#Citric rambles

[bytebun]

sour candy could fix me

#I love you sour keys gummy worms cola candy citrus flavours #I don’t have any :( #bytebun rambles #citric acid…….

[thatsmistertoyou]

every day I learn about a new ‘side’ of tiktok against my will

#I was reminded of watertok today #my extremely sensitive digestive system when I guzzle down 3 giant stainless steel tumblers of radioactive blue liquid #full of artificial sweeteners and sugar alcohols and basically pure citric acid: #please just drink some water #me: sorry babe the girlies said it’s still water 💁‍♀️ #die mad 💁‍♀️ #michelle rambles

[citricchatter]

The live slug reaction meme is the only meme that sends me into a rage, I can't stand that fuckin' guy

#meme #text post #ramblings #citric posts

[coffee-bat]

imagine buying lemonade at a café and it turns out to be water with citric acid

#i spent money on this!! i was thorsty and now i can barely fucking drink this thing #everything stings feels like frostbite on the lips💀 #i'd ask for my money back but the place didn't CLAIM that it had lemon juice in it.. #ramble #i know citric acid powder is sometimes used in cooking but i don't think it should be used in this density #cause holy shit it stings

[gemharvest]

Cleaning battery corrosion is kinda fun tbh.

#ramblings #i like when it fuzzes when i put on the citric acid :3c its really pleasing #im not gonna post the pics here since idk if any of yall need me to tag it but GOD she was corroded bad #<- opened a nib dancing pinkie pie my parents got me a couple years back to replace the old one i had when i was like 3 that broke #and by nature of it being nib and having a try me function it was basically guaranteed to be corroded to hell #i got lucky and only 2 out of the 4 batteries were corroded but one was so bad that it was stuck in the compartment... ew

[rice-pudding-slaps]

update on my covid palate: my favourite tea tastes like medicine I will jump out a window

#rice rambles #IS NOT MY FAULT I LIKE CITRIC STUFF #EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE SHIT I WANT TO CRY

[organcollect0r]

Mmmm. The taste of lidocaine…

#Rambles #it tastes bad guys. Its like concentrated citric acid but w o r s e

[cosmic-orange-milkshake]

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[loveoaths]

@slayersaided asked: 💗 has my muse ever been in love? (gives you a chance to talk about sengen & sabigiyuu) // mentioned: @kyousei

LOVE ?! when did things start moving so fast ?!

❛    I —  I don't know ? We just started dating a few months ago, and I've never dated anyone before, and —  and —     ❜ he sputters, sun-tanned hands wringing so tight they momentarily whiten. ❛    I don't know. I don't know that love can be named so easily. Naming things makes them real. So to call it love before you're certain. . .    ❜ it would be dooming them to fail, right ? senjuro can't stand the thought; it makes his stomach curdle. ❛    I. . . don't know if I'm in love with Genya-kun. I only know how I feel when we're together.    ❜

grip on fingers loosens. senjuro's shoulders drop away from his neck, thoughts of genya pulling him away from his anxious stirrings. how do i feel around genya ? that's an easy question.

❛   What I feel for Genya-kun is. . .    ❜ he fishes in his pocket and pulls out something: a small orange, fresh and unpeeled. ❛   Like what I feel about oranges.    ❜. senjuro sits on the edge of the engawa and kicks his feet. gently, thumbnails are pressed into the orange's peak, puncturing the rind with a mist of citric aroma. ❛    A slice of a good orange can cut through any bad day. The tang washes the day away.   ❜

he inhales deeply, lips parting to taste summer on his tongue. carefully the rind is peeled back and the flesh split into delicate quarters. senjuro runs the tip of his index over the pale seams rivuleting aromatic skin until he finds what he's looking for: the perfect slice. he lifts it between index and thumb and taps it against his smiling mouth. ❛   But a perfect, cold, orange slice, tart and sweet and sharp all at once, it reminds you why you're alive. The only point to life is to be happy. To eat good food with people you love and who love you back. To eat and drink and sleep and take care of each other. . . because we're made to be happy, I think. That is what we all work so hard for. We're made for love.    ❜

soft lips press thoughtfully against the orange slice for a moment; then, he realizes how long he's been rambling, and senjuro flushes and shoves the orange slice in his mouth and chews, flustered and trying to smile without choking. he fails.

❛   I guess what I'm trying to say is, when we're together, I finally believe I deserve more out of life, and I want Genya-kun to b-b-believe that too. I don't know if that's love, but I do know I uhm, I want to keep feeling like this. For as long as he'll have me.  ❜

#hey sen? sen? that's maybe called love buddy #i will answer for sabigiyuu tomorrow... if i make icons #slayersaided #answered. #answered: senjuro. #he's still figuring it out dont' judge him too hard for not making sense

[sadeyedcritter]

film diary, pt. 1: The Devil Wears Prada

im making this a ramble site,

and so i watched the 'devil wears Prada' today, and im not really sure if it picked it protagonist right.

i mean, for me it just falls flat on its ass with the payback. i don't care for the main protagonist at all? it feels so overplayed and stereotypical that i can barely see andy as an actual person. i don't like her nor most of the characters, that are made kinda sympathetic?? later on. i think that Miranda could make an interesting main character, but she's not. the film is not about her, its about andrea.

also, how come i see no love for Nigel?? he's literally the only singular character i liked.

that's that for characters i cared about. i mean dont even get me started on that bs writer guy(whom i dont care to remember the name of),

like shut the fuck up and throw your self off a bridge into citric acid, you shallow himbo piece of shit.

ughh yeaah, im not saying taht the main character is some sort of villain, because she isnt. but again, i think my dislike for her just comes from the fact that she feels really shallow in a lot of the nice moments. for me and we don't really see her feeling even a bit bad about hooking up with yhe writer guy, i mean her bf didn't even know, right?

the entire end had bit too smudged edges, like it was going out of breath, trying to turn the characters around. uhhh that being said im sure this movie has an appel with people who like shows like sex in city or relationship driven reality shows, good for them!

oh i WON'T SHUT up about what they did to my boy Nigel, nuh uh!!!!!

on a last note, the movie was certainly not for me, but it still managed to be entertaining even with characters i didn't quite care about, would not watch again, but not a waste of time.

JUSTICE FOR NIGEL!!

#devil wears prada

[oldallzyfontarchive]

Am I your favorite tumblr user

is ruby chocolate considered a new kind of chocolate or is it just a marketing trick developed in order to increase sales

#the answer is citric acid #allzy rambles

[citricchatter]

I love Assassin's Creed Odyssey, there's panty shots for the men too

#text post #assassins creed #sleepy rambles #citric posts

[chickenmcnuggies]

I got sick of having to hunt down the voice lines and replay them over and over bc i kept forgetting which one was which so I just bit the bullet and started writing them all down in a text doc

#ramblings #especially since citric composer is not. the best functioning program in the world #which is what i use to open the BCSAR file containing all the music and voice clips

[chiafett-moved]

Okay okay okay I have unlocked something. I studied in a group. I hung out with @rippedfisto I’ve nearly completed my to-do list. I’m hardly even tired. I am GOING TO WALMART TOMORROW. I am thriving. 

#don't mind me i just found out how to make my meds work better #the trick is to stop having them with anything with citric acid/vitamin c #ANYHOW #mikey rambles #not sw

[toffee-rambles]

I've scrolled through the technoblade tag for longer than I care to admit and burnt my tongue with citric acid, i think that's as far as I'm getting today

#rambles 🍪 #citric acid is what makes sour sweets sour btw #I'm simping for the pig man #I blame the magcraft lot and mainly lime #but yeah not really up for much today so imma just sit here n vibe

[cafedanslanuit]

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#i really wanna write today but... #yesterday by gallbladder acted up and i ended up hugging the sink the entire afternoon #or maybe it is gastritis? #can't go to the hospital bc our health system is collapsed and it would be more dangerous to go there since i could contract the c virus #so my mom called her friend's husband who is a doctor and he prescribed some meds #like i'm feeling better but my whole body is hurting and i feel so so so drained #but laying in bed all day is a no no for my mental health #sigh #i'm drinking medicinal tea rn hoping it can help but honestly i'm gonna be so pissed if it's gastritis because i live for greasy #spicy #and citric things #i just realize i said hugging the sink i meant hugging the toilet HAHA #the doctor said it's probably because i'm pretty stressed out #so yeah do a vibe check once in a while kids #stress is your one true enemy #i wanna write but i feel so draaaaaained ;-; #allie rambles