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Bev:(about Bill) What is he keeping from me (GASP) Oh, my god. It's drugs. He's doing drugs. Without me. Richie: ... Bev: Not that I do drugs, but I'd like to be asked. Richie: You know what else he wouldn't tell either of us? If he's sick. (both gasp) He needs a kidney! Oh, my god. He needs a kidney. Not that I would give him a kidney, but I'd like to be asked.

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So after watching The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made me do it (not pictured above) I’ve decided that if they ever remade ‘The Shining’ Patrick Wilson should play Jack Torrance.

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Richie: Well I'll be off then, since it's all over between us. I'll write.

Stan: I won't read it.

Richie: Well I'll call.

Stan: I'll hang up.

Richie: Well I'll come see you.

Stan: I'll be dead by then.

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Henry: Nice P.J's. Kasperbrak. Did your mommy buy them for you?

Eddie: Of course she did. Who else would have?

Henry:...

Henry:... All right, Kaspbrak. You win this round.

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Richie: I'm gonna die alone, and now I have to get a snake.

Mike: Uh-huh. Why is that?

Richie: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing. You know, a hook. Like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be "Crazy Man With A Snake." Y'know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won't walk past my place, they will run! "RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN," they'll shout!

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[Richie having a sad bubblebath]

Stan: Look Richie-

Richie: (Pointing to his 'beard') Captain Bubblebeard. Avast, matey! Shut yer scupper and bare yer steel, we should be seeing la- AHH-

[Stan pushes Richie's head under water, Richie comes back up with no beard]

Stan: There. Now you're Richie again.

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Bill, you are forcing me to be the voice of reason and that's not a good look for me!

Richie Tozier

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Ben: There is only one reason to sleep with somebody and that is love.

Bev: Ben, I love you, but there's lots of reasons to have sex.

Ben: Name one.

Bev: I can name 50.

Ben: You can't

[Last Thursday]

Bev: Hey, Ben, want to do it?

Ben: I'm up.

Ben: You befouled our marital bed because you couldn't get to sleep?!

Bev: You're the one who said, 'That shadow on the ceiling looks like a scary toothless clown. Goodnight, Bev.'

Ben: Fine! That's one. But I defy you to name...

Bev: I'm going to name 50.

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Well, for me, my coming out was pretty typical. My mom cried. My dad drank. And my grandmother. got rabies. Unrelated, but just a rough weekend all around.

Richie Tozier, (on coming out)

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Bev: She's gonna say that I'm ruining my life, that I'm never gonna meet anyone because I'm living with a gay guy.

Richie: A gay guy? Is he cute?

Bev: ... Not at the moment.

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Richie: Eddie, do us both a favour and don't do that thing that you're doing right now.

Eddie: Oh...oh, what am I doing right now?

Richie: Being a screeching drama queen.

Eddie: WHY MUST YOU PUSH MY BUTTONS?!

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Bev: I hate men.

Richie: Good, more for me.

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Richie: ♪- Beer on the wall. Three bottles of beer on the wall, three bottles of beer. Take one down pass it around two bottles of beer on the wall-♪ ... Well, I'm off to bed!

Stan: TWO BOTTLES OF BEER?! Richie, you get all the way to two bottles of beer and you quit?

Richie: Just drives you nuts, doesn't it Stanley

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Ben: Oh, my God. What happened?

Stan: Oh, hmm Richie was born and then 28 years later, I was robbed!

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It's like, I am more than this one terrible thing that happened to me. I am all of the terrible things that happened to me.

Mike Hanlon

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Richie: (Unable to open the car door.)Uh, Stanley, you seem to have left on the central locking.

Stanley: (Walking away) Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Richie: Wha-? Isn't it illegal to leave your child locked in a car?!

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Richie: I'll pick you up at 7! I'll be the guy in the awesome blue jacket.

Eddie: We've been going out for months! ... I know what you look like!

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