#I just love cows man

[stephicness]

Cidolfus Telamon -- Eikon of Ramuh

#stephic edits #my edits #gifs #final fantasy xvi #ffxvi #cidolfus telamon #cidolfus #look at this man #ci-dilf-us more like it #like holy cow #they looked at their man roster this time around and went #you know what we need? #roguish MEN #i love when he does the cigarette lighting thing #das a man #he just barely lost out to dion on that poll thing of mine #so you get a gif set of him anyways #c:

[jestroer]

HERMITS IN DRESSES BY ME ARE BACK WITH MY MAN BEEF EVERYBODY

#Just really liked how he turned out!!! #I was planning series being at least two at a time but i just had beef in mind #i will draw him with someone also later! #i love beef beef is great #Hes such a guy #a confused old man #vintagebeef #vintage beef #hermitcraft #hermits in dresses! #court jester's dress moment #court jester's art #he just randomly has cow tail i just drew it and didnt remove it #he can have a cute cow tail #as a treat

[the-cookie-of-doom]

Ghost loves watching the lightning storms; lucky for him, Rain is more than happy to put on a show

#cookie draws #jeffcest #Ghost is also gonna give Rain many kisses on his cold tummy #also i love how most of the jeffcest is just #Ghost getting adopted by all the others #he deserves it #sad little kitten needs all the love #we all took one look at those freckles and sad cow eyes and said get this man some CUDDLES

[stridersdiner]

What about Rancher!Graves as a kid.

It's established that he's a blonde-haired and blue-eyed American with nothing but love for guns, cows, and his family.

What about this smug asshole as a kid. Middle school aged, maybe.

There's so much love in his life. Raised with chivalry from Pa, gentleness from Ma, certain sass and a "take no shit" attitude from Memaw and Joseph, and a damn good eye for detail from Pop-pop. The walls of the house are littered with framed photographs of the whole family, and there's more photo albums than you can count with two hands.

He's so excited for the school year to end. The school bus drops him off at the end of the dirt path to his family's ranch, and he barely waves goodbye to his friends before he's practically full sprinting towards the big wooden gate to the land.

So excited to finally spend time with the animals and his pa, helping to fix that rickety ol' door in the barn where they keep the cows because Ma keeps complaining about it. It was a little lonely now that his older brother Joseph had shipped off to the army, but he occupied himself. Better to keep busy than to dwell.

Phil certainly spoiled the cows- hosing them up, brushing their coats, even hand drying them when they're finished shaking themselves off.

"Philly, knock it off, will ya? They're gon' start expectin' that from all of us if y' keep it up." "I promise I'll take care o' all of 'em!" "Better keep it- I'm tellin' Ma you said so."

And he does. Even when Pa wakes him up at the ass crack of dawn- when sunlight is barely creeping in towards the horizon- he's suddenly not so tired when he remembers that he's got to feed his cows. Pa has to grab him by the scruff of his neck to keep him from running down the hall.

"Ma'll kill us if y' don't brush yer teeth, boy. She's gonna know that toothbrush o' yers is bone dry. Go on."

He's barely washed his face properly before he's hopping down the stairs, jamming his feet into his boots, grabbing a slice of bread and a hard boiled egg, and hauling himself out the backdoor.

Midday breeze tousles his hair as he rests against the trunk of the big ol' bald cypress out by the horse pen, thumbing through a copy of the latest Spider-Man issue and chewing through an apple as he takes a break from helpin' Ma with her garden. He turns his head when he hears her voice call from the house.

"Philly, it's time for lunch!"

And he scampers off, comic in hand as he tosses the apple core off to the side for whatever animal to find and finish up. Honeysuckle sweet tea, ham sandwiches, fruit. Peaches, from his grandmother's little grove. Makes the damned best filling for his mother's pies- best in the whole state, he'd reckon.

Babes that wanted to be tagged:

@mockerycrow @kivi-no

#Rancher AU #Mini. #Graves. #Phillip Graves #This man fucking LOVES HIS COWS. #RRRAAAGHHHHH #Also giving him an older brother. #He just gives me “youngest child” energy in this AU. #Will expand on the family later. #My thoughts are so jumbled but I needed to get them out. #cod mw2 #cod mwii

[cyberp-1-nk]

I thought you were just joking when you said you were obsessed with Homelander. You weren't.

WHY IS IT ALL OVER YOUR REBLOG PAGE? IT'S ALL JUST HOMELANDER. I WAS SCROLLING FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES.

DUDE I'M SORRY - BUT HE'S SO FINE. I'm sick and tired of pretending that I don't wanna squish his man tits, and call him my babygirl. I have to live in a society where I have to pretend like I WOULDN'T allow and tolerate his possessive behavior. I'm tired of pretending that I wanna fix him. I don't. I wanna make him WORSE. I would 100% be his enabler.

"It's us against the world babyboy😫💔🥀🖤⛓️"

#i'm /j but also not /j #these anons are coming for my Homelander obsession and its scary #god what I'd do to have to have him lay on my lap #homelander is hot. #i'm gonna release a fic about him on my sideblog soon #I want that man so bad yall have NO IDEA #i'd probably keep a cow in my HOUSE just to give him the best possible quality of milk. i don't trust them companies. #“well actually raw cow milk is bad🤓-” SHUT UP NOT IF I MAKE IT WITH LOVE #wait technically im not making it #unless.. #i'd literally shapeshift into a cow for him #i'm very downbad #homelander #i just realized that I can legit produce milk on my own 💀 so I wouldn’t even need to shapeshift into a cow wtf #i'm so stupid #i have a job interview today and this is what I'm doing instead. #says a lot about my character #sobs. #hes just so fine #homelander is my babygirl #thank you to the homelander writers on tumblr. you guys are my reason for rolling out of bed in the morning. #i'm being 100% serious btw #anyways #homelander x you #ฅ'ω'ฅ 𝐌𝐫𝐬. 𝐒𝐚𝐱𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭

[melishatweedy]

MISTAH TWEEDEH!: A life he wished for but didn’t get:

Willard Tweedy, a simple man, a farm, a wife, a brew and a shotgun.

Little is really said in the books about his life. However his family have been chicken farmers for generations - as we see in the film and the books - and he wants to continue egg farming, it’s all he’s ever known. We see in Mrs Tweedy’s Chicken Pies for the Soul that his uncle was killed by a chicken, which is his first glimpse of knowing the chickens are more than just “stupid creatures”. I feel like this is his only real “smart” moment. He built a fucking pie machine and didn’t know what it was. Like mate.. name’s on the boxes surely..

He’s clearly in love with Melisha, we see it in their wedding photo, the way he speaks to her, the way he questions his own sanity for her. Man’s devoted and I don’t blame him lol. There’s the slight emotional abuse with the name calling, but I absolutely hate it when they say she’s physically abusive etc.. She’s not. Yes she kicked his arse but she’s not physically abusive. Also, there’s hints that there’s still that spark between them, and I stand by my point that they were in love at one point, and they married for love (and a business prospect). (I also love the theory of the him being her beard.)

He’s clearly the comic relief of the first film, similar to Dr Fry in the second. However he’s not just the poor little abused husband people make him out to be. He’s in fact worse than Melisha to the chickens. You see him kicking and throwing ginger into “solitary confinement”, which in the real world a chicken would last mear hours -if that- before dying. He also picks them up by the neck, whereas we see Melisha (apart from handling Edwina, but she was about to be killed) picking them up by their bodies (CR:DOTN). No wonder they’re not laying eggs, they’re being handled in such ways! ALSO HE PUT A LIVE CHICKEN IN THE PIE MACHINE BOY I SWEAR TO GOD-

Anyway, my conclusion: he comes from a poor background, a farmers background and that’s all he knows, it’s all he’s ever known. He’s just as bad as Melisha when it comes to the chickens. He’s most likely seen how his father and grandfather treated the chickens and carried it on. Learnt behaviour. They’re both as bad as each other but he’s maaainly the reason the chickens aren’t laying any eggs. My theory is that after their divorce he remained in Yorkshire but moved away, has a little flat and is a farmhand on another farm, as it’s probably all he has experience wise. Hope your little flat is cosy, king!

#I do really love this character I promise #i really enjoyed studying him !! go king #i just hate to see people baby him #he’s a grown clay man #i don’t baby melisha she can be an evil cow #mrs tweedy #chicken run #melisha tweedy #chicken run: dawn of the nugget #mr tweedy #willard tweedy #emma’s chicken run degree

[cold-neon-ocean]

I want to be smothered by beefy cyberpunk lizard men

Here's Mr. Beefy Cyberpunk Lizard Man himself, enjoy your smothering :) <3

#Ask Matsu #Cyberpunk Dragons #Trojan #[ LOL I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME ANON!!! #This is one of those sketches that just drew itself tbh #I love how it turned out too because lakjsdf Trojan's goofy cow face just gets me every time #this is really pov: you dropped your phone in the cow pasture #but also just how he looks to most people because he's so damn big #pov: you're just Harley standing next to him #I'm glad to be spreading the beefy cyberpunk lizard man enjoyment ;; #it truly is the genre of all time ] #Takamatsu's Art

[gojoest]

i wonder if sae ever has a good hair day bc

#— ai rambles #did a cow lick him or something and he never washed and his hair just stuck like that #bro 😭😭 #do i rly love a man with this hairstyle 🥹

[sunnibits]

still thinking about the baby cows…. guys did you know that cows can get the zoomies. and sometimes wag their tails when they’re happy. and even excitedly jump up on you like doggies when they’re small. personally I knew most of this already before meeting the babies but I have never seen it in person and ohhhh my goddddd it was so cute. they’re so fucking cute. she nibbled and licked me and head-butted my chin and ran around in circles and wagged her tail because she was such a happy girl. fuck anyone who says cows are boring or ugly they have so much personality and most importantly are SOOOOO FUCKING CUTEEE

#sorry I just. *sniff* I just fucking love cows man #and u could tell they were all comfy and happy bc they were all chewing their cud and relaxed :))) #also the people who hosted it were so so nice and even gave me this freaking adorable cow-themed gift bag for free when I left?? bro 🥺 #it even had a little wooden cow shaped charm with my name written on it #just such a good day man :) #I’ve been super anxious lately for no real reason but today was so so good #and I have a shit ton to look forward to very very soon!!! #I hope I can just relax and feel good for a little while bc the past few months have been so fucking hard #but here’s to hopeful futures :)

[kingkatsuki]

Dunno what it is, but I think one of my favorite things to read regarding Katsuki is him really starting to feel that loneliness.

He’s older, more mature, watching his friends get married and start families. He acts like he doesn’t care, that it’s not for him. The only thing that supposedly still matters is climbing the hero chart.

He’s probably convinced himself of this too, at least for a little while. To help him cope. But just watching him slowly coming around to that realization. That maybe, just maybe, being number one isn’t what he wants anymore. It was everything to teenage Katsuki, absolutely, but his eyes have been slowly opening to the fact that there is a hell of a lot more to life than that. And maybe it’s okay to want those other things.

He finally comes around to admitting to himself that he wants that special someone. I dunno, just the entire process, you know what I mean? And him just being in that state of quiet longing. Until you enter the picture hehe

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE BAKUGOU!!

He’s achieved his goals, he’s reached the top but what has he got to show for it? He got what he wanted, what he’s always dreamed of— so why does he feel so hollow?

It hits hardest when he’s standing in the crowd of another wedding in a tight suit as he watches another one of his old school friends get married, standing beside Kirishima as he hands his best friend the ring he helped pick out for his new bride.

Nursing a beer at one of the many parties organised for old school friends to catch up as he watches kids run around, couples cuddling each other as he begins to feel that same empty feeling again.

Maybe there is something more to life? Something that he hasn’t found yet, that he still doesn’t quite understand. Fucking his fist at night had been enough to satiate those urges, helping to release his frustrations when things didn’t quite go to plan or when he was feeling especially pent up. But after the same empty feeling would return, when he was reminded once again, that he was painfully alone.

Maybe it’s macabre but the moment where Bakugou truly decided that he was sick of being alone was when Kirishima got ambushed during a villain encounter, he hadn’t been quick enough to activate his quirk and had ended up in hospital. Bakugou knew he would pull through, his best friend was built of stronger blood than this— but it was the way that Kirishima’s wife sat by his bed each day until he was better. Resting her head against the mattress as she slept in the same chair, holding his hand. Bakugou was reminded of all the times he’d woken up in hospital alone, no one there worried if he’d be okay, if he’d make it through. He wanted someone to care.

Because what good is being the number one hero, if you’ve got no one to share those achievements with?

#i literally love Bakugou experiencing love at an older age #like fully believe he’s the last of his class to get married or have kids #if he even has kids at all #but he’s a late bloomer #and doesn’t find love until he’s much older #this is just my fucking shit #my absolute fave Bakugou thing #ugh I could talk about this til the cows come home #truly love old man virgin bakugou #my beloved trope #soft bakugou

[bearsbeetsbeskar]

went to go do a bit of writing and my phone autoplayed pedro's hot wings interview in the background and now im crying

#do you ever just #feel that your heart could literally burst out of your chest looking at this man #the way he talks about his love for purple rain and how it always gets him emotional #and his endearing fucking cow eyes as he describes the things he is passionate about #'im finally cool to the people i care about' #I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE #pedro pascal

[drawsmaddy]

[ID: A digital illustration of a firbolg woman who looks like a highland cow. Her red hair covers her eyes, with her large bovine nose and her sideburns visible underneath. Her hair comes down to her shoulders, reaching the top of her silver plate armor. Behind her is a desaturated light green background. End description.]

Never enough highland cattle characters in this world

#my art #d&d art #i suppose? #idk man i just love highland cattle #my favourite mug has a highland cow on it <3

[nerfpuncher]

Wrecker casually picking up heavy things effortlessly just does something to me. Sorry not sorry.

#star wars #the bad batch #tbb wrecker #wouldnt need a jack to change circle tires with this man around #he could just pick it up and hold it for you #charging angry new momma cow? holds her back with his bare hands #someone got the one work truck without 4WD stuck? no need to go get the loader we got Wrecker #i know if i budget right i can afford his feed bill #id treat him so damn good yall #i love this big goof

[gennianydots]

GREEN FLAGS and THERAPY and MEDICATION and SUPPORTIVE FRIENDS and DEATH TO ABUSERS

AND AND AND

ANOTHER WINNER OF AN EPISODE 🤌🏼🙌🏼👍🏼

🛏️💋

Can someone put a blanket over Net’s face so I can focus on the plot…please and thanking you very much🙏🏼

#loving the stuff we talked about this episode #bed friends the series #bed friends #bed friend meta #bed friend ep8 #put a blanket over his face #I need to focus #his Aladdin looking ass is *chefs kiss* BEAUTIFUL #and very distracting #did this feel final to anyone else? #like maybe it was supposed to be the last episode? #and they added two more episodes because they could #it’s not just me right #still am freaking loving this #green flags baby cow eyes Fabio finally got his man #net siraphop #net went in #James went in #i will be feral about this for the rest of my life #jamesnet #netjames #ueaking #king uea #stop me anytime babes #I could ramble about this forever #okay goodnight