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#star trek #tos #oh my god

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put a shirt on you’re gonna get cold :/

#HAIRY!!!!!!! #star trek #tos #fanart #spock

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Star Trek TOS: Mudd's Women

#star trek #tos #spock #episode stills

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It's utterly hilarious to me that in TOS Spock was like "I have to go to Vulcan, please don't ask why Jim, bit I will die if I don't go within the week" and only told Jim about the Pon Farr when he was already climbing the walls and acted like he was betraying Vulcan state secrets, while 100 years later the Voyager crew is all "have you heard, Ensign Vorik from engineering is having his first Pon Farr" - "no way!" and when Tuvok gets it it's "so I've heard you have the 😏flu😏 have fun on the holodeck"

And honestly I wonder how many Vulcans in Starfleet had to suffer before the high council admitted "yeah maybe we can't keep this top secret longterm"

#star trek #tos #voy #pon farr

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I love this line delivery so much:

"ₙₒₒ ᵢ'ₘ ₙₒₜ"

#they were so in love here #star trek #tos #episode clip #spirk

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i could never live on a starfleet ship cause I'd know some cunt in security is reading through all my search queries Alien Penis alien penis comparison alien penis chart penises throughout the galaxy penis in every language what species are sexually compatible with humans what species can humans SAFELY uave sex with sex sent me to the sickbay season 78 alpha quadrant penis tour what species has the most penises and that's how far I'd get before they overrode the security lock on my quarters and broke in and killed me for being academically curious

#my friends are the funniest people alive #star trek

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When Kirk cusses it sounds so awkward like a little boy trying to swear for the first time. When bones swears it sounds so natural like ocean waves crashing on the beach

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Something about having an universal translator, and learning to understand without it

#star trek #comic #this is so stunning

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The fact of the matter is, both Zachary Quinto and Ethan Peck are objectively attractive men but they look stupid as fuck in Spock hair & makeup, while Leonard Nimoy somehow becomes even hotter with pointed ears and a bowl cut. This is the universe's way of telling us only Nimoy is the true Spock vessel

#IT'S BECAUSE NIMOY HAD A HAIRSTYLIST WHO KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING #that cut was tailored to his features #and ever since it's just been like yeah yeah bowl cut we get it #the original was very very designed!! #if they altered it to flatter quinto and peck's featured it would be better #but anyway. i agree that nimoy is the One True Spock

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Juliet: Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, Which mannerly devotion shows in this; [Juliet places the palm of her hand against Romeo’s] For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss. Romeo: Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?   

OKAY. okay. fully transitioning into using tumblr as a sketchbook now lol.

#star trek #tos #fanart #spirk

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Brooo it’s the ascent, the one where odo and quark have gay se-

#star trek #ds9 #quodo #fanart

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SPOCK in STAR TREK (1966–1969)

#the CUNT #star trek #tos #episode gifs #spock

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Star Trek TOS + Headlines!

#star trek #tos #obsessed with this

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Circa late 1960s - housewives getting together sharing K/S fanart and talking about the latest episode.

#fanart #fandom history #i love this 😭

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Classic Kirk...

#star trek #tos #kirk

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extra special Amok Time Day this year because it’s been 56 years…

happy 9th pon farr spock!

#🖖

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on september 15, 1967, spock and kirk gave birth to a beautiful baby girl named slash fanfiction

#happy birthday slash fiction!!