Y’all gotta quit saying that Frank was the reason Margaret was evil and that him being there slowed her character development. My girl was evil on her own. She doesn’t need no man to be the villain. Quit discrediting all her evil deeds to men! She did that crazy shit! I wanna see more of y’all supporting evil women. I love you girls, and know that you and you alone are evil enough, you don’t need no man to be a crazy villainess person.
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“Henry Blake was incompetent” Henry Blake was human and a great surgeon. He loved his kids, his wife, fishing, he loved Hawkeye, Trapper, Klinger, Radar, Mulcahey, he loved being a doctor. Just because he wasn’t walking military propaganda like Col. Potter doesn’t mean he was incompetent. Henry trusted everyone to make the good moral decision. They always did, and I happen to think he was a good, fair leader.
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trapper and hawkeye spending weeks convincing frank that telepathy/telekenesis is real only so they can fake having telepathic sex and annoy the shit out of him
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Would[insert MASH character] fuck their clone?
Hawkeye
yes
no questions asked would 100% fuck his clone
if he asked any questions it would be 'can we make more of myself and start an orgy'
Trapper
yes
would ask the basic questions like 'what the fuck' and 'where in god's name did someone get a clone of me' but would stop giving a shit fairly quickly
would probably pull several pranks with the clone as well
B.J.
no
would probably spend several days trying to figure out if it counts as cheating but ends up deciding that he's not his own type
They'd spend the rest of the time setting up the Prank of All Time
Henry
no
they would go fishing and do nothing else for about 24 hours
no one knows why he's missing except Radar and he's too confused about to be able to explain it to Hawkeye
Potter
no
absolutely not
wouldn't even consider it a possibility
would probably paint a self portrait
Frank
no
would probably accuse the clone of being a spy in the most bigoted way possible
would DEFINITELY call the clone ferret face, needle nose, lipless wonder, etc (for the bit ofc)
Margaret
yes
their first interaction would be something along the lines of 'You're the only bitch in the house that I ever respected'
would probably end with a queer awakening
Charles
no
asexual king
They would simply complain to each other about Everything
Radar
no
is probably the reason the clone is there in the first place
If they teamed up they'd probably end the war early
And get every single other task done in the process
Father Mulcahy
no
Lmaoooo absolutely not
Asexual king: catholic boogaloo
Klinger
no
Would probably try to use the clone to go AWOL but through a series of comedic mishaps end up back at camp
would give Henry a stroke
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