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[spicykat9]

im going to do my headcanon ask with my own headcanons for Germany

M - Messy (Do they like to cum on/in their partner? Do they like to be cummed on/in?)

Yes, he loves squirting on his partner’s face. Idk how he would cum in someone but probably with a realistic strap? Is a massive cum slut. Prefers to swallow it, but also enjoys having someone cum in his pussy. Is a little more adverse to being cummed on, but won’t protest if you do it.

V - Volume (How loud are they in bed?)

Very. His inane yelling during meetings transfers over to the bedroom pretty well.

W - Wet (Do they need a little help getting wet and slick?)

he’s wet 99% of the day.

X - X-Ray (How big is their dick/tits?)

oh, fucking massive. DD cups minimum.

Z - ZZZ (What's the most amount of people they've slept with at once?)

Depends if you count non-con. Consensually, three.

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Mmm cum slut Lud my beloved.

Lud is definitely loud though for me sometimes he tries to keep quiet because pride and also depending where he is, courtesy for those around. But you definitely have a point with his yelling at the meetings carrying over to the bedroom.

Love all these <3

#hetalia #hws germany #headcanons #hetalia headcanon #non con

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maddie referenced from sabrina carpenter’s photoshoot <3

#wrong blog #lets try this again #hws canada #nyo canada #hetalia #nyotalia #not mine #fanart #hetalia fanart

[spicykat9]

I think they get together regularly for a "girls night" where really it's just them getting together for all kinds of sexual escapades.

#hetalia #hws #hunukrliech #hws liechtenstein #hws ukraine #hws hungary #headcanons #hetalia headcanons

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the best BTT is where gilbert is their pet toy

#YES #hetalia #bft #bad friends trio #hws prussia #hws spain #hws france

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Clarification that anon did not mean euthanized

saw this video of teenage cat in heat vs euthanised adult cat and I was just

that’s them. germany and england (in that specific order).

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Not sure what this really means since a euthanized adult cat means it's dead?

BUT

It did get me thinking of an au where they're both cat boys and Arthur is older Lud is young and ends up having his first heat and Arthur tries to gently guide him through it, until Ludwig begs him to go harder, rougher and Arthur ends up obliging.

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fuck I am so sorry. English isn’t my first language. I think I meant neutered or smth that was embarrassing

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Ohhhhh. Yeah that's why I didn't answer it right away because I was kind of confused? I get it. English is hard and that's coming from a native speaker so I can't imagine how it is when it's not your first language. You're all good.

Clarification for this post

Poor catboy Arthur having to keep up with Ludwig 😂

Also yes it's all been on anon

#hetalia #gereng #engger #geruk #hws england #hws germany

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saw this video of teenage cat in heat vs euthanised adult cat and I was just

that’s them. germany and england (in that specific order).

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Not sure what this really means since a euthanized adult cat means it's dead?

BUT

It did get me thinking of an au where they're both cat boys and Arthur is older Lud is young and ends up having his first heat and Arthur tries to gently guide him through it, until Ludwig begs him to go harder, rougher and Arthur ends up obliging.

#hetalia #hws england #hws germany #gereng #engger #geruk #cw animal death mentioned #I mean it's not talked about but just in case #I don't want anyone to be upset by it lol #unless anon you meant enthusiastic?

[spicykat9]

for ask game: M, V, W, X, Z for trans!germany maybe? or just normal Germany if you don’t want

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Pick a hetalia character and I'll try to give my thoughts.

I'm always up for trans headcanons!

M - Messy (Do they like to cum on/in their partner? Do they like to be cummed on/in?)

Definitely likes his partner coming in him. In the moment, he loves to be cummed on, but in the aftermath he might grumble about the mess. But both are a way of laying claim on him and Lud likes the feeling.

He rarely is the one penetrating so I'm not going to bother with the first half lol.

V - Volume (How loud are they in bed?)

Depends. Usually he tries to keep quite. But break him enough and he'll scream and whimper.

W - Wet (Do they need a little help getting wet and slick?)

He prefers if he has help so I guess yes?

X - X-Ray (How big is their dick/tits?)

Huge tits definitely. How huge, I don't really know though

Z - ZZZ (What's the most amount of people they've slept with at once?)

Well based off of how I ship him 2-3? Though I also like the idea of meetings sometimes turning into orgies. So really depends on how I'm feeling.

#hetalia #hws germany #headcanons #hetalia headcanons #headcanon ask game #ask game #headcanon asks

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i forgot to post this one here, sorry about that!!

view the uncensored version:

on HF

on Pillowfort

#very nice #hetalia #ameliet #hws lithuania #hws america #not mine #hetalia fanart #fanart

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Let's go!!!!

Pick a hetalia character and I'll try to give my thoughts.

A - Aftercare (What kind of aftercare do they like if any?)

B - Body (What's the most sensitive part on their body?)

C - Costumes (What's a roleplay they'd be willing to do?)

D - Dirty Secret (What's a porn category they’re into?)

E - Experience (How experienced are they?)

F - Foreplay (Do they like foreplay?)

G - Gentle (How gentle/rough do they like it?)

H - Hair (How groomed are they down their?)

I - Intimacy (Are they more romantic, silly, or serious in bed?)

J - Jack/Jill Off (How often do they like to have "alone time"?)

K - Kink (What's a big kink for them?)

L - Location (What's the strangest place they've banged in?)

M - Messy (Do they like to cum on/in their partner? Do they like to be cummed on/in?)

N - No (What are some hard limits they have?)

O - Oral (Do they like receiving/giving oral?)

P - Position (What's their favorite position?)

Q - Quickie (How fast/slow do they like it?)

R - Restraints (How restrained are they willing to be?)

S - Stamina (How long can they last?)

T - Toys (Do they like having toys involved?)

U - Underwear (What underwear/lingerie would they wear? [Pic Included])

V - Volume (How loud are they in bed?)

W - Wet (Do they need a little help getting wet and slick?)

X - X-Ray (How big is their dick/tits?)

Y - Yes (What's a fast way into their pants?)

Z - ZZZ (What's the most amount of people they've slept with at once?)

#ask game #headcanon ask games

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oh!!!!! brilliant idea!!!!!!

lud is lactating (for any reason) and art is sucking on his tits and drinking from him

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Oh absolutely. I actually have that the list of smut to write based on an anon ask. I don't do fic prompts currently but this inspired me lol.

#hetalia #hws #gereng #engger #geruk #hws england #hws germany

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Ludwig probably has massive tits too (trans or not). imagine him giving Arthur a tit job.

or nipple clamps. or just anything involving lud’s tits.

spain might be the ass god, but when it comes to boobs no one can beat germany

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Oh absolutely. All kinds of Germanys, nyo, trans, cis, all need massive tits. Though I would argue that maybe Ukraine might have them beat, at least the original.

But anyway. I am a firm believer Arthur is a boobs guys so he LOVES Lud's tits. And playing with Lud's tits is a regular thing in their sex life be it just squeezing or sucking or full on boob job or when getting super spicy, nipple clamps definitely. Lud loves it all.

#hetalia #hws germany #hws england #gereng #engger #geruk #headcanons #hetalia headcanons

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Fuck this. Lud is the subbiest. Loves to get railed and be told he's a good boy. Now back to your regular bottom Germany content.

I was wrong. The old fandom was 100% right. Germany is a big daddy dom top. How could I have been so blind. Forgive me for spreading deplorable propaganda that he was anything different

#april fool's day #april fools 2024 #hetalia #hws germany

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I was wrong. The old fandom was 100% right. Germany is a big daddy dom top. How could I have been so blind. Forgive me for spreading deplorable propaganda that he was anything different

#APRIL FOOLS #april fool's day #april fools 2024 #hetalia #hws germany #hws

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Arthur sees Ludwig like that in the bunny costume what does he do /j

They go at it like rabbits for the rest of the day.

#hetalia #gereng #engger #geruk #hws england #hws germany

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Can't believe my first post on this blog is on Easter Sunday, but Happy Easter!

ꕥ ♡ Commissions ♡ ꕥ

#Ugh I love the outfit #The colours #All of it #hetalia #hws germany #suggestive #hetalia fanart #fanart #not mine

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i took a nap and dreamt of pregnant luddy with art and i am OBSESSED

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Mmm good stuff. I think about this more than I'd like to admit with omegaverse. Just the added layer of primal protectiveness is just so delicious. Normally I'm not into reading about pregnancy but with omegaverse it just hits different.

Arthur always wanting to have his hands on Lud's belly especially when he begins to show. He spoils Ludwig even more with massages, cuddles, forcing him to rest, making him his favourite sweets, etc. Sometimes it's too much and makes Lud feel coddled. He can still do certain things, but he also understands he needs to slow down now and Arthur is just trying to get him to (while also taking the opportunity to dote on Lud)

I also have a vague au where both Lud and Art are omegas but they fall in love and partner up. But they want kids, so Lud agrees to carry it and they have to get a donor. There is some judgement, but they make it work. And...that's all I got.

#hetalia #hws #hws england #hws germany #gereng #engger #geruk #omegaverse #pregnancy