#<- deranged

[n8nt]

It was heaven a moment ago Oh, I had it almost We had it, almost

sketch test for a piece i know i wont finish. tlt has left me pernamently damaged. :D

#my art #tlt #the locked tomb #griddlehark #happy birthday prince kiriona! #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #song is repeat until death - novo amor #im so normal about them im fine #<- deranged #gideon the ninth

[officialgleamstar]

Nicky: Whether I slept with your uncle or not in our early 20s is not any of your business. Lark was up to a lot of shit back then, it doesn’t matter. Normal: Isn’t that when he slept with my mom? Please tell me you didn’t also sleep with my mom. Nicky: Hah! I wish. Normal: Nicky: That was inappropriate, sorry. No, I didn’t.

#mine #dndads #i drafted this four months ago and never posted it because it felt too ooc/random #but it still makes me laugh every time i think about it #so. yknow. yeah sure why not ill post it now. nicky WILL fuck your mom normal #<- deranged #i think i have posted a screenshot of this post before but then deleted it. whatever ill commit this time

[beepboopappreciation]

If you ever see me posting after midnight, you can safely assume this is an accurate representation of my psyche.

Original meme image unde the cut

#Clay Art #Clay Posts #CL8-0N #robot oc #robotsona #meme redraw #shitpost #<- deranged #original character #robotposting #robots #robot

[son1c]

so, sonic loses his bet with jack and he has to get his ears pierced. because that was the deal! and he's too proud to back out now.

he holds ice cubes against his ears while she gets everything ready (because ofc SHE is going to do it) and he's tapping his foot, looking out the window, and pointedly NOT making eye contact with the needle she's about to jab into his fur. he doesn't know why it makes him nervous. basically nothing makes him nervous. but the needle along with the sharp smell of the sterilizing alcohol is putting him on edge.

jack notices. obviously. and she makes a jab at him for being a scaredy cat. but sonic just snorts indignantly, because he's not scared. he's just not sure she'll be able to do it properly. that's all.

then jack holds out her hand for the ice cubes and is like, i'll be quick, but if you flinch and mess it up, then that's on you!

and sonic (still carefully avoiding looking at the needle) stares into her eyes like a challenge and says with his classic confidence, "i'll be keeping count." because she's gotta put her money where her mouth is irt being "quick," ain't nothin' to worry about with him standing still.

so jack grins her little devilish bunny grin like yeah babe. you're on. and gets wayyyy up in sonic's space so she can reach his ears with a steady hand. and here's where it gets a little gay :/c cuz she's like "alright, hot shot. start counting" but sonic DOESN'T because she is soooo close to him and her fluff is brushing against his nose and cheeks and it's soft and warm and smells faintly of pine what the fuckkkk and then she stabs him and he's back to reality.

jack assumes his face is red because he was trying not to cry from the pain and all he can retort is "as if!" without elaborating. they're so fucking stupid (affectionate)

#needle mention #i love thinking about sonic being so completely unaware until awareness is suddenly thrust upon him. like ohhh maybe he keeps people at #arm's length typically so he doesn't have to think any deeper about how he feels about them yeah ok <3 #<- deranged

[bioluminosity]

figures

#nudity cw #the witness #destiny 2 #wanna do a lot of studies but these were just things my brain made up ...so..next time #we chillin #doesnt feel like spoilers to me so uh. just send an ask ig #<- deranged #edit: bozo added more in the morning #mortality au #witness me

[gumy-shark]

i am posting a lot but unfortunately i cannot seem to shut the fuck up when it comes to shadowpeach.

they’re immortal. they were friends for centuries. they fucking hate each other. every time they see each other there is at least one murder attempt. they betrayed each other. there’s a part of macaque that misses who he was when he and wukong were friends. wukong can’t even look back at those days without seeing all of his worst mistakes, so he doesn’t. (this is because he is a bit of a cagey avoidant bitch.) in s4 the show does such a fantastic job of painting what they used to be to each other. they are both the fucking worst. and again i cant overstate how much they cant stand one another. they hate each other because that’s what the love that used to be there has turned into.

#<- deranged #i’m very normal about them #also it’s pretty late so i’m not sure how coherent this is #analysis #shadowpeach #*shakes them* these monkeys can fit so many themes in them

[tmascfaggot]

gets home from a long day. immediately reblogs like 20 hornyposts

#such is the routine #<- deranged #signal broadcast 📺

[dykecubes]

Btw I’m still manifesting mythicalsausage for the new life series. If you even care

#fae.txt #life series #trafficblr #I just think he would be silly goofy #also I’m always hoping that one day I’ll get kingsduo content #<- deranged

[distant-screaming]

what if I just stopped watching here. everything is fine 👍

#<- deranged #hand kisses is actually terrible and insane #dee watches pit babe #pit babe the series #pit babe

[tarnishedpride]

AVPD ARO — for aromantics with avoidant personality disorder

#<- deranged #𖤐 behold! ; creations of the defiled ⋆˚｡ #avpd #avoidant personality disorder #aro #avpd aro #combo

[felikatze]

mirabelle is so roycore feel it in your heart. she is a fire emblem lord. if she had color her hair would be blue. i know this

#feli speaks #in stars and time #<- deranged #my brainrots r unionizing

[ear-motif]

call that man ossification the way he loves turning his children into bones

#this ones a real thinker #<- deranged

[mizzmellos]

So, we know the mafia’s places had cameras and well Matt is the guy to monitore them and this kind of stuff. Reading you talk about RodxMello and also having cuck Matt in my head made me imagine the scenario of Rod fucking Mello and poor Matt is just watching everything, and he can’t stop his dick from getting hard ofc and also can’t stop watching, and maybe Mello glances at the camera with a smirk because he knows

Tralala frolicking through my inbo--WOAHWOAHAOAHAH *tripping and falling and asks are spilling out of my backpack all over the ground* kyahhhhhhhh!!! >//_//< *blushing and picking them all up as fast as I can* omg I hope nobody saw that o////o

#sorry this is the most normal way i could respond. #OKAY YOU GUYS WIN #im converted 😇🥰😋😚🤧 OOPS #hiiiii new followers enjoy your stay!!! almost at a hundred and i cant wait for that number to be cut in half LOL #<- deranged

[warriorfujoshi]

hhiiiiiithere i saw one post from you about lobcorp (which i have jus t started playing)

just wanted to say. hi. and also tell me about your agen ocs

HELLO HELLO ANON!!!

i do so want to tell you about all our nuggets, but after writing about only sergey, one out of ten, the post became disgustingly long. so i will tell you about the others in individual posts! which will come at a later time.

but if you want to know about the others before then, our branch is named branch morse, and thusly you may find more of the shenanigans tagged as such here! and perhaps you may glean something from my bad habit of dropping memes and leaving.

anyways!!! SERGEY!!! HAPPY SERGEY SATURDAY, YOU'RE ALL FINALLY GETTING HER BACKSTORY

(Art by my best friend!!! @/gashaconsword on Twitter!!!)

Sergey

they/she/he | 27-36 years old due to unexplained time shenanigans (but we just treat them like they're 36 at this point) | 169 cm | Totally not the Welfare Team Captain

Sergey is sort of our main nugget. Our mascot, if you will.

Instead of working with abnormalities, one typically finds Sergey hanging out in the main rooms – napping, flipping through risqué magazines about robots, or simply sipping soda – minding their own business. Gruff, aloof, and dry-humoured, their behaviour being tolerated by management often puzzles newer hires.

Before being hired, Sergey lived a lonely life in the Backstreets, eventually joining a Syndicate out of a desperate desire for somewhere to belong. They were content to turn a blind eye to the cruelties they and their "family" performed, as long as it gave them a home. The perfect attack dog, they ripped into anyone who dared stand against their organisation with tooth and claw. But one day, they were ordered to take out a family, children and all. They protested to the higher-ups… but for all their vicious loyalty, they were nothing more than a weapon, one in an arsenal of many. The family was killed, and for their insubordination, Sergey would be next. Just when they had no choice but to run from the "home" they had so desired… the letter of employment from L Corp arrived.

They never want to be so blind ever again. So Sergey puts up a gruff facade, avoiding connections with any of their fellow employees. However, though they wish they didn't, they do care. A lot. They're the first to leap into action for suppression when an abnormality breaches, and their lazy facade is, in a subconscious way, them "conserving their energy". Despite seeming to be a tired mid-30s slob, they refuse to indulge in any vices besides sugary sodas, all so they can be prepared to save lives at any moment.

Sergey has a huge embarrassing crush on Chesed. They don't know how he looks through the cognition filter, and have brute forced themselves into becoming robosexual. (That's where the magazines come in.) They have a collection of Chesed merch they designed themselves, ranging from badges to plushies. They keep it all hidden in a closet, so their room looks somewhat barren. (And yet, they're still the sanest employee…) The only thing they don't keep hidden is the body pillow. That one they sleep with.

Sergey is basically the Welfare Team Captain, but they refuse to acknowledge their appointment and constantly beg Chesed to pick someone else.

Excluding atypical circumstances, Sergey is allowed to work with just their favourite abnormality, Wellcheers, if they want. Because they're the cutest and the managers' favourite ♡

Sergey's friends constantly tease them about their big sappy heart. Despite the bullying, they're something like the pride of the branch, and everybody counts on them. They're even nicknamed "The Guard Dog of Hell"… by Courtney. Sergey hopes it doesn't catch on.

After particularly stressful days, Sergey often treats their coworkers to some delivery pizza or something. They rarely join in the partying and prefer to stay on the sidelines, keeping watch while nursing a soda.

Sergey is in a situationship with Goodie. It's messy, but long story short, they love each other, they've both just got mega issues. They'll work it out in the end. They're the most normal workplace romance we've got…

They like to draw and have a cute, Sanrio-esque art style. (They're not that good at drawing robots, so they want to commission Robertus…) Besides Chesed, they like to draw shrimp. They also like to cook! They don't dress up that often, but they like outfits like miniskirts and heels too. They're mostly deadpan, but get flustered when complimented, especially on these hobbies.

They kind of have this doggirl thing. Hey, we all cope.

#sergey #nuggets #morse支部 #i didnt go into all their relationships w the other freaks at this company bc ill make a chart for that eventually #just the most important info. and finally their backstory #<- deranged #sorry if you couldnt tell i want them. carnally. theyre like if a girl was an uncle #sighs. wistfully #thank you for asking anon <3 and for giving me a chance to unleash the mega autism beast #asks #anon #oh and also somewhere not so deep in the morse支部 tag is a video w voiceclaims #for like. 6/10. well 7/10 if Sergey 2 sounds exactly like Sergey #which they should #medically speaking #so thats a little incentive right there <3

[luriendotmp3]

hahaha what do you meaan fae and artemis have the same va. hm.

#i am..................reconsidering....................... #<- deranged #brambles #hades game

[darubyprincx]

FINALLY IT'S BACK UP FOR ME

anyways hello lads i have been doing some general digital housekeeping stuff- mostly just updating some stuff on my YouTube channel since i plan on using it soon and researching some minecraft mods for a project i'm working on.

for an hour i scrolled forum after forum trying to find an answer. what i needed was really specific and really vague so i got a fuck ton of technical answers that i didn't understand and at one point a ff.net fic osmehow. eventually i stumbled upon a forge mod that had exactly what i needed and i feel like i just found the holy grail itself in a wine closet

it is 2:45 A.M on a Sunday morning. I can't sleep. I have school tomorrow. God has denied me sleep so I am here, trawling the vast wastes of the Internet for a project that hasn't even exited its planning phase yet.

my eyues are starting to burn so inm going back to bed goodnight for realsies this time xoxo

#ray's tag #<- deranged