ebug's sister, dm91
i have such bad vocal fry from the game i was at last night and halls do NOT help the pain. this is a short one
last season! (2022-23) part one / part two / part three / part four / part five / part six / part seven / part eight / part nine / part ten / part eleven / part twelve
(2023-24)! part one / part two / part three
blakefriarr_
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blakefriarr_: short rundown today
slut, slut, slut, whore, four sluts, slut with proud sluncle (x2)
live reaction of slutty activities
don't think i forgot about you, worlds sluttiest captain!! your photo is included in spirit
also the angle???? of the sinbin cam??? 🤭
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jj.friar31: why did this take you so long to post
→ blakefriarr_: i was busy
→ jj.friar31: doing what??
→ blakefriarr_: dawson
→ jj.friar31: FOR 24 HOURS?????
lhughes_06: who's text ss is that blake
→ blakefriarr_: ohh i think you know
→ lhughes_06: oh god
→ blakefriarr_: wanna know when?
→ drayanewman: blake no
→ blakefriarr: this is fucking payback for exposing my squeal
→ blakefriarr_: you asked permission before kissing her for the first time
→ tannercharlotte: AWW?? LUKEY
→ blakefriarr_: RIGHT????
curtislazar95: sluncle?? slut uncle??
→ blakefriarr_: fuckin right
→ curtislazar95: i'm so glad you chose dawson imagine if all this comedic potential was wasted on a hughes
→ blakefriarr_: hA
nicohischier: i can really never escape can i
→ blakefriarr_: would you even try to atp
→ nicohischier: no but that's not the point shut up
dawson1417: i think i'm slutty or something
→ blakefriarr_: first slut of the night!!
jackhughes: i feel like i need to remind you your account is public but then i remember that this is how you weaselled your way into mercer's pants
→ blakefriarr_: no this is how i weaselled my way into his HEART, it would've been considerably easier to get him to take his pants off he thinks i'm hot or whatever i needed to be weird first
→ dawson1417: both were very easy i was just afraid of rejection
→ blakefriarr_: i was very heavily flirting with you consistently
→ dawson1417: yeah, and?
adamfantilli: my poor young eyes
→ blakefriarr_: why are your infant eyes poor
→ adamfantilli: caption, last two slides, caption again
→ blakefriarr_: little bitch
→ adamfantilli: OUCH??
→ blakefriarr_: love you, rookie :))
→ adamfantilli: :( love you, coach
_quinnhughes: dear lord
→ blakefriarr_: yes my child?
→ _quinnhughes: sometimes the lord isn't an all powerful being it's a college student with her autocaps off
→ blakefriarr_: capital letters freak me out quintin it doesn't mean i can't be jesus
seamuscasey26: settle down it'll all be clear
→ blakefriarr_: don't pay no mind to the demons
→ luca.fantilli: they fill you with fear
→ seamuscasey26: literally go away
→ luca.fantilli: feeling the love guys
→ blakefriarr_: what love
jlochlyn: i also got into a fight tonight and i actually won mine gimme slut status
→ blakefriarr_: you're too hot for slut status baby i'll give you somethin better
→ jlochlyn: patch me up?
→ blakefriarr_: omw
→ dawson1417: @/tannercharlotte i hate you for making this a thing
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ebug's sister, dm91
found the first two stills from @heavenlyhischier (thank you for inspiring this post) the rest i keep in my camera roll for lols and i forget where they're from, probably twitter 😀
last season! (2022-23) part one / part two / part three / part four / part five / part six / part seven / part eight / part nine / part ten / part eleven / part twelve
(2023-24)! part one / part two
blakefriarr_
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blakefriarr_: welcome back all, i hope you've missed me (i know you have, the hoping is just a formality)
this is definitely an episode of the thing. i both seem to have forgotten what i call it and how many times i've done it. uni brain fry, or something.
however, i remember that it's my civic duty to provide a rundown.
the first two photos are of my boy and my son being all smiley and giggly. they're the cutest
the third slide is me finding out that one day i'm going to be married to someone with the middle name jpg. i don't really know how to feel abt that one since i'm definitely more of a pdf file girlie.
it is also me finding out that i was wrong all along, and luke is the one who wears 86 and plays forward... i'm gonna have to delve into that a little more cause i've been calling them the wrong names and nobody even said anything ://
and in the last slide, we have.... that. despite the fact that i was indeed the one to take this incredible photo of captain eyebrows, i cannot say for certain what is actually happening. a sneeze? a kick? an accidental kick, mid sneeze? more to come.
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holtz_10: son??
holtz_10: i did not agree to this
→ lhughes_06: just let it happen man there's no way out of it
dawson1417: hold that thought, actually, does this make me a dad????????
→ holtz_10: no.
→ blakefriarr_: alex be nice to your father
→ dawson1417: i'm not ready to be a dad
→ holtz_10: yeah man no shit you're like three months older than me?
→ blakefriarr_: will you be my son if i demote dawson
→ holtz_10: . fine
blakefriarr_: @/lhughes_06 you have a new brother !!
→ jackhughes: does that make me and quinn also your sons...?
→ blakefriarr_: you were put up for adoption and quinn filed for emancipation
→ _quinnhughes: i fend for myself cause i figured i was better off being cared for by an actual adult
→ blakefriarr_: is the adult in the room with us????
→ _quinnhughes: at least i know which one of your sons is actually luke??
→ blakefriarr_: omg did i accidentally send moose off instead of jachary ?!?!?!
dawson1417: jack i want you to know that i was only partially on board with giving you up
→ jackhughes: how much is partially?!?!?!?!?!
→ dawson1417: idk like 90%
→ dawson1417: 97 when you make charlie mad
→ jackhughes: feeling the love merc
nicohischier: can you call me literally anything that doesn't involve my eyebrows
→ blakefriarr_: captain slut was a good one
→ nicohischier: eyebrows it is
→ blakefriarr_: pleasure doing business with ya, captain slut
→ nicohischier: i give up
→ blakefriarr_: you lorb me
→ nicohischier: yeah yeah whatever. get away from me
tannercharlotte: no baby, his first name is jpg, he just goes by his middle name
→ blakefriarr_: 😟
→ dawson1417: pls don't divorce me before i can marry you
→ adamfantilli: what he said i can't miss being rookie of honour
→ blakefriarr_: is now a bad time to tell you jj is gonna be my dude of honour
→ jj.friar31: ..wait fr?
→ dawson1417: can i propose before you guys plan my wedding pls
→ tannercharlotte: speed it tf up then buddy
seamuscasey26: blako’s couch cushions
→ blakefriarr_: sheamo’s throw blankets ‼️
→ seamuscasey26: unreal combo
→ luca.fantilli: have i touched on how much i deeply loathe this duo
→ blakefriarr_: you’re salty cause fants’ ottomans was a flop
→ luca.fantilli: lan did say i should've gone with side tables :/
→ blakefriarr_: and you didn't listen?!?!? liked by landen.clark
ryangraves27: hi
→ blakefriarr_: hi gravy, you miss me?
→ ryangraves27: i wouldn't word it like that
jj.friar31: mom wants to know if you're coming for dinner tonight
→ blakefriarr_: what's she making
→ jj.friar31: lasagna
→ blakefriarr_: lasagna fucks tell her im omw
→ dawson1417: she made me let her drive but she would also like you to know that i'm coming and that she brought cookies
→ dougieham: bring some to picture day i want a cookie
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