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I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

#nsfw text #roboposting

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

#saw a tiktok going around about how boomers were entitled because their traumatized parents empowered them too much #because if there's anything that sets you up well #it's deeply traumatized parents #and then watching your classmates shot overseas on national TV

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the way this video never ceases to make me genuinely lose my mind for some reason

#roboposting #reblogs for the millionth time because it makes me laugh every time

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Con sonido! 🔈🔉🔊

#this is what love looks like (annoying)

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The thing that I adore about the Disco Elysium fandom is that, despite not blocking or avoiding spoilers in any way, I have never once been spoiled on a single plot point of the game. I still have no idea who committed the central murder of the game, or even if we ever solve it.

I do, however, have a vast second-hand knowledge of Kim, his interests, his hobbies, his responses to Harry's shenanigans, and what dialogue options will produce which reactions. This game is not about solving a murder it is about becoming best friends with Kim Kitsuragi and that's how it should be.

#disco elysium

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Sitting down with the group of tiny dogs at work and feeling a great weight being lifted.

*the dashunds have stolen everything out of my pockets*

#roboposting

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the dubious philosophy of salmon

#i know I've reblogged this before #but i just #what drives am I following #you know? #what pulls you more than survival?

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

#matt batey #saw him play at a coffee shop in high school and listened to the CD he sold there on repeat for months #found him again on spotify years after I lost the CD and it was such nostalgia #check out his album!

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A key part of being a good person online is to have a group-chat with friends that have similar enough tastes that you can safety complain about harmless things you don't like.

#nobody needs to know the fanfic tropes I hate

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#lost it at both MJ and gary #thanks for this gift markarby

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I went to the library to borrow some DVDs we're planning to watch, but when I handed the librarian my card, it took me a solid 15 seconds to register that I handed her my fucking weed card.

Me, fumbling to swap it out: "OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY, I was on total autopilot!!"

The librarian: "It's all good, I just assumed it was a flex."

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Working on a fic, the T-shirts say spoilers

It’s a “all raised by Owlman as villains” fic.

#dc #how a blade loves #cassandra cain #tim drake #stephanie brown #dick grayson #jason todd #things to get pumped for: #Jason ending up the most nonviolent #Cassandra and Dick having unprecedented beef #earn your happy ending #hero villain swap

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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

#sabriel #pet shop of horrors #and the most oversharing unselfaware diary you've ever seen #just the most 'things are pretty good! : )' #“my best friend looked at me at lunch today” #“and I don't let the bullies get me down!” #“I think one of my classmates is doing The Cigarettes and am in moral crisis over whether to tell”

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You guys gotta accept that your favorite character doesn’t always share your politics ok sometimes your favorite guy is a weird libertarian. Jason Todd is pro murder but he’s not pro death penalty because he doesn’t trust institutions and he’s anti authoritarian. He doesn’t vote but he will threaten a local corrupt politician with a car bomb. He thinks you should probably buy a gun. His politics are somewhat incoherent which makes him an average American man

#dc #jason todd #correct on all counts #listen Jason has a very coherent political stance as long as you go by #'whatever narrative he's attached himself to right now' #and not #'any coherent political praxis'

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lol nice outfit loser *puts phone up to ear* huh…? what? oh um- okay. anyway 1828 called. they said they found something really really scary in goya’s house

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One Piece x Dungeon Meshi 🏴‍☠️🍖

part 1- luffy, zoro, nami, usopp, sanji

#one piece #dungeon meshi