#A++

[huxleaf]

Goodjob Ajax, u did well today. I do not haete u

#ajaxs stuff #goodjob for socializing #a++ #im so fucking proud of you #my alter ego mumbles as it gnaws at the bars of it's cell

[souji-upseta]

shitposting channel of this discord server im in was wondering why theres such a high prevalence of cannibalism w dirkjake fandom in particular and im just resisting the urge to be like

#i love this server lmao #that scene from troll 2 was posted. u know the one #a++ #maybe someday ill explain this tho bc it makes 1000% sense to me its just hard 2 explain w/o using more memes #dirkjake #homestuck

[fallenangelkitten]

god you're so fucking hot

#asks #thank you anon #little did you know I very much needed to hear this rn #A++

[greenieflor]

Smoking the shit that makes you feel like youre 15 and you haven't taken your adhd meds for the first time in a week

#lav rambles #that september saturday thats super sunny #and you have your windows open laying in bed #a++

[peachesandghosts]

Not to say I have A Thing for voices, but Awsten Knight’s voice? Drives me wild.

#also #I actually really do #voices just #a++ #anyway #I may be a lesbian but #Awsten knight

[beatlestime]

the bass line in round & round 🥜

#peter hook understood the assignment #A++ #new order #peter hook #joy division

[unbreakable--heaven]

ok that snl skit was legit hilarious!

#all the taylor references #a++ #AND TRAVIS

[misswoozi]

Ok but I can totally see jihyo/Yunho/sana. Because these two motherfucking WOMEN dominating him?? Yes, sign me in

I think Jihyo is still the main dom in the scene but she likes to watch sana dominate Yunho and play with him because it’s so endearing to her but sana still follows Jihyo commands like the good girl she is.

Yunho on the other hand is completely given to these two, he is no even ashamed anymore. He wants everyone to listen him calling their names and titles. After all, he is the one fucking 2 beautiful women.

I also think that Yunho enjoys a lot when the girls use toys on him, especially Jihyo’s bigger ones because he just wants to prove he is good 🎠

I'M SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO REPLY TO THIS BECAUSE IT IS BRILLIANT 🤯

I don't typically see Yunho as someone who's willing to bottom for/with women but otherwise we see this EXACTLY the same way. Especially what you said about Jihyo having fun watching Sana with Yunho 😭😭 She'd LOVE that. And Yunho, as you said, would be so unashamed because he's just thrilled he gets to be used by these two gorgeous girls.

#A++ #Incredible and amazing #Carousel anon #Sana smut #Jihyo smut #Yunho smut #Ateez smut

[rayllurn]

"I'm glad we can be here together. Looking at the stars."

#why yes i did cry whilst making this #like look at them they are so freaking cute! #the way they callum nuzzles into her #and then the way rayla lifts her head up for a sec and then goes right back down?? #A++ #rayllum #the dragon prince #tdp #tdp spoilers #tdp s5 spoilers

[overthinkingfeathers]

As someone who occasionally shares writing with the public, I can’t judge someone for missing a typo, but what a mistake to leave for three days and counting. 

#Not games #Writing #The quote as written in other articles was 'thrown into the woods like a bag of trash' but I find this one much funnier #A++

[peppercornpress]

Kimi no Tonari — by Butterfly Cafe (Mamu)… is a freakin’ Masterpiece.

This is my NaruHina book report that NOBODY asked for. But... I can't help myself. Link to BOOK. I just can’t keep quiet about this one!!

Summary:

The story takes place almost a decade after the fourth shinobi war where Naruto is in his late twenties and bemoaning single life. Naruto started to hang out around Team 8 several years before the start of the story… just coincidentally mingling with peers who are still single, and finds himself particularly drawn toward Hinata’s company. Except—This is an AU where Naruto flat-out dumps Hinata after the Pein-attack, and Hinata is haunted by his blunt words of rejection. To complicate matters, Naruto doesn’t remember ever rejecting her and is confused and frustrated whenever Hinata LOUDLY and REPEATEDLY friend-zones him.

Why I think this is a masterpiece:

A super simple premise that's executed perfectly. Best Friends to Lovers Trope (Idiots to lovers, more like). Mutual Pining.

Witty, snappy, and FUN dialogue. So many laugh-out-loud moments.

Artful use of flash-forwards gives the reader a peek into an upcoming scene that sets the tone for the chapter.

A slow-burn romance with WONDERFUL pacing!!!!

A really good fight!!!!! A well-earned, and well-overdue couples-fight!!! Naruto and Hinata spend way too much time together, so the big fight they have that changes their relationship in the middle of this story is EPIC. BRUTAL. INSANE. They both call each other out and say things that cut DEEP. And more importantly, the way they make up and talk things out felt really realistic. There are holes in their arguments, and they brush things under the rug a bit, highlighting how hard it is for friends to become lovers. It also sets them up for their last and final misunderstanding that ultimately leads to them finally talking things out and confessing toward each other. It makes their final scenes together so satisfying.

Hilarious OC characters that test the couple’s patience/relationship. (Hinata's goofy admirer? Naruto's bothersome fangirls? The flamboyant shopkeeper that sells sexy dresses? They're a riot! I loved them!!)

CHARACTER GROWTH!!! Rewarding character growth!!

TEAM 8 being FED UP with both Naruto and Hinata. Kiba was the real MVP of this story. Honestly, HE should be Hokage. HUMPH!!!

Throughout the story, Naruto keeps saying 'My place is by your side' to Hinata (Title of this book). In the beginning, it sounds platonic... especially since he says it to highlight what great friends they are. But the more Naruto says it, the more impactful and romantic it gets as their relationship changes over the course of the story.

The ending is beautiful. I know it must be really hard to end a slow-burn love story, but this one just sticks the landing.

Mamu's known for her other slow-burn BFFs-to-Lovers fic you can read on her Pixiv account for free, but this one is like... a more refined version of that story. The ending especially is what makes this fic shine~!!

Here’s Mamu’s PIXIV-available story that is similar to ‘Kimi no Tonari’… but it’s set right after Naruto get’s his prosthetic arm, so blank-period NaruHina. Bff to lovers.

#Naruhina book report #mamu #each page was PEAK entertainment #A++

[faffreux]

had the pistachio latte from starbucks and can confirm from what I know that Fawful would love this

#IT ACTUALLY TASTES LIKE PISTACHIOS #A++ #fawfultalk

[cdyssey]

As much as I love post-apology Rebecca, pre-apology Rebecca is so much fun ANSNDNS. She’s such an asshole. <3

#maggie blogs #s: ted lasso #I looooove when a girlboss is mean and secretly hurt on the inside #a++

[misswoozi]

So remember 1000 years ago when I suggested Somin and Jaehyun having car sex? Well imagine that happening because she's in the backseat doing the splits to tease him while trying to drive 🎮

dude... here's the thing... Jaehyun is a very attractive Aquarius man (who is frequently written by others as being a confident dom) but I've always kindaaaa loved the idea of him being kind of... easily flustered?? Impatient?? A bit of a simp overall?

so yeah, I fuck heavily with the idea of Somin trying to seduce him, trying to get him worked up enough to pull the car over and fuck her in the backseat. I think she's used to a more traditionally dominant partner and so him being a bit softer and a bit more WEAK to her is something that she would love. the power would give her a huge confidence boost.

#A++ #somin smut #jaehyun smut #xbox anon #nct smut #kard smut

[mumblehumble]

Just here to say that Niall is doing an A+ promo.

#A++ #niall #the show

[barbaragenova]

When someone is suppressed, restrained or otherwise pushed into a corner, the aggressor tends to assume unlimited power. The feeling of isolation and power imbalance gives the oppressor a form of momentum - as long as they can control the rules of the system, they are unstoppable, able to bend and crack someone to their will, even as onlookers attempt to intervene. This kind of loathsome creature — call them an aggressor, a bully, a narcissist, it’s up to you — thrives on belief, and seems so poisonous because they appear to be able to get away with anything. The pain they cause and the obviousness of their malice is obvious to anyone operating outside of the system, but it’s very difficult to break in and even harder to break out.

ed zitron

#ed zitron #substack #newsletter #a++