#DONT LET HER COOK

[maybebi47]

thinking about how kipperlilly is getting ambrosia?? nectar of the gods? the one thing that can heal a god/nurse them back to health? also known as the food of immortality? ambrotos literally meaning immortal in greek? THINKING!

#tin foil hat on #but also i have been mostly right this season #now what i dont understand is why she needs devil nectar too #whatchu cooking uo babygirl? #dont let her cook #fhjy #fantasy high junior year

[somboreking770]

Pov: You let her cook

#TADC #tadc pomni #the amazing digital circus #tadc fanart #tadc fandom #the amazing digital circus pomni #Dont let her cook

[the5n00k]

Heehee the snook can cook

Oh fuck

#dont let her cook

[teh404gal]

Look at what i cooked

I call this paprika mania (onions, paprika, eggs, paprika, butter, paprika, sunflower oil)

#paprika #onions #cooking #Dont let her cook #I want this post to go semi viral to get feature in a pm seymour vid

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Hiii everyone, say, how do your Hawkes go go about sharing their estate? If they do it at all? Is everyone free to come and go or are they more private? Or do they only invite their LI to stay? I'm curious!! :)

#lay rambles #my ocs #oc: liam hawke #oc: lilian hawke #both my hawkes are very social w their friends but i love comparing their boundaries around it #theres variation in rules for specific ppl with both of them ofc but theres still general differences #with liam its all very open and everyone can p much come and go whenever #they dont get extra keys (theyll get lost and he doesnt want randos finding them lol) but they know where to find the spare key #and bodhan and sandal and orana know to let them in whenever #hes very lenient in this this regard but he does have rules abt what he does and doesnt want them to do #mostly its about not making too much of a mess lol bc liam prefers to clean himself #(he doesnt trust the crew with his household and also he has particular ways of doing things and Hates when theyre done differently) #so things like keep your dirty garb at the entrance dont cook by yourselves (this was banned after they did it one (1) time lol) etc #also no fucking allowed. do that somewhere else for the love of the maker he does NOT want to walk into that in his own house #(and it also comes back to liam not trusting them with cleaning but also Not wanting to clean that up lol) #also he is not fond of them going into his room uninvited. most of the house is chill but that is *his* space #he accommodates these rules by e.g. having spare slippers and a little washing basin in the entrance hall for dirty shoes/feet #always makes sure to have snacks in stock that he knows they like #food will have notes abt what to leave for leandra/orana/etc but otherwise food is prepared with his friends in mind #and in general he'll make sure to adjust the space/routine in little ways to accommodate them #(air out when fen isnt there cus he doesnt like drafts; keep curtains open cus anders prefers open spaces; etc) #lilian on the other hand doesnt like when her friends come into the estate without a heads up (cept for emergencies) #but once they have her 'ok' its basically mi casa es su casa #dont yknow. overdo it and get too rowdy but otherwise do whatever #however. she also expects everyone to clean up after themselves. she aint here to play maid and youre all adults #also liam has a general 'please try to not be too wild when leandra is here' and lilian doesnt #not cos she doesnt care but cos leandra is bothered by sth she can speak up herself #oh and lilian uses the basement space as temporary refuge for anyone who needs it (mostly escaped mages) #also side note: both offered gamlen to stay but he refused (out of pride/remorse) #...this got long and i ran out of tag space lmfao so this is it for now xD

[leezuhh]

can't believe they really set up arlecchino to be some dark evil figure and then it's like. she killed a creepy maybe-pedophile nobleman. she adopted the twins and gave them freedom. she wants to save fontaine from literally drowning due to their huge deadly prophecy

#i dont know guys i think we should let her cook #genshin spoilers #genshin // #liza post #yeah im genshinposting a Lot today huh #im just really in it and all my friends are asleep so. #genshin impact #arlecchino

[vigilskeep]

if you took a bad enough hit while dao rock armour was active, could you have scars from blunt force trauma that spiderweb like cracks in stone

#i should be so fucking asleep right now but hear me out. minerva. landsmeet duel. loghain has shield bash. do you hear what im saying #i was thinking about magical scars for him actually #but that fucking armour. you have to cook him in it like a lobster in its shell #sometimes i think mages are overpowered for that fight realistically #and then i remember those close quarters and how fucking massive i think he is #he’s like a foot and a half taller than minerva. crikey #okay im saying fuck a lot but the crikey is a sign. need to sleep. need to sleep #but minerva literally cracked open during the landsmeet divorce #and only afterwards when nobody is watching letting her skin turn back from stone #holds it for so long that wynne can’t fix it clean #loghain SHOULD have a scar too for matchie matchies #its crushing prison she usually uses. crumpling that man like a tin can #that could fuck you up. less visible though. i’ll workshop #i dont think shed get enough of a grip to pull off something like #a handprint burn #maybe a slice across the cheek from a blade of ice #i’ll workshop. i’ll workshop. goodnight

[satans-knitwear]

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#Don't wanna go to bed tonight bc belle won't be there. Soft and fluffy and full of love every time i wake up. #Don't wanna go to the bathroom bc she won't be waiting patiently outside the door when I come out. #Don't wanna go downstairs bc she won't be following me with her little pitter-patter paws and jingle bells on her collar #Don't wanna cook bc i wont have to step over her every time I reach for something or make sure there is some suitable food for her too #Don't want to be sat in my chair bc i dont need to tuck my legs in so she has plenty of room to stretch or just curl up with me #Don't want to see anyone I know bc they don't see me without her so they will ask me where she is #Rosie keeps coming into my room and looking around. Belle doesnt usually leave without her. Let alone for more than a few hours.

[t4t4t]

Hi I got 84 in the last two weeks, starting to run out of food money. Absolutely no gas money to get anywhere but yknow. Maybe the temp agency I'm talking to will give me some tolerable job tomorrow and I can ask a bus driver to let me on for free. ("Not my fault if you get a ticket." has been a common response.)

venmo: @nora-esther-rose

paypal.me/NoraEstherRose

#im lucky two disabled women who dont trust me let c use their kitchen to cook for me even if its kinda awkward #the tip i got to split the ebt accounts kinda helped in giving us more money but it made C very upset bc they made her reapply for health #insurance suddenly which we didnt expect #but ive been using some of my account on her and mine ran out but she should still have some more on hers #electrolysis is keeping me going. C might get facial surgery before the end of the year #we both should get grs next year so thats def smth close to look forward to regardless of whether i get any jobs or any donations #ill cope regardless

[todayisafridaynight]

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #masumi arakawa #snap sketches #i underutilize drawing arakawa as the prettiest girl ever and i will go to prison to atone for my crimes for this #Awful i thought of a fic while making sketches LMAOOOO lets see if i do it cause i still have another one cooking #i also have a teeny goofy comic but idk if im gonna finish it #if i do im gonna revise it first since i dont like its pacing and whatnot rn but anyways bye #im gonna stare at google docs #shout to my Not-Kayla friend because i bumped into her during dinner tonight #and i told her i needed to pick up rice so we hop to the store and i ALMOST missed the last two bags. i almost did. #wouldve had to go a week without rice... unthinkable. #i mean the bags wont get me through the week but they'll be enough for a couple days LMAO #ok bye now heres to hoping i can write

[betweenblackberrybranches]

I just need to rant for a second :)

Screaming into the void please dont judge me

#that feeling when you and the person you live with have to move out of two rooms of your flat because the flooring had to be done there #and your girlfriend just. doesnt. do. anything. unless you strongarm her into it at which point she snaps at you and treats you #like you are unreasonable for not letting her just sit there and ply video games while you do all the work #eventhough its her fault that we didnt even have a full week to prepare for it because she just took the fastest possible appointment for it #when they called her to do the appointment #also sitting there like 'it will be fine we can do it in time' yea no shit because i am actually doing all the fucking work #its not like i usually do almost all the chores anyways #i ask her to help me move her pottet plants she is just like 'no. not because i dont want to help but because i dont want to move them' #why does she have to act as if she is doing me a fucking favour when putting away her own stuff that she never cleans up otherwise anyways #i am tired #like great. let me just do all of the work and then get angry at me when i ask you when you will be able to cook after taking 'me time' #because i have to clean out the kitchen but you thought it was a good idea to bring meat that has to be cooked today #because from tomorrow on we wont have a kitchen for 7 days #but then you definetly wont do the dishes after cooking which means ill have to do it #ontop of all the other stuff #idk im just annoyed #incredibly annoyed

[star-blighted]

Look what my friend did for apriluc 😭😭😭

#diluc #genshin impact #she so mean #i dont think she likes diluc very much #aprilluc #diluc ragnvindr #who let her cook #im sorry diluc my pookie #she dont even play genshin she just dont like him lmaooo

[taniushka12]

something funny that happened today I was talking w/ my dad abt a friend of mine that was dropping tonight and i was like yeah i wanna cook smth for her but idk what :( she's probably tired of pasta w/ pesto anyway :( (bc she dislikes both tomato and cheese so my options for a sauce are limited you see) and after she told me that she couldnt stay long i was like aww well we can drink some coffee w/ a cake i baked the other day :) and She tells me "you know what I miss? eating your pesto 🥺"

#LIKE. OKAY LMFAO. GREAT TO KNOW LOVE #when i offered to cook some for her she was like nooo i dont have time.......... but i convinced her >:) #i Do make a very good pesto u_u ♥ #tani's personal shit #i love cooking for my friends i love it when they let me cook for them <3

[uniquezombiedestiny]

​is this where i belong? the furthest i could have gone

#art #bella #fc!bella #lc ocs #using that one for the caption just in case i dont post the rest of my art related to this #or dont finish it #its so her... augh #i love this song. its so so hod btw. thanks to autisticayin for having the song name as the caption for that hod art #its the inspo for my let the maggots sing/bella cookings...... #the vibes get me so hard #oh and ive always wanted to draw bella with her glasses fully obscuring her face a bit #its so silent and like. you cant tell what shes thinking #i love it lol #hopefully the sheer melancholy of this one reaches you

[mashamorevvna]

whenever auntie ethel does some out of pocket shit and im supposed to stop her I'm just like god forbid a hag does anything 🙄

#.bg3 #auntie ethel #shes so funny let her cook (that child) #technically speaking i dont HAVE to stop her but i cant bear to look into wylls beautiful eyes and not stop her. his disappointment is #unbearable

[toastsnaffler]

okay can we have a new rule that if you're my friend and know I struggle with rsd from adhd + you're planning on hanging out with mutual friends but specifically aren't inviting me for whatever reason. Maybe Don't Tell Me About It

#id just rather not know man. even if I cant go or dont particularly want to im going to get stung by it and it rly sucks #its a TON of extra effort i have to put in to emotionally navigate that information without overreacting and making it an issue #wait actually maybe i do need to sit down with her and explain this more explicitly. bc she probably doesnt rly know abt it #even tho ive mentioned it shes rly terrible at reading ppl and i probably dont let on much abt it anyway bc im used to dealing w it #ugh. but also its rly embarrassing to talk abt and ill have to tread so carefully to make sure it doesnt get misinterpreted. hmm #but itd be worth it if she stopped so. ill give it some thought #it makes me feel so unreal sometimes bc i cant always tell if im justifiably upset or if im 'just overreacting' so i assume the latter- #most of the time to give myself space to work thru the emotion and minimise the damage i might cause if i AM just overreacting #but then sometimes later on i realise that it was justified but its too late to bring it back up and anyway ive worked through it #and idk. theres smth self disrespectful abt it all im tired of making space all the time and never taking any up myself #im not THAT upset rn like this is a v minor thing but still. might be time to start nipping this stuff in the bud #aaanyway #im procrastinating eating bc i cooked a nice meal but now im not in the mood to eat it 😭😭 but i gotta fuel up..... #ill find smth to watch hopefully thatll do the trick #yawns so loud bye for now #.diaries