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sofiadragon · 8 hours
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Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files
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sofiadragon · 10 hours
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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
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sofiadragon · 11 hours
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sofiadragon · 11 hours
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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sofiadragon · 11 hours
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I think we're starting to dilute the meaning of "terminally online". Like, no, it's not terminally online to have eccentric opinions about a popular TV show – people like that existed before "online" was a thing. Unless we're talking at least an "it's homophobic for gay furries to have rat fursonas because they're depicting gay people as vermin", the onlineness falls well short of terminal.
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sofiadragon · 12 hours
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"A cishet person must have made this, no queer person would ever portray queerness in this way."
"This artist must be white."
"No SA victim would ever handle the subject in this way."
"No woman would ever write women like this."
"This creator is obviously neurotypical. Everyone with autism/ADHD/depression understands-"
Nope.
People who make these blanket statements are very frequently proven wrong when the creator comes out as a member of that group. And even when they aren't proven wrong, even in cases where the creator isn't from the group in question, actual members of the group who don't fit whatever arbitrary criteria are being expressed will see these statements and feel excluded and erased.
Not everyone in your group is going to share your experiences. No single individual gets to personally decide what does or doesn't count as a "valid" expression of trauma or being part of a particular group, and creators are also not obligated to out themselves in order to "prove" their validity.
If something doesn't resonate with you, all that means is that it doesn't resonate with you. You don't have to like it. But you don't get to decide what it means to someone else.
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sofiadragon · 13 hours
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st. george and the dragon (1908-9) - briton rivière / the vigil (1884) - john pettie / vanitas still-life (1705) - evert collier / david garrick as richard iii (1745) - william hogarth / micro sff stories tweet
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sofiadragon · 15 hours
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some sleeping kill’d; all murder’d
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sofiadragon · 17 hours
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"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."
"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."
One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.
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sofiadragon · 18 hours
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But I always knew that in the end no one was coming to save me So I just prayed and I keep praying and praying and praying
𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐔𝐑'𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝟑 | 'Sun Bleached Flies' by Ethel Cain revamp of this post
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sofiadragon · 20 hours
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I used this heraldric shield-generating website to design cursed new Pride flags. Examples:
“Leather Medieval Breeches Subculture” Pride
“Polyskeletonous” Pride
“Will Beard For Cheese” Pride
“People With Heterochromia and Good Mask Discipline” Pride
“Bees Who Will Swarm An Invading Wasp and Cook Her Alive With the Heat of Their Bodies” Pride
“People Who Don’t Know How Chess Works” Pride
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sofiadragon · 1 day
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Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids
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sofiadragon · 1 day
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sofiadragon · 1 day
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The eternal question - is it worse to read the words of someone who hates a character you love but is accurate/respectful in their points/portrayal, or someone who loves them more than you do but strips them of all nuance and greyness to legit "they did nothing wrong" when they did SO MUCH WRONG?
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sofiadragon · 1 day
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romantic entanglement…
…would complete you as a human being.
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sofiadragon · 1 day
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Texts From Superheroes
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sofiadragon · 1 day
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Chapter 14: Progress on All Fronts
Severus felt oddly emotional about it for days afterward. He was out of sorts enough to have difficulty processing what he was even on about. So, he had grandparents now, it wasn’t something to get all weepy over. It had taken five minutes and a bit of legal paperwork to install him as the heir to Procopius and Philyra and tack his mother back onto the family tree posthumously. It wasn’t like it had been difficult. He hadn’t been through some grand ordeal worthy of emotional upset.
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Stripped Down and Rebuilt - Chapter 1 - Harry Potter [Archive of Our Own]
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Severus Snape doesn't think Albus' plan to martyr Potter will work out and knows nothing of the secret setup to give Harry a chance to live through the killing curse a second time. He decides that what they really needed was to start hunting the Horcruxes years ago instead of waiting for children to do it for them. He sends back his private notes and everything needed to brew a potion to strip off the spells that are restricting his behavior. He expects that his younger self will receive the information in 1992 at best.
On the Summer Solstice, 1985, a listless Severus Snape is surprised by a generous and lucrative gift from his future self.
Featuring: Reluctant schemer turned proud parent. A secret adoption. Narcissa Malfoy and most of the Hogwarts staff trying to get Snape married against his will. Lord Prince decides that a half-blood grandson is better than no grandson, provided he's invented something impressive enough to make up for it. Snape moonlighting as an undercover pedo-catcher to keep his spy skills sharp. The Hogwarts Staff Room betting pool. PTSD recovery despite efforts to the contrary.
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