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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad
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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes
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Baroque Rococostyle
© T. Marcijuš
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog
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whale shaped packer call that a moby dick
have i finally reached the level of tumblr fame where ppl come into my inbox to make posts for me. this is great i dont have to do shit anymore
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Alex Albon Tries Tai Chi! 🥋🇨🇳 | Williams Racing
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No, but like Aang probably thought all those people he threw off cliffs or through buildings or delt fatal blows to were fine because he fought Zuko for so long.
Like, man got blown up. Man has had multiple people try to kill him and survived. Man got thrown through buildings and survived. He is that “why won’t you die??” Antagonist (and later fellow protagonist).
Aang has been unknowingly sending people to their deaths because he thought everyone in the fire nation was either an unkillable, little cockroach like Zuko or so overwhelmingly skilled and talented like Azula, Mai, and Ty Lee and would 100% survive that kind of damage.
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My favourite batfam hedcanon is
Every batkid when working with other hero team: hypercompetent, generally very serious, 100% professional (to the degree of being a little annoying) and well put together, foolproof plans that predict enemy movements 100 steps in advance,
Batkids when working together:
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 Beaded~Bejeweled
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if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going
“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”
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he's tired of flying but that doesn't stop him from looking good
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