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My 10yr old brother: " I can survive in the deep dark."

Me, knowing full well he's talking about Minecraft: "Me in my depression be like."

#minecraft #little brothers #siblings #someone send help #true story #why am i like this #but lmao

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Why the heck is Benjamin Franklin trying to sell me plumbing stuff

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Walmart at 6 a.m. doesn't feel real...

#like??? #is it the backrooms? #why am i like this #the backrooms #6am #walmartshopping

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"Ah yes... let us add 2½ cups of cinnamon into something that reads 2½ tbs"

- my brother probably before doing just that

When I say you could smell the cinnamon, I mean you can smell the cinnamon. I normally like that smell, but it was wayyyy to strong 🤢

#someone send help #true story #but lmao #little brothers #siblings #baking #my family is weird #chaos #kitchen

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Overhearing the Starbucks baristas talk about the difference between Freddy Fazbear and Freddy Krueger. One barista was entirely convinced they were the same character, and the other was explaining they are different.

#true story #five nights at freddy's #freddy fazbear #freddy krueger #nightmare on elm street #i dont even like horror but i know the difference #starbucks

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You know when you think you won't be flustered? For example:

When your bf sends you a picture of himself in a website he's working on and you get all blushy because he's incredibly handsome

Because I never thought I'd be one of those people, but I'm actually blushing at a picture of him

#someone send help #true story #but lmao #hes so fucking cute #why am i like this #i love him #facepalm

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"I think cars with fins are funny. Like, whatcha doing over there, shark car"

- my BF

#true story #but lmao #hes so fucking cute #quotes #someone send help

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Help!!

I need a home-cooked meal recipe that is near impossible to mess up. I am a disaster in the kitchen but my bf (who is going through a rough time) asked for one. Help me out pls

#someone send help #kitchen #home cooked #recipies #why am i like this

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2,005,400 lbs of wood hourly... that's the math conclusion. Now he's on a different bunny trail. Smt about if the woodchuck got paid for his work and breaks in the workday

My bf has been explaining how much wood a woodchuck could chuck for the last ten minutes!! This man smh lol

#someone send help #hes so fucking cute

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My bf has been explaining how much wood a woodchuck could chuck for the last ten minutes!! This man smh lol

#someone send help #true story #but lmao #hes so fucking cute #but hes a gremlin #istg #i love him

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Trying to get my bf to give me a hoodie or sweatshirt of his, how do I get him to???? Yes, I have already tried asking nicely lol

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"You need to start taking better care of yourself."

- I say to myself knowing fully well that I won't

#someone send help #true story #why am i like this #but lmao #i am a disaster

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This is the third Monday in a row in which something has gone wrong

Monday 1: woke up at 6am and vomited half the day away. My ribs hurt so bad then and the following day

Monday 2: was the only person in the drive thru at work and absolutely no one would help me with anything and we were slammed!

Monday 3 (today) woke up and vomited at 6am. Haven't vomited again but I have a massive headache

Why do I have a serious case of the Mondays!?!?!?!??!

#someone send help #true story #why am i like this #if next monday is bad im going to lose it #i will throw myself out a window #istg

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My mother's wedding colors were yellow and purple and anytime she sees this color combo she goes "HEY! That's my wedding colors!!!"

I always find it so baffling that Yellow and Purple combo doesn’t get as much praise as it should, it’s literally complimentary colors, like Blue is to Orange and Red to Green.

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Bro I hate having a crush on someone they got my twirlin my hair and blushin n shit

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Remember the time Mickey Mouse Clubhouse taught kids the writing theory of “Chekhov's gun”?