#Diana Burnwood

[autisticsupervillain]

I think Agent 47 should be more popular on Tumblr.com. He's right up our alley.

He's a canonically asexual aromantic who kills billionaires for a living.

He's an amoral old man.

The barcode on the back of his head leads to a dildo shop.

He is inexplicably skilled in every job he could possibly need for a disguise to work. Drumming? Check. Doctoring? Sure. Clowning? You bet your ass.

He cannot resist the urge to make thinly veiled death jokes when talking to his targets. His go-to alias is "Tobias Rieper".

His wife locked him in the basement until he upped his billionaire killing quota.

He's canonically responsible for killing Harry and Marv from Home Alone.

He once bludgeoned Santa Claus unconscious with a brick and stole his clothes. He then stole his sleigh to escape the crime scene.

Some of his most notable escapes include riding away on the backs of dolphins, putting on a flamingo suit and flying away like a bird, and letting himself get abducted by aliens. Among others.

He's a canonical lesbian ally. In one case, he gave a girl a pep talk for her upcoming date and in another he saved a lesbian couple about to get married from a serial killer.

He's a tri-racial icon with five dads.

Nearly every NPC he passes remarks about how attractive he is. Including men.

Autism icon. In my heart.

#agent 47 #hitman #asexual #aromantic #diana burnwood #autism #tumblr icon #lesbian ally

[spookiiwookii]

Yearly redraw time :3

#god put me in this planet to draw diana incorrectly and by god i’m doing it!!! #hitman #hitman 2 #hitman woa #hitman world of assassination #agent 47 #diana burnwood #teehee #hitman 3 #hitman fandom

[darkyu-yj]

#hitman #agent 47/diana burnwood #diana/47 #agent 47 #diana burnwood

[ellenchain]

Hitman 2 in a nutshell

[based on this]

#hitman #lucas grey #Agent 47 #diana burnwood #I never watched Gilmore Girls but this scene looked funny to draw #because no Diana #Grey will do however he pleases

[vwikaartt]

When u finally started playing Freelancer mode

#Hitman #Hitman 3 #Agent 47 #Agent 47 x Diana Burnwood #hitman freelancer #hitman fan art #diana burnwood #47 x diana #hitman art

[abgcomics]

Andrew's VG Comics #12!

 I have been playing a lot of Hitman's Freelancer mode lately, I have to imagine this is why you start off confined to the basement.

#artist on tumblr #comics #hitman #agent 47 #diana burnwood #hitman freelancer

[prettiestboytoy2]

My favorite relationship dynamic is sentient weapon and its handler with calming voice.

#hitman #agent 47 #diana burnwood

[minilev]

Love the fact that canonically 47's biggest fears are Diana laughing at him and leaving him

#i mean his intoxication nightmare is literally just her mocking him and changing her dancing partner from 47 to The Constant #not Grey's death or losing his memory again or being Ort-Meyer's subject etc #agent 47 #hitman woa #diana burnwood

[cajunandfire]

#i couldn't help myself #barbie #hitman #agent 47 #diana burnwood #hitman 3 #barbie movie #barbie meme #hitman fandom

[utecna]

Shadow 47 and Rouge Burnwood

Hitman X Sonic AU anyone?

The idea kinda just manifested itself out of nowhere at night. So apologies for the crude phone and finger drawing.

I mean Agent 47 and Shadow both are pretty similar. Both are artificially made, resistant to the aging process (or at least not as affected by aging as it's stated that 47, despite his age, is in peak physical condition akin to someone in their 20's and Shadow is basically immortal) and their projects both got shut down.

Both are the ultimate lifeform in their respective games.

For Rouge I just felt like she'd be the right fit for Diana Burnwood. She's a skilled thief with an amazing ability to infiltrate any building no matter how high the security, that could translate towards Diana's job as an ICA handler, offering support for their assassins and preparing their missions. Maybe a bit of a stretch but shhhh... it's just for fun.

Who might be able to fill in the other characters?

I could see Gerald Robotnik filling the role of Dr. Ort-Meyer and Vector maybe as Agent Smith.

Lemme know your ideas, I'm curious!

#sth #sonic franchise #sonic fanart #sonic the hedghog fanart #shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat #rouge sonic #sonic au #hitman #agent 47 #diana burnwood

[naho-1109]

haven island sketch dump yay

#hitman #agent 47/diana burnwood #diana/47 #agent 47 #diana burnwood

[lone-pylon]

Rizzless king

#my art #Hitman #agent 47 #diana burnwood #my tiktoks #video

[faust-lane]

#hitman #hitman art #diana burnwood #agent 47 #rebecca ferguson #diana/47 #my art #I've been working on it all day #didn't plan to draw at all #but somehow lessons today were extremely boring #i am clinically insane

[autisticsupervillain]

My last post about Agent 47 being a Tumblr Icon proved popular, so here's more Tumblr approved 47 facts.

47's wife has technically killed him twice. Both times it was so he could come back to life later and kill his actual target. Diana could walk right into his living room, stab him with a butcher's knife, and he'd just go "well, who are we killing today honey?"

47 once had to get close to his target by disguising himself as a giant flammingo mascot. One of his target's bodyguards, a furry, tries to start a conversation about it. 47 could not end that conversation quick enough.

One time, 47 tried to disguise himself as a realtor to get close to his target. All of his attempts to sell the house to his target involve advice on how to kill someone in those rooms. The target never questions this. Later, both the target and 47 stumble across a month's old crime scene. 47 goes full detective mode and delivers a full paragraph detailing what happened and how the victim died, before remembering he's supposed to be a realtor right now and brushing it off.

One time, in order to get close to a target, 47 got a job interview at a bank. His response to every question involves more or less just flat out admitting that he kills people for a living. They hire him on the spot.

47 has read his universe's version of the Twilight novels. He also killed the author of said Twilight knockoffs, but not before criticizing his writing and complaining about a plot point he didn't like.

47 once infiltrated a secret meeting of international spies, billionaires, and supervillains by walking right past the guards in his regular iconic suit, as everyone took one look at him and assumed he was supposed to be there.

Agent 47 canonically has an aura of death that hangs over him that only psychics can see. When an actually psychic meets him for the first time, he panics and all but pushes 47 out of his establishment.

47's most used alias, Tobias Rieper, as an instagram account. It's filled entirely with travel pictures from places he's visited while killing people.

Agent 47 inexplicably looks identical to one of the most popular fashion models in the world, Helmut Krueger. This doesn't hinder his ability to disguise himself as literally anyone in the world though.

One time, a bunch of nuns in stripper outfits showed up at 47's hotel to blow him the fuck up with a rocket launcher. He was inexplicably completely unharmed by the explosion.

One time, a mad scientist tried to test his mind control device on 47. 47 resisted it so hard that the scientist dropped dead from the psychic backlash.

One of his regular outfits for missions is a clown suit.

47 has a reputation at his agency for killing people in the most ridiculous and over the top ways possible. It got to the point that another assassin tried to imitate 47's style, which backfired so badly that the assassin accidentally killed everyone in the building, including himself, and let the target get away completely unharmed.

47 once manipulated another assassin into killing his targets for him. Unfortunately, said assassin was so bad at his job that 47 had to do everything for him, from adjusting his sniper rifle so he could actually fire it, to getting the targets into his line of sight so the assassin would actually see them.

47 once stopped a depressed person fresh off a bad break up from an abusive relationship from committing suicide by following him around the globe and beating him unconscious every time he tried to kill himself, all without the guy ever actually noticing him. 47 only stopped when the guy decided he must have a guardian angel looking out for him because he keeps falling asleep whenever he considers going through with the deed, deciding he owes that angel an honest attempt to getting his life back on track again.

Agent 47 has a friend in the CIA named Agent Smith, who keeps getting kidnapped and held prisoner at all the locations 47 is doing missions in. 47 keeps having to rescue him because Smith usually has good intel on his targets. Smith considers 47 his best friend, while 47 holds Smith in open contempt.

47 is a millionaire, but he cannot spend any of his money on luxary items due to his life style. His profession means he's constantly moving to new homes and can only live safely in sparce homes with nothing but fast food to tide him over. His suits are his only affordable luxary, as anything more lavish could expose his location and get him arrested or killed. He's a millionaire who has to live like a broke king thanks to his triple digit body count. It's only when Freelancer happens that he finally gets his own home.

47 is a pro at Dance Dance Revolution, but only when he is dressed like a ninja.

And finally, 47 has canonically killed countless fascists, pedophiles, billionaires, and even anti-vaxers who run MLM pyramid schemes. Up to 365 of them and counting, in fact.

#hitman #agent 47 #diana burnwood #tumblr icon

[ellenchain]

🍩🌴Vacation time 🌴🍩

#hitman #diana burnwood #agent 47 #olivia hall #lucas grey #I can actually save myself the tags #I am still blocked lol #won't show up anyway #I just hope my followers aren't tired of my hitman content #yet #my fingers always wanna write hotmen

[spookiiwookii]

Redrew some of those memes I made last year

#digital art #diana burnwood #hitman game #hitman woa #agent 47 #hitman 3