#(someone get me off this plane)

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

I still can't believe that the whole story of Tokyo Revengers started because of a toy airplane. ^^"

Don't forget that one cat, behold the two things that started the story of tr off!

#the plane started off the whole Shinichiro and Mikey thing but the cat started off the whole Kisaki thing #the difference here is we like the cat because it's a cat and wasn't its fault but the plane can go get lost #tokyo revengers spoilers #no but if someone showed me this post when i first got into the fandom I'd be so confused lmao

[lesbiansanemi]

Fighting for my fucking life trying to figure out airport parking rn the website is so confusing about where I can park and what the rates are and whether I can reserve it/pay or not ahead of time

#I’m so so so so so excited for my trip and seeing my gf #however the stress is officially setting in #I would like it to be 1:30 tomorrow and I am peacefully sitting at my gate a half hour early #and I had no issues with parking checking my bag airport security etc #I have done everything I possibly can online though so I’m hoping that will? help? #idk this is far from my first time flying #it’s not even my first time navigating an airport on my own #BUT it’s the first time I’ve figured out tickets/parking/bag check on my own #cuz my dad always insists on buying my plane tickets for me when I visit him #and I’ve always just had someone drop me off/pick me up from the airport before #but no one was available to do that and tbf it’s a two hour drive to the airport so… #but anyways I’m getting jittery and I would really like to just fast forward the next like. 17 hours #kaz rambles

[urleoo]

Every once in a while I start to think I’m invincible then get cursed with some cold or whatever

#No cause I can’t rlly feel pain so the experience is so??? #Think of when ur high out of ur mind and just hyper focused on that one spot in ur wall #except ur nose is running and u can’t wipe it off bc ur bones refuse to work for some reason #so ur just standing there thinking abt how planes are the perfect thing for carpet prints and ur nose is running and u can’t move #and ur sleepy and ur wide awake and there is a weird whistle in ur ears and ur brain feels like it’s getting kneaded into dough #and then bam someone yells at ur ear or pushes y over or smth so ur back functioning again for like 5 minutes #I think someone from yesterday gave me a flu or smrh

[timespenttogethercomic]

who'd have thought!

#original comic #the first row of this page was an 2020 original but i didn't like the ending so this is a rewritten version #i'm still not sure what i think of this page. but it's good to have a bit of pay off on jack's family situation #as for josh: what if someone is extremely clearly lying to you but you want what they're saying to be true really really bad. what then #'ummi' means 'my mother' in standard arabic so it doesn't make sense to call someone else's mom that #also i am aware people don't really say ummi out loud in casual situations but the bennanis are quirky and fun #and on a different. equally real. level: standard arabic is the language i know words in and i'm not very good at the dialects #next time i try setting a shelf of groceries as my background please get on a plane and come kill me

[gendernewtral]

i didn’t think i was capable of getting more mad about fake service dogs. but here we are. rant in the tags ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#found an insta account of someone proudly telling thousands of people to lie about their dog being a service dog. like literally #saying she’s gonna post about how ‘he gets to fly in the cabin’ and saying that while she ~understands~ why disabled people are furios #it’s safer for her dog in the cabin so we should all shut up <3 #she admits that she held up the boarding process for other people (ACTUAL DISABLED PASSENGERS TRYING TO BOARD) and let everyone on the plane #pet the dog #also. claims great pyrenees can have grey spots. no the fuck they can’t. #gonna start biting killing etc #pro tip i am so fucking mad #after arguing with a flight attendant last trip out east and having to explain that the closet marked ‘priority for mobility devices’ #was actually for my wheelchair and not first class baggage #took a solid ten minutes of her not being able to read the sign and telling me i have to check my chair. dumbass #im quite pissed that it’s so easy for people to pretend to be disabled and pull bullshit like this #if i saw this happen id have deadass gotten them kicked off the plane #bc you either didn’t do the dot paperwork you need or lied on official signed federal papers so. #sterling speaks

[terryfuckingturniptruck]

Okay someone is going to be offended but whatever like fine if you find yourself as a lesbian thinking someone is hot and find out later they're a man and not a butch but like the way y'all are openly just pushing the idea that lesbians like men sometimes as if that's totally fine and that the man you thought was a butch is still okay to fuck knowing they're a man.

#like no stop this shit #i get mistaking people #i saw someone i thought was a dude but would make a hot butch at an airport #i actively did not pursue them or become interested bc i thought they were a man #but later they ended up sitting next to me on the plane and turns out they were butch! #then i was like oh fuck yes and my brain did some somersaults lol #but like if you find someone hot and it turns out they're a man like that's okay but like don't continue to pursue them? #the fact that you want to continue pursuing a man and still find them sexually attractive after that makes you bi/pan #like that's okay!! #i'm so tired of the word lesbian being watered down bc people who should not be identifying as lesbian find the label to be too rigid #like then maybe you are bi/pan and that would give you the freedom you're looking for #but everyone wants to be a lesbian soooo badly for some reason #you guys do know that the rest of the gbtq+/queer community is just as 'gay' right?? #like i'm not seeing bi/pan men (trans or not) trying to force being a gay man #i'm not seeing droves of people wanting to id as bi or pan or any other label #what is it about lesbians that you all feel the need to insert yourselves into our community and make things more palatable?? #fuck off and leave lesbians alone!! #like you guys writing all this crap about lesbians being attracted to twinks/gay men is making the whole 'bi lesbian' thing worse too!! #just stop it!! lesbians don't like men like that and you're just gonna have to deal with it and find a better label for yourself #if lesbian is too rigid and confining for you then you are not a lesbian #you are some other sexuality #why would you wanna be a lesbian if it's too rigid anyway?? just be the thing that fits you better? sapphic or bi or pan or whatev #t4t even if you're mostly into trans people and fuck the gender thing #see there's something for everyone so stop inserting yourselves into lesbianism if you're not a lesbian! #rant over #kfi txt #lesbian #butch #and before anyone has a meltdown i'm not a terf just a tired lesbian who loves being a lesbian (which includes trans women)

[hilsoncrater]

i’m an energy vampire. i’m unappreciative. i’m quick to blow up. i’m a roller coaster. i’m depressive. i’m going to lose my job. i’m overweight. i’m not accountable. i’m not forthcoming. i’m a liar. i’m a wilted flower. i’m in a rut. i’m unhappy. i don’t take care of my dog. i’ve got a distorted view on my childhood. i’m at fault for my estranged relationship with my mother. i’m mentally ill. i’m unstable. i’m hard to live with. i’m vulgar. i don’t take care of myself. i storm off. i’m too emotional. i’m an alcoholic. i’m deadweight. i went sideways in life. i was raised better than this. i had a good mom. i’m unfair. i’m only liked when on meds and in therapy. i’m worrying people. i haven’t been okay in a while. i’m self-sabotaging my life. i’m negative. i’m agitated. i’m wallowing in self-pity. i need to leave. i need to be told the truth. i’m an energy vampire

#all things my mother said to me rn and. yeah. Yeah.... #....the urge to just. pack anything that'd fit into a suitcase and backpack #foster out my dog to someone who cares #book a random plane ticket to an EU country and then quit my job the day before flying #just up and go #just leave. get out of here. start a new life #if that means homelessness then fine. whatever. #i don't care. i'm off grid #the urge to do this is. very fucking strong #i have citizenship. i could do this #i think i will

[freepassbound]

1. Think of your three closest friends - would you have sex with any of them? Have you already?

2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

9. What’s your darkest fantasy?

11. Would you rather have sex on a beach, on a plane, or in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant?

(Did you notice there were 2 number 2s in this list? 😄)

1: No, and no.

2: On a bus, probably? (It was a charter bus taking students back to campus, maybe a third to a quarter full; nine-hour drive, mostly at night)

9: I'd say a total loss of autonomy - the "actually being their toy"-type ones.

11: I'd go with sex on a beach; on the rocks, though (or rather a big rock) - no one wants sand in their junk! 😂

(No, I did not. 😂)

#I didn't read the list that closely 😅 #sex on a plane might be more appealing in first-class? #(or whatever's higher than first class) #I've never had the privilege #I was going to say I don't know if I'm enough of a risk-taker to have sex in a bathroom #but then again I'm certainly thinking about it on a plane 😂 #and I did get myself off on a bus 😅 #and fingered someone in a movie theater #so maybe I am? 🤔 #might never know 🤷‍♂️ #certainly don't have anyone to have sex anywhere with so... #I don't usually do dark #happens only when I'm in bad places mentally #and just want to... give up all control to someone #have them turn me into their little doll #so I don't have to worry about anything anymore #but that's pretty infrequent #and even then I overthink about having those fantasies #usually I'm very concerned about my giving consent #but sometimes... #getting off on the bus was pretty stupid honestly #(even if it was mostly empty) #(and dark) #I had just started jacking off that year #and was... uh... a little too into it 😬😅 #I don't really know if the people I'm thinking of fit the description 'closest friends' 🤷‍♂️ #but they're who I thought of #and yeah - nope #thank you for the questions! 😊 #asks

[gawayne]

ughh SORRY BUT I HAVE TO SAY IT the people you meet in engineering are just by and large so unpleasant I hate it here

#DONT get me wrong there are at least three very cool eng students here #but fuckign. come on we have to admit it. the structure of the program makes you worse and more annoying #out of stress out of competitiveness whatever #yknow what I’ve never heard in english class or art club? earnest discussions of crypto #elon musk fangirling #clique-forming based on whether you have a fucking pilot’s license #using gay as an insult like it’s 2014 #physical assault #etc #christ be normal for a bit!! talk about something that doesn’t make me wanna kill myself! #tbh think the issue might be that smart mean rich kids either go into mech/elec or medicine #and there’s nowhere else in the country for aero freaks to go so they all end up here. revving their audis at 10pm and cutting off busses #no joke every few months I’m like huh I should try to make friends in this program. and I go to a social event or talk to someone or w/e #and then I remember that they are not fun to hang out with because I don’t invest or like cars or want a plane or drink #and I am not willing to sit thru that discussion until someone brings up something more interesting. usually there isn’t anything #see our capstone group works bc it’s full of adhd bitches. today we talked about eggs for an hour #ughhhhh. genuinely I think it’s weird how many ppl don’t have hobbies beyond gaming drinking and investing and I fundamentally can’t get #along with them and that’s why all the cool engineers are found in art club #or maybe I’m just insane and annoying who knows

[oatbugs]

do u ever have a dream so deep and involved u feel like u should never recover from it . anyway i had the longest dream about death !! hmm . anyway big tw for death and stuff abt it in the tags

#involved missile plane flowers preperations for dying dying but not being dead #fixing my relationships w my mother bc we were on the same plane . badly arranged flowers in a roundabouts #talking to dead relatives the revelation that an afterlife exists the realisation that as i thought - it doesnt - and there are these few #people tricking dying ppl into thinking they do . something about thr cellular turning point something about the train-like movement #structure of a cell something about needing oxygen something about me and my mother jumping off a 4th floor window bc we thought it was a #stage in our deaths ?? idk . anyway we both lived without a scratch but she was convinced she didnt. i was in pain and weak but also i was #fine . hoaxes and confusion and not understanding who is alive and who isnt #begging for an oxygen mask #i thought i would die laying down wishing someone would just get me one and then i woke up #mostly the feelings off jumping off have me completely shaken . fear but relief bc u cant do anything abt it now #im so confused and like . angry and regretful but also i feel like i know smth i shouldnt ??? like idk what that is but i feel like ik smth #i shouldnt have access to

[katyobsesses]

i am so stressed omg

#i need a person #but i am alone in the house #but i need someone to just bounce off of to double check i have everything ready for tomorrow #when im going to my sisters and then to Ireland from there for cousin's wedding #and i am stressssssssed #have i got everything i need packed? #have i cleaned the house enough for my mum not to be annoyed at me when we get home on Sat? #i feel like i'm forgetting absolutely EVERYTHING #but i'm not #i have the clothes i need for the wedding #i have my passport #i will have my bourding pass once i check in and print it #i have pjs #and a charger #and a book to read on the plane #i have makeup and toiletries #i've re-dyed my hair #i have travel clothes #and a couple of nice shirts for dinner the night before and lunch the day after the wedding #i have undies and socks #i have flip flops to walk to the venue in #i have my bag and my shoes and nail polish and jewlery #i have my friend(who I'm brifly seeing tomorrow)'s birthday present and card #i have a cold coffee ready because my sister and her parter don't drink it or keep it in the house #i have a water bottle i can use to travel with but can throw away at the airport without care #i have my bank card and euros just in cast #i have ...masks and hand sanitizer #i have my travel buddie #i have a notebook #i have pads because of course i'm on my perios

[outahell]

tell me to stop watching the commonwealth games bc it’s making me sad .    lived in b’ham for 29 years and i’m all the way up in scotland now after moving in march .   great timing for the games shfjdk

#⌜ / 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 › ooc #they're running through the city rn and i'm just i kNOW THAT ROAD #i adore it up here but i miss being able to hop on a bus or walk somewhere #the closest shop to me now is a 3 hour walk bc i can't drive :') #i'm perm stuck in the house unless someone goes out and i go with or i have to go to the doctors #i love living away from noise and people my anxiety was AWFUL and i could never sleep and kjdfhgdfg #the only thing i miss are the memories and being able to hop on a bus and be in the middle of the city in 15 mins #and being a 20 min drive away from the nec for crufts #now i need to plan a plane journey or drive overnight or get a long ass train to get there :(((( #the bf is visiting family there in 3 weeks but i'm not well enough to travel that long again rn #and he's staying at his mum's and i don't feel comfortable staying at someone's house while i'm still unwell bc i'm self conscious :((( #tbd #i legit just burst out crying when the finish line of this race was at colmore row where i used to get off the bus to go shopping #and where i met the bf for our first date jfdhgkjdf

[doux-amer]

Thinking about it, it's not that I was lonely or anything growing up. I had a lot of friends and people I had fun with and talked to a bunch, but due to the way I was brought up, I wasn't able to really deepen and nurture those friendships. It's something that's impacted me to this day and at one point in my life, I became aware that some friends were not as close as I told myself they were except one particular moment, this wasn't because they did anything shitty (and that shitty thing wasn't done out of malice or intent), but it's that thing when you're young and you call everyone your close friends and you grow up and you realize lol, no they're just friends! And that's okay!).

And then I learned to see relationships I had with people very objectively (for the most part! I'm only human) which helped me be a more balanced adult and why I don't particularly get upset that certain friendships fade. That's just part of life, and when you're an adult, it's even harder to maintain a certain intensity and intimacy in friendships and a certain amount of interaction. I don't know if this is weird to say, but I think that's why I get taken aback and it means a lot to me when I have to recalibrate my perspective on a relationship because a good friend actually values what we have more than I expected.

Obviously, this is uncomfortable and bemusing when you know for a fact that their perspective isn't accurate and they're implying there's an intimacy there that in fact isn't, but when it's someone you care about and they level up the friendship like that...I'm not explaining things right. It hasn't happened much tbh even if I obviously had and have friends who have appreciated and celebrated our friendships and that means a lot too, that you know where you stand and you never have to question it, but there are some friendships where you realize oh...I mean a lot to this person. Oh, this is how much I mean to them or they like me this much?

#this probably makes zero sense because i'm writing this stream of consciousness style without editing lol #it's not that i don't care for friendships that i realize aren't that deep #because there are friends whom you have fun with and friends whom you do certain things with. work/school friends. social friends etc. #i really like people! and care about people! but i'm also aware of where we stand #and i respect that. this makes me sound like i'm a neutral distant observer lol #although sometimes this does get in the way of developing relationships further #and i'm not infallible. i still want more from relationships that i like that maybe i'll get too #but yeah. sometimes a friend drives all the way to your house to drop off a letter #before you go on a flight to live in another country for a while #even though that friend was ''objectively'' speaking someone you can categorize #as a school friend because we never hung out outside of school #and you last saw them at graduation and they're out of your life #but they decide they'd write you a plane letter and hand deliver it to you despite never dropping by before #instead of emailing/dming/snail mailing it #sometimes a classmate invites you to his house and it's supposed to be for a school thing #but then you end up talking for hours so that his parents come home and it's almost time for dinner #and your mom keeps calling your phone because of that and he says something that makes you realize #whoa. i didn't know you understood and appreciated me like that. you SEE me #and then instead of saying bye he'd walk you home and then we didn't shut up then #a friend who let you crash at her place which was super gracious #but hey we were college kids! except then she mentioned she wished you stayed longer #and she wished she could take you on a road trip into the beautiful irish countryside to show you her home #and do that all for you and i think of all the opportunities i lost #and opportunities that were interrupted and i think what if because i don't have opportunities like that anymore #i am both glad that i'm able to not feel hurt about overinvesting in relationships #and frustrated at how i get in my own way because you got to take the leap! #instead of letting things be where they stand. ANYWAY feeling grateful for those who #took a leap with me and went beyond sometimes without realizing what they did was bigger than they knew

[spekktors]

seeing the results on polls like "which bg3 companion is mostly likely to x" just confirms to me how many people haven't done the Galemance. you know nothing about this man beyond the memes about eating boots and it shows

#babbling #any time i see someone characterize him as like sexually inexperienced (specifically with mortals) I'm like. #so you recruited him and left him in camp the entire game without ever speaking to him. got it #which fine! i didn't use him much in my first run either #but i spoke to him enough and took him to do enough of his storyline that i knew him better than that #even before i romanced him on my second run #it's just baffling to me how much people miss #he's canonically not inexperienced. aside from banging a goddess in the astral plane he clearly states he's had mortal lovers before her #and he says it in a super off-handed way too. like imo zero room to read it as him lying if you're not wilfully misinterpreting the text #like yeah he's awkward. he's an autistic wizard who spent the last year in isolation #of COURSE he's gonna get flustered when the person he's flirting with actually expresses interest in him #but yeah imo most people's interpretations of these characters are based on like. #the general vibes of the first impression they give and nothing else #which is such a shame. i love every single one of the companions sm and I'm passionate about media analysis #and I hate seeing them get so wildly mischaracterized