#HeisenHoe

[crowtrobotx]

#happy bi visibility week heisenhoes 💜 #more low effort content from the grand marshal of the Bisenberg parade #karl heisenberg #resident evil village #unfortunately not feeling good so this is all you get…. for now #the cadou is obviously the ‘alien’ in this scenario

[mishwanders]

I only have two thoughts about tomorrow’s surgery. One is “dear god please do not say anything weird about fictional men” while I’m unaware and two is “I can never give Heisenberg head for fear of him ripping out the screw from my jaw with his power.”

#a sad day for this heisenhoe #pour one out for me boys #mish rambles #mdni #karl heisenberg

[ur-local-coping-mechanic]

Hello, so I'm gonna be trying a new thing!

(Also I'm not ignoring the wonderful prompts and asks I already got)

As of last post, I have since got an irl boyfriend (unthinkable), I have both gained ideas and lost a lot of Karl vibes...

So! I am gonna start doing Karl x reader requests since I know myself and a lot of you eat that shit up and I need to get back into the Karl writing mood (😭 I need your help guys, seriously)

I am new to posting my writing here so I might get the formatting wrong, we shall see.

Oh and should I start tagging people? Let me know, and I'll get you on a list for each post

#karl heisenberg #resident evil village #karl heisenberg x oc #re8 heisenberg #resident evil oc #re8 oc #re8 #re8 headcanons #karl x reader #heisenhoes #platonic heisy content #heisenberg x reader #heisenberg x you #fic request #oneshot

[purdledooturt]

Thank you, @cinnamontails-ff, for tagging me - I really enjoy filling out these things 🙈

How many works do you have on AO3? 25.

What's your total AO3 word count? 50,253

What fandoms do you write for? I am currently writing for Baldur's Gate, and I'm thinking of dipping my toes into Spy x Family, but according to AO3 I have written for: Baldur's Gate, Layton Brothers: Mystery Room (the iOS spin-off), Professor Layton, Persona 4, Pokemon, Welcome to Night Vale, Fire Emblem: Awakening, League of Legends, Frozen, Resident Evil (Village, to be specific), Lovely Complex, and Mystic Messenger. Additionally, from Fanfiction.net, I have written for Twilight, Legend of Zelda, Doctor Who as well.

What are your top 5 fics by kudos? 1. Pecking Order - Fire Emblem Awakening (305 kudos) 2. Backseat Gamer - Lovely Complex (237 kudos - smaller fandoms are sleepers, I swear) 3. The Rules Don't Apply - Layton Brothers: Mystery Room (218 kudos) 4. Happy Birthdays - Layton Brothers: Mystery Room (163 kudos) 5. Trapped in the Courtroom - Layton Brothers: Mystery Room (146 kudos)

Do you respond to comments? I used to not - mainly because I forgot my AO3 details and I never checked it! I don't actually get emails from AO3 to let me know I've gotten comments, so by the time I'd noticed it would be months ago that someone had left it. But I'm more on top of it now, and I try to reply to everyone who comments to thank them for their time at least.

What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? Got me out here checking my fics and trying to remember what's what - I think I tend to avoid angst because I have to fight myself on the daily to get out of that mindset, and mentally I'm not quite separated enough from it to be able to look at it objectively without it absolutely ruining my mood. Apparently my angstiest fic in AO3 in general is Accepting Defeat, and on the grand scheme of things it's actually quite mild, so there you go. There's probably some borderline depressing things on my Fanfiction.net account, given I was a teenager with no emotional regulation back then, but I ain't digging for that.

What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? I love 'love'. I love hope. I love happy endings. Soooo this question is actually terribly difficult for me. Hang on, let me have a look at the old catalogue and see. I'll give you the gremlin is encumbered again, only because that made me laugh the most and I really liked exploring that minor camp dynamic in BG3 for the ending.

Do you get hate on fics? Thankfully, no - I usually write for smaller fandoms so normally people are just stoked to see content.

Do you write smut? If so, what kind? I've only recently started, so I'm still working on it. I have a few on the pipeline but my first one is my currently only contribution to the Resident Evil: Village fandom, and it's for the Heisenhoes. I like to provide.

Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written? I don't have any crossovers published anywhere but I'm sure I've written them when I was younger, in some notebook somewhere, but nothing comes to mind. It was definitely, most likely, an anime x anime crossover.

Have you ever had a fic stolen? Not that I am aware of.

Have you ever had a fic translated? Again, not that I am aware of!

Have you ever co-written a fic before? No - I have commitment issues and writing comes and goes for me as a hobby.

What's your all-time favourite ship? Oh god, this is hard. I don't know!

What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? I don't write multi-chapter things because I am useless, but I did have this Egoshipping fanfic I wrote that I have published in Fanfiction.net (I really ought to move it to AO3 - maybe I'll rewrite it). It's called Being Second (warning, that's a fanfiction.net link), and it was pretty angsty but the last update for it was nearly 10 years ago now.

What are your writing strengths? I'd like to think I do humour pretty well.

What are your writing weaknesses? Oh, boy, where do we start? I can't finish anything multi-chapter for the life of me because I lose interest so quick, and the weight of expectation gets to me. I can't be consistent with anything, and I've only started writing out plot instead of just pantsing it with no general idea of what I'm doing. I tend to get lost in characterisation because I'm too self-indulgent. I have a lot.

Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? Here's the cringe bit, because I was young when I started writing - I used to type out Japanese phrases in romaji in my Detective Conan fanfics. It definitely would take me out of the experience now if I were reading it, so it might be a bit jarring if not done right.

First fandom you wrote for? I'm checking fanfiction.net for this one, because that's where your girl's roots are. Apparently, Twilight! 2009.

Favourite fic you've written? Please don't make me choose between my children. I'm proud of everything that I put out, because it is a battle to even muster up the courage to put myself out there in that way. BUT if I had to, I would pick Pecking Order, not because it's the one with the most Kudos but because I genuinely blow my own mind when I read it, thinking 'I wrote this?'

I can't think of anyone to tag so I'll leave an open invite to whoever would like to fill this out too 🥰

#purdle-chatter

[fcrrokinetic]

How do you feel about being a HeisenHOE?

Ask Karl how he feels. He has to answer honestly.

"...I prefer Whoresenberg, if you must know. A much better portmanteau."

He pauses for a beat. "Although I would make the argument that I'm not really either of those things, considering the fact that I spend all my time in here constructing an army of the dead...."

[karlskitten]

Wakey Wakey

The moon was high and bright in the sky illuminating the bedroom through the window. It was late and you were having trouble getting back to sleep after waking up to get some water. You rolled over to see Karl in a deep sleep snoring softly. It was the first time in over a week that he had come to bed to get some actual rest. Cuddling closer you started gently playing with his chest hair, watching the slow rise and fall of his breathing. It was quite soothing, you probably could’ve kept going until you fell back to sleep, but a wonderfully wicked idea popped into your head.

A few months ago you and Karl had been talking about things you like or don’t like in bed and things you’re ok with. He had brought up that he likes the idea of being woken up with sex or being used in his sleep. You both talked about it for a long time and it ended with him telling you that you 100% had full permission. It wasn’t often that the opportunity presented itself and the rare times it had you weren’t brave enough to go through with it. Tonight though, you decided that was going to change. 

Carefully you moved up to his face and began kissing his cheek down to his neck. As you went you could hear the faintest moans pass his lips which gave you more confidence to continue. Moving further down his body you keep kissing lightly and rubbing your hand across his broad chest. Once down to his boxers you sat up and began sliding them off and out of your way. What greeted you was his already half hard cock. Gently you took him in your hand, stroking him a few times to bring him to his full length. Above you Karl moaned lowly and bucked his hips up the smallest bit, still deep in sleep.

His little movements and sounds made you grin, wondering what your touch was making him dream. A few more pumps of your hand and you decided it was time for more. Bringing your face closer you licked a long stripe from base to tip, your reward was a loud gasp from your Lord. You waited a few breaths to see if that had woken him, when you were sure it hadn’t you happily took him into your mouth. Bobbing your head and pumping your hand granted you more sounds from the man, music to your ears. Karl wasn’t the most vocal when awake but when asleep there was no holding back, each moan and groan shooting straight to your core.

You loved it. Continuing to suck his length, you moved your hand down to between your legs to your soaking cunt, easily sliding your middle and ring fingers in. You moaned around his cock as you began fucking yourself, preparing to take him in you fully. Once you felt ready you removed him from your mouth and brought yourself up to kneel your dripping pussy over his cock, teasing the tip up and down your folds. Unable to wait any longer you slid down onto him all the way to the hilt, granting you a loud moan from Karl, his breathing picking up but still not waking.

After giving yourself a second to adjust you began slowly grinding back and forth, concentrating on finding your release using your sleeping Lord. You leaned forward to feel more friction on your clit, threading your hands through his chest hair, hungrily nipping and kissing at his throat as you rode him, forcing a deep growl from him. More and more the sleeping man began to lazily thrust in you. Wanting to feel him deeper in your cunt you sat back up, one hand rubbing circles on your sensitive clit, the other playing with your breast.

You were lost to the pleasure, head thrown back as your orgasm was approaching, when without warning you felt hands grip tightly around your waist and a powerful thrust up into you. Gasping at the feeling you stopped grinding and looked down to see Karl, awake and staring at you with animalistic hunger. 

“Well well, looks like someone is enjoying themselves.” he purrs, your only response being a long whine as you rest your hands on his plush stomach and grind down on him, too horny from being so close to form a proper sentence. 

“Aww, does kitten want my help getting off?”. You quickly nodded your head, feeling more and more desperate.

He smiles up at you wickedly, that was all he needed. Quickly he wraps his arms around you, pulling you down to his chest before flipping you over onto your back while staying inside you. Before you can even focus on what just happened he throws both your legs over his shoulders and starts a punishing pace. 

“Mmmm I was waiting for you to wake me up like this. Seeing you bouncing on my cock, the ecstasy on your face, was like seeing heaven!” he growled out between grunts.

You could’t hear a word he said. You were too far gone, so deep in pleasure you were clinging to Karl for dear life while he pounded you into the mattress. So lost in lust you were almost drooling while moaning so loudly the village could probably hear. All you could do was barely coherently yell ‘close’ while being drilled so mercilessly. 

Karl reaches down and starts rubbing your clit keeping pace with his thrusts. “Go on sweetheart, wanna watch you fall apart under me” he whispered in your ear. As you come undone he thrusts harder and deeper into you making you scream his name along with a slew of profanities. He continues his pace and assault on your clit as you come down, feeling overstimulated you begin to whine.

“Where do you want it pet? Where do you want me to cum?”.

“In me, Please Karl!” you cry out your answer.

“Beg for it, beg me to breed you.” He growls out between pants.

“Please! Karl please cum in me, fill me up! PLEASE!” You shout.

He brings both hands to your hips grabbing on with such force you knew he’d leave bruises. His thrusting becoming more erratic as his pace speeds up. Then with one hard thrust he grunts loudly as you feel him unload inside you, so warm and so full of him.

Karl collapses onto you, resting his face between your neck and shoulder for a minute before rolling off and pulling you close to hold you.

“You alright Buttercup?” he whispered to you softly while rubbing his hand up and down your back. 

“Mmhmm, more than all right.” you say quietly with a small giggle, snuggling your face closer into his chest.

He chuckles and pulls you tighter, hearing the tiredness in your voice. You fell asleep quickly, being very worn out. Karl stayed awake, petting your hair, listening to your soft breathing, just enjoying the afterglow and the peace he feels with you. Eventually he to returned to sleep, both of you sleeping in late the next morning to make up for the lost sleep the night before.

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Merry Christmas here is some Daddy Heisenberg somno smut! :D idk how I feel about the writing of this one, kept double guessing it all for like 2 weeks while writing haha but here it is, lovely little present for the Heisenhoes <3

#karl heisenberg #karl heisenberg simp #karl heisenberg smut #daddy heisenberg #kittens kreations #mine #resident evil heisenberg #resident evil #resident evil smut #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #resident evil karl heisenberg #lord heisenberg #karl heisenberg x reader #karl heisenberg x you #karl heisenberg x reader smut #heisenhoe #re8 village #re8 karl heisenberg #re8 heisenberg #re8 smut

[lynmbo]

i made this 4 the Heisenhoes

#karl heisenberg #resident evil #resident evil village #re #re 8 #re8 #can we all just call ourselves heisenhoes

[blazingsaza]

Calling my fellow Heisenhoes! Where y'all at?? 🤣

This turned out to be more noir than i intended. Issokey tho :)

#heisenberg #lord heisenberg #karl heisenberg #heisenhorde #heisenhoes #resident evil #resident evil village #rebhfun #watercolor #watercolor art #watercolor drawing #schmincke watercolor #schmincke #sakura micron #kuretake brush pen #traditional art #traditional drawing #blazingsaza draws

[bellonathedragonborn]

Okay Heisenhoes some of y’all wanted to know what Carmella and Karl do behind closed doors so I will give y’all some things:

Karl kept his hat on the first time they had sex.

Karl likes putting his glasses or coat on Carmella while they’re going at it.

Carmella enjoys cupping his face while she is on top of him.

They usually do it on chairs and over tables or workbenches.

Pond or creek sex is a thing with them.

The usually make out after they have sex. It’s a soft session nothing rough.

When Carmella is in the mood she refers to Karl as Lord Heisenberg in a seductive tone.

Karl loves pulling her long hair.

Karl bites.

Carmella likes to lick. Preferably the neck, shoulders, and of course the tip.

Eye contact is a must for them.

Carmella loves how Karl’s facial hair rubs against her. (Especially when he’s playing with her chest.)

#Karl Heisenberg #karl heisenberg headcanons #Karl Heisenberg x OC #OC x canon #resident evil oc #resident evil 8 oc #re8 #OC Carmella Dimitrescu #resident evil village #heisenhorde #heisenhoes

[bartholomewillustrated]

Hi Hello Howdy!!!

I've gotten a Lotta new follows recently (and it seemsost of you are fellow heisenhoes) and I'm stuck in a bit of a spot figuring out what I should draw next... I wanna do all of them but i just can't focus in on one exactly.....

So if you see this and have an opinion help a man out! Lemme know what you wanna see from me!

1- Something (another comic? A collection of loose vignette doodles??) Of Unkie Heisneberg with the Dimitrescu Girls because I a d o r e this idea

2- I wanna make One(1) singular post about my dumb but dearly beloved re8 self-insert OC because I'm a maniac, his name is Lazarus Bosch and he's a Brat who does Things with Meat.

3- just some actual normal Heisenberg art, and like.. actual art not a doodle, like an actual good drawing of him that has Respectable Artistic Merit and Mood, show my Metal Husband some like.. love and respect

4- on the complete inverse some Reprehensiblely Horny Heisenberg (but not.. too horny because this is Tumblr Unfortunately)

5- BARTHOLOMEW FINISH THAT FOUR LORDS PIECE YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS WHOLE TIME BUT REFUSE TO FINISH YOU FOOL

#BartholomewsSpoken #also!!! if you have an specific like ideas for things inside these ideas (like vig ettes for the girls etc..) #lemme know!! i'd love to hear them and I'll be sure to make sure you get credit #i did absolutely also misspell heisenhoes as Heisenhogs and............ #i don't know WHAT that is specifically but it is Something.

[crowtrobotx]

@grisailledreams and I laughed at this Geoguessr find for five minutes straight last night.

Like. We know what it means.

But also.

Bonus nonsense:

#heisenhoe gaming horrors

[chazz-anova]

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#i dont see the sex appeal for heisenburg #im just gonna be honest #but im also putting it in tags cause you heisenhoes are wild #my lady is obviously the superior choice 🤤🤤❤❤❤❤❤ #mist appears

[auryborealis]

posting this separately for all my fellow Heisenhoes ;D

#re8 #karl heisenberg #resident evil village #art tag

[citrusro]

Some Heisenboobies for my fellow Heisenhoes 💖 I couldn’t resist this meme 😂😂

#I want to bury my face in his chest #damn I’m thirsty #art #digital #my art #fanart #resident evil village #karl heisenberg #re8 #re8 heisenberg #meme

[karlskitten]

Neil signed my Holiday Heisenberg print today! 😊😊😊😊😊 I'm so happy and excited to get it

#no big neil #neil newbon #karl heisenberg #daddy heisenberg #heisenhoe #resident evil 8 #resident evil #resident evil village #resident evil heisenberg #resident evil karl heisenberg #ho ho ho motherfuckers

[queenmuzz]

Hey Muzz, I'm wondering do you have fic authors recommendation list?

Oh god! I just realized that I missed this ask! I'M SO SORRY! Ahem, here is a list of writers I quite admire. No doubt you'll know most of them, but it's nice to see them all. TehRevving For when you want good quality smut. Mostly Dante, but when she's forced to, she writes excellent Vergil smut too. Please check out her Ignis stuff as well. And now she's become a Heisenhoe, so the RE fandom is about to get hit hard..... Synchron There's a reason her 'Devil's pact' is in the top 5 kudo'd stories in DMC Ao3. That woman could make a eunuch horny. But wait, there's more! Just when you think you are gonna read another steamy story. BAM! She hits you with feels. Lachesissora Speaking of feels.... Do you want fluff? Do you want to cry your eyes out? Do you want to smack both Sparda brothers over the head and tell them to get along? Then look no further than this writer, who can rip my heart out, stomp on it, and I'd thank her. But I get the last laugh! For she has now been corrupted, and writes really good smut... Virberos This writer's imagination is frankly frightening. Go on an epic journey with her OC, Cassandra, and adventure through AU after AU, each story lovingly crafted to perfection.

Astral_Space_Dragon Be careful with this one. You mention an idea or a funny/sad headcanon within earshot of her, and next thing you know, BOOM! She's created a one shot guaranteed to make you go 'aww' or 'waaaah' or 'bahahah' or your money back! She also has her own OC, Rosemary, so check her out!

RubixaSereph Generally, you get a choice when it comes to a writer: Quantity, or Quality. Somehow, this writer does both. And to top it all off, she's an excellent artist! Some people get to swim in the deep end of the talent pool. There's so many more that I could list... I'll work on a second version of the list.

#Devil May Cry #fanfic authors #my reccomendations #vov