#GOD BEST GIRLS FOR REAL

[ava-does-dumbassery]

Egyptian pharaoh names but I’ve turned them into ancient cat names

1. Tutankhbastet (Tutankhamun)

This is the most obvious name on this list because literally all I’ve done is change out the name of one god for another god. I’m not doing that for any of the others I promise.

King Tutankhamun is the one pharaoh everybody knows about, which is ironic since his birth name literally means “the living (ankh) image (tut) of the Hidden One (Amun).” (“Tut” can also be translated as “likeness” or “statue.”)

Amun was the Egyptian god of, uh… stuff (he’s hidden. His whole deal is that he’s hidden). Bastet was the Egyptian cat goddess. Sometimes she was portrayed as a lady with a cat head, but sometimes she was just a cat. If you switch Amun’s name out for Bastet’s, it becomes “the living (ankh) image (tut) of the Cat Goddess (Bastet).” Truly, a name that only the most dignified and elegant cats deserve.

Transliteration: twt-anx-bAstt

You could also say it “Tutankhbast” if you prefer.

2. Hatmiushepsyu (Hatshepsut)

Hatshepsut’s name means “the foremost (hat) of noblewomen (shepsut),” and it turned out to be really good name for her, since she became pharaoh and all. If you want to change it to “foremost of noble cats” it becomes Hat-miu-shepsyu, “miu” meaning “cats” and shepsyu meaning “noble.”

Transliteration: HAt-miww-Spsyw

3. Nedjestiti (Nefertiti)

I am aware that calling Nefertiti a pharaoh is controversial since there’s a chance that Neferneferuaten might have been her daughter and not her. But finding names of pharaohs that you can do this to and are also popular enough to be recognized is hard so shush.

Nefertiti was supposedly the most beautiful woman in the ancient world (although we can’t confirm that because Nefertiti and all the other ancient women are now dead). Her name fits this, because it means “the beautiful one (nefert) has come (iti).”

“Nedjes” is a word meaning “small,” so changing the name to Nedjest-iti makes it mean “the small one has come.”

This is a good name, because if your cat is bad then you can use it in a derogatory sense to call them a penniless little beggar. Unfortunately, it only really works for girl cats, because the masculine version is “Nedjesiu,” which loses the pun quite a bit.

Transliteration: nDst-ii.ti

4. Miumer (Narmer)

Narmer was the first pharaoh to rule over all of Egypt, and like other early pharaohs the only name used for himself was his Horus name instead of his throne name or birth name. (You know that TS Elliot poem about how cats have a bunch of different types of names? Pharaohs are like that too). Because Narmer was his Horus name, it was written inside an enclosure called a serekh instead of a cartouche.

The name itself means something like “striking (mer) catfish (nar)” or “fierce (mer) catfish (nar).” To change it to “striking cat” or “fierce cat,” you need to change nar to miu: Miu-mer. (Yeah the English translations of this one are stronger wordplay than the Egyptian versions, sorry.)

If your cat is a girl then the name should be Miutmer instead.

Transliteration: miw-mr

5. Bitokris (Netiqerti/“Nitokris”)

Queen Nitokris was either a cunning murderess, whose name lurks in the shadows of history… or she was a 3,000 year old transcription error. The only potential record we have of her name in hieroglyphs is the name of a pharaoh called “Netiqerti” on the Turin kings list. This could be Nitokris, or it could be a mistake made by a scribe while trying to copy the name of the name of another, completely different pharaoh.

If Netiqerti is Nitokris, then her name means “Neith (Net, a goddess) is excellent (iqerti).” Bit-iqerti/Bitokris would mean “honey (bit) is excellent (iqerti).”

Transliteration: bit-iqr.ti

#Ancient egypt #egyptology #ancient languages #This list ending up having more girl pharaohs than boy pharaohs on it which is neat (even if one of them probably wasn’t real) #A lot of the famous names of male pharaohs I first thought of using are things like ‘the justice of Ra is strong’ ‘Thoth is born’ #Or some other combination of god name + religious meaning #And just switching another god out for Bastet gets very repetitive so I was only willing to put one version of that on this list #And the king Tut one works the best because Tut and Bastet are both well known enough that some non-nerds will probably be able to get it #Also because ‘The living image of Bastet’ is just a great name for a cat #The Nitokris one also follows that format but I was able to think of something that wasn’t just another god without completely changing it #And I’m so proud of myself for thinking of that. Bitokris is a great name. #I put this list in order of which of the pharaohs on it are most well known. If it was in order of the best names Bitokris would be first #and Tutankhbastet would be second #Ava has thoughts #Id in alt #ancient egypt stuff #Long post

[madame-mongoose]

I saw this really cool doll/puppet someone made of their oc on twitter and I want one of Zeki soooo bad. But I can't sculpt or sew for shit 😭

#god why is it so hard to find people to c0mmission for cool stuff like that #the best bet i could probably get is a repainted monster high doll #but i want something personalized ya know? #augh i just want my silly girl to be real #monnie rambles

[tallymali]

Actually "gal" is the woman version of guy, girl is the woman version of boy. Stick to referring to us as women instead of participating in the infantilization of women please 🙃

lmaaoooo you clown

#interesting how this is worded like a Request From The Woman Community #i am in fact a grown ass woman with grown ass woman friends #and when we talk about the shit that effects us as women. the fact that we refer to each other as girls is nowhere near the list #like. this is obvious to anyone who lives in the real world and interacts with other adults #but i suspect anon here is a child from that particular part of the idiotsphere #where the worst things that happen to women are whatever best fuels their need to be a nuisance #and cause their little online dogpiles #like they have this obsessive need to Speak For All Women #and when one of the ~4 billion women in the world disagrees with them? #we are either completely erased from their narrative or used as an example of the aforementioned dogpiling #because god forbid we step out of line #also on the word gal: american ass take #asky ask

[boxwinebaddie]

Hi Uncle Nina !!

I don't wanna clog your ask box with stupid shit but this is stupid shit but it was also my bday on the thirteenth so shjdjdjs

As a fellow Monster addict ( I got a flat of Monster for my bday and collect the cans I have 30 diff ones so far <3 ) I need to know what Stan's favourite is

And on the less stupid side of things I was also hoping to potentially hear more about Stan's trans journey/Kyle finding out Raven is trans

Also I'm sorry your job has been so stressful lately :(( I hope you have a good day 🧡

- Stan 🧡

hi orange heart stan! <3

it's so good to hear from you, baby.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHSLAY, MY LOVE! i'm sorry i'm a little late, but you know me -- everything i do is fashionably late, darling. ;)

but also!!!!! call your wonderful, lovely ask message stupid shit again!!! see what happens!!! i'm gonna frown So WIDE, i'm gonna look so Upset. i'm going to hold you up to the sun!!! JUST WATCH!!!! >;/

my sweet stannie; you are a gift, a treasure. and your ask memes are a pleasure. i don't find them stupid in any shape or form, be nice. conversely, they are extremely special to me and it's why i put off writing this message for a little while because i wanted to respond to it thoughtfully, seeing as though it's your bday message.

which, *cracks knuckles* to get the ball roooollling.

i can absolutely tell you what monster energy is stan's favorite, but as a bday bonus, bc i wasn't sure which stan you wanted to know about, or if you wanted both: i'll give you both my style's fave monster flavs

and i was going to go into some ravenstan trans lore after that, but i feel like that info should go in it's own ask, yeah? i just don't want it to get cluttered. so if you feel so inclined, would you mind sending me a second anon where i can drop that info? thank you, baby! mwah

but now, w/o further ado...

please enjoy the most Refreshing part of your day <333

for context ( and actually because i got an anon once who wanted to know whether i drink energy drinks ), i don't really know that much about energy drinks/flavors because i don't really drink energy drinks.

i mean okay, i'm not really sure if it counts as an energy drink, but i will chug a guayaki yerba mate like it is the elixir of life. ( also i fully maintain that pep stan drinks the enlightenment flavor and ravenstan drinks the raspberry one -- crunchy eco kings ) my favorite one is the passion terrere one. it's like the only one that doesn't come in a can and only comes in a glass bottle...that ice cold passion terrere mate in the glass...it hits so different than the can...oh my god. so good.

and as far as monsters go, i pretty much only drink pipeline punch bc i'm a pretty pink princess and that's what hot girls drink <3 but other than that i drink black coffee because i am an exhausted teacher girlie, but that's purely for fuel. to be honest, i rarely drink energy drinks just for fun, i only have caffeine to stay upright.

which isn't a great idea...but...i am not a role model....

speaking of:

so i told riley this story the other day, bc i needed to get her brilliant genius girl insight on energy drink flavors because she is the sugar free energy queen ( riley's answer was kyle x ultra strawberry dreams and stan x ultra mango fiesta, which, everyone say thank u riley <3 )

-- also god if you are real, bring back the watermelon lime venom you discontinued, you sick fuck, it was riley's favorite, thank you for giving us lovely orange heart stan, and fuck you very much for making ME, bitch! come on down, king! you won't! why the fuck would you extend my coworkers vacation! fight me, ugly!!!! --

and i was telling her about how i am the chaotic kenny friend, i make really bad, chaotic decisions, have no self preservation, hype and gas up my extremely bad ideas and convince myself i'm big brain, wow.

and...oof. so like 2-3 years ago during finals week, i had a fuck ton of essays and projects due ( i was a very bad student btw which is funny bc i'm a teacher ) and no idea how i was gonna do them, so i had the Brilliant Idea...to buy three Random bang energy drinks...

AND SHOTGUN ALL OF THEM BACK TO BACK LIKE BEER CANS.

ohhhhhhhhhhhh my god, party girl nina. help. crying.

and yknow, i thought this was such a good idea! i was like wow i'm gonna be so awake, i am going to b invincible.

i....was not Invicible. i was...very, very sick. i was like almost catatonic and shaking on the floor of my dorm bathroom, lmao. i had to have my roomate take a picture of me on the floor and text all my teachers what happened, which, thank god they were all really nice and laughed but...i feel like that tells you everything you need to know about me...people who think i'm their hero...i am a fucking idiot.

but!! BUUUUTTT! just for You, baby. i deep dived a lot of forums and read a lot about the flavor profiles and think...i made a pretty accurate assertion of what my kid's energy drink preferences are <3

me: paris hilton pipeline punch bc i am bad as hell ;)

stan the man with the plan: okay, so i think that pep stan is definitely that ultra paradise monster energy. it just seems really crisp, clean, earthy. stan also doesn't really care for sweets or sugar, so it makes sense to me that he would be drinking a zero sugar monster ( kyle is disgusted ) idk the kiwi, lime, cucumber flavor profile just feels like pep stan. please tell me you can see the vision, help.

kyle pile: hmmm...so what i've concluded with my research is that kyle pile probably likes that pacific pipeline monster that seems to taste like fruit punch <3 it has to be the full sugar ones because of his blood sugar and stan does kind of scold kyle for drinking them bc he's not really supposed to and he gets really cracked out ahdslkshd like he's really cute but stan is like oh my god bro you gotta lay down but yeah i think that one or the orange dreamsicle one, which is hilarious because the only foods stmwtp canonically does not like are pickles and artifical orange flavoring...he really loves kp.

raven: soooooo i know that i said pep stan was the mango loco monster energy, BUT RAVENSTAN IS LITERALLY THE MANGO LOCO MONSTER ENERGY LIKE HELLO??? also i feel like he is like those mexican dads that put a little tajin in whatever they're eating and act like they've invented fire heeeeeelp ravenstan is so the dad that cuts u up fruit into little shapes and pus tajin on them and feeds u them when ur sad <333 luv u raven ;-; <3 but yeah i feel like he full on turns it into a raspado its so unserious sometimes theres a shot in there, it's usually the spicy tamarind smirnoff vodka,

...what can i say my man is a visionary and i see it

jersey: oooookaaaaay. so...sigh. for Obvious Reasons, pre and during rm, because of kyle's ed, he only drinks the sugar free monsters. for energy because he's exhausted ( my baby </3 ) but i also do think he thinks they taste good. i think he fucks with that ultra watermelon flavor that just tastes like the most beautiful, delectable, mouth watering liquid watermelon candy ever. i also think he could rock with the strawberry or the peach one sounds dank.

if the watermelon one isn't there it does stress him out, but he has a mental list of what one is next on the tier list, and acts accordingly. its kind of a nice change of pace but...his brain does not think that. however, when kyle is healing, weirdly enough, i think he ACTUALLY LIKES???? those coffee flavored ones??? which is Insane and everyone including tweek points and laughs at him

i hope...that suffices? you're totally welcome to offer me what you think is the right answer: you're the monster expert, after all. but this is what i feel in my heart! i think it feels accurate but, lmk! :')

and also...speaking of my job. UUUUUUGH. thank you baby. :((( i am actually criminally depressed because my fucking HOE-WORKER fucking extended his vacation ONE MORE WEEK! so i have to cover all his shifts for an extra week while he's on vacation. so that means i don't get to watch my testing accommodation kids who i miss very much, i still don't get his kinder reccess shift and literally??? spring break is next week like he couldn't WAIT???? holy fuck i'm Sad. :(

but i will be fine darling. but it's actually why i wanted to see if you could send me another anon so i can use that anon to talk about trans stan journey stuff? i just don't want it to get lost in this post and also, i'm not in great spirits rn and don't want to answer it until i can write something that's not flaming garbage.

but happy late birthday baby, i'm so glad you were born. <333

-uncle nina, monster shot gun queen

p.s. what is your favorite monster energy? :)

#BB IF YOU CALL YOUR MESSAGE STUPID ONE MORE TIME #I AM GOING TO PUT YOU IN SO MANY BLANKETS AND FEED YOU SO MANY SNACKS AND BRAID UR HAIR #KNOCK IT AWHFF!!!!!! #you are so loved and this was no stupid at all and i actually had a lot of fun reading all about all the monster flavors #i'm sorry if its not totally accurate i did my best #i'm sorry the green one is so much more pep stan #and the mango loco one is actually raven #like thats just the right answer #ravenstan drinking the mango loco monster w the tajin rim...like he's kind of a genius oh my god #him turning them into a cursed mixed drink is foul tho i just know his head hurts after that #i cant believe i had jersey likes the coffee ones that is so foul #but him drinking the no sugar ones and drinking the candy flavored ones bc he is like 7 years old #theyre so cute lkahdkshd also kyle pile also likes the cherry blade lemonade bang energy that feels right to me #BUT YEAH I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE #TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK HAHA #also sorry i didnt give you the Serious answer in that post but ravens trans journey is really important to me #and i really want to honor that and not rush it or write it when i am in a bad mood...ill make it worth it for you my love #but uuuugh no im in such a bad mood like im actually so frustrated like this is just not fair to me #me n the older kids are starting to kind of be alright but it kind of ebbs and flows like its better somedays and worse others #but they are stuck with just me for another week so were managing tbh my coworker was dad and im mom basically #im more like stepmom and they dont really like me bc ur not my real mom but like at least im nice lmao #but yeah happy birthday baby hope you enjoyed this and i will get you the answers you seek very soon mWAAAAH #also not me shotgunning 3 bang energies and throwing up and having to have my friends email my professors #when i tell you im not a role model i mean that i am a joke i make such bad decisions #live fast die young bad girls do it well

[minionwater]

only yesterday I said to her, “I want you for my wife.” and she said, “your wife? what would she want with me?”

#god I love them. worlds most problematic girl best friends #‘what’s up w sally’s fingers?’ little treat for the goodbye to berlin readers. iykyk #sanders art tag #cabaret #musical theatre #fanart #sally bowles #emcee #I think this is the first time I’ve drawn natasha richardson sally. usually I draw his random lady I saw in some tiny 40 seater #she’s got a fun face to draw #alan cumming I can do a perfect likeness from memory at this point let’s be real

[philtatosbuck]

if i've ever needed more proof that those people just say shit. because WHAT is this lmfao

#anti zutara #but on god what kind of logic #'firstborn daughters always look more like the father' girl WHAT #'su is obviously sokka's' good LORD. #one thing i have NEVER understood about the zutarians who want kya to be zuko's #is why they would express katara who has DEEP sense of loyalty #as a cheater #same with zuko for that fucking matter #like who are the people you're describing #you think. aang's wife and best friend had an affair behind his back? #and never told him? #“with how misogynistic they made aang out to be” i'm sorry but #if you're going to have an honest to god conversation about misogyny within the gaang. aang is the last person who needs the conversation?? #get real ain't no way you're almost 30 with no comprehension skills beyond your shipping goggles

[corpocyborg]

God, I will never not enjoy how surprised nearly all my younger students get when they find out how much I know about video games. Like... but you're my teacher... and you're nearly 30... and you're a woman... how can this be??? 🤯

#my favorite thing is when they start trying to convince me to play their favorite games and report back to them about what i thought of them #it's so cute #plus honestly they already normally get so shocked when they see my gaming laptop... then they find out i actually use it hahaha #i am proud of the fact that i've been told i type fast by 12 year olds... that is a real compliment... they type SO fast themselves #god... on another note one little girl once saw my laptop stickers and asked me what year i graduated from miskatonic university #and then i told her it's a fictional school and she said “oh so you didn't go to the college of winterhold either?” 😂 #once one kid asked me if i have a husband and kids and when i said no to both of those she goes “oh i guess you're alone” 😂😂 #and then i told her i live with my two best friends and we mostly play video games and board games and tabletop rpgs all day #and then she said she wants to do that too lol #i told her she should do whatever she thinks will make her happy ofc #it is just amusing when kids meet an adult who doesn't act the way they expect... but honestly they adapt to new info so fast #i mean ofc they do they are designed to learn basically everything is new to them #they are funny because they get so shocked and then instantly recover

[bylertruther]

how i sleep after thinking abt all of my silly little byIer AUs

#if i think abt byIer in tht situation then i do not have to deal with the fact that they really did that to my girl max for real for real #like actually For Real they broke her bones FOR REAL!!!!!!!!! WHY DID THEY DO THAT TO HER............. god see . now i need to think #abt an au. mike asked will if he wanted to work on a campaign together and will did a quick sketch of him in his wizard hat and mike with #a sword. they're stick figures but it's will so they're the best stick figures mike has ever seen in his life and he doesn't have to #recreate the sketch to hang in the hospital room bc he's Mike and he's never lost or thrown away any of will's art since they were five so. #SEE i did it i have successfully chased the thoughts of canon Iumax from my mind and can delude myself into thinking theyre ok<3

[remitro]

feeling shrimp emotions about cbee again. sorry it will happen again

#postcanon ranboo revival is real to me. thinking a normal amount of thoughts about them when everything is over and the dust settles #full believer that they get like. married married after ranboo is revived because goddammit they never got a wedding the first time #and maybe ranboo's ghost was a little too haunting because tubbo can never quite forget it the bloodstained wedding dress the ruined veil #the way their hair hung in front of their eyes #down in the way that ranboo always hated with he was alive because of how it touched her neck #about those empty empty eyes about something in the shape of someone you loved more than anything that doesn't understand. OK #really normal about replacing something that haunted you for so long with something happier. with something joyous #michael gets to be ring bearer. tommy is the flower girl AND the best man because he's just cool like that #ranboo's bouquet is pink tulips. jasmine flowers are braided into their hair. Does Anyone Hear Me. Does Anyone Fucking Hear Me #hm. i need to draw this will i probably not. but i want to. GOD i want to #they have the first set of rings on their horns but i think they order a second set for their actual hands #tommy spends at least five minutes laughing when he sees how much bigger ranboo's ring is in comparison #look. to me tubbo is maybe 5'4 if we're being nice about ranboo has AT LEAST a full foot on him if we're being generous #he never had a chance

[levitheseus]

it's so wild to me that i heard daughter of evil a decade ago. riliane lucifen d'autriche has had a place in my brain for ten whole years. for my eleventh birthday i forced my family to find a way that i could closet cosplay her. my mother still remembers the "evil princess" song. my first digital art on a tablet (rather than mspaint) is of riliane's old design. she and allen were on my high school graduation cap. i have their nendoroid petites and some other riliane figure and i'll drop however much for their actual nendoroids too. truly a character of all time.

#the part in master of the heavenly yard. the pv text that goes #“all of the spirits in the world are singing. for riliane.” #god it makes me tear up every single time #she isn't my *favourite* number one best girl but #she has a real special place in my heart #ramblings

[dilfsuzanneyk]

ok now some people are just being straight up mean on the weird al poll 😭😭

#i'm sorry?? for being young?? #like i said i'll gladly make another one that's like. Better with more options #but again #the poll was smt i didn't put much thought into #it's just for fun! #also some people are making it sound like a lot of the younger people in the tags (assuming around my age too) would have #never experienced things that I HAVE DEFO EXPERIENCED. #i experienced early youtube!!! i grew up on it!! #i still listen to the radio!! i just happened to be born too late AND not in the USA so i never heard him on it!! #i HAVE cds and dvds. #some people are way too mean to younger people and it's a bit unfair #we're trying our best real life sucks this was a fun poll why are you taking it so seriously #someone said they hate the post?? girl just scroll then #have you heard of the block button. #i'm sorry for ranting but this is like getting on my nerves. #if anyone (specifically like mutuals) think it's a good idea to try making a better poll i'll do it! #but i don't think i Have to #god some of the tags on that post are just making me feel worse #and this day was already horrible #vex rambles

[08theverysmallhuman]

I fuuuucking knew I've heard a name that sounded like Chigiri Hyoma before. I KNEW I've seen another dazzling redhead in a sports manga about standing out

chigiri. You never fucking. Told me your sister was Chii-chan how dare you

#blue lock #ballroom e youkoso #chigiri hyoma #chinatsu hiyama #GOD FUCK #SHE'S LITERALLY HER LOOK AT THAT. FOR FUCKING REAL #best girl....... my beloved #blue lock chigiri #08.text

[sociuscomrade]

Why the shit has she plagued my brain for so long

I love Cinder fall she's like...my type all in one. Bad girls that can kill me. The way she holds herself, her drip is amazing. And the scars make her fucking sexy.

She's also just an absolute failure at times and honestly that makes her even better.

"Damn you like bad girls, well she's bad at everything."

So full of ego that she gets blindsided by the simplest of things, her "evil plans!"

For the fat fetish side of things

SHE IS THE FATTEST VILLAINESS or at least gives off major feedee/feeder vibes.

Hourglass or with an ass that claps with every step and the softest fattest face ever with jowls that jiggle with every step she takes.

Either fattening team RWBY to blobs or being Salem's personal fatty.

She'd view her growing body as a sign of power and shows off her body with pride and shakes her ass like no other. Learns how to belly dance and tease like a mf.

I want her to smother me with her fat ass and with love and affection and I wanna treat her with kindness that's been so foreign to her life.

#i love this bitch #cinder fall is best girl #Socius rambles #shes practically my oc at this point #considering the state of rt lmao #i claim her as my own character #or make someone similar i dunno #brainrot is real #rwby #rwby cinder #fucking GOD SHES HOT #i got a thing for bad girls #or like fire girls #or both! #i would say more but my brain would crumble thinking about her #or cause of her fat ass #oh its baaaaaaad lmao

[boxwinebaddie]

stas is so funny helpsdjksd

AAA shes my gay high fantasy medieval girlfail daughter!

like omg when she was masquerading as a ~man~

and the other contestants enlisted in the challenge of champions were exchanging names and such, they looked at her and were like

"and pray tell, kinsman, what do they call you?" and bc she was Not Thinking ( she is never thinking smh ) she started to confidently say "STA-" then was like fUUUUUCK but looked around, literally saw someone standing n was like "Stand :)" so they were like *squints*

"your name is...Stand?" to which she v convincingly offered "stand...ley?" ( crying and throwing up ) ready 2 die but someone said "ah! Stanley! ive a cousin by that name!" so she yelled "aye! STANLEY! that is...My Name."

shdjshdsks RIIIIP

and thought Thank The Gods Thats Over! when someone fkn asked for her surname and she was like "MARSH---" fuckfuckfufkcufkc *sweats* and then literally saw someone walking and was like

"marsh...walker. Stan...ley...Marsh...Walker."

:)

KHDSLKHDLKD RIIIIP

-uncle nina, the gay girl failure agenda

#HKSHLSKDSDS #im a simple woman i peddle my humble tkak content #girl failure stas is real #she did her best and my god it was not very good #but i love her #she needed so much ale after that besties #she was crying and throwing up the stas special #i am all of tkak nation me and like my 3 tkak asks #i love u #but no i am obsessed w her

[hanaasbananas]

just remembered how when I was in year 8/9 there was this one IT guy in my school who ALL of the girls had a crush on so everytime one of our teachers had a problem w the computer or whiteboard someone would be like "omg miss shall I go get GEORGE" and they'd all start giggling if he was the guy to show up it was so funny bc like...I guess he was kinda cute.It was 2012 so he had that floppy hair all the guys had and stretched ears and always wore skinny jeans w his work shirt and checkered vans and oh my god the girls were OBSESSED w his chunky glasses

p sure they stalked his socials too cus WHY do I know that he was in an indie band????

but also poor guy, man he was just trying to live his best life being an IT tech and suddenly he had hordes of 12 and 13 year olds crushing on him and trying to flirt w him and coming down to the IT room all the time no wonder he left

#banana speaks 🍌 #he literally just popped into my head randomly today and i was like...was this real??? #(i texted a friend) #(it was) #just...one time my maths teacher needed help cus the board wasnt working so she called IT and the #SCREAM the girls scrumpt when she said that george would be down in a minute to fix it MY GOD #honestly im surprised he managed to survive 2 years before dipping lmao he was in his early 20s at BEST

[paterklatter]

who up experiencing double internalized homophobia

#'i can't like girls that's unnatural and disgusting' #'i can't ever be a real man if i like men' #CAN I EVER WIN????????? #also i get like physically ill at the idea of marrying a man? not even dating that's fine. just forever tying myself to a man fucks me up #i feel like if i marry a man best case scenario i'm always going to be a faggot worst case scenario i'll be a wife until death #when i daydream about relationships i'm always married to the women and only dating the men #god i wish i were just a straight trans man then i could just be a regular ass man who was born in the wrong body #i transition and i get a job at the office bs factory and marry a woman and adopt 2.5 kids. i know i still wouldn't be normal but i wish #i always imagine i'll be in a happy regular marriage and any past relationships with men was just me 'experimenting' #i know that's bs. i know i like men just as much as women but i wish that it's going to change. i know it won't. but i wish #idk why i think about this so much i literally play overwatch and collect criterions i can't get dick or pussy to save my life #i had an interaction with my mom most akin to the 'damn nobody want you fr fr' meme the other day #i get so few bitches my mom can't even be homophobic anymore she just needs me to fuck already because i'm an embarrassment #peter.txt