#(lying one time he sent one to inej and it was the anatomically correct one🫀)

[five-of-cr]

the crows texting

jesper: texts back within 3 minutes no matter the time of day, keysmashes, so many emojis, way too meme literate for his own good, VOICE NOTES

wylan: auto-caps but no punctuation because text-to-speech and he can't be bothered, snarky as FUCK

nina: types SO fast, best usage of emojis, caps lock fiend, always roasting people (especially kaz and jesper)

matthias: emojis used incorrectly, gif reactions to everything, individually checks in on people if he thinks nina roasted them too hard

inej: frequent heart emojis and :) emoticons, official chat lurker, almost never sends memes but when she does they're incredible, always responds "lol" to nina's roasts

kaz: auto-caps and proper punctuation because jesper told him it causes him physical pain to read. typing bubble appears for 30 seconds followed by just the word "K." originally refused to use emojis but started when he heard wylan offhandedly say how much he liked them since he can't read

kuwei: sooooo bad at responding, but when he does it's like 19 times in a row, uses the most random-ass emojis, the definition of chaotic neutral, is the only one who gets jesper's meme references 100% of the time

#most of jesper's voice notes aren't words they're just him screeching #either that or it's 3 minutes of him rambling #additionally for heart emojis jesper uses 💚 (also 💔 for reacting to any minor inconvenience) #wylan uses 💙 and 😻 #nina uses the classic ❤️ and sometimes 💖 #matthias uses 💛 most but has a system where each color means a different thing (hello ben barnes) #inej is a 💜 girl through and through #kaz has never sent a heart emoji in his life #(lying one time he sent one to inej and it was the anatomically correct one🫀) #kuwei uses 🆒 instead of a heart emoji because he thinks it's funny #and he's RIGHT #am i projecting every single one of my texting habits onto kuwei? haha nooooo #wylan and kuwei also roast each other all the time but they affectionately because i am a wywei best friends TRUTHER #and they are the first to defend the other if anyone else does it #six of crows #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom #soc #soc spinoff #save six of crows #save shadow and bone #six of crows spin off #jesper fahey #wylan hendriks #wylan van eck #nina zenik #matthias helvar #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #kuwei yul bo