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Nerdy Prudes Characters as Filipino food!
The second coming because I couldn’t stay away
Steph - Lumpia
- A popular dish for a popular girl
- Lumpia’s typically filled with meat, veggies, and sometimes fish!
- An absolutely beloved food for anyone who’s tried it
- Steph would immediately put these on her plate if she saw them at a party
Pete - Champorado
- Imagine if hot chocolate was a porridge
- This was the most obvious answer for Pete
- He’d be eating this to get through the day
- I think he’d like evap milk better w/ his champorado, but has condensed milk for his blood sugar
Richie - Tocilog
- Richie gets a nice, full breakfast of sweet cured meat, eggs, and garlic fried rice
- Another beloved food for a beloved character
- I personally believe this man would instantly get hooked on garlic fried rice
- Like suddenly he’s having it with every meal
- Packs it in a bento box for school too
Ruth - Chicken Feet
- It’s not too freaky when you actually try it!
- Just give it a chance!
- Give Ruth a chance :(
- Alternatively, she is Filipino spaghetti in ways I cannot explain
Max - Lechon
- The life of the party
- The center of attention amongst the food
- Yk the party’s gonna hit when they bring Lechon
- Max would think it’d be so fucking cool if he pulled up to a party and saw it at the food table
Grace - Brazo de Mercedes
- Super light, super airy, an almost angelic dessert
- Brazo de Mercedes is a meringue roll typically filled with some kind of custard with powdered sugar on the outside
- A dessert befitting of miss chasity herself
- I can see Grace trying it at a bakery and being astonished at how fluffy it is
- It’s like a cloud in your mouth!!
- Must be what angels eat up in heaven
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The Lords In Black (and Webby) as desserts/snacks!
Except it’s all Filipino food
Wiggly - Buko Pandan Salad
- I know that it doesn’t SOUND like a dessert, but trust me it is
- Buko Pandan is a popular flavor in the Philippines, it’s pretty much like young coconut
- Buko Pandan salad has a bunch of accordingly flavored stuff in it like gelatin, shredded coconut, etc
- A bunch of different textures that I think is very Wiggly
- Also the greenest colored dessert I think I’ve ever eaten
Blinky - Ube Leche Flan Cake
- I mean, the color scheme is pretty spot on
- It’s a sweet purple yam cake paired with a rich caramel custard
- Like Buko Pandan, Ube is a veryyy popular flavor
- This is a more modern dessert which I think is fitting tbh
Tinky - Chicharon
- Unlike the other sweets on this list, this one is savory
- It stands out just as much as Tinky does
- Chicharon is essentially just fried pork rinds
- Odd to some, sure, but it’s actually pretty good
Nibbly - Potchi
- I used to munch on these a lot when I was younger, and honestly Nibbly would eat them by the handful
- A bitch to unwrap, though
- It’s a sweet, pink little thing that makes you wonder if you’ll ever find two in the same wrapper
- You won’t
Pokey - Halo Halo
- It sure ain’t blue, but it can get hella dramatic
- Just like Pokey!
- There’s a dozen different toppings you’ll find in this, but typically there’ll be ice cream, evaporated milk, and ice that you’ll have to mix up
- You get something pretty and you walk away with flavored slush
- Just like the apotheosis!
Webby - Taho
- Taho is very simple, just silken tofu with brown sugar syrup and tapioca pearls
- Another childhood favorite of mine
- It’s warm, it’s sweet, it’s Webby
- Not hard to come by when you’re in the Philippines either
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