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alright here we go

this one's for "stupid" mentally disabled people. people who can't do basic math. people who are gullible to no fault of their own. people who can't understand nuance in some situations. people with cognitive issues. intellectually disabled people.

hey, you're doin' just fine. doing a great job, even! don't put yourself down or feel like your worth as a person rests on how smart you are. we'll be ok

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#bro fr

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thinking that if the first date had gone well buck would probably text tommy mid shift "i can't stop thinking about you" and throw his phone across the station and everyone would just watch him running to get it and simply not even question him

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My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

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am i memeing properly?

#everybody do the wenis #the wenis is a dance #everybody is a genius #who knows it in advance #game changer #sam reich

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characters said this is my story and i get to choose the actions

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me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:

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r/relationship_advice

u/hot_pilot84 • 2d ago

MY (40M) BOYFRIEND? (33M) IS IN LOVE WITH HIS BEST FRIEND (36M) AND IM THE THIRD WHEEL

I'm new to this reddit stuff, but a coworker suggested it, and I thought I'd give it a try. I probably should start saying he's not really my boyfriend??? We just started dating a few weeks ago, and it's been... interesting. But I really like him and he is a nice, sweet guy.

He recently came out, so I've been trying to be patient and understanding. But recently it's been hard to spend any time alone because his best friend is always there.

Now, I also like the guy, so I don't really mind, and to be honest, I kinda suspected from the first moment they were in love with each other. They both talk about each other all the time, and when we hang out together, I can't help but feel like intruding on an intimate moment I shouldn't be part of.

Like, our second date was at his sister's wedding and the best friend spent most of the time glued to our side. He has a son who my date adores, so they danced together for most of the party as well. It was cute, but again: it felt like intruding on a private moment.

Then we had a relaxing night at his place, eating take out on his couch and watching a movie.... when the best friend just, came in. No notice, no knocking. He has a key to the place and he just walked in. It was awkward at first but we insisted it wasn't a big deal so he stayed for tge rest of the night.

By the time I was leaving, my date was telling him to just get comfortable on the couch.

Another thing is. My date? Situationship? I don't know how to call it anymore. Well, I recently found out that he is the legal guardian of his best friend 's kid? In case anything happens? I wouldn’t find this weird at all if it wasn't for the fact this man has parents and sisters and other close family members that also have a less chance of dying along with him on the job. (They work together.)

Also. Recently, the best friend broke up with his girlfiend and called this guy in the middle of our date. So, he crashed again.

All of this to say, I'm not really hurt? This was new and sure, I like the guy. But to be honest my expectations were low. This is fairly recent, so it's not like my heart is broken and I just lost the love of my life. No, that's not the problem.

I just don't think these two know they're in love with each other, and it’s starting to get really uncomfortable for me. Should I say something? Should I talk with my date about it or just break things off and keep it vague, but that we should still be friends? Should I talk with both of them at the same time and confront the situation?

This is a situation I don't even know how to begin to get a handle on. Does anyone know where I should start?

rctherpcliarredditor • commented 1d ago

to be honest, i don't really have any advice for you. i just find this gay drama really hilarious. thoughts and prayers for you, my man 🙏🏼🙏🏼

twohottakes • commented 6hrs ago

definitely have a conversation alone with your date. point all of this out to him and tell him you don't wanna get in the middle if there's deeper feelings involved for someone else. all the luck to you, man!

storyreddit23 • commented 2hrs ago

talk to ur date!! and pls, post an update if u do. i wanna know how this ends.

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#i think they each choose a song #they do two #probably do bucks first #he probably picks something classic rock esque (trying to prove that hes cool hes just also bi) #probably like #aerosmith or kansas or blue oyster cult energy #and then eddie goes to pick #and i can guarantee hes gonna pick the most awful yeehaw country song he can remember from his childhood

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i think rumple would use tik tok

#SAY HI TO TIKTOK SKIMBLE 😭😭 #cats the musical #skimbleshanks #rumpleteazer #rumpelteazer

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HELLO. could i request a 2019 skimble :) (hes one of my favorite skimbles cause he got me into cats) (also. hi. its me, skimblestrap)

you made me rewatch that clip of skimbles song on youtube for like the millionth time because of this ask

#2019 skimble was the only acceptable parts of cats 2019 #cats 2019

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he makes the best mud pies in the junkyard

#the littlest guy #pouncival #cats the musical

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

#funny #can do math #can spell #can drive #can cook #can kiiiiinda dance #i can do a line dance/choreographed dance with some semblance of rhythm #but like just regular dancing? #naur #sparky thoughts

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Top 5 Jordan fisher roles

i’m so glad you didn’t specify movie roles

matt from until dawn

seacat from teen beach movie (i like 2 better than 1 but both are good)

evan hansen in dear evan hansen

john laurens/philip hamilton from hamilton

mark cohen from rent: live

until dawn was my first real introduction to jordan fisher. thats why i think it’ll remain at the top of this list.

teen beach was my first real bad hyperfixation, and fallin’ for ya is such a fucking banger dude

he dialed down his rizz so much and was kind of an amazing evan hansen please never stop acting ilysm

jordan fisher was absolutely born to play john and philip and there’s no convincing me otherwise

the ONLY reason this isn’t higher is because he dialed down the rizz for deh and not for this and i will die mad about it (but i love him and i love rent so its here). mark, in my humble opinion, is rizzless. jordan fisher is not.

some honorable mentions:

orpheus, hadestown

anthony hope, sweeney todd

john rose-ambrose, to all the boys

robaire, turning red

noah patrick, teen wolf

clark, icarly

holden, liv and maddie

#anon asks #thanks anon! #ask sparky #ask games #ask game

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So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say