#DEEEEEEEEEE

[thetrolltolls]

dee in the gang gets new wheels

#😍😳🤩🤩🤩❤️‍🔥💖💕💖💞💓💗💓 #DEEEEEEEEEE #SHE EATS BOX!!!!!! #THIS LOOK WAS UNREAL AND FOR WHAT!!!!!!! #For my viewing pleasure i guess! #i'm looking in the most sinful and disrespectful ways #as if the outfit wasn't enough then she SITS LIKE THAT....... COME ON #posting this first thing this morning Good morning people #dee reynolds #the gang gets new wheels #mac mcdonald #frank reynolds #charlie kelly #it's always sunny in philadelphia #iasip

[basic-bitch-alkali]

hey girl are you alkaline KMnO3? because youre the only alkali i remember *finger guns* *i am failing chemistry* *send help*

ladgbaatbhsgryiuokasn

*cat is here to help you*

#asks #deeeeeeeeee #my lovely moots

[florsial]

HEY HI GOOD NEWS!!!!

basically i got plant babies :))) and imm returning the favor and asking you to be their godparent <33

I got a sage bby, a peppermint bby and a oregano bby, yes im aware they're all herbs im the one that chose them lol they smell super niceee

Also id like help naming them if ud want to? And also any tips you might have on keeping them alive idk. Ill resort to google eventually :,)

i love them vry much heehee. how are my godbabies while were on this topic??

(im still thinking about ur fanfic tbh. Im plotting)

BSISVEI SISNQUENFHW. AAAAA I’D BE SO HONOREDDDDDDD 🙌🙌🙌🙏🙏🙏🙏🫡🫡👌

HERBS TOO??? AMAZING TASTE FRRRRRRR 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 I LOVE PEPPERMINTTTTT

NAMING TGEM TOOO HOLY AHITTT 😭😭😭😭 YOUR THE SWEETEST, ONE CHOICE CAN BE TO NAME THE HERBS DIFFERENT SHADES OF GREEN FOR FUN OR ADOPTION SITES ARE VERY HELPFULLL FOR PICKING NAME BUT HERE ARE SOME OF MY IDEAS

The peppermint bby: Penelope (Best character in the Odyssey 💪💪💪💪)

The Oregano bby: Hermia (simply because she’s my favorite character in a Midsummer Night’s Dream hehehehe)

The Sage bby: Henry (cuz Henry Clerval is my fav character in Frankenstein, and eveyone needs something nice in their life whether it be sage or a good friend) (ur my best friend)

BUT SADLY I SUCK AT KEEPING PLANTS ALIVE SO I CANT HELP IN THAT REGARD IM SORRYYYY 😭😭😭

And ur godbabies are doing as best they can with the knowledge we are moving bedrooms, so they won’t be as high up anymore 😔 They will survive though (they are fake plants ☺️ so they are immortal to me)

(I can’t wait to hear ur ideasssss that fanfic haunts me as I add more pins to the Pinterest board I have for them. I have no life outside them and our conversations)

#I have my tomato plant a funeral once #lovely dee #lovely lovely lovely dee #deeeeee <33333333333333 #deeeeeeeeee <3333333333 #dee being the sweetest person ever #<3333333333

[fullmoonfireball]

it's wednesday and i havent seen ANY waddle wednesday posting on my dash. what is the meaning of this

#Rambles Into The Void #where are my deeeeeeeeees

[ive-tumbled-down-a-rabbit-hole]

Fairy Calls

Meet Cute Monday 47

Masterlist

MCM Masterlist

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As the door shut, Roy breathed out a sigh of relief. Taking a small Lian out was always harder than he anticipated, her never ending curiosity and ability to create mischief was exhausting as he kept her safe from injuring or killing herself. The small girl had a too keen of interest in heights and leaping off into the air. Watching her at the park that afternoon had causing Roy a myriad of mini heart attacks as the girl climbed the climbing frames, slides, swings in unique ways to only launch herself off them catching the interests of other children.

Roy dumped his backpack full of child supplies and Lian bounded off toward the living room with far more energy than she should have in his honest and tired opinion. Smiling to himself while Lian babbled in the living room as she started up playing with her toys, Roy mooched off to start preparing lunch for the pair.

While Roy started to pull ingredients out of the cupboards he felt a small tug on his jeans and heard the long whine of, "Dad-deeeeeeeeee!"

"Hey there Princess."

"I'm hungryyyyyy. I need chocolate."

Chuckling at his daughter, Roy patted her head in response. "Well, I'm not sure you *need* chocolate, but if you're good *and* eat all your dinner I might let you have a treat afterwards."

"But I need it now!"

"Why don't you go play while I finish making dinner?"

"But I'm bored, Daddyyyyyyyyy!"

Closing his eyes and praying to the parenting gods, Roy counted down from 10.

"Here, take my phone and play while I finish making you some pasta."

"Chicken and meatballs?"

Roy cringed at Lian's choice internally but smiled at his daughter. "Sure, if that's what you want today."

With a nod, Lian pranced off with Roy's personal phone in hand, content that her food was being sorted and she had a fun and shiny toy to occupy her mind.

Roy pottered around the kitchen, sorting out the final parts of dinner by draining the pasta and sorting out the source, complete with meatballs and chicken nuggets as he pandered to his wonderful, stubborn daughter and her current 'picky' stage on eating. When he was content that there was sufficient dinner for Lian and something sensible for him, Roy moved the plates to the table to eat. Listening out to his daughter to see where she was he heard her muffled voice… talking to someone else.

Confused, Roy wandered out looking for his child. There shouldn't be anyone within the apartment so the additional voice put him on edge. Looking in the living room he could see Lian's feet popping out of her play tent kicking in the air in a relaxed way. Roy could hear the conversation, or at least Lian's side clearly now as she chatted away about the story she was reading about a princess who didn't want a prince so set up some challenges to put them off. Her favourite part was the giant pet slug.

Relaxing a little more remembering that Lian had his phone and had probably called Kori… or Jason based on the chat about books and princesses. Unless it was Dick but Roy was pretty sure she'd be telling him about climbing a glass tower with toilet plungers rather than the giant slug.

"Baby girl, Princess, food's ready."

Lian twisted out the tent and frowned at him. "Shhhh Daddy! I talking. I eat later."

His eyebrows rose at her tone, but having used a similar argument and tone in the past with Oliver (in front of Lian too) he couldn't completely argue back as the girl darted back into the pink tent. Crouching down, Roy started to shift towards the 'important' call hoping that he'd be able to catch the person on the other end and have his friend convince Lian that she needed food first and the chat could continue later. He might even be able to convince them to pop in tomorrow which would occupy Lian a bit and let him have some space and some decent adult company.

"…mumbles..."

"Oh! That's Daddy. It's munch time but I want to talk to you."

"…mumbles…"

"but you're a fairy!!"

Leaning through the curtain doors into the tent, Roy discovered that in the pink tinted light and surrounded by blankets, cushions and soft toys was his phone on a video call. The person on the other end also happened to be not any of his friends that he knew.

He could easily understand the fairy comment. The woman had flowers woven into her dark hair, there were soft fairy lights surrounding her highlighting plants that she was sitting near. Her sapphire eyes shone in the warm light and her peach lips looked enticing through the small screen. Her skin seemed to sparkle giving the impression of magic. She really did look like a fairy from one of Lian's books.

With the porcelain skin, dark hair and blue eyes the only logic that Roy could conclude that though it wasn't one of *his* Wayne's, it was likely to be one that he didn’t know. Being covered in glitter wouldn't be far off any of the pranks the ex Robins would partake in either so could easily explain her twinkling look. Jason mentioned that Bruce was at it again and this time a girl… What was her name again??

"Hey, Princess, you can talk to Cass later. It's lunch time now." Looking at Cass who currently wore a confused frown on her face. "Sorry about Lian, I gave her my phone. I expected her to talk to Dick or Jay. Thank you for chatting to her though."

"Daaaaaaddy, this not Cass. Who's Cass? Do I got a new auntie? Can Mar-eee-net by my auntie? Or my mum? Can I have a fairy mum pleeeeeease."

"What?!"

"Ummmm, sorry monsieur, Lian called me. I'm Marinette. I errr, I wanted to make sure she was safe and not alone. She came through as a number I didn't recognise but as it was a face call I thought it may have been a friend who was using a different number… rather than your precious gem."

"I'm gem daddy."

Roy rubbed his forehead as a head started to brew.

"Lian, sweetheart, my princess, my baby girl, say goodbye to Marinette and then could you please go to the table and start your lunch. I'll be there in a moment. I just need a quick word with Marinette before I join you."

Glaring up at her dad Lian pouted which he returned in full force. Their silent standoff eventually faded as Lian turned to the strange woman on the screen.

"Bye-bye Miss Fairy-nette. I eat now. You can come visit and play though. We play fairies then."

"Bye little one. Stay safe."

The pair waved to each other as Lian reluctantly went to get lunch. Roy shifted trying to get comfortable in the tiny tent before deciding that it was easier to move outside to have the conversation, not that he wanted a stranger to see his apartment like this. Sadly this woman had charmed his baby and he needed to make sure she wasn't some evil villain wrapped in glitter and cuteness and a soft voice with an adorable accent.

"So my girl called you?"

"Oui!! She was so sweet. I don't think she meant too as she was surprised when I answered. I was going to hang up but she started talking and it felt wrong to hang up on her. I also wanted to check if she was safe and not calling for help."

Feeling indignant at the suggestion that he hurt his precious child Roy growled. "Why would you think that?! I'd NEVER hurt my baby."

Marinette replied sharply, "I know that now! But at the time, late at night a small random child calling me, what else am I to think!? I do not know you or her. I could have been her last chance. I'd rather be wrong thinking the worst and being right and have ignored it"

Roy ran a hand through his hair knocking his cap off before sighing, he couldn't really argue with her logic. Given the horrors he had seen and helped, he supposed that Lian lucked out in calling someone who seemed to care about her despite being a stranger and not some complete creeper.

"You're right, I guess," Roy placed his cap back on his head and watched the woman look away from her phone. The light that hit her cheeks gave them a slight pink tinge if his phone was working properly.

"Wait?! You said at night… it's early evening."

"Not where I am."

Thinking through the facts, Roy could almost kick himself. The lighting, the accent, it was pretty clear she was European, probably French maybe Spanish or potentially Italian from the accent but he didn't trust himself to know it properly.

"And you still answered a stranger's call."

"Umhmm, I was up waiting for a call from my friends to make sure they got home. They sent a message so it's ok."

"Oh."

"What time is it there?"

"Midnight-ish."

"And your partner is happy that you're talking to strangers late at night while waiting for friends to contact you?"

Marinette snorted at Roy's fishing comment but played along anyway, "There'd have to be a partner for that. Plus we all worry if one of us doesn't let the group know they're safe. Sorry if we care about each other."

"Busy night?"

"Could say that. My best friends just got engaged and another got a "little" carried away celebrating with glitter. But I now need to get to my insomniac ways and *you* Mr Lians dad, need to go be with your little Gem."

Roy chuckles lowly in agreement and nods. "Roy and you're right again, I need to get back to my gorgeous girl. Bye Marinette."

"Bye Roy."

Closing the call down, Roy slowly stood up to go eat his cooling dinner. He could easily see how Lian was charmed by her misdial. He did seem a caring person. He had her name and number too.

He may not be part of the world's best detective family, but Roy could still do detective work, and that's what he planned to do. It was for his daughter… obviously, and not that he may have been charmed to.

#maribat au #maribat #dc x mlb #mlb x dc #ml x dc #dc x ml #meet cute #meet cute monday #roynette #roy x marinette #marinette x roy

[kissablening]

oo a oo a dubi duba yaba daba deeeeeeeeee 😫🥰 did you like my song?

well…no!

#.ᐟ ཐིཋྀ⋆ ~ kissy responds

[hinsaa-paramo-dharma]

DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEEEEEEEEEE

hi

OHHH BESTIEE HELOOOO

[purpleknight9k]

ROTTMNT characters as “You could stop at five or six stores”

Donnie: And by the way, the next time I send an audience research report around, you all better read it, or I will sack the fucking lot of you, is that clear?

Raph: Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming~!

Mikey: I am the queen of the universe, and the waves part and they engulf me, and the water is warm!

Leo: Other guys will just feed ya lines, but I’ll take ya to Mickey Deeeeeeeeee’s!

Splinter: A bum. That’s what he is….a BUM!

April: Put brass tacks on your shoes, and know! Where! To! Kick!

#rottmnt #crack #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt raph #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt leo #rottmnt april #rottmnt splinter

[reasoncourt]

some suggestions for your roman death playlist if you vibe with any of them- Coffin Dance by AJJ, Asleep & There Is a Light That Never Goes Out by The Smiths, Suicide Is Painless from MASH & You’re Tender and Your Tired and I’m Not Working by Manic Street Preachers

DEE! DEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Your taste in music is so elite I stg. Added them all. You GET what I’m going for <3

#asks #dee tag

[realdeegeneracy]

i made an incredibly stupid tiktok after a night of binging call of duty and vrchat i am not so much showing it off as much as subjecting y'all to it have fun I suppose? i used comic sans for the culture

#trans pride #transfem #nonbinary #call of duty

[basic-bitch-alkali]

🪄

No, I'm not afraid to disappear

The billboard said, "The end is near"

I turned around, there was nothing there

Yeah, I guess the end is here

#asks #deeeeeeeeee

[spones-in-my-bones]

shoutout to @regulationblues who is the BEST PLANT ALIEN NERD EVER! She is honestly SUCH A GOOD like, a blessed flower child who loves space and is the kindest ever and loves Mark Watney and is KICKBUTT AT MARTIAL ARTS she could kick all of our butts tbh. She is ALSO a FANTASTIC ARTIST LIKE HOW EVEN??? YOUR ANATOMY IS SO GOOD IM CRY FOREVER AND THE EXPRESSIONS AND ALL THE EVERYTHINGSKDJFKSDNKFDJFKDJFN

LOOK AT HER STUFF

#make trek not war #regulationblues #deeeeeeeeee #u da best #positivity

[southhillprison]

i cant scream irl so

#MOGAAAKITSUUDZUUKEEERUUUU NAGEEEKITSUUUDZUKEEERUUU IKASAARETERUUU HIBI NO NAAAAAKAA DEEEEEEEEEE #SAVE YOUUU #KAGOOO NADOOOO IRAAANAIIII JIHIII NADOOOO IRAAAANAIIII #SAADAAMEERARETA RINMEI NOO NAKA DEEEEEEEEEEEEE #Maaki if you see this- kdxnskns

[merlions]

me, right now, the BIGGEST proponent of "screens arent quote ruining our lives unquote, tv and webcomics and movies are just stories like any other story, which humans are predisposed to be in love with, which is a GOOD thing, and reading a book isnt inherently tm better than watching a tv show", being right now like "oh nice I'm reading a book instead of staring at a screen I'm so proud of myself for doing good things for myself" when I realize

I'm reading the printed form of a webcomic

stories are stories dont shame yrself the end

#bwee deedee bweeeeeeeeeedeeedee deeeeeeeeee #like what u like bitch stories r good for human brains

[mizufae]

I got this big fat buckwheat filled zabuton cushion last week because I was linked to it via an AskMe and it was a Deal of the Day and I’ve wanted one for years but they’re too expensive to impulse buy but this was only twenty bucks so I got and it it’s awesome and it probably weighs like four pounds but anyway I don’t meditate so I haven’t been using it for that, instead it’s been a yoga assist but mostly a makeshift lap desk and tablet support and armrest and the thing is, I’ve been sleeping with it on top of me, like a weighted lap pad I guess, or behind me, and it’s awesome and sturdy and I can’t easily fling it around in my sleep like I do basically all the time, anyway, long story short, I should probably invest in some weighted blankets, or maybe just... a barrel of buckwheat hulls and diy a bunch of cushions

#let the record fuckin show that i very obviously have the ess pee deeeeeeeeee