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Changbin: You look happy. Let me guess, your sandwich fell on the floor at the restaurant, and they gave it to you for free.

Jisung: No. Can you do that? Why doesn’t everyone just drop their sandwiches on the floor?

Changbin: I was trying to insult you.

Jisung: And instead you gave me an amazing life-hack.

#i give up on tags #yeet #incorrect straykids #stray kids

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What did Hyunjin do to you?

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Changbin: I don't copy anyone.

Changbin: I just learn from afar and do it myself.

#stray kids #incorrect straykids #incorrect changbin #incorrect quotes

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Stray Kids in a Snowball Fight

Chan: makes sure no one gets hurt but if someone throws a snowball at him, its going down

Woojin: awful overprotective and still manages to dodge all the snowballs

Minho: makes sure to hit everyone

Changbin: says that he's here just for fun but actually wants to get back Seungmin for eating the last cookie

Hyunjin: finds a place to hide and stays there the whole game

Felix: get hit more than a normal amount of times

Jisung: stays at the side and eats the snow

Seungmin: throws all his snowballs at Changbin

Jeongin: builds a snowfort instead

#stray kids #incorrect stray kids #stray kids skiing #i dunno sksk #incorrect straykids #incorrect stray kids quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect quotes

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You know that little thing Seungmin does when he’s really happy,he just keeps his mouth open in a smile and stares at whatever is making him so damn happy and he is literally the cutest thing on earth,help.

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Stray Kids as Gorden Ramsey

Chan:  “There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe.”

Woojin:  “For what we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly not vomit.”

Minho: “My gran could do better! And she’s dead!”

Changbin:  “This lamb is so undercooked, it’s following Mary to school!”

Hyunjin:  “You’re getting your knickers in a twist! Calm down!”

Jisung:  “Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t fucking cook it!”

Felix:  “You put so much ginger in this, it’s a Weasley.”

Seungmin: After trying Hawaiian pizza: “This isn’t a pizza, this is a mistake. This is an Italian tragedy.”

Jeongin:  “This is a really tough decision…’cause you’re both crap.”

#stray kids #incorrect straykids #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect stray kids quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect bangchan #incorrect minsung

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Stray Kids as Kids

Chan: that one kid that was too serious about his 3rd grade homework

Woojin: the kid that looked after other kids even though they were the same age

Minho: that one smart kid that was also the classclown

Changbin: the kid everyone was scared of because he hissed at others

Hyunjin: the kid that cried over a pencil he accidentally broke

Jisung: the kid that's high-key on sugar 24/7

Felix: the kid that was friends with everyone

Seungmin: the kid that was just too friendly for his own good

Jeongin: everyone's favourite kid

#stray kids #incorrect straykids #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect stray kids quotes #incorrect bangchan #incorrect quotes

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Stray Kids Cooking

Chan: welcome to ChAn'S KiTcHeN

Woojin: scolded everyone for literally no reason

Changbin: pretends like he knows what he's doing

Hyunjin: burned a piece of bread and cried because of it

Jisung: made a funeral for the burnt piece of bread

Felix: helped Jisung

Seungmin: kept eating food while he was cooking and ended up without food for everyone and a stomach ache

Jeongin: tried cutting an onion with a plastic knife and complained that it didn't work

#stray kids #incorrect straykids #incorrect stray kids quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect bangchan #iM sO dOne w tHesE tAgs

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"Can you help me with my homework?"

Chan: *breaks in through a wall* DO MY EARS DECEIVE ME OR IS SOMEONE IN THE NEED OF HELP FROM THE GREAT CHRIS!?!?

Woojin: calmly explains everything to you

Minho: doesn't even flinch

Changbin: tries to help but ends up explaining everything wrong and you get an F

Hyunjin: help at first but gets bored and leaves

Jisung: you had to help HIM instead smh

Felix: watches vine compilations with Hyunjin while you suffer

Seungmin: helps beacause he thinks it's funny to see how dumb you are

Jeongin: does his own work instead

#stray kids #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect bangchan #incorrect straykids #incorrect stray kids quotes

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*Gets a bad grade*

Chan: Understands his problems and studys harder

Woojin: Starts a twitter rant account about how unfair his life is

Minho: Annoys the teacher about it and gets a better grade

Changbin: Literally does NOT care

Hyunjin: Rips the paper in half and throws it away as if nothing happened

Jisung: Eats the paper.

Felix: Proceeds to become a sad yeehaw :<

Seungmin: Convinces himself that the teacher just hates him and gave him a bad mark on purpose

Jeongin: Dies a bit on the inside but remains calm.

#stray kids #wow im so creative #tag yourself #incorrect straykids #incorrect stray kids quotes

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[181204] arirang_asc:

[MINHEEMIN]

MINHEEMIN TIME

Our MC’s warm energy melts away the winter cold

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#JIMIN #HEEJUN #SEUNGMIN

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*minsung flirting*

Jisung: What would you do for me?

Minho: I'll jump over a moon for you.

Jisung: What are you? A fucking cow?

#minsung #outdid your otps #straykids #incorrect minsung #yeet

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the moments that made me fall in love

↳ han jisung

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Chan, in the middle of the night waking up in cold sweat: How do people in the Bikini Bottoms drink water if they live UNDER the water...?

#i need to write smth soft rn #stray kids #bang chan #incorrect bangchan #honestly same #incorrect straykids

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-Stray Kids As Colors-

~Chan as Red

-The color red is a warm and positive color associated with our most physical needs and our will to survive. It exudes a strong and powerful masculine energy. Red is energizing. It excites the emotions and motivates us to take action. It signifies a pioneering spirit and leadership qualities, promoting ambition and determination.

~Woojin as Brown

-The color brown is a serious, down-to-earth color signifying stability, structure and support. Relating to the protection and support of the family unit, with a keen sense of duty and responsibility, brown takes its obligations seriously. It encourages a strong need for security and a sense of belonging, with family and friends being of utmost importance

~Minho as Turquoise

-The color turquoise helps to open the lines of communication between the heart and the spoken word. It presents as a friendly and happy color enjoying life. In color psychology, turquoise controls and heals the emotions creating emotional balance and stability. In the process it can appear to be on an emotional roller coaster, up and down, until it balances itself.

~Changbin as Black

-The color black relates to the hidden, the secretive and the unknown, and as a result it creates an air of mystery. It keeps things bottled up inside, hidden from the world. In color psychology this color gives protection from external emotional stress. It creates a barrier between itself and the outside world, providing comfort while protecting its emotions and feelings, and hiding its vulnerabilities, insecurities and lack of self confidence.

~Hyunjin as Magenta

-The color magenta is one of universal harmony and emotional balance. It is spiritual yet practical, encouraging common sense and a balanced outlook on life. This is a color that helps to create harmony and balance in every aspect of life; physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually. A combination of red and violet, magenta contains the passion, power and energy of red, restrained by the introspection and quiet energy of violet.

~Jisung as Violet

-The color violet inspires unconditional and selfless love, devoid of ego, encouraging sensitivity and compassion. Violet can be sensitive to all the different forms of pollution in the world today, whether it be air pollution, noise pollution, visual pollution or the pollution in our food chain. This sensitivity makes violet susceptible to illness and allergies, It likes to be unique, individual and independent, not one of the crowd. Artists, musicians, writers, poets and psychics are all inspired by violet and its magic and mystery.

~Felix as Orange

-The color orange radiates warmth and happiness, combining the physical energy and stimulation of red with the cheerfulness of yellow.The color psychology of orange is optimistic and uplifting, rejuvenating our spirit. In fact orange is so optimistic and uplifting that we should all find ways to use it in our everyday life, even if it is just an orange colored pen that we use. Orange brings spontaneity and a positive outlook on life and is a great color to use during tough economic times, keeping us motivated and helping us to look on the bright side of life.

~Seungmin as Indigo

-The color meaning of indigo reflects great devotion, wisdom and justice along with fairness and impartiality. It is a defender of people's rights to the end. Structure creates identity and meaning for indigo. In fact an indigo person cannot function without structure - it throws them right off balance. Organization is very important to them and they can be quite inflexible when it comes to order in their lives. Indigo loves rituals and traditions, religion and the institutional system, conforming to things that have worked in the past while planning for the future.

~Jeongin as Pink

-The color pink represents compassion, nurturing and love. It relates to unconditional love and understanding, and the giving and receiving of nurturing. A combination of red and white, pink contains the need for action of red, helping it to achieve the potential for success and insight offered by white. It is the passion and power of red softened with the purity, openness and completeness of white. The deeper the pink, the more passion and energy it exhibits.

(there aren't a lot of choices for the colors of words so, sorry that it's kinda repetitive)

#stray kids #bang chan #kim woojin #lee minho #seo changbin #hwang hyunjin #han jisung #lee felix #kim seungmin #yang jeongin #stray kids as colors #colors #hehe

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"Guys we're out of milk"

Chan: Goes to the store and buys more, cause he's a rEspOnsiBle adult.

Woojin: Has a mental breakdown.

Minho: Pretends he didn't hear anything.

Changbin: Is the one who drank it all.

Hyunjin: Says "fuck milk" and doesn't do shit.

Jisung: Is the one who helped Changbin drink the milk.

Felix: Drinks water with his cereal, cause it's healthier.

Seungmin: Melts ice-cream and drinks it instead.

Jeongin: Has some milk hidden under his bed, but doesn't tell others.

#stray kids and their milk problems #tag yourself im minho #stray kids #incorrect straykids

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M-minho wha-