#*/ bots are flooding again

[cozylittleartblog]

refugees: for the love of god, change your icon and blog title off default. change it to anything that isn't default or a photo of a real human woman

#reminder #psa #reddit refugees #twitter refugees #i'm getting flooded again but i'm also getting flooded with real people so there's like an even mix in here #sorry i know some people like the generic Geometric icons but that is the mark of the enemy #do not wear their uniform in a warzone #the bots. the booooots. thousands of them. i will never be free

[knowlesian]

how are the bots this good at perfect nonsensical tumblr usernames

alas, globalfertilizer and acousticfastenings, it could never be between us but good effort

#is anybody else getting a flood of bots the last couple days? #it had calmed down and now it’s like the floodgates are again open

[fray]

i'll have asks on for a sec n see how it goes.

no anons though, sowwy :3

#don't ask me to draw stuff or when i'll draw [whatever thing i used to draw] again or smth or be weird #hopefully the flood of bots ive been getting dont send stuff

[orcristwielder]

I know Richard's a beautiful man, but come on now. This is just weak game.

#• ooc. #*/ bots are flooding again #*/ lort help me.

[gayrudeboys]

finding out tumblr staff have truly been the absolute dickheads we all suspected but didn’t know was not anticipated by me personally but every time a new horrible update rolls out i think about it.

#it’s like why bother complaining anymore lmao #bots are flooding the site again #the obvious constant glitches we expect at this point #half of my ads are for kink apps #but yeah let’s prioritize pushing that feature no one fucking uses

[darkhalo4321]

Been thinking about these two and how we get to this point. Damn drawing my one grumpy down to earth character smiling makes me incredibly happy.

#moonlight apparition #tobyxrobbie #my art #artists on tumblr #gay boys #lgbtq+ characters #now watch as the tumblr bots flood me again because of my tags

[yourthirdparent]

there have been 3 of those like porn bot spam things in the jason grace tag in like an hour why's he so popular rn

#spam bots are just like yeah actually maybe we should flood this tag rn #like there are always a few but it's really funny that there have been so many in such a short period #allfatherly guidance #just noticed nico comes before my me tag. i'm gonna need to fix that #never posting about nico again guys sorry [pensive] /j #sorry about all the tags rip

[obscene-beans]

I am going to drown this mobile monopoly ad in liquid nitrogen and set it on fire

#are you seeing this post you ad commanding bot? #I will flood your shit with reports of that ad until I never see it again #get that shit off my phone and go fuck yourself #advertisements make me violent

[jaletsplay]

First off, my name is not jaletsplayNV, and secondly, I finally got hit by the spam bots. I thought being an obscure blog with less than 20 followers would spare me, but importantsandwichchopshop7313 has been (dis)honored as the first spam bot to literally message me.

#Nope #Immediately blocked and reported #spam bots #tumblr bots #p*rn bots #bots #It took me so long to become a victim of the bot plague #Watch as several more spam bots start following me as soon as I publish this post #The tag flooding bots are also back #they even made it to the tag of my favorite Pokémon AGAIN

[dravidious]

So you're cool

Went 6-3 on my quick draft today, and I only had one rare that I built the whole deck around and barely got to use! Naturally, my draft was ended by an infinitely-reviving mythic.

#asks #the correct response to “infinitely-reviving mythic” is of course “which one?” #anyway the one rare i had was Sentinel of the Nameless City #which is an example of “make a good card and then slap a random keyword on it for no reason” #it was my first pick so it guided my other picks but really the card i built around was Akawalli the Seething Tower #that's the black-green signpost for the descend archetype #and again the correct response to “the descend archetype” is “which one?” lol #despite the greedy bots snatching up the rares it was a good draft! by the end of pack 2 i basically had a complete deck #and i only lost one game to getting horribly mana flooded #and then won a game by my opponent getting horribly mana screwed #this is why so many games avoid dedicated resource cards #on a positive note it's really cool how explore synergizes with 3/4 of the green archetypes #that's the kind of set design that makes me want to make sets

[i-dont-r3member]

I love talking about old news like it’s still relevant but humor me for a second I just want to complain about the increase in bots because it is PISSING ME OFF OMGGGG

#tumblr bots #fucking bots #I don’t use the app for like a year and a half and I come back and I’m just FLOODED with bots #I’m actually so annoyed rn #if you can’t tel I just finished going through and blocking bots again <3

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

⚠️ tw brief mentions of SA

so uuhhh.... i just got to an interesting part of jonah's route... really glad nothing happened fr but interesting that two routes i was reading for (charles & jonah) had some sort of.. shall we say dubcon intimacy (but not actual s*x) scenes?

they thankfully weren't triggering (or graphic) personally but they were def uncomfy to sit thru. can only imagine why they've been hesitant to release ikegen eng or even scrapped it, from what ive heard abt some routes ><;

#censored bc im scared to have the bots flood me again ok #this was hard enough to write out innocuously bc ive been getting flooded even more these days ffs #aerin.txt

[porcalinecunt]

(𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃)𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄 ♡︎

🎀 ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ having the body of a cyborg came with it’s perks, including turning boothill into your own personal porn bot a plug away! ~ ♡︎

·˚ ◌༘͙[featuring] ! ˊ 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐗 𝐆𝐍!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

cw — afab!reader. mean dom!boothill. improper use of usb ports. pornography. manhandling. overstimulation. edging. pussy drunk boothill. no pronouns for reader.

◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡ author’s note! : saw someone on tt mention inappropriate use of boothill’s usb ports, and i couldn’t help myself. <33 as usual, enjoy!

“..and i’m supposed to plug this in?”

Boothill spun the harddrive around his fingers, staring at it with both curiosity yet suspicion. it was a hot pink color with a heart sticker sloppily slapped onto the front. you handed it to him without saying a word, leaving him beyond dumbfounded.

you simply nodded, trying hard not to burst out laughing. despite the glaringly obvious USB ports that were carved into his waist, he swore to have never actually stuck anything in them. by anything, of course, were any harddrives that could’ve been packed with whatever info or footage that would’ve automatically made it’s way into his memory. he didn’t want anyone’s weird porno or stupid memes to burn into his motherboard and live with it.

yet he had a hard time saying no to you. hell, he’d never say no to you unless it’d kill you. then again, it was probably a random assortment of cat videos you came across on your feed. it wouldn’t hurt to take a peek. right?

holding up a reluctant thumbs up, you plugged the harddrive in and awaited his reaction with anticipation. boothill never looked away from your reaction, quickly noticing something was rather…off about your face. your lips curled into a seductive grin, biting down on your lower lip while hearts practically carved your pupils. your cheeks and nose were flushed a slight pink that faded to a hot red color.

yet, it was already too late for him.

his vision suddenly became a hot pink blur, the gears within his body had began to spun widely while the mini fans tried to cool down his heating body. the blood red target in his eye morphed into a pink heart while he spaced out at what was being shown in front of him.

nothing but pure pornography, some of the most explicit, flooding his memory and infecting his circuits with the love virus. boothill felt his head spin from the lewd imagery, bouncing from clip to clip of multiple sex acts all at once. from simple missionary to subs being bent in half by their ridiculously larger doms, there was even one where they were in full nelson. legs high up with thier sopping cunt in full view. it was all too much.

“so this..is what y’want me to do to ya…”

the cyborg chuckled, overwhelmed with his sudden libedo. he looks over at you with hungry eyes, flashing his shark toothed grin the moment you nodded.

“why didn’t ya say so, dollface..?”

“a-ah! m’sorry! m’sorry boothill..! i-i was only p-playing..ngh!”

your clothes were torn clean off without a damn given, leaving you bare and vulnerable as the cyborg pumped his cock in and out of your sopping pussy. just like how you wanted it, bent in half in full nelson with your legs held high as only boothill’s arms kept you from falling. his pace was unforgiving, hungrily stuffing you full like your his last meal on death row. despite your body already stiffening from the position, boothill showed no sign of stopping. his eyes, bright pink with hearts dialating for pupils, full of burning desire and a greedy lust that clouded his judgement till his mind went blank.

it was as if the cyborg was built for fucking, his only goal being to push you beyind your human limit.

“zip it, sugar. you're gonna take m’dick even when i’m done with ya, you hear?”

boothill hissed in your ear with a mean rasp, shark-like teeth nibbling away at your earlobe. the ticklish feeling only added to the intense overstimulation that turned your brain into mush. you felt the familiar knot in your stomach close to snapping for what seems like the tenth time tonight, until a sudden emptiness snapped you back into reality. looking down, you noticed how boothill pulled himself out, leaving you hanging. a whine came out of your throat almost instinctively at the neglect.

“boothilll..! i was so clo!—“

you’re words were rudely cut off as the ranger threw you onto the bed with you laying on your back. he wasted no time crawling on top of you and pressing his heavy body against yours. trapped, you couldn’t even move an inch as you squirmed under his touch. he practically caged you.

“keep whinin’ like that and I'll leave ya empty. got that?”

as difficult as it was, you pressed your lips together and screwed your eyes shut in a desperate attempt to keep quite. your cunny spasmed around his length as he kept going with his violent pace. even with the harddrive, you could never imagine boothill going this far. you truely underestimated the strength of the virus that infected his mechanical body with such libido, yet you don’t regret it. you continued to cry out as your limbs grew numb, your senses going blank in an orgasmic euphoria. you were teetering towards the fuckin’ edge.

you sobbed out babbles of “‘m gonna cum!~” over and over again like it was automatic. finally, the knot snapped in two as stars filled your vision. if he wasn’t made of metal, you would’ve left some nasty scratch marks.

on the other hand, the ranger watched in pure awe as his pretty baby fell apart on his dick. your fucked out expression, teary eyes and pouty lips covered in spit, only fuled him for more. you couldn’t even get a breath in as you were picked up and flipped onto your stomach, ass high up in the air.

“you think ‘m done yet sugar? hehe, that’s cute.”

you could only sigh in response, unable to do anything about your own mess. lesson learned, never fuck with a machine you know so little about.

© porcalinecunt 💌 ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ do not steal, translate, or use my work and claim as your own.

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