Phil: Rich, I tell you! [Leans into the mic] 64 coins.
Tina: Rich! [The admins start taking the coins back] NOOOOO! Stop-you wouldn't, you wouldn't! No! Please! I was meant to be rich!
Phil: [Tries to get more coins out of the ATM] Ohhh, quickly, before it's too late!
Tina: I was made to be rich! You... you don't want to see women succeed, do you?
Phil: [Cracks up]
Tina: This is fine. I understand! Let the men be rich! Let Badboyhalo take it all in a week! I understand! Fine! Oh my god.... This is unbelievable. I deserve this money! I cheated the system fair and square!
Thinking about how when natasia demetriou was asked why she thinks people like nadja so much she immediately said "she's the best. She's complex, she's a woman, she's got a big fat pussy"
i know theres probably some technical reason why larry has braviary instead of squawkabilly as a normal/flying type in his gym rematch but i am reading it like its some sort of hidden character info. deciding that yeah. larry would football tackle someone for one of his friends. he would go down swinging for one of his buddies. put his briefcase down. roll up his sleeves. and just throw the nastiest right hook in paldea. and then go right back to larrying like he didnt just break someones jaw.
imagine if donnie put a button in the turtle tank that literally does fuck all on purpose.
Like he hits it with such force when he goes to show it to his brothers so they're like 'ooh he's being all dramatic this must be good' and then it,.. does absolutely nothing.
"Did it.. not work?"
"No, my tech works perfectly. It's not supposed to do anything. I just wanted to be able to press a button without it correlating to anything in the turtle tank for fun."
bonus if it's used for a gag in a later episode, where once again, someone hits the button all dramatically and then it does NOTHING. and then they're like "oh that's The Useless Button" and then it replays the animation of whoever it was but hitting a DIFFERENT button that second time
I can’t with the Trolls community on TikTok I just saw someone in the comments of a video saying “how did Spruce turn into that??” like babe get on Poppy’s level in front of God and her boyfriend she called Bruce a dilf 
My friend watching me eat an entire bowl of just sliced black olives: here’s the thing is that. I’m trying to find a way to put this not badly. You’re not really trying to get anyone to like you romantically
Shout out to the girl in my physical science class who looked at me in sheer discust and fear as I explained to her that it's common to eat deer, quail, frog, and gator down here in Flordia. God bless your little New Yorker heart
When Haley Heynderickx said If you don't go outside well nothing's gonna happen she'll never write her number on a crumpled up napkin she'll never be your ego she'll never be a bandit she'll never get to eat you like your heart's a pomegranate
she really said look you lonely lesbos you wont meet hot singles in your area if you dont LEAVE YOUR ROOM