This bit from this show makes me think it fits really well with Hazbin Adam and Eve plus adamsapple
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WXBHEHrm9v0&t=1105s&pp=ygUPbWFrZSBzb21lIG5vaXNl
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I AM
I AM ABSOLUTELY SCREAMING AT THIS??? I D-
I-???
I-??????????????
HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE'S SENT THIS TO ME, IT'S SO GOOD????
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you wanna fuck the paperclip don’t you
i do NOT
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i swear- i do not have a glasses complex-
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
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omg yes, i’m manifesting this set. i’m literally sending this from my seat rn aa
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BUBBLE ANON ARE YOU ALIVE??? IM NOT. OHMYGOD. SO FAR ITS ALRIGHT??? GUYS IN FULL?? GIVE YOURSELF A TRY?? I am nothing but a corpse. AND MATTY IN THE VEST SHHTHEHEHDHDHD.
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"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.
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sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language
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