#EVEN THE FUCKIN VILLAIN

[un-pearable]

pythor is so so good. how did they hit it out of the park with their SEASON 1 villain from the very start he’s delightfully terrible. hi small child. you have no friends? ha cringe. i too have no friends. i promise i’m definitely not going to be using you and implying i’m going to eat you you’re just a baby and i’ll help you steal candy. this is a mutually beneficial arrangement. sure kid you go vent your oddly specific grudge against your unc. meanwhile i will also vent my oddly specific grudge and resurrect the accurséd beast that wants to eat everything. despite being the only serpentine with an inch of situational and self awareness i will plan no further ahead. this will end universally well and i will never regret bringing her to life. it’s feminism. what do you mean “i” am a part of “everything” sounds fake

#and then he just STICKS AROUND FOR ALL 16(ish) SEASONS AGSHDJ #the cockroach of ninjago. i love it (completely serious here) #ninjago #text✨ #pythor p chumsworth #< tag i never thought i’d use #samukai? funny but ultimately a swing and a miss. #garmadon is more a fascinating character overall than he is a fun villain. he doesn’t even do any actual evil shit in the beginning really #dude’s biggest crime on screen in ALL of s1 is like. hacking the bounty? that’s it? #pythor however is a fuckin home run #liveninjablogging

[happygomadhatter]

y'know what i didn't expect 2023 to be the year i wholly and publicly embraced my lifelong love of barbie but here we are and i couldn't be more thrilled, barbie rocks guys

#barbie #for such a long time barbie was a guilty pleasure #something i felt silly about still enjoying #something i pretended i only enjoy because of nostalgia #but barbie is fuckin great #the movies go hard #have you seen the villains in these movies?? #murderers and hardcore criminals #and barbie goes up against them with the power of love and friendship while wearing glittery pink dresses #and the Lore #good lord i dont even know the depths of it myself #im so glad shes finally getting her comeuppance

[tswwwit]

I would love, even if its just its just brief summaries, to know the different thoughts going through bills head throughout the last smut. (mainly when he got the text and when dipper starts just blurting out thoughts and ideas bc i think those moments would be fun to see)

Imagine you're having the shittiest day at work. You're gritting your teeth and hanging onto it by your fingernails, knowing that eventually dealing with this absolutely idiotic, waffling, overstuffed, condescending dipshit of a client will be done with, you'll charge him out the nose for your services - which will probably be, like a hundred dollars, the way this is going! What bullshit. At least afterwards, you can collapse onto the bed and complain to your spouse about it. Which you have been doing, actually, waiting for a decent excuse to bail or check out early.

Then you get a text. And it's your partner saying they got you a brand new console, your favorite pizza - Oh! And a million bucks in untraceable cash - but you might have to kick your shitty client in the nuts so hard his eyes pop out. Does that sound... okay? No pressure or anything.

The reason Bill was a minute later than expected is because even he needed a moment. It was the sheer whiplash from going from Shit to Fucking Amazing.

#answers #Bill went from full on eeueuughhh about his day to practically having hearts floating around him #Perhaps literally depending on the magic situation in the place he was in #In my head Bill was 'hired' by a (shitty) villain and he got out of it by doing a quick betrayal and demanding to be cast out by the 'heros #“I Got THIS to get back to!! You think I wanna keep him waiting???” #He already hovers in his normal triangle form but this man was practically floating with delight heading back to Dipper #A graph of Bill's mood would start out super low then spike sharply at the pic #It then stays super high up with more spikes during all the shenanigans #After the smut they likely get cleaned up. Cuddle. And talk shit about idiots they've had to deal with #Bill Cipher has gone from doing his evil deeds and playing piano to an empty bedroom while raiding his own bar for distraction #To coming home to someone who'll listen to him bitch about his day and absolutely bicker with him about it #Calling him the worst thing in the universe. A scourge upon reality. #The most clever awful bastard. How *dare* he be handsome that's a crime -and frankly Dipper basically did it for him so he can't take credi #And sometimes even saying 'yeah you didn't *entirely* deserve to be screwed over that way. I could have done that *way* better.' #While Bill rests his head in his lap. Having someone listen to him ramble while he gets his hair played with. Lots of really good kisses #Warm. Close. Grossly domestic. But hey! Even *sex* can seem gross if you phrase it weird and *that's* a normal demonic pleasure #Sometimes fun things are just fuckin' FUN y'know?? Even if this one seems weird to other demons #It's. Nice. REALLY nice. #There's absolute no goddamn way he's going back to NOT having this #Even death won't pry it out of his greedy little mitts

[scattered-winter]

the only thing stopping me from being insane about the renegades trilogy by marissa meyer is the fact that I am soooooo so sleepy at all times. take this knowledge into your hearts and know that the sleepiness has saved you

#its SO.... #inverting the superhero genre in a fascinating way. police brutality. the system enforcing the power held at the top #etc etc #also cool ass fuckin powers and THEEEEE m/f romance of all TIME. if u even CARE. #anyway im slowly working through a reread and well. might have thoughts. #also is it any surprise that phobia was my fav villain. was it any fucking surprise. #(cloak. mysterious. fear-based powers. scythe. etc.) #anyway. series of all time #winter speaks #renegades trilogy

[mariusroyale]

my fav movie is genuinely kung fu panda

like that scene with po smiling at his reflection in the dragon scroll was nice to me as a kid but now i really really love it

cos the entire movie po is trying to just get by, and when he’s chosen he does whatever he can to prove himself

and the second he’s truly confronted by how he’s been treated, he’s honest about how he feels about himself- ‘it hurt. but it could never hurt more than it did every day of my life just being me. if anyone could change me.. could make me.. not me- it was you!’

like are u kidding?? and by the end he looks at himself, at his reflection in the scroll with this pride which completely contrasts tai lung’s desperate ‘it’s nothing!’

like.. ‘it’s just you. … <:)’

#i am PO AND PO IS ME #HES MY ‘IM HIM’ MOMENT #text post #kfp #kung fu panda #don’t even fuckin get me started on lord shen as a villain #the way they made a damb peacock threatening just GRHRRH #THE TRAIN. THE FEATHER SHAPED KNIVES #AGHHH I COULD TALK ABT THESE MOVIES FOREVER

[paradoxgavel]

i will literally never ever in my life accept the theory that glitchtrap is the mimic <3

#like. even if it's confirmed in canon i mean. bc the idea is so fuckin boring to me. #''villain is so afraid of death that the second he was released from purgatory instead of passing on he clawed his way back into reality'' #vs ''evil robot infects ppl with its ai that can control minds apparently. and happens to act and look like william afton. for funsies ig.'

[cynningly]

i love reading the tags on reblogs of HABIT posts cause they’re all like

“i want him DEAD i want him to BURN IN HELL i wanna see him get BEAT TO DEATH and SUFFER and DIE i wanna see him DROWN IN MISERY and be DISMEMBERED and feel PAIN but hehe i love him he’s so silly <3”

cause honestly same

#there’s a nuance in loving HABIT cause we’re supposed to hate him #like canonically he was Jack the Ripper and Ed Gein and an actually World War II nazi #but god dammit if he wasn’t so fucking funny in everymanhybrid that you can’t help but enjoy his screen time #and yeah normal people were probably like ‘oh hes actively laughing at murder that’s so scary #and the rest of us who love unhinged silly villains like Bill Cipher are like ‘hell yeah get’em babygirl <3’ #it’s just that he’s a real world type evil and that’s where the horror is supposed to come from #but he’s been so far removed from that that i’m pretty sure 90% of the emh fandom doesn’t even know he was also like fuckin Josef Mengele #so it’s a mix of liking someone fictional who’s commiting silly acts of extreme violence #but it’s toeing a line of brushing off real people and events that shouldn’t be made light of #but here in fanon we just focus on silly purple rabbit man #<-not william afton #<-or Jax #there’s too many at this point #emh #everymanhybrid #habit emh #habit everymanhybrid

[deadbeatdadjokes]

Rouxls does not give a fuck if Lancer swears btw have y’all heard that man??? for all we know Lancer got it from HIM bc he sure as hell ain’t hangin out with his father often enough to adopt that behavior he probably thinks it is really funny and swears on purpose around him to the point where Spade had to implement some sort of convoluted tier system just to get him to stop bc he couldn’t take Lancer busting into the strategy meetings yelling “WHATS UP FUCKERS” at the top of his lungs

#deltarune is a sitcom actually #no but in all seriousness y’all know how little kids pick up habits from the authority figures they look up to/spend the most time with?? #and how Lancer already has adopted some of Rouxls’ strange and particular vernacular and eats worms #and makes signs something something calligraphy #rouxls’s fuckin Saturday morning cartoon villain catchphrase has a swear in it #you can’t tell me Lancer doesnt also want in on that (he is. the ONLY one but still) #also since he only seems about 50% interested in raising him properly for now he would definitely think it’s hilarious #y’all can’t change my mind on this he would not even scold him he would probably teach him ridiculous sea shanties just for the hell of it #deltarune #rouxls kaard #lancer deltarune #*vehemently wonders what things would be like if Lancer had a normal upbringing even just a little* #*bitcrushed explosion.png* #he only really gets onto Lancer about things to cover his own ass #mostly

[expired-blueberries]

ben is gonna die one day and its bc pakmar is gonna literally cold blooded murder him and u know what? thats fair

#imagine being any of bens other villains and uve tried for years to kill ben and then u get word hes died and its bc of fuckin. pakmar. #like what do u even do in that situation. u were bested by pakmar bc his hate was stronger than urs #do u find pakmar and shake his hand? like whats the protocol #ben 10 #ben 10 omniverse #ben 10 slammers #ben tennyson #pakmar ben 10

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

A post in honor of General Jarod Fire Emblem my precious.

#DCB RD Run #Jarod Fire Emblem #idk if he has a tag but he has one now if not #also i had to put some pics together and make them one bc tumblr stops letting me arrange pics after 16 pics it's so fckn annoying #now pls if you would take a seat while i go on a small tangent (small bc i am limited to thirty tags per post!) #now so you see aside from him being a total hoot with awesome resolution/determination #smth i love about general jarod fire emblem my precious is his relationship with alder #bc you see jarod is clearly scum like fuck him yeah??? and then you get whacked with this emotional scene with alder #i love how they wrote two total scum villains as being just... human. i feel bad for them in that moment #as a human being even knowing everything they did i feel bad for them and respect them both #it doesn't change that they're scum and doesn't erase what they've done but it still elicits an emotional response from me #it makes me wish jarod was better and not an enemy. it makes me wish in a way that that could've been his atonement arc beginning #but i know that can't happen and wouldn't - he's too far gone. but as a human that's just the emotion i get seeing that scene #and then RIGHT as jarod is going back to his batshit villainy he dumps THAT fuckin' speech on us #MIND YOU with this really badass music playing. all his soldiers get into position #and you watch them move to the spots you'll start off with them in on the map when the battle starts #also man was hilarious right to his grave and i love all the shade he threw at bk that's among my love languages #and yes i did actually in fact start this file the same day i beat part one #anyway enjoy your general jarod fire emblem bc fe heroes sure isn't

[zeb-z]

People complaining about Star Wars shows being too slow, too much filler, like ok why don’t you just not watch? Log off Twitter?

If you can’t see any of the importance of the episodes that don’t have firefights and explosions every five fucking seconds, and complain there’s no story when the plot flies right over your head, that’s not everyone else’s problem. Yes the beginning of Andor takes a while to swing into things, and there’s many reasons for it. I frankly don’t even understand the complaints around the Bad Batch because each episode is far more obvious in its intents and still very exciting. How did any of you watch The Clone Wars?????

No one cares that you think the episodes not involving direct conflict with the Empire are boring. You’re boring. Gain some sort of common sense and think critically about the storytelling before you complain that there is none :)

#sorry luke skywalker isn’t there to hand feed you the plot and symbolism and lessons you’re meant to take away! #this is mostly happening on twt but I’m complaining here it’s my god given right #stop saying this last episode was filler! they got their ship back omega has a lesson of what home is to others and that injustice can #happen anywhere. power imbalances and greed and unjust actions. there’s also those who can step in and help fight it #like sitting at thanksgiving talking about Andor with my uncle and he’s like ‘it was just soooo slow starting out’ and I was like ????? huh? #i get that stuff like Andor or some episodes of tbb don’t appeal to everyone. complain away whatever. I’m talking about people who say that #it’s just filler or that there’s no story so it’s boring. like huh???? #also filler is such an overused and misused term. episodes where there isn’t huge direct conflict with large plot points aren’t just filler #meet the characters explore their relationship there’s story there there’s often more than that even #it’s their first real battle without echo! there’s meaning behind this! sorry you don’t get dramatic empire villains and huge heroic shots #which even then you do! hunter in the big fuckin exhaust pipe! hunter barely saving omega! tech and wrecker shooting the droids! #anyways that’s my opinion ✌️😘 #tbb #sw #the bad batch spoilers #z speaks #not gonna tag this as anything else because it’s not my silly little analysis it’s just me complaining

[sidebleugh]

thoughts?

#im debating the accuracy of this #should sage go under the first one instead and then rime go under the second one? #cause of the corruption thing? #or even felix cause its hinted that using necromancy corrupts you so maybe he should be under the first one? #thought about putting escell or LOS under pure evil but escell has shown that he does care about his son #even though he is HORRIBLE at showing it #but lets be real dorian/nh is the real villain here #fuck you nh/dorian for being so shitty to the og LL devs that they all fuckin left!!!! #last legacy meme #fictif last legacy #last legacy fictif #nix hydra #dorian #dorian nix hydra #nix hydra dorian #last legacy #fictif #fictif games #rime varela

[transgender-battlekukku]

thinkin bout sonic forces and how it should've been bout the cycle of trauma

#sth #sonic forces #like shadow got traumatized by the death of maria #and in the end ended up killing the jackal squad later #infinite was always fcked up but the death of his squad and bein called a fuckin loser was the last straw for him #and then infinite kills rookie's pals and lets him live solely for sadistic reasons #rookie is the one i would definitely see turning into a sympathetic sad villain like void or even sage #but hes the one that breaks the cycle #instead of choosing more pain he chooses to end it all for once and HEAL

[scarlet-wish-draws]

God damn you all like it when I draw Fluttershy, huh?

Well anyways, I made a new thing. No, it's not Fluttershy again.

I made an oc with a very nice color pallete and I like her a lot. I'll post it soonish.

#Fluttershy isn't even my favorite pony. I shipped her with my favorite pony lol #and she was just kinda the one that worked for the infected au thingy soooo. I kinda chose her #she's definitely in my top 5 favorites tho. she's pretty great. #does Discord count as a pony for the hypothetical “favorite pony” list?? I mean he has the HEAD of a pony..? #bro he was the best fuckin villian!! he got a bit lamer after he got reformed; but I think he's still super fun and silly. #uhh who else #why are you still reading this? #mlp #oh yeah Bubbles is prolly top 5. she's legendary. #Chrysalis is very fun too #god; just all the villains are very cool and I like them a lot #I also like Sunburst too #little twink idiot #but I totally ship Starlight w/ Trixie. just makes sense more that way. #Big Mac is adorible. and Buttercup. GOD JUST the enTIRE apple family;; okay?? I love all of 'em #I think if I were to make a kinsona it would be of Pear Butter. god she's fucking ADORABLE #i need to go to bed. #fuuuuuuuuck I'm tired. but this is fun. just rambling like this. #no one is going to see this. no one cares. I don't have friends 🤡

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

as a poor tired bisexual who was there when oncest era 2 loki s1 was airing I am gripping you all by the shoulders... shut the fuck up

#yes this was a weird fuckin choice but we've known since s2 theyre pissing on book/game canon #so its obviously not 'THEYRE PUTTING HIM WITH A KID!!!' when hes clearly not in this adaptation #and about him being with....... a villain? i havent even watched it but one episode of hannibal would send you all into cardiac arrest #discourse is discourse and you're entitled to feeling put off #but using it to be like 'ugh hes bi but at what COST' and treat it like it is him being bi that's the problem is. fuckin weird lol #mine #biphobia tw

[radioactivedadbod]

Uglie.

#ok to slowly loop back to being an ic blog. I really love how a lot of Spidey villains have designs that can be-- #--cute n fun but also ABSOLUTELY disgusting and horrifying depending on the interpretation #like venom being a fuckin gooey alien. spot being eldritch. goblin being. goblin. even otto can be creepy with those tentacles #they have the range darling