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Wrecker: Which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Tech: *visibly stiffens* You’re putting it in cold water????

Echo: Wrecker?? Answer the question, Wrecker!

Wrecker: Yeah I thought for like five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn’t realize that there was an actual reason

Echo: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for three minutes??

Tech: Why are you..putting it in the microwave to BOIL IT??!!

Echo: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?!

Tech: It👏🏻takes👏🏻less👏🏻than👏🏻a👏🏻minute!!

Echo: TECH is your stove powered by the KRIFFING SUN?!?!

Tech: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE?!?!?!?

Echo: Like seven minutes!!

Tech: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less then that and you use a sauce pan

Echo: You’re putting the whole mug on the stove?! On medium heat??!! Your stove is enchanted!

Hunter: Every single person on this ship is a Kriffing lunatic

Crosshair: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A KRIFFING KETTLE?!?!?

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It was always going to be Echo, the reg turned science experiment with the most physically evident trauma, who would turn Emerie the chief scientist. Only he could’ve reflected to her the consequences of her actions 😭🫡

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*when the 212th and 501st have training together* Waxer: Are you upset that you don't get to be on the same team as Echo? Fives: Have you ever run a simulation with Echo? Waxer: No.. Fives: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? *on the other end of the battlefield* Echo, chasing Boil: I SAID FASTER DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THE WORD FASTER MEANS IT MEANS MORE FAST-

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bad batch & posts that match them 🤝

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Alternative song choice lmao

Emerie exactly 8 seconds after getting a disapproving look from Echo:

#the bad batch #star wars #the bad batch spoilers #this is exactly what happened #tbb echo #tbb emerie #she seriously was like fuck he looks so disappointed i cant take it #fuck this job #sw tbb spoilers #tbb spoilers

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Damn, Not Imperial SeaWorld

#the bad batch #star wars #tbb season 3 #zillo beast #i fucking snorted at the caption thank you for this #cause straight up it is #im dead #sw tbb spoilers #spoilers the bad batch

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Emerie exactly 8 seconds after getting a disapproving look from Echo:

#the bad batch #star wars #the bad batch spoilers #this is exactly what happened #tbb echo #tbb emerie #she seriously was like fuck he looks so disappointed i cant take it #fuck this job #sw tbb spoilers #tbb spoilers

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obi-wan: cody, do you think i can be difficult to work with? cody: there is no other jedi i would rather serve under, sir. obi-wan: you're speaking to the negotiator, cody. i know how to spot when someone's dodging a question. cody: you're my superior officer, sir. obi-wan: alright then. everything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, starting now. cody, immediately: you're cocky, pushy, reckless, flirty at the most inappropriate times, value vanity more than wearing armor in a war zone, have daddy issues so massive everyone can see it from clicks away- obi-wan: but- cody: i have 22.5 seconds left, sir. i'm not done.

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ok this one’s funny now that I’m not overthinking it

because it’s literally just

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Do you think Plo Koon's mask also has a translator inside it which makes his language understandable in basic?

Because being rather reptilian/insectoid in appearance, I assume that their main method of communication is probably screeching and clicks, rumbles and vibrations.

Also because:

Plo: ... and once Wolffe, Sinker and I give the signal, we will... *mask crackles, unintelligible screeching noises*

*Plo stops talking, adjusts his mask and tries again*

Plo: *more screeching*

Shinies: *horrified whimpering*

Plo: *sad eyes at Wolffe*

Wolffe: *rolls eyes* The General is having translation issues. What he said was 'once we give to signal, you are to advance and rendezvous with us at the marked co-ordinates'. Understood?

Plo: *gentle clicking noises*

Wolffe: And... *sighs* he says he's proud of us.

Everyone else: *stunned silence*

Plo: *soft screech*

Wolffe: *glaring at him* Really, General? Do I have... Ugh, fine. And the General says he... loves us... *blushes furiously*

Plo: *delighted clicking noises*

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(Screenshot edit based on two shots combined to get a split diopter effect.)

Something about this scene gave me the chills.

How could she possibly know him?

For a split second I thought she knew him from Skako Minor.

#tbb season 3 spoilers #the bad batch #tbb echo #bad batch echo #echo tbb #clone trooper echo #echo #echo bad batch #emerie karr

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Omega: "Want to know a secret? I escaped from this mountain before. Know what else?"

#look at this chaotic child #she's ready to seriously fuck some imperial shit up #you cannot tell me she wasn't thinking “count your days hoelock” after explaining her escape plan #i want her to beat him to death with a fire extinguisher #all grown up off to destroy people #the bad batch #tbb omega #the bad batch season 3 #tbb s3 #tbb memes #the bad batch memes #tbb spoilers

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Echo girlies be FEASTIN these past two weeks.

#its me im an echo girlie #the bad batch #star wars #the bad batch spoilers #tbb echo #my mans absolutely cleaning house and getting shit done #love him for it

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The soul crushing finale may be next week, but at least we got thumbs up Wrecker

#tbb season 3 spoilers #tbb wrecker #thumbs up #wrecker the bad batch #wrecker bad batch #bad batch wrecker #wrecker #wrecker screencap #thumbs up wrecker #the bad batch spoilers #tbb s3 #tbb s3 spoilers #tbb season 3 spoiler #the bad batch s3 spoilers #tbb spoilers

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The Bad Batch boys after a night of drinking

#the bad batch #star wars #tbb wrecker #tbb echo #tbb tech #tbb hunter #tbb crosshair #drink responsibly

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Imagine being the vault kids, stuck in this boring old room when suddenly some kid claiming to have been raised by a spec ops squad is dropped in. She immediately starts planning an escape by carving a hole into the dumbwaiter and starts sneaking off while you all have to awkwardly wait for her to come back.

Then one day the building starts to shake and she gleefully informs you that that's the sound of laser cannons. She starts giving you a plan using military jargon you don't understand and crawls off into the dumbwaiter, telling you to lie to stall the doctors until she's back.

So you wait, and wait, and wait, but she doesn't come back. You try and delay the doctor by pestering them with childish needs but the only nice doctor's stepped out for the day and it's the mean one that's testing you, so she just tells you it'll pass and keeps walking.

But it works, and Omega makes it back in time and starts telling you all that the Empire's keeping Godzilla prisoner in the basement that you have to release them.

#star wars the bad batch #sw tbb #star wars the bad batch spoilers #tbb spoilers

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I just think it's funny that both Omega and Echo are on Tantiss putting together escape plans while the rest of the batch are just stuck down in the jungle beating up Rampart at every given opportunity

Reminds me of a post I saw once that I forgot to reblog that went along the lines of "You know it's a dysfunctional family when the two most competent people are a war veteran with PTSD and a 12 year old girl"

(If anyone can find it tag me I lost it)

#the bad batch #bad batch #tbb spoilers #star wars tbb #tbb #bad batch echo #bad batch spoilers #tbb s3 #spoilers tbb #bad batch omega #omega tbb #arc trooper echo #echo tbb