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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

#snail #pixel art #artists on tumblr #animated gif #🥺🐌✨

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More mexican powerpuff girls 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

#the powerpuff baddies! #ppg #the powerpuff girls #mexican art #every time I see this art I go 😍😍😍 #🩵🩷💚

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Feliz día de los muertos to those who celebrate it 💕

#ADORABLE! #ppg #powerpuff girls #las chicas super poderosas #mexican art #mexican ppg #día de muertos #🩵🩷💚

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🇲🇽Azúcar, flores, y muchos colores🇲🇽

#oh I LOVE this #😍🥰❤️ #the powerpuff girls #ppg #mexican art #mexican ppg #🩵🩷💚

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shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

#I have a Shadow the hedgehog Squishmallow and I love him sm ❤️🖤✨ #he sits on my bed with the others and he has my heart 🫶🏽✨

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in my room on a saturday evening talking to myself like this

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Y’all already know but APRIL FOOLS!!!

The haters will never win. Bella’s ass is literally ginormous. She’s double caked up. Got some junk in the trunk, baby. Pixar mom type build. It’s so massive, it causes gravitational lensing. If it was any bigger, it would have its own zip code. Her gift isn’t a shield, it’s having a juicy ass and thick thighs!!

Long live Bella and her dumptruck ass🚚🍑

#💀💀💀

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Fine! I admit it! Her ass is flat!

I hope you’re all happy!

#💀💀💀 #bella’s ass discourse #twilight renaissance #bella #the twilight saga

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characters putting themselves together is my SHIT

do i love watching a carefully-pressed-suits-and-neat-hair character slowly deteriorate into unbuttoned, wild-hair, dirt-streaked screaming? yes

but you know what i love even more?

the slow reconstruction of a character who has been a mess, generally given no fucks about their appearance, and they have a battle to fight (political, romantic, whatever) that they can only do through looks

so they button their shirt. or tuck it in. or straighten a tie or roll down their sleeves or push their hair out of their eyes and just do it so slowly and deliberately that you know

it’s like armor

i love it

#this is REAL! #you’re so big brain ily <3 🧠✨

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the dude string trail

(aka jasper cowboy headcanons UwU)

i had a conversation with the one and only @su-angelvicioso that inspired me so strongly i wrote this even though i was Not Writing Twilight at the time, and you know what fuck it, i think it's funny. cori, as always, thank you for being my favorite person to talk about twilight with.

this is completely authentic and not sarcastic at all. why would you think that

one fall, jasper decides that he misses embracing his texan heritage. he wants to get back into being a cowboy!

(this is definitely only about him missing horses and his human life & has nothing at all to do with being sick of living with the cullens & kind of in trouble because he ate someone again & tired of having to defend himself to alice about wearing boot-cut jeans for no apparent reason. because none of those things are happening. obviously.)

“back into being a cowboy?” emmett says. “wait, when were you a cowboy?”

jasper ignores emmett, who is obviously just jealous of jasper because he has superpowers and is better at fighting, and definitely doesn’t know anything about cowboys or cowboy culture because what would someone from rural tennessee know about cattle ranching.

he also definitely doesn’t have a cooler more authentic southern accent than jasper. what

because the cullens are richer than god and alice will do literally anything to get rid of jasper right now because he called her maría by accident again i mean what that never happens he gets himself a nice two-week vacation all alone on a ranch up in wyoming.

(texas is too sunny. that’s definitely the only reason he doesn’t go south.)

he arrives. he realizes that he has gotten way too used to living in houses that esme made because he explicitly chose a ranch with some of the fanciest cabins, and he’s a vampire who doesn’t feel discomfort or really need to sleep—but he still sees the cabin where he’ll be staying and winces.

it’s…it’s fine, he supposes. a little log cabin, with lots of windows and glass doors and a view of the mountains. it’s just…

well. first of all, is the emphasis on the little.

also it’s just…very brown. surely the log walls would be enough, right, they don’t need to have brown rugs too? and brown curtains? and weird little yellowish shades on the lamps?

at least the blankets are colorful. great southwest style.

(he squashes the part of himself that sounds an awful lot like maría laughing about how cheap and mass-produced the thing clearly is; not even a good imitation, she’d probably sniff,and then go and find herself a new rebozo just out of spite—)

(this is why jasper isn’t in texas.)

whatever.

he waves off the worker who led him to the building—she’s in the middle of some spiel about what to do if he has questions, but why would that be relevant?

she radiates annoyance for some reason, as she heaves jasper’s suitcases into the building and hurries off. he has to admit, she does a very good job of covering it with a bright smile. if not for the empathy, he probably wouldn’t have noticed.

did he do something wrong, he wonders for a moment, but ultimately he decides the girl must just be in a bad mood today.

weird. he can’t imagine working here is that bad.

anyway. jasper isn’t here to worry about the interior design of the cabins, he’s here to be a cowboy!

(his thoughts sound like maría laughing at him again, at that idea, but he’s not going to think about why, thanks.)

jasper, because he is a vampire war lieutenant and a strategist and not an idiot (thank you very much, emmett), is well aware that the horses might not react...let's say ideally...to him being a vampire.

he also has a plan.

it's a great plan. simple. he'll sneak down to the pastures in the dead of night and wander around getting the horses used to his smell.

the plan did not account for the possibility that a number of the employees would be sitting on a porch at midnight smoking weed together. (didn't they care about their jobs? what if something went wrong with the horses? geez.)

admittedly he sneaks past them easily enough, but it's still annoying.

the more difficult thing his plan apparently failed to account for...

were horses always this mean?

jasper, over the course of his midnight jaunt, gets kicked, bitten, knocked over into piles of horse shit, (apparently even a vampire can be thrown off-balance by an entire herd of furious ungulates), and somehow covered in hay.

he refuses to consider the possibility that alice is watching this.

(when he gets back to the cabin later that evening, he of course finds a sticky note in his suitcase informing him to just throw the entire outfit away.)

he does, eventually, figure out that he can use his powers to calm a few of the horses down long enough to let him get within approaching distance.

this is inevitably followed by him letting his guard down, and said horses booking it away from him at top speed, shrieking like demons, but he decides to call it good enough regardless.

he spends basically the rest of the night in the shower, which he was not expecting to have to use. the water pressure is shit.

he definitely isn't sulking about this.

(he still smells like horse manure in the morning.)

the actual riding goes better though! totally! it's fine!

"so, do you have any horse experience?" the employee (he's pretty sure it's a different one than earlier) asks him as she leads him down to the corral.

"it's been a while," jasper says, "but i used to be pretty good."

for some reason, this makes the girl's eye twitch.

despite her obvious annoyance, she keeps trying to make conversation. jasper, despite wanting to tell her to fuck off, but is extremely polite and subtle and good at secret-keeping, (obviously), so he tolerates the conversation.

for some reason, it still doesn't go smoothly.

"where are you from?" "texas." "oh, nice! one of the other guides, jeremy, he's from austin." (a baffling pause, as though she's expecting him to say something to that inane statement.) "so was that where you learned how to ride?" "yes." "what'd you do?" "i was in the cavalry."

for some reason, that gets her to stop trying to talk to him, and jasper enjoys thirty seconds of blissful silence as she leads him into the pen of already-saddled horses.

this is what he's here for. who cares about the people, he's going to ride.

(he tries to ignore the fact that the horse she deposits him is extraordinarily fat, and so clearly done with life that he hardly has to try to calm it. it's fine. it is not a statement about what she thinks of his riding skill.)

(fine, it probably is. but she's clearly an idiot.)

anyways! he rides! it goes great! it's fine!

(anyone who says differently doesn't know what they're talking about and they weren't there anyway.)

"wow," the guide says as they start walking out toward the trail, "this is the most amped i've seen arrow like, ever." jasper, who is kicking the horse probably harder than a human would even be able to and getting absolutely 0 increase in speed, is not impressed.

"okay, we're coming up on a stream," she says at another point on the first insufferably long trail ride, as her mare splashes calmly through it. "your horse might not want to cross, so you need to just--"

jasper knows. he kicks harder.

the demon horse responds to this by deciding to jump across a stream that is literally the length of one of its steps.

jasper does not fall off. he just...gets down. very quickly. over the side of the horse's neck. onto his face.

his cowboy hat floats off downstream, but it was ugly anyway.

("okay no, my guy's definitely got the worst fashion boots," he overhears the guide saying to one of her coworkers during lunch, when they probably think they're out of human earshot, "did you see the fucking snakeskin patches--")

on another ridiculous ride through a bland, endless meadow, the nightmare horse stops dead in a patch of grass and ignores everything else, (including jasper's attempt to manipulate it into having any energy).

"he's trying to eat again," the guide says, sickly-sweet patient even though he can feel her amusement. "you just need to pull up to one side and kick forward!"

jasper comes the closest he ever has to revealing the vampire secret, (not counting the times he ate people), just so he can tell her that he knows, he has a perfect memory, the goddamn horse just won't do it.

in the second week he buys his way into--er, gets invited into--a more advanced session, with actual cows. of course, they leave him on the same asshole of a horse, who clearly doesn't know how to respond to basic commands like turning, even when he's putting all his weight into dragging the reins to the side.

("i'm pretty sure this dude has somehow never seen a cow," the guide complains during another lunch. "did you see the face he made when darren brought the herd in?" there's a beat, then they start giggling--if jasper had to guess, he'd say she's imitating said expression. which is just rude. he's seen cows before. obviously. he just wasn't expecting them to be literally covered in each other's shit. they smell so bad. who wouldn't make a face at that?)

anyways. the cattleworking is fine.

and he could totally have landed on his feet after the horse stopped out of nowhere if he wanted to.

he just needed to keep his cover. same for stopping the cow that tried to make a break for it and almost trampled him while he was down. he had it under control. he did not need the guide to electric-prod it in the face.

(alice and maría's voices are both laughing at him in his head now.)

one of the older men gently suggests that he might enjoy himself more going back to trail riding. that is also fine.

on day ten, he gets back to his cabin late (the girl asked if he wanted to help her brush down his horse today, and everyone else seemed excited about the option so he said yes, and now he smells like horse sweat), and goes to pull his twelfth new outfit out of the suitcase. (there is a washer/dryer in the cabin, but what does he look like?)

there's a note folded up in the button-down.

i'm picking you up in 15 at the front office, alice's chicken-scratch says, or you're going to snap and eat a bunch of horses and we're going to have to buy the ranch instead of getting me that paris studio that's going up for auction next year.

for a second, jasper considers ignoring it. he's not surrendering. this is his vacation goddamnit, he's fine--he rubs a hand over his mouth in thought, and an ungodly combination of horse hair, dirt, and hay smears onto his face.

20 minutes later, he's in the passenger seat, alice speeding around mountain passes and playing a pitying bluegrass CD for him.

"i had a good time," he tells her.

"sure, sweetheart."

"it was nice to cowboy again."

"mm-hmm, sweetheart."

"i do know how to ride horses."

"i know, sweetheart."

they drive the rest of the way back in silence.

(it never occurs to jasper that he should've left a tip.)

#BESTIE THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! #Jasper is not a cowboy! #‘vaquero pretencioso’ is what María says when she makes fun of him #María would know what a REAL cowboy is #‘‘(this is why Jasper isn’t in Texas)’’ LMAO! #‘‘he still smells like manure in the morning’’ keep em coming with the stinky Jasper HC’s lmao #Alice and María laughing at him is real lmao #Everything to do with Emmett is Gold you hear me? 😂 #the employees smoking weed together is probably my favorite part of this lol #I can only imagine the bullshit you’ve dealt with luv you deserve a vacation 🫶🏽✨ #jasper whitlock #maría #maría my beloved #alice cullen #maria twilight #twilight maria

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La bruja y el mariachi

Insta: @debbiebalboa

#yall alr know… #✨she✨

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Originally drew this for Mexican Independence Day + Bi Visibility Day last year but I never posted it so happy pride month instead !

#bisexuality #art #I love this

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Louder for the people in the back!!! 🗣️💯

For the record, characters don’t have autonomy. Very true! Some people were pointing this out on reddit today (on a post very similar to the one i made earlier actually!), and in doing so, showed me that they completely missed the point.

Deconstructing the negative treatment of characters of color (as well as characters from other marginalized groups) is not about the characters’ feelings, and it never has been. Fandoms that relentlessly shit on characters of color are white-washed and harmful to fans of color. So yes, you’re not hurting the wolfpack or María or any character by saying you dislike them or think they’re toxic characters. HOWEVER, you could be buying into very real stereotypes and projecting them unfairly onto characters. Which, again, is bad for fans of color, who deserve to exist in a space where characters who look like them aren’t torn to shreds over nothing.

So the end goal is NOT “be nice to so-and-so character!” because the character deserves it. The characters aren’t real, and they don’t have feelings. That was never the point. The point is ALWAYS to reevaluate WHY you feel negatively towards a character, because if you don’t have a good reason, it might just be racism or fatphobia or homophobia or some other prejudice making that happen in your brain. And you should fix that! And in doing so, make the communities you engage with more welcoming towards people of color, LGBTQ+ people, fat people, women, etc.

The goal is to make fandom less bigoted. And to do that, we NEED to think about WHY we hold specific opinions about media—and this very much includes how you view and portray the characters in said media.

So don’t be thoughtful about how you speak about María to protect her feelings—do it to ensure you aren’t making women of color feel alienated by the fandom. And to make sure YOU aren’t buying into racist, sexist rhetoric.

#it shouldn’t have been this hard to understand to begin with tbh #I (and many others) have been preaching this for years and some still don’t get it #thank you again E for the line by line take down. ❤️🫶🏽✨ #you put it perfectly always

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Reblog and write in the tags characters whose haters are so obsessed with them that they’re practically fans.

#prev #you are so right #louder for the hater-fans in the back! 🗣️💯 #María my beloved

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Ma’am you went OFF with this read! 💯

I said it once and I’ll say it again:

People will “I just can’t get behind toxic, manipulative, abusive characters/ships :/“ you to DEATH when it comes to María/Jasría, or any other brown character who has any slight imperfection. (In what way is sam ‘inherently’ abusive? Jfc..)

… but then they turn around stanning and praising other characters/ships that are also toxic and manipulative.

It’s not the manipulation you have a problem with me thinks….

and I have to laugh every time because it’s so fucking ridiculous. 😂 these people show their ass every single time.

It will FOREVER be funny asf to me that Jasper, the character they woobify and baby so much, literally has No Issue with María. The woman they desperately want him to hate so bad.💀

I think people like to (intentionally or not) confuse Jaspers feelings for the environment/circumstances both he and María were in and his feelings for María herself. They are two separate things as we see from his own words and actions towards both. He laments about his time in the war and how depressive it was while also speaking of María in a more delicate way and not only that but, as you graciously mentioned, he wishes her WELL!!! He even had a thought of contacting her so clearly he’s okay with her existence LOL! If he wasn’t okay with it he would’ve tried to take her out MUCH sooner. He makes Zero (0) attempts to harm her whatsoever even when provoked or given a motive because he simply DOESN’T WANT TO! He is in fact HAPPY to not have to do so.

So clearly they’re not any worse than the others as people try so hard twisting shit to make them out to be. Christ even Smeyer herself didn’t portray her as bad as some of these people do. Imagine treating the brown characters worse than the author did. It’s giving New Record.

Respect María or perish!!!

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Thank you E for allowing me to throw this in:

I was actually just about to go on lil rant about anti-María people because I’m so sick of them trying to insinuate that she’s stupid or something for “staying in one place” running her army for so long when she’s CLEARLY not stupid if she’s still alive and fucking kicking in the present lmao. She’s still out here existing having been in a dangerous fucking environment for so long. (and if I’m not mistaken weren’t we told that the wars died down and she mostly just defends what she has from interlopers?) Not only that, but do people not know how that stuff works???

If she’s still alive then OBVIOUSLY she’s not staying in one single place the Entire Time. She would never make herself an easy target. These people have clearly never lived in a single bad area a day in their fucking lives lmao. Pretty much the first thing you learn to do is how to move in a general way so you’re not an easy target lmao. They really think she’s just sitting in one spot as if she didn’t acquire more territory. To allow her to move about much easier… I hate to relate it to the Cartels but that’s exactly what Meyer was basically alluding to when portraying her character and what she’s associated with: “The big bad south-of-the-border vampires that engage in Blood Wars (aka Drug Wars)” do people think these highly dangerous/organized/Wanted™ people simply stay put in one spot and never move about to help keep a low profile??? Have these people never been to a single fucking neighborhood where you always have to watch out for some crazy shit around the damn corner and keep your fucking eyes peeled? Do people not understand the ways that certain people (especially wanted people who are in dangerous situations, gang wars, etc …) have to move in certain areas, cities, etc…???

These people have no idea what any of her backstory really means, the implications behind it nor the crucial small details that go into living a life she did… and SURVIVING the way she did… and it shows.

Especially not if they literally think she sat in one spot and never moved around when she’s literally a wanted person…

The way some people seem committed to spreading misinformation about her will forever be weird to me. I said it before and i’ll say it again: Pretty much all the anti-María bullshit people tend to say about her gets debunked in canon when you simply give it a second glance and an ounce of more thought lmao. In fact a lot of times it’s the exact opposite. (She is literally described as a smart woman in canon.) yet the same people are always trying to twist it, I wonder why…

when twilight fans will criticize rosalie for the smallest things and then forgive canon racism

miss rosalie is also racist but I understand your sentiment!

I want to add onto this: People will criticize María for existing, then forgive canon racism.

People let their biases rule everything, and live in a constant state of hypocrisy because of it. They really will say, "María is dumb for not just moving on from her home. But Jasper is smart for adapting to his environment. And María is a whore for having more than one partner. And Jasper is so pure and wholesome with his white wife and his perfect nuclear family. Also María is bloodthirsty and cruel! But Jasper, her complicit loser of a man, is 100% innocent!"

People will say ANYTHING to make themselves feel better. To make believe Jasper is their perfect boytoy who would LOVE them--like he (A CHARACTER) is gonna jump off the page and fuck them??!?! they're like children. Excusing racism because they want their lil vampire boy. It's so gross and im fucking sick of it

#sorry to rant but…. #ily E #✨❤️👏🏽 #if you unfollowed her because she’s being REAL then you’re FAKE! #I never understood anti-María Jasper stans I’m sorry #how can you accept Jasper but not María? It makes Zero Sense to me #You can excuse literal Confederacy but you draw the line at brown-vampire-woman-seeks-vampire-revenge-for-dead-vampire-family ???? #not saying you have to like her but let’s stop pretending she’s any worse than Jasper and the rest of them #María practically was a Cullen until all of that was stripped from her #if any Cullen had done what she did in the case that the rest of them were killed y’all would praise them