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Labru vibes

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Shang Qinghua: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.

Shen Qingqiu: Airplane, that’s gay.

Shang Qinghua: We’ve been dating for 2 years—

#svsss shitpost #cumplane #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua

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Xie Lian: You're ugly.

Xiao Ying: Tone indicator?

Xie Lian: Oh I'm sorry! You're ugly. /srs

#tgcf #xie lian #mxtx

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Kim Dokja: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.

Yoo Joonghyuk: We’re not friends.

Kim Dokja, holding a sword: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

#kdj #orv #omniscient reader novel #yjh

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Alberu: Where are you going?

Cale: To get ice cream for the kids or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.

#trash of the count's family #tcf cale #alberu crossman

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Everyone: How many kids do you have?

Kim Dokja: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

#kdj #orv #omniscient reader novel #kdj is a dilf canon

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Alberu: I think I'm falling for you.

Cale: Then get up.

#totcf #tcf cale #alberu crossman #cale henituse

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Luo Binghe: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Shen Qingqiu: That's great, Binghe. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

#binghe and his abandoned issues #give this guy some love #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #mxtx svsss

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congrats on your second yaoi tournament

#congrats on winning the *well-deserved* poll #omniscient reader's viewpoint #yoo joonghyuk #kim dokja #yaoi

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Leonard: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Klein : *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Leonard : Holy moly-

#lotm #lord of the mysteries #klein moretti #leonard mitchell #gay

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hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

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Yoo Joonghyuk : Han Sooyoung doesn’t look very happy.

Kim Dokja: That's their happy. She's just a bitch.

#kdj #hsy #jyh #han sooyoung #orvtrio #orv

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Han Sooyoung, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Kim Dokja , not looking up from his book: Really? Yoo Joonghyuk, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

#kdj #hsy #yjh #orv #omniscient reader novel

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Luo Binghe: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Shen Qingqiu , thinking it's a hard to get future harem member: Wow. They sound stupid.

Luo Binghe: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Shen Qingqiu: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Luo Binghe: I guess you’re right. Hey Shizun, I love you.

Shen Qingqiu: See! Just say that!

Shang Qinghua: Holy fucking shit.

Shen Qingqiu: If that flies over their head then, sorry Binghe, but they're too dumb for you.

Luo Binghe: Shizun.

#svsss shitpost #mxtx svsss #sqq #lbh #sqq oblivious to lbh's flirts #canon

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Shang Qinghua: And now for a gay update with Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe.

Shen Qingqiu: Getting gayer.

Shang Qinghua: Thank you, Shen Qingqiu.

#svsss #svsss shitpost #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #sqh #hot news #sqq is getting gayer

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Shen Qingqiu, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Shang Qinghua: Yeah, sure.

A few minutes later

Shang Qinghua: Here you go.

Shen Qingqiu:

Shang Qinghua:

Luo Binghe : Why am I here?

#svsss shitpost #svsss #sqq #sqh #cumplane #lbh

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Kim Dokja : If you want my advice-

Han Sooyoung: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.

Yoo Joonghyuk : First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he has also tried to kill me.

Kim Dokja : It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

#kdj #hsy #jyh #orv #omniscient readers viewpoint