#pro tip i am so fucking mad

[linsaangs]

btw i am not going to engage in any more zionist pricks trying to bitch on my fundraiser posts anymore if youre against me trying to use my artwork to help feed people who are being starved in a deliberate genocide and providing emergency medical care for children i hope you fucking rot. everyone block zionists you find on my fundraising posts please.

general reminder that all my artwork is political as a queer, disabled, hispanic person. i and my artwork will not be neutral on genocide.

anyway please consider ordering a pixels for palestine patch or buying one of my pixel bases on my ko-fi, the proceeds go to careforgaza, or donating to an escape fund directly via operation olive branch.

#pro tip i am so fucking mad

[gendernewtral]

i didn’t think i was capable of getting more mad about fake service dogs. but here we are. rant in the tags ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#found an insta account of someone proudly telling thousands of people to lie about their dog being a service dog. like literally #saying she’s gonna post about how ‘he gets to fly in the cabin’ and saying that while she ~understands~ why disabled people are furios #it’s safer for her dog in the cabin so we should all shut up <3 #she admits that she held up the boarding process for other people (ACTUAL DISABLED PASSENGERS TRYING TO BOARD) and let everyone on the plane #pet the dog #also. claims great pyrenees can have grey spots. no the fuck they can’t. #gonna start biting killing etc #pro tip i am so fucking mad #after arguing with a flight attendant last trip out east and having to explain that the closet marked ‘priority for mobility devices’ #was actually for my wheelchair and not first class baggage #took a solid ten minutes of her not being able to read the sign and telling me i have to check my chair. dumbass #im quite pissed that it’s so easy for people to pretend to be disabled and pull bullshit like this #if i saw this happen id have deadass gotten them kicked off the plane #bc you either didn’t do the dot paperwork you need or lied on official signed federal papers so. #sterling speaks

[itsmesheep]

kingohger tarantula mech debut AND donbros vs zenkai and my ass is in a jack in the box 3 hours from home not even socializing with anyone

#pro tip i am so fucking mad #cus i knew this shit would happen too. but i was like well IF it happens #then at least it'll be ripping off that particular bandaid #it did not rip off it came off slowly and painfully and took a bunch of skin with it #and took up my whole goddamn weekend #except the couple hours i spent with a guy i knew from school 10 years ago #who was taking his self esteem issues out on me #and the couple hours i spent talking to a voice actor at the hotel bar #that was dope actually

[heropaws]

🚨ART THEFT WARNING🚨

This is a PSA for fellow artists that @/orendaforest has taken to tracing my art and passing it off as their own. They have used my lines for COMMISSION WORK that they profited off of and what’s more- they refuse to admit they traced my work.

I requested they take the posts that show my work down and they have, though they continued to deny having traced anything. They’ve ONLY taken the posts on tumblr down, not any of the work from their cardd or other media. I’m not sure if there are other artists works who have been taken, but figured it safer to make a post. Below are the pictures they had on their blog and the pieces they traced overlayed on top:

These are the overlays for the “portfolio” work of their cardd for feral furry art:

I have since blocked them and urge others to do the same. This is so incredibly infuriating and in turn makes it hard for me to feel like sharing my art- even though I need to to help support myself. Please be vigilant and if you see something, say something. Theft is theft.

Additionally, if anyone knows the people who commissioned some of these pieces (or are the commissioner themself) please feel free to contact me in DM’s. I’d like to make them aware of this ASAP so they know the situation!

#pro tip: I am so Fucking mad #this has been such a time to deal with this #tiring me outtttttt #but I want to find the people who paid money for stolen art cause Jesus Christ #wc #warrior cats #warriors #wc oc #art theft #art thieves #art thief #yowling

[saikyo-rat]

I don’t know about you guys but I think the only person that should be in charge of what I reblog is the person who made this blog in the first place.

#vent #tip i am so fucking mad #pro tip: not everything is for you

[prontaentrega]

one light in my house is all fucked up and if you turn it on all the power in the house goes out

#chizitxt #i lost full drawings because of this .pro tip i am so fucking mad

[ablednt]

If y’all wouldn’t trust someone as in good faith if they’re like “Yes I ID as homophobic, genuinely, not because I hate gay people or want to hatecrime anyone but because I just really value straight relationships and only homophobes understand it <3″

Then don’t fucking listen to people saying they’re “proship” but not because they’re okay with pedophilia but because they just “really want to tag things well” or that they just “really like shipping”

I cannot reiterate this enough. Proship is SYNONYMOUS with pedophile apologist. If you’re an adult and you call yourself a proshipper, you allow that community to interact with you in any fashion, then you are giving pedophiles a place to hide and to find children to abuse. You are ACTIVELY complicit in mass child grooming and  child abuse, you’re fucking traumatizing people for life and that’s fucking vile and disgusting and you need to knock it the fuck off immediately.

If you’re a minor and you call yourself a proshipper, please understand that you are being groomed right now by the people in the community. I know it really doesn’t feel like it, you think that you’re okay and that this isn’t scaring you and that these people have your back but I just. I implore you to unpack the way that you’re being treated by them. Are your triggers respected? (”Don’t like don’t read” isn’t respect. Do they go out of their way to make sure and warn you about things that are unsafe for you?) Do they encourage you to hear “antis” out and to come up with your own nuanced opinion on the subject?

Or do they vent to you constantly about how bullied they are, turn you against your peers/make you publicly defend them, insist that if you don’t want to be an immature baby like minors who are “antis” that you have to prove yourself/act like an adult? When are times you’ve felt uncomfortable with something someone did or said? Has an adult ever flirted with you or seemed like they were flirting with you? Have you ever gotten really upset around them and not known why? Etc.

There is no ethical way to call yourself proship you cannot divorce the term from its origins (pedophiles actively grooming children) especially when they’re still actively doing this. You absolutely MUST separate yourself from them and stop giving them places to hide and more excuses to hurt people. Literally just fucking do better by grooming survivors or so fuckign help me.

[this is okay to reblog, in fact if you’re comfortable doing so I encourage it.]

#prshp tw #grooming tw #ask to tag #pro tip: I am so fucking mad #y'all have GOT to stop fucking platforming these creeps

[ziggystarmonster]

I'm being normal I swear. I promise I'm not still mad from when my co-worker compared Cyberpunk 2077's patches to No Man Sky's continuing improvement and growth. I swear I'm not mad.

#stardust flavoured post #pro tip: i am so fucking mad #its like comparing the idfk the cis-teen chapel to a pot hole thr size of an elephant that took month to get filled in

[opqrstuv04]

MY LOCAL BOARD OF SUPERVISORS JUST APPROVED THE CONSTRUCTION OF 23 MILLION SQUARE FEET OF DATA CENTERS IM SO FUCKING MAD

The community has been fighting this for years. YEARS. And the motion passed by 4-3, with one abstaining. This project will butt up as far as it possibly can to a national park and swallow around 2,100 acres of farmland. The data centers have been systematically pitting the owners of that land against each other to get them to sell. Voters turned out in RECORD NUMBERS last election to oust the incumbent chair and replace her with an anti-data center politician, and we won! And it STILL didn't matter because the board rushed the vote and passed it before the changeover. Fuck data centers fuck politicians who don't listen to their constituents I think I am going to cry

#pro tip: I am so fucking mad #and the companies are like “ohh we'll preserve a minimum of 149 acres of green space” 7%? You think 7% will make up for the other 2000 acre #of giant gray cubes and substations? Go take a flying leap off a short pier #the local environmental coalition is concerned about the wildlife impact! People have been advocating in unprecedented numbers! And NONE OF #IT MATTERED because they pushed the vote through ANYWAYS!!!! #this is going to be a world record btw. Of data centers in a single area #💌 #fuming

[potetoenjoyer]

pro tip: if u miss smth easy in the middle of a song u unlock the ability to clear the hard part at the end that always gives u trouble

#pro tip: i am so fucking mad

[russieraholic]

Yes I did leave a comment saying that I would paint the walls red of any pro-lifer with the blood of aborted fetuses. I’m not going back on my statement hun 💙

#tip: i am so fucking mad #pro choice #also didn’t something like this happen a year or two ago?

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

me, waking up drenched in sweat, violently sitting up in bed and letting out a gasp: IT'S A METAPHOR FOR BEING A YOUTUBER

idk if someone already thought of this and this is also probably the most obvious reading of it but here i go anyway: i was just walking a dog and listening to potato prints and when phil said "you've come a long way daniel" i was like "huh phil is in the teaching position in all of these just like he was for youtube" like phil just gives editing pro tips the whole time and it all parallels their story as a youtube duo.

and obviously the entertainment industry is rife (not proper usage of that word but it Feels Right so fuck you) with satanic symbolism/imagery/iconography/motifs. being an entertainer is "selling your soul to the devil" etc etc and we know dan hates being a youtuber and does feel that way. you gotta upload twice a day every day in order to be the number one art channel on youtube dot com after all. you gotta make those crafts for satan. bo burnham has a ton of lyrics/songs that i'm thinking about rn like "you used to do comedy when you felt like being funny but now you're contractually obligated so dance you fucking monkeeeey DANCE MONKEY DAAAANCE" and in "repeat stuff" which is a commentary of how mainstream pop love songs and pop stars have to be really superficial and unoriginal because they need to appeal to everyone and at one point he sucks satan off lmao and is like AHFRUEHQFWIIO I AM A VESSEL IDUSHISKA 666 KAJSDFI ILLUMINATI UIGDFSAHIO FREEMASONS. highly recommend looking at the lyrics to that song if you're into that kind of thing.

also the (very rightful) dig at phannies for the "don't cry craft" spamming like "we love all of our crafty audience that spread the message of this channel on all the other videos on the internet! everywhere! everybody enjoyed that!" is how creators who want to keep status have to address their audiences no matter how annoying or harmful they're being. thinking of the ajr line "stay out of politics, stay on the fence / stay out of all of it to keep half your fans" because like,, yeah if a creator ever expresses an opinion that declares their feelings on one side of an issue then they will lose support (smosh is a perfect example of a bunch of people never ever ever expressing an opinion if it could be considered controversial among their audience, like refusing to address the genocide happening right now and just taking their zionist member who the fans are mad at out of some videos to be like "shhhhh nothing to see here we don't know what you're talking about"), ESPECIALLY if that issue is the behaviour of their audience.

obviously the first dapc video was not made with any intended meaning, they just woke up and were like "let's be weird and freak people out" and they did that, and then adding in symbolism and making it all mean something developed with time. but i'm gonna pretend that it has always had consistent meaning because i'm neurodivergent and love overanalysing silly little media.

i am so jhfbvdahfkiufadkhlj right now so if anyone has more theories or things to add lmk and thank you for coming to my ted talk

#me saying shit #dnp #dan and phil #phan #dan howell #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #danisnotonfire #yeet my deet #yeet my deenp #danandphilcrafts #squareflakes #glitterfaces #potato prints #slime

[sakurayumekun]

PRO-ANA GUIDE HANDBOOK 

An anorexic mind

First of all, let's work on the psychology first. Be sure to fuck up your relationship with food from the start. You want to make yourself as neurotic as possible about food, eating, kitchens, cutlery, refrigerators, restaurants, and hey, why not stretch this out even further and start hating the actual source of foods, in other words the actual animals and plants. I myself am utterly opposed to factories. Any kind of factory. Even pillow factories, hell they're all the same. But you! Spread those bad thoughts! Hate that chicken!!! Unless of course, you're going for the sympathetic, oh the poor animals, vegan slant. That's a good one too. Firstly, reaffirm your mission. Immortalise it. Buy a fat, blank notebook, this will become your own personal anorexic sanctuary of sorts. Write down WHY you want to lose weight. Be sure to include things like how you will feel when you're 10lbs lighter, the glorious clothes you will fit into, an occasion that you would like to be thinner for like your sixteenth birthday, etc. Give yourself a final goal, and break it up into several, smaller, goalpoints. For example, if you weigh 140lbs and would like to eventually be 90lbs, list points along the way which signify a victory for you. For example, 130lbs, and then 115lbs, then 110lbs, then 100lbs, and so on. Re-read this again and again for inspiration. You will be using this notebook later to create tackytown anorexia-inspired collages and other paraphernalia.

Visualisation. Following the same strain as NLP, or Neuro Linguistic Programming, we must use the principles of association to retrain your consciousness, and sub-consciousness, to turn food into one of the greater evils of the world. (Read: the greatest evil!!) Start by associating food with disgusting things. For your first ever fast, it may be helpful to draw pictures of juicy red apples, somehow morphing into giant dead rotting pigs. Plaster these all around your house, preferably on the food itself. Never underestimate the power of images. Put pictures of fat girls on your fridge, or better yet, pictures of yourself; you're pretty fat. Conversely, stick pictures of rakish models everywhere you can see them, for inspiration, and a bit of productive self-loathing. Also, practise writing things like "I'm fat" over and over. You want to drill this into your brain. "I will be thin" is a good one, as well as other "I will" affirmations. These are positive statements and very conducive to big time weight loss. Now create a list of suitable punishments either for thinking of food, or for caving in and eating food itself. A good one to try is to keep a rubber band on your hand and flick your skin whenever you think of eating. Eventually you will have a swollen hand, and a shrunken body; you will have ceased thinking of food so much. Other punishments include ridiculous amounts of exercise, purging, self-mutilation, isolation, basic denial of necessary comforts such as blankets on a cold night, or shelter when it is raining... Or simply menial, disgusting tasks such as cleaning the bathroom. Remember, you need discipline. Invent pain and hassles for yourself. Trick yourself into believing your life sucks. Be mean to people so that they instigate fights, just to make you constantly on edge, or nervous, so you cant eat. After all, you'll be light-headed and dizzy, and irritable from not eating, so you have an excuse. I used to love when dad got mad at me because it meant I was so upset I could not eat. Become an angst ridden teenager. You'll be making yourself nauseous from worry and self hatred in no time. Find another anorexic to consort with. Whether this be in real life, or on the internet. You can swap tips and indulge in your little sordid anorexia world together, force each other to exercise, pat each other on the back when you reach goals, etc. You want to completely surround yourself with all thoughts of anorexia. Find pro-anorexia websites, or create your own. Sign up for one of the dozens of pro-anorexic mailing lists at Yahoo! and you'll be bombarded daily with like minded individuals. Now, immerse yourself further in anorexia propaganda, read anorexia or otherwise 'thin' inspired literature, listen to anorexic music, watch as many triggering films as you can get your delicate little mitts on, look up to very thin hollywood stars and supermodels. Also, visit as many of the aforementioned pro-anorexia sites as you can to get a bunch of quotes and mantras to write in your anorexia notebook, and repeat inside your head daily. I have compiled a list of such sources of thinspiration.

Thinspiration

Triggering music

This is essential. You must familiarise yourself with the very teenage and angstyartists and be sure to play the music over and over to thoroughly depress yourself. Ones to keep in mind are:

Fiona Apple - "Paper Bag" ... Hunger hurts but starving works...

Silverchair - "Ana's Song (Open Fire)" ... And I need you now somehow, and I need you now somehow ... On my knees for you... In my head the flesh seems thicker...

 Juliana Hatfield - "Feed Me"... Oh baby if only you knew, I'm down to 102...

Tori Amos - "Jackie's Strength" ... You're only popular with anorexia, so I turn myself inside out, in hopes someone will see...

Anorexic mantras

 You must collect as many of these as possible. Write them in your anorexia notebook, memorise them, let them comfort you. Some examples are:

"An imperfect body reflects an imperfect person." 

 "You will be tempted quite frequently, and you will have to choose whether you will enjoy yourself hugely in the 20 minutes or so that you will be consuming the excess calories, or whether you will dislike youself cordially for 2 or 3 days for your lack of willpower." 

 "I'm not starving myself...I'm perfecting my emptiness." 

 "I can get thinner. I can cut it all off. I can wear low slung Levi's and crop tops and long straight dresses like willowy models, and I gasp with the breathlessness of being airborne. I can fly and be free. Jesus! I never realised how easy it was!" 

 "Nothing tastes as good as thin feels." 

 "The greasy fry, it cannot lie, its truth is written on your thigh," 

 Devour literature, not food

Words and text are very very triggering when it comes to not eating. For one thing, it gives you a world to inhabit, your very own private, magnificent anorexia world which nobody else around you can touch, and you shall have characters to understand you. You will be so riveted that you will not need to eat. Books to check out include:

The best little girl in the world by Steven Levenkron

Wasted by Marya Hornbacher

The fountainhead by Ayn Rand - not about anorexia per se, but Dominique

Francon is the fucking epitome of ethereal, insubstantial, bony grace.

 I am an artichoke by Lucy Frank

Starving for attention by Cherry Boone O'Neill

 Hunger scream by Ivy Ruckman

 Diary of an eating disorder by Chelsea Smith and Beverly Runyon

My sister's Bones by Cathi Hanauer

Stick figure by Lori Gottlieb

Eve's apple by Jonathan Rosen

Thinspiring films and TV shows

These might be about anorexia itself, or it might simply be glamorous and include very thin beautiful people. Movies and television programmes I know others find thinspiring are:

Girl, Interrupted

For The Love Of Nancy

 Ally McBeal

Role models

 You need somebody to idolise. You must research him or her to the bones and become as close to her as possible. Become obsessed. Some suitable examples include those in the following list, who are either very skinny, or have, or have had anorexia:

Kate Moss - 90's waif

 Angelina Jolie - skinny sexy actress, e.g. Girl, Interrupted and Gia

Christina Ricci - actress, had anorexia

Calista Flockhart - Ally McBeal

Lara Flynn Boyle - glamorous and snobby, never eats

Tracey Gold - actress who suffered from anorexia

Karen Carpenter - musician and classic anorexic

Portia de Rossi - actress on Ally McBeal who went through a stage of dangerous dieting

Geri Halliwell - formerly Ginger Spice, engaged in a 'thin war' with:

 Victoria Beckham - formerly Posh Spice

Courtney Cox - actress on Friends, bony and gaunt

Twiggy - iconoclastic model

Mary Kate - had anorexia... perfection

Jodie Kidd - impossibly thin model

Nicole Richie - Thin thin thin

 Audrey Hepburn - quintessential class, very petite

This should be enough to sufficiently fuck up and cloud your perceptions. Above all, convince yourself you are above others, a hero, owing to your spectacular powers of restraint. Feel elitist. Feel as though you are somehow super-human for resisting the urge to eat. Feel better than the other mere mortals who dig in to their cereal and their donuts. Believe in the power of starving as though it were a religion.

Extreme dieting

Now we can move on to the actual act of excessive dieting itself. First off we should establish clear limits. Make up rules you cannot deviate from. Only eat yellow foods on Monday, and brown foods on Tuesday. Or only eat every other day. Or only eat at night. Or only eat on days with the letter "u" in them. Or become a vegan. Or a fruitarian. Or follow your own version of a well known diet, such as the ever popular low carb diets, e.g., the Zone Diet, Atkin's Diet. Use your imagination. I knew a model who swore her secret was living on sushi, candy, oranges, cigarettes, and water. Another tip to try is to only allow yourself one food a day. You will get sick of the taste and therefore eat less due to boredom.

 Now, compile a list of safe foods. Here is a fairly comprehensive list:

Low Cal Jelly (or Jello, for you Americans)

Celery - it is composed highly of water, it is crunchy, which is said to cause you to eat less, owing to the amount you have to chew it, it is considered acatabolic food

Carrots are also another safe vegetable (although most vegetables can be on your safe list, these are merely the safest of the safe)

Salsa and mustard - dieting staples. You can dip vegetables in them, they are fat free and low cal, and salsa brings cravings to an abrupt halt.

Spicy foodsare also thought to fire up your metabolism

 Vinegar - thought to thoroughly reduce your appetite. It is suggested you drink a tablespoon or two before each meal.

Lemons dipped in a sugar substitute such as Splenda or Nutrasweet. (note: In some anorexia circles, even fruit is no good, besides oranges, which are a 50cal food)

Broth (only 5 calories per cube!!)

Egg white - much needed protein

Pickles

Lettuce - an absolute 'nothing' food

Cucumbers - very very low cal

Soup

Safe foods are merely foods that are safe to eat if you are craving foods outside your set meals. They are extremely low cal, or no cal. As for your actual daily intake of food, most wannabe anorexics tend to stick within the 500 - 1000 calorie range depending on how much exercise they do. Never be shy when it comes to considering taking certain drugs to reduce or diminish appetite. Some antidepressant medication such as Wellbutrin have this effect, as well as Topamax, which is originally an anti-convulsive but has been and can be prescribed for things such as ADD and bipolar disorder. Steal your little brother's ADD medication. Dexedrine is gold when it comes to killing appetite. Just ignore the paranoia and nervousness that comes with it. Think about diet pills and supplements such as Metabolife and Ephedra.

Day to day

Now we move on to the ever important area of ritual and habits, tips & tricks, to get down to a science.

Graze constantly throughout the day so that your metabolism never gets the chance to rest and become sluggish. Eating 100 calories five times a day is better than eating one meal consisting of 500 calories.

Fool your metabolism by constantly changing the number of calories you consume daily. This will prevent your body going into starvation mode, meaning that lesser amounts of calories will make you gain weight. For instance, eat 500 calories on Monday, 100 on Tuesday, 800 on Wednesday, no calories on Thursday, and 400 calories on Friday.

Get a full night's sleep, at least eight hours. Although staying up late does make you burn more calories, don't become sleep-deprived or your metabolism will become sleepy. Your appetite will even increase by 15%.

Record everything you eat in your anorexia notebook. This serves to motivate you, as well as to be aware of all the extra calories you may not be aware you are consuming. It may also let you identify emotional or environmental triggers, such as boredom or sadness.

Take vitamin pills frequently so your body doesn't crave nutrients, causing binges.

Diet coke and other diet sodas cause that bubbly, full feeling in your stomach, for about 1 calorie per glass.

Brush your teeth and tongue all the time. The feeling in your mouth will ease cravings and additionally, food will taste yukky with toothpaste, so whats the point of eating it?

Drink water like a fish. Drink a glass of water, or a diet soda, every hour on the hour. Drink water every time you have the urge to snack. Ice water is better because your body will burn more calories to heat it up. Drink water with meals to prevent overeating. Bear in mind that often we mistake thirst for hunger.

Caffeine will speed up your metabolism. Have two or three servings a day, in the form of black sugarless coffee, or caffeine pills, or guarana. If stacked with ephedra and aspirin, a synergistic effect will occur that imitates the effects of speed or other amphetamines. Do be aware that this practice can be rather dangerous.

Exercise. Not only will you burn off the calories you consume when you do eat, but it will increase your metabolism for some time afterwards. As well, the consequential muscle mass will increase the calories you burn at rest. It also suppresses appetite. Try running, or buy yourself a skipping rope.

Stand up and move about constantly. Compulsively fidget. It does add up to an estimated extra 500 calories burned a day. Twitch your leg while studying, for example. Also, sit up straight - you'll burn more calories.

Have a very busy and active schedule. It will burn more calories than sitting in your room thinking about not eating, and make sure you don't have enough time to binge.

Find a something other than food to satisfy your oral fixation. Choices include things like smoking, chewing gum, water, iced tea, sugarless mints, and diet coke.

Put a small coin in a jar every time you resist a craving, or exercise when majorly exhausted, etc. This will motivate you, build up confidence in your starving abilities, and keep track of your successes. As well as give you extra cash to splurge on some fantastical treat when you reach your first major weight loss goal.

The type of music you listen to while you eat affects how much and how quickly you consume. The faster the music, the more you eat. Try to listen to nice slow music when you eat.

Eat sweets and the foods you crave early on in the day. This will give you more time to burn them off and it will eliminate cravings later.

Eat while in the front of the mirror naked. You will be completely repulsed, and repelled from the food. This is a good thing.

Feel your hunger..don't try to suppress it. If you're hungry that means you're losing weight; you WANT to be hungry. If you're not then you're not doing it right. In time you will get a wonderful high off of being hungry and thoroughly enjoy the sensation. Hunger is not your enemy! The sooner this is understood, the sooner you will reach your goals.

Did you know that there are 2 pounds of dead skin on you right now!!?! Thats right! 2 POUNDS! ...if you're underweight or in starvation mode your body does not "shed" its skin the way it should. It holds on to it. Use an exfoliator for your face, and a loofah brush or scrub for your body. Make a stack of magazines that weighs the amount you want to lose. As you lose, take off the appropriate amount of magazines. Seeing the weight like that may help you realise what a difference it will make when it is all off. When you're feeling weak Here are some things which will help when your willpower is very feeble, to ward off the urge to eat, or worse, binge!

Pinch your thigh and see how you don't need food, because you should be eating your own flesh all away from the inside first, before you are deserving of actual legitimate sustenance.

Go to the library. You can research dieting or whatever, or you can read the classics, or some of the aforementioned listerature. Or you can do homework, or write letters, but the beauty of it is, since no food or drink is allowed, you'll have no choice but to abstain from a meal.

Buy some baby teething gel and rub it on your tongue, to numb your tastebuds.

If you're even considering eating, just hold your breath and count to 100. Chances are that you'll convince youself not to eat whatever it is you're craving in that time.

The scent of coffee has been proven to lessen ones appetite.

Chew the food but don't swallow it. Spit it in the bin.

If you're feeling dangerous, plan out the next few hours so that you're occupied for every single minute. Write a list of things to do for every 15 minutes. eg. exercise, surf the internet, email your friends, clean a room, read a book.

If you're feeling brave enough to face the kitchen, go there and throw out any potential binge foods. If you must, pour bleach/disinfectant/dishwashing detergent on the food, and then throw it away! (Anorexics are known for retrieving food from bins, or stealing food from strange places).

Pinch your ear! Apply pressure to the front of the ear, one at a time. The front of the ear is apparently a pressure point, in the area that controls hunger.

Let perfume replace chocolate. Every time you have a craving, or pass a bakery, sniff some Chanel no. 5. Apply it to a tissue and carry it with you.

Smell has a powerful effect on appetite.

Clean something. Cleaning something dirty can make you lose your appetite. The toilet, the litter box, under the kitchen sink, scrubbing out the garbage bin, anything grimy or smelly. The mess, along with the smell of the cleaner, can put you off food for a while.

Become a teenage artist. Write anorexic poetry, tragic little verses about bones and stomachs and evil evil capsicums. Anorexics are ever so creative.

Collect pictures of skinny girls. Stick them all in your notebook. Draw pictures of painful bony girls with tear stained faces and their head in their hands (their spines sticking out). This will take up most of your time.

Hiding it

 Anorexia is supposed to be a private and tortured place, dontcha know. Deny it at all costs. Pretend you have not noticed the pounds dropping off you. Don't be suspicious. Here are some relevant tips:

Spend time making yourself look healthy.

Drink lots of water and apply a fake tan.

Wear makeup so that you have some colour, and keep your hair looking nice and shiny, take vitamins.

Smile. 

Whenever you do decide to eat, do it in the company of others.

That way they can't say they never see you touch food.

On your way out, heat up a slice of pizza or prepare a snack to 'eat on the run'.

Of course, you will dispose of the food at your first convenience.

Leave a dirty plate lying around every so often for your parents to yell at you about.

Drink out of opaque cups, and spit your food into it whilst preteding to drink. They'll never know.

Eat really slowly because if everybody else is on their third slice of pizza, they'll assume you are too, even if you're still finishing your first.

Sign out of Hotmail and clear the history before you get off of the Internet. This will eliminate autofill being ever so helpful while your mum is researching aardvarks, and coming up with www.anorexicsanonymous.com for her. In short, don't leave traces lying around for others to find.

I trust that this guide to becoming a better anorexic will serve you well on your quest to being emaciated and ahem, gorgeous.

Remember, think thin, and try not to faint too often or die.

#an@rexi@

[beebeewoop]

SLOPPIN IT UP TAKE 2 BECAUSE YEAH 💥

I drew mine and my friends' ocs as Evil Hall again because they're my new favorite blorbos now and I'm posting it because I wanna 💪 if you haven't read Tally Hall vs. Evil Hall (created by @salad-006) I really think you should because it's great and the guys are kinda super silly

Anyways I'm going bonkers

Spoilers for like the lastest chapter methinks proceed with caution

Starting off with the least glonked up fellas we got

Moore (belongs to @arthurisveryrandom) as Evil Zubin

Bro just look at him... He's so sad... Covered in paint... He looks traumatized... Moore is a wet cat confirmed Arthur told me so himself /JJJJJJJJJJJ

B (belongs to @shim0nk) as Evil Andrew

Bro's swaggin it up in here look at him all chill like that... Even tho he got burnt to a crisp... But it's ok because he's a robot he can't feel pain and his melted latex skin peeled right off he's ok guys don't worry. Burmnt chimnken nunghet... Also get this man on a billboard because whatever he's selling I wanna buy it I mean just look at him wouldn't you also want to buy what he's selling he seems trustworthy ykw I think I'll give him my credit card info and social security number /JJJJJJJJ (PSA: DO NOT GIVE OUT YOUR CREDIT CARD INFO AND SSN ON THE INTERNET 👍)

Pardon my goofy ahh rambles... It gets worse from here

Below the cut are the slightly more glonked up fellas...

//bonked up robots or something exposed wires n shii

//blood but it's green evil robot ooze and poorly drawn

//technically decapitation BUT IT'S FUNNY TRUST ME 💪🥺

Lucius (belongs to @rose-is-fucking-cold) as Evil Rob

Ambrose keeps calling him cunty and I can't disagree... I think everyone should draw Lucius in high heels like right now. Also I'd be mad too if I got my head chopped off like bro now I gotta carry my head around or tape it on... Smh my head. But at least he has high heels those are pretty nice I mean just look at him... Slaying... Here king you dropped this 👑 but good luck keeping it on since you can't even keep your head on Lbozo skill issue (I am so sorry /gen) (I am sleep deprived) (I am mad at Tumblr still) (Tumblr hates me) (I am taking my anger out on Lucius 🙁 /hj)

Fartlord (belongs to @stromboli-muncher) as Evil Joe

It's everyone's favorite ! The man the fart the guy himself ! Eyeless. Well missing one eye because the birds took it. He got attacked by birds this is so tragic can we get an F in the chat guys one like = eye patch for him 👍

And last but not least...

Rosebush (MY guy 😋) as Evil Ross

Bro's mad... Fuckimg chrunchy... Listen I'd be pissed too if I fell down an upstairs escalator and came out looking like this... Like zoinks Scoob ☹️ (Well actually he got PUSHED... 😳) Pro tip: don't fall down upstairs escalators even if you're a dream demon robot you're not invincible to escalators those things are terrifying LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN FINAL DESTINATION????? Yeah never again... Escalators are also a no go. Just use the stairs... EVERYDAY is leg day 🦵🦵

And that's enough of that... El oh el ecks dee ✌️

#my art #me rambling #technically #tally hall #evil hall #tally hall vs evil hall #moore balls evans #b #lucius azrael morningstar #fartlord harvey romano #rosebush #if there is a typo anywhere no there isn't /J #there probably is #yeet #me when I color with color pencils... #I'm simply superior like that 💪 /JJJJJJJJJJJ #still unable to format it how I want but it's whatever I guess #I'm losing this battle 😤

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

If you're still interested in having more headcannon ideas for quirk Izuku au, maybe have one where Izuku's quirk is similar to AFO's quirk? But he's not biologically related to him?

I AM S O SORRY THAT THIS TOOK ME A GODDAMN MONTH TO GET TO!!! SCHOOL AND MY BRAIN ARE FUCKED! BUT IT’S SPRING BREAK, I GOT NO SLEEP LAST NIGHT, I AM IN A LONG CAR RIDE, AND I BROUGHT MY GODDAMN CHEMISTRY HOMEWORK BECAUSE MY PROFESSOR IS AN EVIL, CONDESCENDING BASTARD, SO LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO-

:)

So, izuku’s quirk is kind of like a mix of Monoma’s and AFO’s, where he can borrow someone’s quirk after a five finger tip activation, but while he’s copying it, they can’t use it. His time limit is 10 minutes per quirk and he can hold up to 20 at a time

Todoroki’s conspiracy theory senses are going crazy

Izuku is so tired

Please help him

He was ostracized and bullied as a kid for having a, “villainous” quirk

See. I’d love to say that he borrowed bakugou’s quirk before the U.A. Entrance exam, but I know he wouldn’t

He does borrow present mic’s though :)

Mic is watching through the screens and sees Voice being used. He is ✨shook✨

AND SO EXCITED TO SEE HOW THIS LITTLE LISTENER IS GOING TO UTILIZE HIS QUIRK

Dude, this quirk would practically be perfect for izuku! He’s so good at quirk analysis and he was so excited when his quirk manifested

He gets to understand and utilize several quirks through the use of his own????? That is so cool!!!!!

Inko was so excited for him! She was so proud of her son’s analysis talent when he was just a 4 year old, and as he grows, it just gets more impressive!

She’s also distressed that most of the world doesn’t see how good izuku is, but she’ll be there for him in any way she can be!

Fuck Aldera middle. All my homies hate Aldera middle

Aizawa is so shook when he first sees izuku using Voice as well though. He’s just, “hizashi, did you have a child you never spoke of???” No, shouta, he did not

It’s even better the first time izuku borrows Aizawa’s quirk

The man is quaking

Okay though, if Monoma were to copy izuku’s quirk, he would be so mad😭 this class A bastard got his quirk just more powerful?! Asshole!

But I also think Monoma, shinsou, and izuku would be naturally protective of one another in this U.A. Due to all the bullying they faced for having “villainous” quirks

The chaos those three would get up to

I love it so much

No, but just,,, the entire izucrew being unhinged is so important to me🥹

Whenever someone is quirkist towards one of them, the others are out for blood. Mainly izuku and Uraraka. I love them so much. They just

IZUKU HAVING FRIENDS WHO LET HIM BORROW THEIR QUIRKS😭😭😭😭

Mic 1000% asks to see his analysis notes

I am of the belief that mic is a quirk theory nerd. This is very important to me and I will not be proven wrong.

Mic being izuku’s mentor? Is this partially because I need dadmic to survive and I project onto izuku? We’ll never know!

But dude, just. He’s so supportive and he canonically has a 5/5 intelligence, and he cares so much, I’m so fyvubjnyfrstgugyg

Imagine all might working with izuku who has this quirk though. He’d be so shook

“Young Midoriya, have you heard of a story of two brothers-“

And izuku 10000% starts talking theories, but no, like he told Shouto and Aizawa-sensei, he is not related to the infamous super villain, please stop asking

Imagine izuku borriwing AFO’s quirk though? Would all the quirks AFO stole go with it or would it be like a clean slate? And if izuku borrowed his quirk and stole someone’s quirk while using it, would he be able to keep them or would it transfer back to AFO when izuku’s quirk ran out of time? I need answers

Toru asks izu to borrow her quirk a few times though! She’s so excited to be able to be seen again! Even only for 20 minutes!

He helps Shouto gain control over his fire as well! And helps Tokoyami with dark shadow!

They’re all such lads 😭

But after he goes pro, izuku helps start the movement to protect and help people with “villainous” quirks, no quirks, and just generally frowned upon

He speaks out on the bullying he faced and so does Monoma! I’d say shinsou does, too, but I think it’s just the unanimous assumption that he’s going underground, but who knows!

Inko is so proud

Mic is so proud

Aizawa is so proud

Nezu is so proud

I’m so proud 😭

Mina and kiri are also big in this and kiri talks about his experiences

Mina, kiri, izuku, and Monoma get permission to have anti-bullying seminars at U.A.

Izuku is super nervous to do public speaking, but Mina, kiri, and, in his own way, Monoma help hype him up

Monoma also needs a slight pep talk, but tries to play it off like he’s doing everyone a favor

He is. You’re doing great, Monoma, ya funky lil shit, I love you so much 😭

Izuku finally having friends after the hell that was Aldera is so important to meeeee

People who stand up for him when bakugou is being an asshole!?!?!? Aaaaaaaa

Izuku’s hero suit would have to be super versatile and mei is so excited to work on it and plan with him

Sorry this is so short, but I hope you liked it!!!!!!!

Thank you so much for the ask, I love this so much! It would be such a good quirk for izuku! Like, his analysis skills would just be turned up times ten because he’d be able to use other people’s quirks and he’s just be able to geek out about it, and he’d be so excited 😭

#this is so important to me #bnha #mha #izuku problem child midoriya #feral izuku #quirk au #izuku quirk au #midoirya izuku #todoroki shouto #tokoyami fumikage #uraraka ochako #dad mic #hizashi yamada #inko midoriya #monoma nieto #shinsou hitoshi #aizawa shōta #all might #kirishima eijirou #mina ashido #mei hatsume

[rjalker]

Autistic people who are proud of how much empathy they have when you state the fact that autistic people who lack empathy exist:

[ID: A screenshot of the parody twitter account, "birdsrightsactivist" or "probirdrights", reading, "I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?" End ID.]

[ID: The "is this a pigeon?" meme, of a character pointing at a butterfly. The person is now labeled, "self-proclaimed 'high empathy' autistic people", and is pointing at "autistic people with low and no empathy existing", asking, "Is this a personal attack against me, and invalidating my experiences?" End ID.]

pro tip: if you're thinking about reblogging or replying to this with any manner of "you're just making up autistics to be mad about", simply shut the ever loving fuck up, you ableist sack of shit!

if you're so proud of how empathetic you are, why do you all refuse so much to treat low/no empathy people with any of that empathy you're supposedly overflowing with? I'll tell you: It's because you're fucking ableist shitheads! And you should feel bad!

#described images #the ableism is coming from inside the house #ableism #actually autistic #actuallyautistic #ableist autistic people #autism #empathy #empath #high-empathy #whatever #high empathy