#BTW I DONT SHIP THEM THIS IS JUST A JOKE

[welcometogrouchland]

Do you think Luz and Hunter ever banter about their respective deaths w/ each other post canon. Like they have a "who wore it better" discussion but it's "who had the best resurrection over a 48 hour period?". Do you think they (emo shits) listen to Dead by MCR and go "haha you that one time", taking turns for who is, in fact, dead. Do you think the Eda, Darius and Camila are simultaneously suffering from unexplainable heart palpitations on the other side of the house???

#the owl house #toh #hunter toh #luz noceda #the more i think about luzs patches on her outfit in the epilogue #the more i think about how it implies that Luz and Hunter are still Super Fucking Close #just not as singularly dependant as they were in TTT bc they dont see themselves as unlovable monsters anymore #(and I'm mentally linking this with my unpublished meta abt how the wittebros and clawthorne sisters drama could've been avoided- #-if they were less dependent and had more thriving found families but that's like a whole different thing. anyway) #do you think that when they hang out (either one on one or in a group setting) they do this. make everyone uncomfortable w/ it #amity willow and gus just looking at them like please. we know its a joke but please. we are asking you to endure it #and they're like ENDURE THESE NUTS HAHAHA. then they both have to leave for their 3 o clock therapy appointments downtown #💛i think they do 💜 #^ not ship btw

[kishdoodles]

Not to retread the meme I just made but I promised Vitalasy <3

#thiS IS A JOKE BTW I DONT ACTUALLY SHIP THEM #literally just DONT SHOW SUBZ THIS. DONT #mcyt #lssmp #lifesteal smp #vitalasubz #subtalasy #mcytshipping #art #tagged the ship for filtering purposes #vitalasy #itzsubz #purple duo #purpleduo #edit jan 2023: i ship it now btw. whatever

[birdricks]

birdrick withdrawals.

#someone put me on a drip #PLLLLEAAASSEEEEEE CAN WE GET THEM BACK AGAIN. FOR FUCKING REAL. #i dont ask for much just a few little moments. #TBFFFF tho we actually have been getting fed well this season. COMPARATIVELY #one episode w bp…. and a clip.. and rick mentioning him. Real #guys we can still win this #affirmations guys. manifest it with me #BTW i hate to sound like. annoying fan crying abt their ship not being in every ep lol #mostly when im like this im just joking like idgaf whatt hey do in the show #but im also just extreemmely autistic abt it lol #this shit plagues me daily. i have to say things abt it sometimes or i die

[twosnails4eva]

hey . i made more

i am so not normal about them i wont even deny it anymore

#two tpot #tpot two #tpot #tpot fanart #object show #osc #osc art #object show community #object show oc #the power of two #2snails #<< their ship name.. #if you think you are two's biggest fan you are so wrong. I am twos biggest fan #/half joke btw i dont care if you like them as much as me you just cant like them more than me because thats inpossible. #<< ALSO /HALF JOKING i seriously dont mind #komet art #two tag

[medicasino]

would you guys be mad if i posted jel x reth yaoi

#affie txt #DONT KILL ME IM MLM THE YAOI BIT IS A JOKE I SWEAR #but im sorry i... started shipping them for some reason and i am kind of obsessed with them #I think jelreth is a cute ship name for them . I have no idea why i started shipping them i just love these guys and think they should kiss #do i dare put this in the palia tag . #Idk but i will draw them someday. Also theyre so t4t btw

[cashclown]

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#//this is unrelated to everything jsjfjs #//but i love. ships that start out as jokes. #//bc every time. EVERY TIME it becomes not a joke #//mamm and a certain rockstar ange-- *gets shot* #//generally i think any mamm ship would suck shit (it Does Not Care abt other people + is probably using its partner for money) #//its hard to get along with when it isnt putting up a front for publicity's sake #//but if someone is on its level. it'll still use them for money but also it occasionally SPENDS money on them (WOAH!!!!) #//and not in like an “investing in your future profitability” way but like #//“i thought youd like this dont ever say a fucking word about this to anyone bye” #//bc greed isnt JUST abt the money yk. its just mamm's main interest jsjfjdjfj #//anyway #ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴠᴇʀʏ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ $$$ ooc. #//no reason for why i put this in the tags btw. just felt right

[reel-fear]

one day I'll go insane and release a 234 page essay on why I love Wheatley X GLaDOS so much and its underrated and Love as a construct [link] is the best fanfiction I've ever read as long as u stop reading After chapter 26 bc imo after that it gets a bit repetitive and jumps the shark a bit and if u see the tags u might understand KJNSDFGKJNFDSD

but the very basics of it, is it's that two very bad people with a ton of truama learning to become better via each other <3. Also its weirdly disliked by a lot of portal fans for being... Abusive,,, which is hilarious considering both Wheatley and GLaDOS are canonical abusers who may regret their actions by the end sure but are still on some level very abusive people to Chell. I think that's also one of the reasons I love Gladley just bc it doesn't feel like Chell has to get into a relationship with these two people that canonically I think she's absolutely had enough of dealing with.

#ramblez #portal 2 #gladley #wheatdos #they are t4t they are both bi they both dont identify as those things bc they have no idea what they mean #they are both awful people and they love each other so much they become better #they are both the victims of their own stupid actions and truama and got countless people killed- #they both hate humans/generally do not care for them #Im just saying the fandom sleeps on it hard. #and its the like the number one portal 2 ship for me forever nothing else even compares #GLaDOS was in love with Chell and she treated her awfully time to move on bitch #Chell doesnt owe either of them a second chance shes going off to lead her own life now good for her #Wheatley is the cringe fail malewife and GLaDOS girlbosses every day #Wheatley mansplains and manipulates and GLaDOS gaslights and gatekeeps- #I literally could write an essay on that fic btw its like literally my favorite fic ever #not joking at all its one of the best pieces of fiction Ive ever read #that fic got me through so much in life #its handling of abuse both in the past and in the present oh its so good but not heavyhanded but not so subtle its unaddressed #theres so many plot points in it I just want to disect and talk abt but I dont wanna spoil it here so AAAAA idk maybe for another post- #I also wanted to rant on how Wheatley is in fact an awful and really mean person and the fandom doesnt really address that a lot #but like I've said omg this post is getting long already for another time maybe-

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

i love these ship name polls so mucj because you can TELL just by looking in the notes who claims to be in the fandom and hasnt actually watched the show. some of these are so obvious guys. pointing at the d.px.d/c fans like. you guys have not actually watched danny phantom and it shows

#IM SORRY. THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EBER AND HAS BEEN FOR SO LONG. I CAN BE A LITTLE PRETENTIOUS ABOUT IT. #like. GUYS theyre literally called skulktech. if u are in the dp fandom and have not seen ultimate enemy dont even fukcjng TALK to me #thats the most important episode ever #AND I SAW SOMEONE CONFUSED OVER PHANTOM ROCKER. #thats #like #theres literally a rockstar ghost its SO easy to figure that one out. just from context clues #even the more ''obscure'' names. if u do not know pitch pearl. come on. i know that was mkre of a 2014 thing but COME ONNNNNNN #its just so deeply engrained into me that i cannot imagine not knowing them #the names of the CLASSIC ships. i know amethyst ocean fucking sucks as a name. but its the one thats like actually canon #guys i really wanna talk abt danny phantom can you tell. #i admit i was wrong about superfun but like FOR GOOD REASON. YOU HAVE SUPER DANNY AND FUN DANNY. WHY IS IT NOT CALLED SUPERFUN #<< if u are wondering btw. the actual name for them is heroic amusement. what the fuck. #the alt name is the great divide which is better bc it sounds cooler but COME ONNNN super fun was right there. #CAN I JUST SAY. I FUCKING HATE THAT AMETHYST OCEAN IS THE OFFICIAL NAME FOR DANNY AND SAM BECAUSE THE ALT NAME IS FAKEOUT MAKEOUT #AND THATS SOOOO MUCH BETTER. COME ONNNNN #THATS A JOKE THEY USE IN THE SHOW. COME ON. #im sorry im a dpxdc hater. i dont want to be. but its ALL i ever see in the tag anymore and im tireeddddd #im sure its good. im sure its really good. i can see it. i get it. but so many of u have not watched the show and thats just soooooooooo. #augh. let me be a little pretentious about dp. please #do not claim to know my boy if all u have ever seen of him is the fandom perception!!!!@ #because a lot of the time!!! fanon danny is worse!!!!!! the fandom made him so. flat. like hes just an angst puppet now. #either that or Generic Superhero Boy. #like youve taken away all his personality....... i miss my boy #do u even know he loves space. do u even know he wrote an essay on the purpleback gorilla. do u even know he backwashes soda. #sorry...... i love him #BADGER CEREAL. LIKE. I HATE THAT AS A SHIP EBEN IF IT IS PLATONIC BUT LIKE. THE NAME. GUYS. ITS. LITERALLY IN THE FIRST EPISODE HES IN. #GUYS. I KNOW YOU ALL KNOW WHO VLAD IS. HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN BITTER REUNIONS.

[sonknuxadow]

do you feel like movie sonknux got like really weird after sonic movie 2? I mean I still see some ppl ship the movie version of sonic & knuckles and I was like "oh god no they're siblings"

tbh i never really got actually into movie sonknux even before the movie came out because i kind of had a feeling that they might do something that made movie sonknux weird. and well *insert screenshot of robotnik saying "look at that. i was right"*

and i guess you could argue "well they never SAID theyre brothers" and who knows maybe im wrong but it seems obvious to me that theyre going down the route of tails and knuckles becoming part of the family? so im just. not really comfortable with the idea of shipping sonknux in the movie universe. i still like sonknux in the games comics etc though because those are set in different universes and dont even imply a familial relationship between sonic and knuckles but im just gonna have to say no thanks to movie sonknux

#sonic movie spoilers #sonic 2 spoilers #asks #and i feel similarly about movie sonadow like joking about how theyre gonna be gay is fine thats whatever #but every time i see people becoming actually invested in movie sonadow im just like #Did you guys learn nothing from the sonknux enjoyers who posted a bunch of ship stuff before the movie came out #and now regret it immensely because they may or may not be brothers #< not saying liking movie sonadow makes you a bad person or anything btw #i just dont get why people are already wanting to ship them when we dont know anyhting about their dynamic #and i also find it annoying that some people are treating shadow like hes a potential love interest and nothing else #but whatever thats a topic for another post

[evilmagician430]

happy yuri monday to the happy couple

#for all those who have NOT been simply psychically reading my thoughts for the past year or so: #this is my awesome venturiantale ship called sueren. well its new for all of you but not me cause ive been shipping them for a while #just in my head #i think it mightve started as a joke to myself but i dont remember? #by now i just genuinely believe that Sue Acachalla Gmod Roleplay and Cywren Caster Fallout Tale would really like eachother. nuff said #plus another factor is just that it would probably piss off you-know-who (plural) #and i want more of that energy in my venturiantale posts. #posts that give the frye brothers lethal radiation poisoning #venturiantale #taleblr #yuri monday #crossover ship #kindof #a fallout tale #cywren caster #sue acachalla #i changed the way i draw her a little bit. her hair is a little messy cause she didnt pin it up before putting her mask on #after drawing sue in this i moved onto cywrens outfit and found myself googling 'how do not emo people dress' which wasnt helpful btw #but i figured it out eventually #get ready for more drawings of these 2 cause i drew a bunch of them. #i'll be posting tomorrow is all i'm sayin #i just realized i fucked up the tags cause i forgot when typing the first few that typing actual quotes makes a new tag #just know i said this is my 'new' venturiantale ship but with double quotes so it got fucked up #images that are horrid to see and look at

[bumbleblurr]

head in my hands I hate u speed racer reference on blurrs tfwiki page I hate u

#the number of times its made ppl legitimately think blurr & bee are siblings is unreal #one time i saw someone make a video edit of those 2 and i was like :D! #and then they Fucking. put that screenshot at the beginning of it to be like THEYRE SIBLINGS DONT SHIP THEM #and it ruined my day #and on deviantart theres a lot of old comments on blurrb art there #that say theyre siblings too #like girl no theyre not they literally aren't 😭 #AND IT KEEPS HAPPENING STILL #like. i get it if someone isnt that familiar with tfwiki and dont realize that all image captions are jokes #but girl this still happens too much like look at other tfwiki pages besides just 1 singular page already goddamn #plus im p sure theres more image captions on blurrs page that would help someone realize theyre all jokes anyway #idk i just hate how much confusion that caption has caused and i wish i could just change it but thats against the wiki rules </3 #i should be grateful this is the amount if discourse the ship gets bc ppl never think abt blurrb when arguing abt bee ships for some reason #nobody thinks of them except me and like 15 other ppl here #ppl do forget the pairing exists legitimately #which to me its like how has them being a duo romantically or platonically never crossed ur mind at all. how #whatever tho that means discourse does not rlly exist beyond ppl getting confused abt that caption #crossing my fingers that i did not just jinx this now #and that someone wont immediately post abt how blur/bee is problematic based on made up not real info #btw this post is not for pr0shippers i am not ur side go fuck off #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦

[lesbiansanemi]

So like yes yes I understand that sometimes that character is a little too aggressively heterosexual and there is a desire to come to the conclusion that they are a closeted queer overcompensating but sometimes… I think y’all gotta accept that certain characters just are so overwhelming Straight in every capacity

#this is about zenitsu btw lmao #im so sorry like every time I see him being shipped with a guy I lose my mind it feels so forced gjjfdkdkk #ALSO THIS POST IS A JOKE #DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY #but sometimes characters are just miserable little cishets and it’s okay to make fun of them for it lmao #kaz rambles

[jackals-ships]

anyways jackal 100% off handedly makes some comment about him being hot when he's doing murder an lotor walks in like. RIGHT as they're saying it and it's just like "👁️👁️" "👁️👁️" "........i can explain-" "Can you starlight?"

#jackals barks #ship: villainous things #some nsft in tags btw so y'know under 18 avert your eyes. or dont im not a cop <- JOKING DON'T @ ME #that like 1000% turns into a thing he brings up later all smug and he bullies them about it an theyre just 'im gonna beat your ass-' #'oh so its MY fault now you have a kink for murder-' 'I DO NOT-' 'a blood kink then' '..........fuck you-'

[the-acid-pear]

Tbh I'm really not a big fan of Travis/Laura for two reasons, one is bc he's MY meow meow but also they just... don't have that sort of chemistry. Travis is super respectful with her AND she's already with Max and they are super cute together ://

#luly talks #godspeed to those who do ship it but like... eh :/ #i bet i will grow to despite this ship tho LOL #first reason is a joke btw like even if i was super possessive of my favs and shit like that im still poly so lol #like i just... dont like the idea of this old ass cop simping over the girl with a bf he KIDNAPPED like yall know what im saying? #its just kinda gross and weird :// esp w how much laura fucking hates him (rightfully so #like it just doesn't sit well with me!!!!! I'll still rb art of it bc i love them but i hate the ship 😋 kwgsndhd

[fellcharas]

Needless to say, ERRORINK for ship bingo!

#inkling.asks #the 'theyre absolutely terrible and perfect for each other' and 'people that ship them need therapy' are jokes btw #also!!! for 'concept is more appealing than execution' #what i mean by that is i feel the concept is a lot better than how people execute it #especially since its mainly a fanon thing #so running with their canon concepts i feel like they would work very very very well together #however their relationship turns out; platonic or more #i just dont see it executed in the way i see it very often lol

[lesbianmagolor]

whenever i see marriage art of gay ships 70% of the time people will pick one of them to wear a dress and the other to wear a suit. you guys are heteronormative COWARDS!!! GIVE THEM BOTH DRESSES!!!!!!!!

#/j lh #dont take this seriously or in a mean way you guys continue living your truths and shit #i just keep seeing art where only one has a dress and decided to make a joke out of it #because i vote we let them BOTH wear dresses #same thing goes reversed for lesbian ships btw. let them both wear suits if they want to #we dont need one dress and one suit we can do two of each cmon