The power of female vanity should never be underestimated.
Anne Gisleson
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funniest scene in hotd by a mile is larys doing his little guy performance for the first time in public, giving it his all and finally saying the speech about rare blooms he has been rehearsing for the past week as a way to carefully present the similarities between him and alicent and to flatter her? threaten her? offer himself to her? but alicent is on the inside like why is this guy so fucking weird. and then "lovely weather isn't it?" with this face 🙂
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no no no I had it all wrong with the Alice in Wonderland AU
Either Sanemi or Kyojuro as a Will Turner-esque love interest in a Pirates of the Caribbean AU
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just finished reading the escorts devilgram! funny luci and satan moments at the cost of blatant misogyny! fuck you/10
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nasty horrible irredeemable man who was at the goth club for like pussy tourism or something started talking to me and was like wow the vibe is so beautiful here i love it....you look so cool....i love all you black metal chicks you're always down for anything and then tried to get me to go back to his place to "take pictures" and when i was like ahah absolutely not he was like what aren't you sex positive though? and then tried to get me to rate him from 1-10 and got pissy when i said i don't do that and walked off in a huff to chat up another girl i really think men need to be jailed from sundown to sunrise
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Anyway guys im at 170 subs on substack can I manipulate all of you into subscribing because I want to hit 200 before by bday next month
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Pursuit and seduction are the essence of sexuality. It’s part of the sizzle.
Camille Paglia
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Lance: Hey bitch, will you be my bitch, bitch
Keith: What the actual fuck Lance.
Lance: So yes? Dinner at 7pm? See you there my man!
Keith: *left dumbfounded* you decided to ask me out... AND THAT WAS WHAT U CAME UP WITH???
Lance: It worked did it not?
Keith: i haven't even accepted it yet-
Lance: oh...
Keith: but ugh yes it unfortunately worked
Lance: heh you love my feminine wiles
Keith: YOUR WHAT.
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^ consuming the saw franchise entirely secondhand thru moefied art of that guy with the huge boobies
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