#I genuinely dont know if theyre real or not...

[aegonswife]

just saw the hotd writers drama. like theyre rly out here recreating the dance of dragons irl while i just wanna diddle my clitty to hotd smut 😭😭😭😭😭

NAH YOUR SO REAL.

but im sorry they genuinely are and we lost good decent writers because they dont seem to know what respect actually is.

girl i feel u w the diddle my clitty too me too girl me too girl.

#aegon ii targaryen #hotd #house of the dragon #tom glynn carney #aegon ii targaryen x reader #aegon targaryen #aegon targaryen x reader #aemond targaryen #daemon targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #matt smith #ewan mitchell #jace fanfic #jace velaryon #jacaerys velaryon #harry collett #dance of the dragons #team black #team green #alicent hightower #olivia cooke #heleana targaryen #phia saban #grow up

[simplydnp]

Sometimes I think Dan and Phil are totally platonic besties and then other times I’m convinced they fuck on the daily. I think they do it on purpose and it’s honestly iconic.

kind of the best thing is that they are that and everything in between. you can tell they just like being around each other. they've made content together for 15 years and the large majority of it was done in the strictly platonic sense for their audience. and they were still having so much fun with it. we're in the 'we know you know' era now so we get to see flashes of different dynamics they have, but they absolutely have more we Don't get to see bc they're not for us.

they like each other. stupidly fond of each other. spending time together doesn't feel exhausting. they're best friends and each others' harshest critics while being the biggest hypeman and also safe space.

dnp's relationship with us, their audience, always has been and always will be different than any other content creators. part of it is how they accumulated it, but another part is just the massive history we have with them. they Get us. they Know us. they're silly goofy sarcastic guys who love us and hate us sometimes. theyre grateful but careful too. they like to rile us up, just like they do each other. it's a love language, teasing, and we've shown positive responses to it over the years. i like to say that my relationship with dnp is antagonistic sometimes--cause i know they're pushing my buttons on purpose. and ykw? it's fun! it's fun for us and it's fun for them because they have the control. i know anything they let out is cause they chose to let it out because they Know how we are. so yes they absolutely adore messing with us. we're a funny bunch.

#im getting sappy again #the things you mention anon are not mutually exclusive for dnp. which is a lot of the fun of it #like for me personally. why be in a relationship with someone who isnt your best friend. i dont know how they couldnt be your favourite ever #like maybe im projecting but theirs is probably the healthiest depiction of love i have in my life #theres movies and tv but its not real. and yes dnp are produced. and aware. and curate. but theyre not selling a relationship. #sure we perceive it. but its not the goal. the product is the entertainment value of them together cause theyre funny. #whereas almost every relationship ive properly witnessed in my life seems like. a trap. genuinely. #its like well no love isnt actually real its a concept you just. are stuck. for the rest of existence. be happy about it. #and with dnp its like oh like love is actually real. like theres a reason people want to stay together forever. #like people Do get lost in each others eyes. they get a different look on their face that reads i love you #theres people out there who will love every aspect of you and never get enough of you or your time #i am. so far off on a tangent. #anyways love dnp love the cat and mouse game we play together #dnp #c.text #dan and phil #answered

[courtney-deserved-better]

telling myself i can't start another tdwt rewrite but dear god do i want to write one focusing on alejandro and courtney in this weird situationship thats a lot more nuanced than just alejandro manipulating courtney and her falling for it. like theyre best friends they dont trust each other theyre the same person they dont know anything about the other one theres a mutual attraction theyre pining for other people theyre codependent they dont care about each other theyre platonic soulmates like i just want to do a deep dive into how messy that relationship couldve been building off of their friendship that exists in my head except the line between romantic and platonic is so fucking blurred they have no idea what they are to the other person

#they live rent free in my head as you can tell #ive been writing some intense moments for them in amicus curiae and im having a lot of Feelings about platonic alecourtney #tbh the whole concept of them replacing the best friends has been a great avenue for me to do a deep dive into their friendship #aughhhh i just. love them so much #and i do want to explore them in a situation where there is relationship potential even if that relationship never actually happens #because everything between them during tdwt could be so MESSY!! #like alejandro says he's just manipulating courtney but he's also doing it to make heather jealous but he's also genuinely worried about he #after the duncan thing but this is the only way he knows how to express that concern without making himself look weak #meanwhile courtney is falling for the act but she also knows its an act and is going with it for the emotional support it provides and shes #just doing it to make duncan/gwen jealous but she also is starting to see the real alejandro underneath it all because he does care even #though he doesn't want to and they do feel a strong connection that they dont know whether its platonic or romantic because romance is bein #shoved down their throats on this show and theyre both in complicated romantic dynamics with other people that theyre the easier option for #one another but they dont really want to be with one another like it just doesnt feel right #okay okay i legit have to stop and go to bed but just. them. im thinking so hard about them #platonic alecourtney

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

okay i'm gonna say something and you all have to give me a chance. ready?

we need to stop making fun of poor american southerners who distrust the government. it's real easy to call them all conspiracy theorists and dismiss them, but half the time, its built off of a genuine feeling of being abandoned by the infrastructure meant to keep them safe.

in appalachia, a lot of people lost their homes because of coal mining operations. a lot of people worked in those mines, and then when the mines stopped being profitable, they got tossed out with the bathwater. a lot of appalachia is poor, malnourished, and i don't blame them for not trusting rich politicians who dismiss them as stupid and lower class.

if yall actually listened to half the things poor southerners say, you'd realize that a Lot of common leftist complaints are virtually identical to the rural grandma who doesn't hold with electronic money and politicians. it stems from a genuine feeling of abandonment and ostracization by the people who run the country. functionally, someone living paycheck to paycheck in the city in a tiny apartment has infinitely more in common with someone from rural appalachia than a politician. high rent, high taxes, food insecurity, feeling lied to by those in power, a general sense of frustration. it just sounds fancier coming from a city mouth than one with shitty teeth and a southern accent.

tl;dr stop dismissing southern people as stupid. they're absolutely right not to wholeheartedly trust politicians, because they've been fucked over by them time and time again, and honestly, id rather talk to a southern person who openly distrusts their representatives than someone from the city who wholeheartedly believes that Frederick Jamestown OldMoney III genuinely cares what people think and can be convinced to change his ways.

#appalachia #gettin real tired of this #hot take: southerners were right when they said never trust a politician theyre the devil #its easy to laugh but jesus christ are they wrong?? #those in power rarely came to power through just means #there i rephrased it fancy will you listen now #jesus christ #some people genuinely were never taught the fancy words to make people pay attention so you have to pay attention anyway #please note that i didnt mention race because thats an intersection im not qualified to talk about and would very much like to hear about #but jesus christ. have you all considered that maybe. just maybe #southerners arent stupid. trump was fucked up and awful and a piece of shit #he won because he at least Appeared to be sympathetic #leftists so so rarely try to actually understand poor people they dont like and its gonna be what fucks this country over #edit: hey terfs reblogging this 👋 #fuck right off unless youre prepared to include trans people in this statement #poor trans southerners exist!! i know an awful lot of them!! #im trans and southern and if you touch my post you acknowledge that trans people are breathing thinking people #with our own rational thoughts and opinions and live complex lives and face similar issues

[axolotlclown]

I'm gonna be honest, that aimsey response isn't enough for me. It comes off as deflecting rather than taking the responsibility of having a large platform requires. This rhetoric hurts real people, and as usual these days, trans people are always the center of it. I am very tired of pretending that this rhetoric has anything to do with lesbian spaces. It doesn't.

Who benefits from telling other people what they can or cannot identify as? Who benefits from explicit separation of communities? Who benefits from targeting and attacking fellow queer people?

Please think critically for a moment before regurgitating random opinions you find online. You do not know who made those posts.

#anyway #im going to tag this post #if anyone comes across this post #and is confused about terf dog whistles #what they mean and how they spread them #please shoot me an ask or a dm #i promise i dont bite #and i promise to approach your questions with sensitivity and kindness #this is a topic that affects my real life #it is much bigger than minecraft communities #and i want to make sure that the people with genuine intentions understand the harm in this rhetoric #also #i identified as a lesbian since i was 11 #i came out as trans at 16 #i definitely know what im talking about #aimsey #aimseytv #thoughts of dante #excited to see twitter attempt to villainize this post #if they do theyre intentionally transphobic #know that #discourse

[robotpussy]

i wish ppl would just shut up when ppl say they're afraid of something i don't care if you think it's stupid or unnecessary or the thing they're afraid of is already widely disliked by many people you don't understand where ppls trauma is coming from and even if there isn't any trauma causing the fear just shut up and move on

#people do this to me about spiders theyre always like omg it wont do anything to you but thats the fucking thing #that annoys me so much i know it wont do anything to me i know they are important to the environment but im still fucking scared #of spiders they just look scary and i literally freeze up and cry when i see a huge one like i genuinely get scared #i dont care that its smaller than me i dont care that you think theyre cute i dont care that youre tired of ppl hating #spiders. im scared of them because i am you dont neee to give me biology 101 to try and get me to not be scared leave me alone #i feel the same way abt ppl who laugh at ppl for being scared of dogs #'oh? ur scared of the 4 yr old dog is barking at you?' like so what if this is the case? shut up!!!! it doesn't matter that u think its #stupid alot of these fears that ppl think are stupid aren't a open door for u to ne patronising just shut the fuck up #there is a girl i know who has a phobia of crisps/chips and ppl think its stupid and inconvenient #like. who cares if u think its stupid there is a real trauma behind her fear and even if there wasnt literally. calm down and go somewhere #else and eat the crisps like omfg

[quietwingsinthesky]

sometimes interpreting media through a shipping lens enhances it, on occasion even beyond the author’s original intent, but sometimes, you do have to accept that your ship was not in the heads of anyone making the source material and trying to force it to fit into evidence of your ship will severely hinder your ability to discuss the actual text.

#and also ill hit you on the head with a brick #posts that. im not going to say theyre about destiel. im not going to say that. #and im not gojng to say it because. i dont need to. you already know <3 #and to be clear: its not the interpretation thats a problem here. thats the fun of shipping. its then taking what youve interpreted and then #trying to backread that onto the media itself as intentional. as intended. #dismissing the actual themes and story for evidence of a ship is the problem. u get me? #shipping brainrot is not ‘oh i think these characters would kiss for this reason’. #its ‘this show is and has always been about these characters kissing no matter how much i have to ignore about the show to make that true or #pretend is completely different than its actually presented or straight up make things up to make my ship be a part of the intended reading’ #thats the brainrot. the brainrot is when u step off the train of reality. #this is not true about the best piece of art ever made Captain America and the Winter Soldier. btw. that movie IS about bucky and steve #kissing alsjfdjskdjg #(<- okay im being silly here but id like to make a real point here too. the thing about TWS is that. it is genuinely enhanced by a romantic #reading. its not *better* than a platonic one. its just different. being able to see it through that lens does make a lot of the original #movie’s ideas even more complex. case in point like: steve struggling with his dating life. because what shared life experience does he have #with other people who look his age. and the movie is. about. someone who has his shared life experiences. and his mission to get bucky back. #you can see how that lens would be beneficial to the original movie rather than fighting it to prove the ship works in opposition to the #author’s original intent.)

[skunkes]

severe and extreme exaggeration but igts so crazy how ive been having the Energy and Drive to do lots of comms lately but when I calculate everything its like. yey i finally have the energy to do 50 comms this month ^_^!! how much will that earn me? and the answer is like. $300

#genuinely what it feels like haalp #talkys #i know its also on me for not raising prices but like. T_T i refuse to go higher on chibis....! theyre CHIBIS theyre meant to be quick and #simple for me I'm not gonna charge more for something thats not even rendered or with a background.... #like the real solution is to take less chibis and offer other more expensive comms #so its less art for more $$$ but my other comms also arent very high price... #bc i havent honed my skills there...and also i still feel nervous and ashamed of my art + skills....aroo #non chibis being Not Chibis and more expensive leaves more room for messing up and disappointment. and freaking out over potential #disappointment to the point where im nearly crying thru a comm bc of how ugly it is. augh #(also clarifying im not blaming my clients im literally the guy setting the prices) #bc i dont want anyone seeing dis and feeling bad #it is not anyones fault #wagooobnhnnnn

[mattressmurdock]

i understand that DC’s whole thing is primarily using fake cities for their heroes to live in and what not

but its so funny to me that for batman they make up a whole city thats just so ridden with crime, and grimy and fucked up

and for daredevil marvel’s like, yeah hell’s kitchen is perfect

#theyre like #hells kitchen is fucked up enough #perfect real estate for our fav pathetic catholic wet cat of a man #matt murdock #daredevil #no im not gonna tag batman bc i genuinely dont know shit abt dc

[lesbiangiratina]

Im honestly not too invested in testament and johnny as a ship beyond their canon dynamic im simply not the shippiest guy on earth but i get so pissed off when people dont understand Why theyre shipped. Its a little bit funny. Cuz now you just dont know shit about testament. And so i hate. You

#like if you dont even know theyre friends you dont know enough about testament SORRY! #let alone the impact johnny has had on their life like genuinely #he does a lot to get them to stop isolating themself. theyre friends they hang out. #do you know how big of a step it was for testament to Hang Out with someone. do you even FUCKING care……… TCH #XX ​DRAMA CD SIDE BLACK DIZZY’S LETTER! listen to it. #I NEED TO ADD that cd to the story section of their wiki page #so people can know about it. without having to seek out a fuckinf drama cd. #its just really good and it sets up their recovery really well. and i LIKE IT #for real once saw someone on twitter say like. have they ever even interacted? #tell me youve barely consumed any pre strive testament content without telling me youve barely consumed any pre strive testament content. #‘have they ever even interacted’…… yeah man in this thing called Guilty Gear check it out some time #this is day 4 of me waking up too early and using that time to think about testament Badly. #the kat goes meow

[autistic-evil-xisuma]

how do you like evil x so much? alternatives question: what do you like evil x so much? (as why is already answered on principle)

Um well h. He ummmhj. Uh. Because uuuhhh

[ID: evil xisuma's minecraft skin surrounded by sparkles rainbows and hearts with fancy text saying "babygirl" at the bottom and a pixelated speech bubble that says "meow".]

#this is rhe best i can explain it #the real answe is idfk man. theyre just. uhhh #genuinely this has been the longest running special interest of my life and i dont know what why or how but here we are! #ex #🌙 #rose icosahedron #evil xisuma

[end-orfino]

droners might have some flaws but i really think that if someone wants to write a proper rivals to lovers dynamic then they should study whatever hannah and corto have as a reference

#like just. i have heard a bunch of people complain about enemies to lovers dynamics sometimes accidentally turning out to just be toxic #because of the writers not nailing down the jackpot of the hostility from both parties being balanced #and also other reasons. and i myself have my own too. bcs its just not an easy dynamic to write #but genuiely so far? so far these two have none of these issues #their relationship goes from hating each other to considering each other a more respected rival to genuine friends in a great way that- #-doesnt feel rushed or unnatural #and they're unified by having far more similarities than you'd think they'd have at first glance. which was both why they hated each other #and why they work so great now that they're friends #AND their haterism towards each other back when they werent friends was very balanced and equal. they both hated each others guts lmao #and now that they're friends they still bicker but it was said directly that now its just how they act when racing is involved & theyre- #competing against each other. like that one 'best friends off court sworn enemies on it. athletes understand' meme #and outside of it they're genuiely friends and like each other #and EVEN DURING RACING. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MECHANIX RACE #their bickering during the race is pure fun for them they're LAUGHING TOGETHER it's so great #PLUS THE SHOW WENT OUT OF ITS WAY MORE THAN ONCE TO SHOW HOW WELL THEY CAN SYNCHRONIZE. #HOW WELL THEY CAN WORK TOGETHER. #i could say more. i could say more about them. but just know that the droners yuri is real #for the record though they're not. canon. i dont want to queerbait anyone on accident. #but i havent seen a single fan that wouldnt agree that they have something going on there #which even with a fandom this small is saying something

[kingmaximusboltagon]

the absolute worse ppl in this kamala situation are the ppl acting like it's "okay" to like kamala now that she's not an inhuman (or at least not FULLY inhuman)

like is that really all it is?? it's not even disliking specific characters, it's the fact that they're inhumans at all?? stallior and naja and inferno and falcona and iridia would all be deemed Acceptable characters if they simply weren't inhuman?? bc they certainly didnt do any of the shit ppl hate the inhumans for!!

and i know that these obviously are not REAL races, but the inhumans, much like the mutants, are very often used as an allegory for racism. to have people claim its Okay to like a character, but only if theyre This Race and not That One is,,,,, obviously pretty shitty.

#it rlly irks me so much worse than anything else #like some things i can get why ppl would be adverse to! a lot of it IS misinformation but like. its an actual reason #if u dont like the inhumans then like. ur allowed to not like them. #i hate hate HATE when ppl act like you cant like any inhuman characters at all!! #like not even the DOG? what did the dog do???? #if i can give you a list of characters and you think they're fine or interesting but lose interest the MOMENT you discover their race? #like thats. do you not realize what this is. what you are doing. i know theyre not real but you are still Displaying Racism. #simply to prove a point about who are the best superheros in the superheros comic #i get genuinely upset about it #kamala khan

[valentinesparda]

me doing the marriage thing with noah is very funny because the only reason I got here is that I slowly crawled my way through the stages of feelings that I go through which is typically making fun of them -> saying I like them and playing around with the idea of shipping with them but doing so in a self-deprecating way e.g. I'm not worthy of being happy so I'll dance around the subject -> waiting a year or longer to finally feel comfortable with saying I like them and that my feelings are valid -> rearrange ship lore to be more self indulgent and sometimes the very last step is to marry them so congrats noah you've gone up in the world (become fake husband)

#i just go through the five stages of grief with selfshipping LEGITIMATELY. #so now im like. going back into effies lore and figuring out where their relationship sits with vayne #which will be elaborated on in a bit (probably tomorrow morning) because no matter what if noah and effie are secretly wed or publicly wed #vayne will be soooo fucking seethy and still 'pining' after effie #but now its a matter of how long did noah and effie know eachother before they decide to elope. how long have they been wed. #need the details #bc it took vergil and gabriel like almost 30 years to tie the knot and aubrey and tommy was like 8. #so. you know. ill think about this tomorrow and maybe between brainstorming stickers ill write a little fic #i really do genuinely think that drace would love noah as her brother in law. they seem to be close in the game #i mean close enough to ship them together. i dont for obvious reasons but some people do and thats okay #bumping up effies age to 30 since im almost 30 and it makes the age gap between noah and effie not as weird (noah is 36) #im just. wehh. #next ill say caius and rowan are married for real just watch. maybe. idk. i think it would be funny if they did marry #like before ro gets hit with the crystal beam and in the early days of caius being yeul's guardian #so like TECHNICALLY even through space and time because its just ro being reincarnated or broken out of crystal #theyre still married in the eyes of the lord (etro) and caius fumes about it but ro forgets #THIS ISNT ABOUT THEM THOUGH FORGET YOU SAW ANYTJING #val.txt #otp: to be alone

[sonknuxadow]

whatever happened to just liking a ship while knowing and being ok with the fact that it will never be canon and not expecting it to become canon... why do so many sonadow shippers seem to be convinced that sonic and shadow are canonically in love and that sega has been purposefully hinting at it for years and that theyre gonna kiss onscreen someday. where am i

#joking about them being gay is one thing but im seeing people who seem to genuinely think so.nadow is canon or will be canon someday...? #girl what are you talking about. #yeah some of their interactions are a bit gay but that doesnt mean theyre gonna start dating for real #or that it was even the writers intention for it to be read that way. especially with segas no romance rule #to be clear i do like so.nadow i dont have any issue with the pairing itself #i just dont get what it is about them that makes people act like this #like you guys know its ok to ship characters who arent actually together right you dont have to convince yourself that they are #i once saw somebody say that sega gaybaits with sonic and shadow like WHATTTT HELLOOOOO #to be clear this was BEFORE sonic prime came out #honestly if youre into Any sonic ship in a ''hoping/thinking it will be canon someday'' sort of way then youre doing it wrong #only exception is whisper and tangle. because they actually Are one ok from sega away from being canon gfs. like for real