Can you imagine what the average Teen High student probably thinks of Scary?
First, this girl and her band release an (admittedly banger) song fucking ripping into school darling Holly Smith, that girl who got crushed by a vending machine. And she makes FUN of her death in the song???? AND calls the song “Dead and Gone”????? It’s so Not Okay?????
Then, a few months later, other school darling Erica Drippins reveals on her true crime podcast that Scary Marlowe straight-up murdered the principal???
And THEN, you hear that that weird mascot kid’s house caught on fire and, oh yeah, Scary fucking Marlowe was seen at the crime??? And barely two hours later she’s posing with the creepy eldritch mayor she yelled at weeks ago, getting paid a shit ton of money for an “ice cream fundraiser” that the school definitely isn’t running????
It goes quiet for a bit, UNTIL Scary Marlowe gets sponsored by RED BULL for….doing the ice bucket challenge and a backflip. While acting really, REALLY weird. Oh, and she mentions that the weird mascot kid is her husband??? It’s unclear if she’s joking
Oh yeah and then she fUCKING GOES TO SPACE WITH WEIRD MASCOT KID AND GUMTOUCHER PISSFOOT AND JOKER KID AND the incredibly cool and popular anime teen!!!!!
So at this point, she’s definitely killed at least one person, maybe two, possibly committed arson, gone to space, and entered a polyamorous marriage with the weirdest amalgamation of people in school.
It dies down for a bit. UNTIL. She and her husbands (?) and a bunch of adults show up at the career fair and the FBI AND THE MAYOR COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND ATTACK THEM???? And then the Family Guy cast is there??? And a giant dog flies in and starts wailing on people??? And the dog. The dog bites off the Mayor’s arm, and some random old guy fucking PUNCHES HER HEAD OFF OF HER BODY. And then they all fly out on the dog!!!!!
And that’s the last time anyone sees Scary for an unspecified amount of time, so. Scary is a polyamorous murderer/arsonist/astronaut wanted by the FBI???
I mean the gossip at Teen High must be off the charts
Ok but the fucking whiplash of laughing at “I don’t like any kind of potato”, being like hell yes what does the next song have in store for me and getting fucking heartbroken listening to Fairytale
Butthole Ricochet just dropped Sophomore Slump so please forgive me as I proceed to be very not normal about an imaginary band's very real album for the foreseeable future
dead and gone from the sophomore slump ep is confirmation for dyke scary sorry guys holly smith x scary marlowe enemies to enemies in a lesbian longing way idk what to tell you beth may told me herself
obsessed with sophomore slump it’s actually so good. dead and gone is a lesbian rivals anthem. fairytale is fucking heartbreaking. the henry rock rocks in worst thing in the world is hope.
trying out the brushes and tools in toonsquid before i start working on a glenn animatic thingy, so you get some gothcleats
im kinda playing around with my designs for both of them rn so this is very messy lol and i just wanted to draw scary with scene hair, this is their early season 2 dynamic pretty sure
(drew this while listening to sophmore slump on repeat btw, specifically The Devil I Know (Potato))
Where are my Dungeons and Daddies fans? Beth, Freddie, and Maxton dropped the highly anticipated Butthole Ricochet album “Sophomore Slump” today and I am OBSESSED! The elder emo in me couldn’t help myself, so here’s my cover of “Secret Admirer”