#Elephants Everywhere

[sidsinning]

Asians sweeping the Oscars this year yalls we aTE

#jlc was the designated oscars fluke of the night theres always gonna be at least 1 #everything everywhere all at once #eeaao #rrr #oscars #oscars 2023 #sidrabbles #the elephant whisperers

[hercolorchaos]

Since you @taehyungfirst love shipping jm with daeun

So you're a taekooker, who think jk and tae are dating, taehyung is gay hence there's no chance he's dating Jennie. you belive all the dating rumours of taehyung and Jennie are false and the pics are edited, the video is fake or you might believe it's cosplayer or it's media play like your fellow taekookers BUT at the same time you go around looking at what daeun is posting so that you can link her with jm cause your inner taekooker won't feel satisfied otherwise.

As you're clearly up to date with what daeun posts I'd love you to prove me how is she posting from his home/kitchen yet their kitchen counters are on opp sides. 1st daeun's story from her kitchen, 2nd is RM's kitchen from his vlog which is similar to daeun's story (so by your logic they're also dating), 3rd is jm's kitchen and his kitchen counter is exactly attached to the opposite wall than daeun. so go ahead and explain cause you seem to be good at playing matching matching.

It's funny tho how y'all belive all the pics posted by guromi are fake/edited yet you're making jm's dating rumours by trying to match the sofa, tiles etc so by your logic you should also believe taehyung was/is dating Jennie since all the pictures posted by guromi has matching sofa, pet, tiles, paintings, lift etc?? aren't you being hypocrtic @taehyungfirst ? why is that?

Also you saying taehyung's rumours were blew up by pjms, jkkrs when it was on sk's national news (even the international) for 1.5 years?? it was posted by many relavant and big media outlets like billboard..why do you think all the rumours that hybe denied of RM and jk's didn't make it to the national news?

DO I need to remind you that the man you're stanning is a world wide famous idol n from the biggest boy band in the world plus the girl seen in the video with him is also one of the most famous idol world wide and from biggest gg currently ?? do you think they need bunch of jkkrs that are not even half in numbers of tkkrs and pjms to blew up their dating news? how long you have been on k-pop side? literally every single dating rumour of an idol get's shit ton of engagement but user @taehyungfirst think taehyung needs bunch of people to blew up his dating rumours as if he's not that relevant where his dating rumours won't blow up just like that. you might also belive it's pjms and jkkrs who filmed the video of taehyung and Jennie at that night. mind you panchoana posted the video when it hit the tl and every fandom was in the there Cause all fandoms follow them (they shouldn't but alas).

Here are FEW tweets for you, i urge you to go through likes comments and qts of all these tweets and come here again and with a straight face tell me it was only jkkrs, pjms in there when even the people who don't keep up with k-pop much were qting it.

P.S. i have 0 problems with whoever jm is dating as I'm literally no one to question that but I'd not let y'all insert him everywhere to link him with someone so that you can feel better about your ship.

#day 518268263th of taekookers being hypocrites #try inserting jm everywhere for your ship and I'd love to remind you of the elephant in the room that you love to ignore #taekook #jikook #taehyung #jennie #jimin #wanted to reblog but you won't allow it so hope this finds youuu

[demifiendrsa]

Oscars 2023 winners:

Best Picture – Everything Everywhere All at Once

Best Actress in a Leading Role – Michelle Yeoh, Everything Everywhere All at Once

Best Actor in a Leading Role – Brendan Fraser, The Whale

Best Directing – Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert, Everything Everywhere All At Once

Best Film Editing – Paul Rogers, Everything Everywhere All at Once

Best Original Song – “Naatu Naatu” by M.M. Keeravaani and Chandrabose, RRR

Best Sound – Mark Weingarten, James H. Mather, Al Nelson, Chris Burdon and Mark Taylor, Top Gun: Maverick

Best Adapted Screenplay – Sarah Polley, Women Talking

Best Original Screenplay – Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert, Everything Everywhere All At Once

Best Visual Effects – Joe Letteri, Richard Baneham, Eric Saindon and Daniel Barrett, Avatar: The Way of Water

Best Original Score – Volker Bertelmann, All Quiet on the Western Front

Best Production Design – Production Design: Christian M. Goldbeck; Set Decoration: Ernestine Hipper, All Quiet on the Western Front

Best Animated Short Film  – The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse

Best Documentary Short Film – The Elephant Whisperers

Best International Feature Film – All Quiet on the Western Front (Germany)

Best Costume Design – Ruth Carter, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

Best Makeup and Hairstyling – Adrien Morot, Judy Chin, and Annemarie Bradley, The Whale

Best Cinematography – James Friend, All Quiet on the Western Front

Best Live Action Short Film – An Irish Goodbye

Best Documentary Feature – Navalny

Best Actress in a Supporting Role – Jamie Lee Curtis, Everything Everywhere All at Once

Best Actor in a Supporting Role  – Ke Huy Quan, Everything Everywhere All at Once

Best Animated Feature – Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio

#Oscars #Oscars 2023 #Everything Everywhere All at Once #All Quiet on the Western Front #The Whale #RRR #Top Gun Maverick #Women Talking #Avatar The Way of Water #Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio #Black Panther Wakanda Forever #An Irish Goodbye #Navalny #The Elephant Whisperers #The Boy the Mole the Fox and the Horse #film #awards

[aquanafrahudy]

Jenny Everywhere and the Rather Annoyingly-Titled Sequel to "Jenny Everywhere and the Very Short Story"

"Now look here," said Jenny, "This is getting really rather ridiculous."

"Really?" said the narrator of the story, who happened to be me, "I find it quite amusing."

"It most certainly isn't!" cried Jenny, "There was I, all set to go out on my adventure, when suddenly the story ends! So I decide to go off on an extra-narrative adventure, and then another one starts! How on earth is an overly-metafictional incarnation of an ubiquitous open-source character supposed to get an adventure if there are stories starting and ending all over the place?"

"You might as well ask," the narrator (otherwise known as myself) remarked, "How one an overly-metafictional incarnation of an ubiquitous open-source character is supposed to get an adventure when she is sitting about arguing with a nebulous narrator who may or may not be being vaguely implied to be a narrator from one of the author's other works."

"Isn't this the author's debut?"

"Harrumph, well... In a manner of speaking."

"Right," said Jenny, "That's it! I'm going off on an adventure." but it turned out she couldn't as that was the end of the story.

The character of Jenny Everywhere is available for use by anyone, with only one condition: This paragraph must be included in any publication involving Jenny Everywhere, that others might use this property as they wish. All rights reversed.

#jenny everywhere #sequel #“Now look here" said Jenny #popping up in the notes at the end of the Tumblr post. #“This is most irregular!” cried the narrator (a personage whom I shall leave it to your very excellent brains to work out the identity of) #“The story is over!” #“Well that's rather my point” said Jenny #but couldn't get any further as just then an elephant fell on her head. #flash fiction #metafi #metafiction

[pointless-letters]

Script for the next Ricky Gervais Netflix special just got leaked

#Daily Mail #Self-identification #Tediously unfunny joke in 3…2…1… #An elephant #There we go #Charities #Legislation #My rights #Christ Garry #Take a day off #Have a Baileys #Ricky fucking Gervais #Netflix #Wankers #Wankers everywhere

[feralchaton]

#trouble #cage the elephant #everywhere I look I catch a glimpse of you #Spotify

[areacodefan]

I decorated these cupcakes in honor of my Oscar hopefuls! I doubt I’ll be able to watch or blog live. I expect to be far too nervous. How about the rest of you?

Left: EEAAO | Michelle Yeoh for Best Actress

Right: Elvis | Austin Butler for Best Actor

(Does the Elvis one look like a circus elephant? 🫤And my friend thought the rock was Marcel the Shell 🫤 — and I love Marcel but that rock has no shoes so 🫤)

#my cupcakes #fan art? #elvis profile hair & jumpsuit #eeaao rocks #eeaao googly eyes #does elvis look like a circus elephant? 🫤 #does the rock look like Marcel the Shell? 🫤 #austin butler #elvis presley #elvis movie #austin elvis fandom #michelle yeoh #eeaao #everything everywhere all at once #best actor 2023 #best actress 2023 #oscars 2023 #awards season #bittersweet awards season

[decemberhigherpower]

hiii bro man dude :p

hii :^3 just got home from school where i wrote a review of elephant for my english .. thumbsup

#it was not a favourable review sorry elephant fans everywhere

[coloursofaparadox]

im sorry i am actually incredibly incensed about that post about wildlife in south africa what the fuck do you mean there is a completely sensible solution that they have implemented completely successfully rather than just being taught how to not die to a cougar from the time you're 5 years old

#im researching this shit right fucking now i fully expected to just have elephants and shit everywhere in the more rural areas #just like we do here with megafauna

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

i was just forcibly clobbered by the realization that if my younger self was in the driver's seat of my life, i would have written an ed/stede moulin rouge au by now ✨✨✨

#i feel like there's weirdly a lot of overlap in what appeals to me about these two stories #the MAXIMALIST ABSURDISM! the FEELINGS EVERYWHERE! #the very tender and silly and sad first love between an idealistic novice and a jaded icon! #let's all spend some time thinking about the ed/stede elephant love medley #dollsome's deep thoughts #our flag means death #moulin rouge

[milliondollarbaby87]

Oscars 2023 - Winners

Sorry for the lack of Oscars build up posts this year but the ten days in the build up to them I was in Tokyo, so didn’t really want to spend my time when I was there blogging but I do have a few more Japan related posts coming! Here are the winners and I can I just say I am totally buzzing about Everything Everywhere All At Once! What an outstanding film that more than deserves it, along with…

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#Academy Awards #All Quiet on the Western Front #An Irish Goodbye #Avatar: The Way of Water #Black Panther: Wakanda Forever #Brendan Fraser #Daniel Kwan #Daniel Scheinert #Everything Everywhere All at Once #Guillermo del Toro&039;s Pinocchio #Jamie Lee Curtis #Ke Huy Quan #Michelle Yeoh #Navalny #Oscars #Oscars 2023 #RRR #The Boy the Mole the Fox and the Horse #The Elephant Whisperers #The Whale #Top Gun: Maverick #Women Talking

[tj-crochets]

I only knew jellycat plushies as the like cute weird food plushies I didn’t realize they had so so many other plushies  I might have a new favorite monster plushie???

#the person behind the yarn #I opted not to get the cat plushie that's the one I had as a kid #because it hasn't been made in more than 20 years and I am very sensitive to smells #and have no way to know what smells will have seeped into 20 year old faux fur #but yeah I placed an order from jellycat and THEN found the monster #(I got a pig and an elephant) #I spent too much of my adult life saying things like 'oh yeah I make a lot of stuffed animals and I have them everywhere #and love the ones my friends made me but I'm really not that much of a stuffed animal person I don't think' #I was WRONG I am stuffed animal person #I am embracing it. I love stuffed animals. I am going to buy them even though I can make them #to heck with it! I want the tiny adorable pig plushie and the cuddly floppy elephant plushie #I want to get a bean bag chair or one of those bowl chairs and cover it with plushies until it's a super cozy dragon hoard #(I do not know if I will actually go with the dragon hoard plan? I'll be moving again in a few months and idk how much space I'll have)

[vote2]

ive alwyas been enchanted by my parents stark empty room....

#literally a bed and two nightstands. no lamps. cpap machine on one side. elephant figure on the other. #everywhere we move they dont like furniture in there.

[werebutch]

The couch is supposed to be delivered any minute do you think the moving guys will think I’m weird for having 1 million animal skins and also a giant rabbit cage in my room

#my room is like really messy bc all the stuff that’s supposed to go on shelves isn’t up yet #bc I haven’t put up my shelves. because I have to figure out where im putting big things like the wooden elephant and my deer head. um #SO EVERYTHING IS EVERYWHERE but I tried. at least they can set it down in the middle of the room all inconvenient like

[ignify-caligo]

going through my playlists made me realise i have a few songs that always worm their way into each fandom - whatever it may be they just pop up and stay lmao

#a great example is can you feel my heart either by varien/bring me back the horizon #there’s also cage the elephant- they be everywhere lol #working on a jalim playlist at the moment so if anyone wanna help out music recs are appreciate! <3 #jalim #house of ashes #caligo talks

[jesskasb]

fucking found it i would listen to this on loop until i felt sick of it if i could

#but i cant bc youtube browser doesnt do loop #wait if i do desktop mode i prob can #will do that. #i condesce my anger into a toxic sludge like yhe elephants foot instead of exploding everywhere #Youtube