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bigskydreaming · 3 years

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And one more bit from the “Kings of the Sky” AU albeit several installments in, because I just......don’t know when or why I stumbled into an obsession with the dynamics between Dick and Jason and Cass as the eldest three Wayne siblings, but its there, its real, and its happening. I’ve stopped fighting it. I just....enjoy writing those three being dumb siblings who are dumb like so, so much.

Anyway, in this AU series, Jason doesn’t go to Ethiopia and die, but rather eventually joins Dick at Titans Tower more regularly and is Flamebird. Both are closer with Bruce here than in canon because Dick helped Bruce and Jason get through the Garzonas stuff and Jason helped kick Bruce in the direction of Dick and adoption papers right after the Brother Blood storyline. Then Cass is actually the third to join the family, by way of Babs, and she’s Batgirl and then Black Bat, but there’s a period of time when its just Dick, Jason and Cass as the Wayne kids.

(PS - this is the same series as where Jason ends up with his own age group of Titans, and accidentally falls into a love quadrangle of doom that is absolutely NOT a polycule dammit, with Tom Bronson (Tomcat), Ray Terrill (The Ray) and Todd Rice (Obsidian). Which amuses his brother and sister to no end).

Tim and Duke are both next, but sorta at the same time? Like Tim’s story takes a sharp turn when Robin II never dies and obviously is Flamebird now like Robin I is Nightwing, and Tim winds up in foster care after his parents die differently than in canon. Duke is also in foster care at this time, though a different placement, and while no Robin has died here, its been awhile since there’s been one in Gotham, and to kids who grew up with the idea of there always being a Robin, that feels weird and wrong ultimately.

So Tim and Duke both hit on the idea of being Robin like, at around the same time and totally disconnected from one another, and that leads to them both joining the Batfam around the same time, and co-sharing Robin until Damian arrives much later and they both move on to new identities. But there’s no real confusion between Robins because Duke is the daytime Robin with more yellow coloring in his costume and Tim is the nighttime Robin with more red, and people say Red or Yellow if they ever need to differentiate which Robin they’re talking about. Anyway.

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So [Tim and Duke] run into trouble eventually and then when running from trouble they run into each other and they’re like….huh. Awkward. And then they decide well, might as well both run from trouble in the same direction, I guess. So they do.

“Did you have a plan for dealing with these guys?” Tim yelled at Duke. The other boy looked back over his shoulder briefly and gave what would probably have been a half-shrug if he didn’t awkwardly try to barrel-roll over a car two seconds later.

“Umm, sorta?”

“How sorta are we talking about? Maybe the two of us together could fill in the gaps in the plan and come up with one full plan?”

“Uh yeah, no, its not that kinda sorta. I meant sorta in the sense that I thought I had a plan but it didn’t work and that’s why these guys are after me. Sooooo…”

“Not helpful, basically.”

“Yeah. Pretty much. And hey, I don’t hear you offering up a plan! Did you even have one at all?”

“Uh….I mean I kinda didn’t think I was going to need one because I figured some kid running around in a mask making a nuisance of himself was the sorta thing that was bound to attract Batman. And so I was just pretty much running around until that happened, and then I’d make a case for how I obviously need training and Gotham needs Robin and if its not me its likely to be someone else trying eventually anyway so why not be me?”

Duke paused just long enough to squint at him. “That’s a terrible plan.”

Tim rolled his eyes. The effort didn’t pair well with his huffing and over-all exertions from running for his life and all that, but necessity demanded. “Yeah I know, that’s why I never said it was a plan! It was mostly….more…idea-ish.”

“I’m just saying, I thought I was doing this wrong, but at least I had a plan! I mean yeah, it might have ended up with me accidentally busting in on what I thought was a bunch of Riddler’s henchmen setting up some kind of clue thing, only it was actually a bunch of Intergang type guys with alien space guns or some shit all dressed up as Riddler henchmen for some reason? I dunno what they were trying to do honestly, but so yeah I might have ended up running away on foot from like twenty of them and some kind of hovercycle -”

“I’m going to cut you off there and say wherever this is going its probably not the superior vantage point I think you think you have.”

Meanwhile, Batman was not going to be coming because he’s off on a JLA mission. However, in his absence Dick and Jason are in town filling in, and they finished taking out the bad guys several blocks back and caught up to whomever was running from them, figured out the situation and are currently sitting on the edge of a rooftop watching them realize they’re totally lost and trying to figure out where to go from here. Mostly because Dick and Jason are incredibly amused listening to their back and forth and also just…this whole situation.

Dick justifies not piping up to let them know they’re safe now by saying this is good intel gathering so we can offer Bruce our assessment as to whether they’re gonna try and keep doing this whether we train them or not, and also how they handle this whole being lost situation. Not knowing they don’t have to run anymore isn’t going to hurt them and really, this is a good field exercise almost.

Jason justifies not piping up by saying this is fucking hilarious and I will hurt you if you end this any sooner than we have to, I deserve this, I had a rough week.

Which is right around the time that Cass pipes up from where she’s been lurking unnoticed behind them this whole time: “Oh no. Was it Tom? Or Ray? Or was it Todd?”

And she does it right in Jason’s ear so he kinda aborted-shrieks and almost falls off the roof except Cass is ready for that and grabs his arm to steady him.

“I hate when you do that!” Jason growls in an attempt to cover up how badly she got him and also because he hates when she does it which is why she does it a lot. Again, they don’t hate each other at all, but they do seem to act like it a lot, and neither of them is entirely sure why. They kinda just started doing it and have each been trying to get the other back ever since and ended up locked in an unending spiral of gotcha-gotchaback, except, y’know, Batfam style.

Dick occasionally picks sides just to muddy the waters. And then he randomly switches sides without warning, so neither of them ever wants to risk getting too peeved at him even when he’s helping the other, because that might push him fully over to the other side and leave them permanently outnumbered, so they’re kinda stuck, which is exactly as he likes it, lol.

“Why are you Satan,” Jason hisses dramatically as he gets up and stomps over to the other side of the roof to sulk, lest she almost knock him off again. Its not the almost falling part that bothers him, its that she’s the one that snatches him to safety each time. She’s like a freaking cat toying with a - yeah not going there, just blaming Selina. Knew them hanging out was going to be bad news for me somehow, he gripes.

Cass just shrugs and smoothly sits down cross-legged right where she is, grinning Cheshire-cat style at him from there. “Childhood trauma,” is her answer.

“Great, and now you’re stealing my comeback on top of it?! Is nothing sacred to you?”

She offers another shrug. He would like to return those for store credit please. Maybe get something useful instead. “Haven’t decided yet. Babs is still helping me explore my options. We’re going alphabetically and we’re only on the E-religions.”

“God, you’re the worst. I can’t believe you ruined sisters for me.”

“You already used that same line last week when you came out of your room still half-asleep and she was just sitting directly across from your door waiting and staring unblinking and you yelped and dropped your laptop on your toe, and then cursed so loud that B came running around the hall thinking we were being invaded,” Dick reported idly, still perched in the same position he’d been in all along and watching the boys below them. “Just in case you thought no one noticed when you recycle.”

“I noticed too,” Cass added solemnly.

“I have no siblings,” Jason intoned. He threw up his hands dramatically and then loudly jumped down to the street below with a little help from the fire escape. It drew both Duke and Tim’s attention and they startled before realizing it was Flamebird. And that he’d landed on the street and was stalking past them while barely acknowledging them. And that that was Nightwing standing on the roof now with his hands on his hips yelling after him.

“Oh, reeeeeeal subtle. You’re not having fun anymore so you gotta make sure nobody else does either. Wow, the Brat-like behavior, just jumped out of the shadows with that one!”

And that was Flamebird not even turning around and just yelling back. “I HAVE NO SIBLINGS!”

And also they were both pretty sure that was Batgirl crouched on the roof next to Nightwing now, and she was…..sticking her tongue out at Flamebird’s back? No, Batgirl very much definitely was sticking out her tongue, that wasn’t in doubt, it was more just….very unexpected to see.

What was happening right now?

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Eventually Tim and Duke have inevitably worn down [Bruce’s] resistance to training them by insisting they’re gonna keep doing this and if its not them its gonna be someone sooner or later anyway. Because, as they put it, you guys may not know this but Gotham’s gotten used to Robins by now and it freaks people out not to see one and Robin’s as important as Batman really and there needs to be a Robin and its not just us that will think that, like look at the fact that already two of us had the exact same idea, huh? And also, we’re gonna keep doing it anyway, sooooo….there’s that.

And then Cass vouches that they’re both 100% serious about that.

And then Dick vouches that as a former determined daredevil kid that was absolutely going to keep doing the same thing no matter whether you’d helped me or not, B, I also am of the assessment that these two mean it all the way.

And not to be left out and just to have something to contribute but also grumpy because his brother and sister are picking on him and he’s eighteen going on ten, Jason throws in: “And my assessment is that they both definitely seem dumb enough to keep doing this without help anyway and they definitely need help or they definitely will die, I’d give it a month, month and a half tops.”

And then Bruce dryly thanks his children for their contributions, their keen insights in this matter have been absolutely invaluable, he has no idea how he would make a decision here without it.

“Oooh, a rare sighting of Bat-snark in the wild. Someone call Nat-Geo quick, maybe he’ll do it again,” Dick says.

Bruce sighs. Duke and Tim look like they’re trying to decide if they’re allowed to be amused or if that’s also part of some weird Bat-test that they’re probably taking without even knowing it.

So Tim and Duke move in, start training together, and then also get sent to school together and it takes a month or so of settling in before they decide whether or not they actually are happy about this. There’s a period of deciding they’re supposed to be bitter rivals who snipe at each other back and forth across the dining table at every available opportunity, but that changes the first night Dick and Jason come back from the Tower since Tim and Duke have moved in and where Cass is also home instead of at the Clocktower with Babs.

Since all three of the older Batkids, upon seeing Tim and Duke squabble at dinner, decide to obnoxiously coo about how adorable it is watching the kids play. Which pretty instantly cements Duke and Tim as realizing their best chance of surviving the sudden acquisition of three older superhero ninja foster siblings who all can be as obnoxious as they are dangerous but also as much as they are - Duke and Tim are convinced - all quite insane.

A belief further cemented the next morning, with all three of them having spent the night at the Manor as well. Treating Duke and Tim to their first Saturday morning episode of the Cass and Jason show.

In this episode, Jason emerged from his bedroom in his pajamas still but warily peeking his head out first to look both ways down the hall before deciding it was clear…..and then makes it just almost to the end of the hallway leading to the stairs, when Cass drops down from where she’d been waiting perched above the other side of the door, in such a way as to suddenly fill the doorway just in front of him, hanging upside down suspending herself just with her feet wedged above the doorway, all while keeping her hands crossed her chest, a dead-eyed expression on her face, and with her tongue hanging out like she’s some kind of vampire hanging upside down in mid-slumber.

Jason shrieked and stumbled back a foot before catching himself and shoving two fingers in a cross shape in her direction.

“Demon! DEMON! Goddammit, I abjure thee, that’s supposed to fucking do something about having a demon sister, now what the fuck does it take to banish you!?”

“Can’t be banished,” Cass informed him, still upside down. “Can be bought though.”

Jason halted. “What?”

“I’m really surprised you never figured it out,” Dick said from his room further down the hallway. He was leaning against the doorjamb, arms casually crossed.

“Why did you think she never goes after me?”

Jason swiveled back and forth between his siblings suspiciously, trying to scry both their inscrutable (and in Cass’ case, still upside down) faces for signs they were telling the truth. “You’re telling me that Little Miss Monstrous has been a pain in my ass from day one and the reason she’s never so much as eked a single boo in your direction is you’ve been bribing her all this time?”

Dick shrugged. “Its all about getting in on the ground floor.”

Jason squinted, still unconvinced. “Nuh-uh. No way. You’re just fucking with me. Like if this is for real, what have you been buying her off with?”

Dick smiled beatifically. “Cuddles and hugs.”

“NO! NO! Bullshit! I am NOT falling for this crap again, you are not gonna get me this way this time. I call BS, fuck you, nuh uh, you’re lying out your ass and your ass-face both.”

“Wait, what is this ‘this’ that I did before? What ever are you talking about?”

“You know damn well what I’m talking about.”

“Is this about the Care Bear you had when you were fifteen?”

“Shut upppppppppppppppp, I didn’t have a Care Bear then, you’re such a - “

“Oh, I dunno, I’m preeeeetty sure there’s some holiday photos from that year that would say otherwise, pretty definitively in the form of you and your Care Bear….”

“That I only had because you literally just gave it to me as a present solely so that you could claim that I had a Care Bear when I was fifteen, you douchebag!”

“Just because I gave you the Care Bear didn’t mean you had to keep the Care Bear and hold the Care Bear and love the Care Bear, Jay. You chose to do all that.”

“I only kept the damn thing because you’re an asshole who lied about it being a family heirloom so I felt like I had to or I’d be a total jerk. Is nothing sacred to you?”

“I didn’t lie! It is a treasured family heirloom! Its the first Care Bear I gave to my little brother to teach him the important and valuable lesson that Care Bears - say it with me now - “

“Finish that sentence and they will never find your body.”

“CARE!” Cass shrieked from behind him before jumping on Jason’s back and bearing him down to the floor in an undignified tangle as she splayed atop him like a starfish and he stared up at the ceiling in a kind of strangled frozen fury, like there was so much emotion he wanted to process he’d overheated and now was stuck like that until he cooled down.

That was when Dick leaned over him and solemnly added one final thought, as though it was a crucial addition of the gravest importance:: “A lot.”

Jason’s eye twitched.

Dick’s eyes went wide in response. “Uh oh. He went to the Danger Zone. Run Cass. We’ve unleashed the dogs of war!”

Cass was off and on her feet in a second, taking off down the hall like a rocket. “Not the dogs of war!” She yelled.

Dick was only seconds behind her when behind him, Jason rose like an eruption, growling wordlessly and sparks practically flashing from his suddenly flinty eyes. He charged after them like an enraged bull.

“Kenny Loggins wouldn’t want this!” Dick yelled over his shoulder as he rounded the doorway and vanished. Jason rounded it in hot pursuit.

“Poison Ivy won’t even be able to make compost from what’s left of you when I’m through!”

The yelling and running vanished into the distance. Duke and Tim finally looked at each other blankly.

“What?” Tim asked. Duke shrugged helplessly.

A door opened at the end of the hallway. Bruce stuck his head out. “Is it safe?”

Tim just stared at him.

“What?” Duke asked.

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LOL mostly I just want to get to the tail end of the series, when Dick and Jason go undercover as supervillains in the Society of well, Supervillains....Dick as War Shrike and Jason as Gray Jay. (A kind of bird usually known for or referenced as being thieving and unpredictable and unexpectedly dangerous despite its size. Jason never went into the Lazarus Pit here and so isn’t as huge as he is in canon, he’s on the smaller side due to his early life’s malnutrition. Living with Bruce helped him catch up enough that he’s not TINY tiny, but he’s still smaller enough that this particular mantle fits him a little better than it would his massive canon depiction).

Cass also partakes in the undercover storyline, just showing up uninvited in a persona she’s crafted for the mission and calls Black Swan. And War Shrike and Gray Jay are both so startled and obviously a little freaked by her unexpected arrival, that combined with her being ticked at her brothers for leaving her behind, RUDE, and them sufficiently cowed and guilted by her wrath, that it all adds up to the other villains as being clear evidence that she is the boss and they are her advance minions.

Which mollifies and satisfies Cass immensely, and leaves Jason grumpy that their mission was hijacked and also his sister is The Worst, and leaves Dick temporarily disgruntled because This Whole Thing Was His Idea DAMMIT but then five seconds later finding it hilarious because Dick is a chaos connoisseur and he has an appreciation for whimsy and the unexpected.

“I can’t believe you not only gate-crashed our extremely sensitive and delicate undercover operation, but you completely hijacked it as well! This is so typical,” Jason grouched.

Cass simply swept ahead of him and strode down the hallway with lethal grace. “Silence minion.”

Jason spluttered behind her and she grinned to herself. He really made it too easy sometimes.

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lady-of-glass-and-bone · 4 years

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i've read through some of your works over on Ao3 and goodness! i loved them! i just had to ask, may i request angst/fluff with jason where the reader has to comfort him after a bit of a rough breakdown? usually it's the reader that needs comfort, but i much prefer helping someone else personally lol

Ahhh! Thank you so much, I'm glad you enjoy my scribbles! And thank you for requesting! I'm definitely also in the category of preferring to help someone else as well. Hope this is okay!

Jason x reader

Warnings: animal death beneath the cut, mourning, reader kills some people

So I had to put my dog down last year, she was 11 years old, and had cancer. I was there when she passed, I carried her to the car, dug her grave myself and I never really talked to anyone about how much the whole thing effected me. So I guess this kind of helped me a little with that.

What I listened to while writing this: Work Song by Hozier / Now or Never by Halsey / Heavy by Linkin Park ft. Kiiara / How Dare You by Steaming Satellites / Lots of A Perfect Circle

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-It happened on the worst day possible. The anniversary of Pamela's death(which I fully believe Jason saw because he killed Alice in the second movie. REVENGE)and mostly, people stay away from Camp Blood on that day more than any other day.

-But. Asshole teens who want to test the legend of Camp Blood are gonna be assholes.

-Jason just wanted to be left alone, alone with you and the little pack of stray animals you both had taken in since you arrived. He wanted to mourn on the day of his momma's death, clean up her shrine a bit and spend the rest of the day tucked up inside with you.

-But Jason also wants to keep people off his land. He's spilled enough blood for it, as did his momma, and even though you urge him to just let them go, just for today, if they're still there tomorrow go after them. But not today.

-He goes anyway. He doesn't notice Mae, the large, half blind shepherd mix he'd scooped up off the side of the road years ago, follow him out into the woods with her nose to the ground and hot on Jason's scent.

-The two are inseparable, ever since Jason brought her home in the pocket of his tattered coat, she'd followed him around, bumping into everything until she got the lay of the cabin. They go on patrols together, but only when Jason's reasonably sure there aren't any trespassers about.

-It's while you're taking a head count of all the pets as they eat dinner that you notice Mae is gone. Which would be funny considering how large she is. But it sends a spike of dread through you. There's a group of rowdy, more than likely drunk, teens out on the hunt for the famous killer of Camp Blood and if you know Mae, she'll protect Jason with her life.

-You get everyone where they're supposed to go, tucked safely inside the cabin before grabbing your sawed off shotgun and set out into the woods determined to bring both members of your family home safe and sound.

-Of course, life doesn't always work that way. You know these woods, even in the dark, but not as well as Jason and you get lost once and that's enough time for it to go to shit.

-You can hear it across the lake, the screams of the unfortunate victim's, the attempts they make to fight back. You follow it, shot gun ready and adrenaline pumping through your blood. And it had to be on the beach. The goddamn beach of all places!

-You're too far away. The last two victim's are scrambling on the waters edge as Mae lunges in front of Jason and tackles one of them to the sand. She's growling and snarling like you've never heard before, nipping at the arms thrown up to shield her target's face.

-Jason seems stunned. Mae was his baby. A gentle giant, just like him(on occasion) and then the other one is suddenly pulling Mae off by the scruff. No. There's a glint of metal. She's falling off, body limp, suddenly silent and when they let her fall to the sand to turn and help their friend, you can see the knife handle sticking up from the back of her neck, the sand seeping red with blood underneath her.

-Jason drops down beside her, machete forgotten on the ground, gently putting a hand on her rib cage. It doesn't rise and fall, she's dead. She wasn't even supposed to be out and now she's dead.

-You watch the survivors back away, one looking at Jason, the other sweeping the area for a possible weapon. You don't give them a chance. You're angry. At them. At everything. You're angry for Jason, who doesn't even seem to notice you come to stand behind him, shot gun raised, poised to protect.

-When you first came to Crystal Lake, you wouldn't have been able to pull the trigger, let alone aim well enough to kill them both with one blast each. But this is your home now too and they have hurt your family, taken one of them. Now, it's easy and maybe you'll see their pained expressions in nightmares on occasion but now, you all you care about is the frozen figure hunched over Mae.

Tears are starting to gather in your eyes and the shotgun seems to weigh a ton in your hands so you drop it carelessly to the sand. Jason has seemed to stop, still as a statue with one large palm resting over Mae's side, like maybe if he waits long enough, she'll come back like he did.

You know better. There's no coming back for Mae. It doesn't make the hollow feeling in your gut any less painful.

When you place a hand on Jason's shoulder you feel the fine tremor in his frame. It starts small and if you weren't so attuned to Jason after all this time you would have thought he was shivering.

'I'm sorry' 'I should have watched her better' 'I shouldn't have gotten lost' 'Tell me how to fix this.'

The words scramble in your brain at the low sound the man before you makes, his fingers clenching in Mae's fur, and you wrap your arms around him, pulling him gently to lean against you. You have to brace yourself when he slumps against you, shoulder digging into your stomach and head on your chest.

You hold him tight, curling over to place your cheek atop his head, your face away from the bloody scene. You try your best to communicate silently, the way Jason seemed to do so easily with you,

'I'm so sorry.'

His breath rasps in and out in harsh sweeps as he reaches up to grasp the arm you have curled around his collarbone, clutching tighter as if asking,

'Why do they all die? Why do they leave?'

'I don't know. I'm here, right here. I'm not leaving, I'll never leave.'

Both of you stand vigil, un-moving, for long enough that the sun begins to stretch between the trees on the far edge of the lake. You know he would stay there for days if you let him but you can't keep listening to him cycle between a quiet, unnerving calm and the near brink of silent sobbing.

So you give him a squeeze with your arms and a slight shake before pulling away to kneel down beside him, trying and failing to turn his face away from Mae's body. You try harder and eventually he relents, the tension draining out of him at the meeting of your eyes.

"Let's take her home okay?" you whisper "Let's go home and put her to rest."

There's a brief flash of anger in his uneven eyes and then it fizzles out. It leaves nothing but a flicker of pain before he moves to take off his coat and lay it over Mae, only stopping long enough to pull the knife out of her. You take it from his hand and hurl it into the lake, as far out as you can, while he wraps her up.

He carries her home to your cabin, a slow stain blooming on the coat. It's the closest to a funeral procession you can imagine, shot gun still heavy in your hand. You almost offer to dig the grave but that would take longer than you think he could stand, so you let Jason do it.

Leaving him in the back yard as you go through the morning routine with the rest of the pack, minus one, you can feel them looking for Mae. Missing her in their own way.

You pick from various patches of wildflowers around the cabin until you have a bundle big enough to spread over the length of the mound of dirt that sticks out like a sore thumb. Eventually one of you will find something to mark it with as the ground settles, but as you lay the last few flowers, giving Jason a watery smile as you do, you think this with be good enough for now.

The look he gives you says he agrees.

The both of you sit on the back steps of the cabin, hand in hand, enjoying the silent comfort of one another.

#jason voorhees #jason voorhees x reader #friday the 13th #angst with a happy ending #slashers #slasher x reader #gender neutral reader #warning: animal death #duck did it

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surveys-at-your-service · 3 years

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Survey #317

i’m tired as a motherfucker and don’t feel like thinking up some lyrics, so here, jus have the survey.

Have you volunteered in the past 6 months? No. French fries or onion rings? French fries. I don't like onion rings. Do you suffer from anxiety? Very badly. Favorite healthy snack? "Apples and peanut butter are one of them." <<<< Same, actually. Good shit. Favorite Disney movie? Forever and always The Lion King. If you see a bee in your house.. are you going to kill it? I hate to say it, but I'm killing it. Do you normally take a shower in the morning or at night? Morning. Do you have a cat? Yeah. What is your favorite animal? It will always be meerkats. Always. Do you know what time you were born? 10:30 AM, I believe. Do you like McDonalds? I'm gonna be real: I've never understood the McDonald's hate. I enjoy it perfectly fine. I mean it's certainly not gourmet, but I'll choose it over other fast food places sometimes. It's cheap and decent food, imo. What's your favorite flower? Orchids. Have you thought about joining the military? FUCK no. Who is the person that has impacted your life the most? Given my PTSD, I think it's pretty obviously Jason. Have you ever had a pet fish? Yeah, but not a lot. I never enjoyed them much. Have you ever wanted to be on a game show? Not seriously, no. I wouldn't want to be on television. Have you ever vaped? Nah. Who was the last person to give you a hug? Either my niece or nephew. Have you ever been on TV? I don't think so, no. What's your favorite store in the mall? Hot Topic, ugggghhhhh take me there. Has anyone ever told you that you have an accent? Yeah, especially when I was younger when I definitely did have a clear Southern accent. Do you have any piercings? Yeah, six. I have been DYING for a new one lately... How did your parents meet? Work. What was your first word? "Dada." Do you eat more healthy food or junk food? Somewhere in the middle, I'd say. What do you spend too much money on? When it's my own money, tattoos. I think I'll be perfectly capable of doing it, but when I'm employed, I'm going to have to watch how much I invest into those. What is a disturbing episode of an otherwise non-disturbing show? What is a disturbing show (or one you would describe as one) is enjoyable to you? Meeeh I don't watch enough for this. What is the most memorable song in a movie? How about a show? Oh wow, I dunno. "Circle of Life" from TLK is a beauty, as is "Strangers Like Me" from Tarzan. There really are a lot. As for shows, "Carry On My Wayward Son" from Supernatural will immediately get fans screaming the lyrics, haha. However, I don't know if that song properly counts since it wasn't written just for the show, but whatever. What is something you’re grateful for that humans have made/have continued to make exist? What about something that you wish that humans didn’t destroy? The Internet, whew. I wish humans would stop destroying the fucking environment. It's heartbreaking how many woods are wiped away here for construction, only to never be built on... While evil men are commonly talked about, what woman would you consider the most evil? I don't know, but it would probably be a rapist or pedophile. Those are probably the people I abhor most. Do you believe children can be evil? If so, what child from history do you believe to have been the most evil? I don't really think children are born evil, no. I've never heard of a diabolical baby or anything. I think the environment they are raised in molds them as they age. I don't know about the last question. Name one way that music can be bad for humans. It can be depressing sometimes, actually dragging your mood down, especially if you already feel low. What has been one of the most blatant advertising in a movie, show, or music video? Some of these questions are hard man, idfk lol. What book have you read/listened to that “messed you up” (or made you have a lot of negative feelings afterward)? Johnny Got His Gun left me feeling so spiteful towards and disappointed in the world. It definitely made me feel down for a while. If you have a pet, what is the best thing that you have for them (either a toy, a highly rated food, etc)? If you don’t have one but would like one, have you thought about what you would get your pet? We definitely don't have the money for "high quality" stuff. What works, works. Did you ever know anyone who was (previously) a part of a cult? What cult? Were you ever a part of one? No. What is something that is legal right now that really shouldn’t be? I'm stealing the previous person's answer by saying fireworks. They have a horrible effect on animals and PTSD victims and is just litter and a fire hazard. What is a movie you consider successful/good that did not have high reviews? I'm not educated enough on movie rankings. When you met the person you now like, what happened? We hugged and cried a bit lmao. Did you realize anything today? No. What do you want to do today? It'd be nice to get off my ass and get Emerson's birthday pictures into Lightroom so Ashley can finally have them... Can you honestly say you’d risk your life for someone else? I know with certainty I would for some people. Could you forgive a boyfriend or friend who physically hurt you? Ha, nope, byyyyeee~ What’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you? Ugh... So one night when I was lying down to go to bed but also texting Jason, I was being playful and joked for him to sing me to sleep. He sent me a video for "The Mortician's Daughter" by Black Veil Brides (one of his favorite bands) and just pasted the lyrics, and I thought it was the cutest fucking thing ever. I went to bed listening to it and just smiling. It's why I just don't listen to it anymore. I shouldn't have even talked about it, soooo next question. What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die? Ummm South Africa, Yellowstone National Park, Germany, Alaska, and the Bahamas, maybe. How many tattoos would you like to have? I'm gonna be a fuckin mural. I want tats pretty much everywhere. What question do you hate to answer? "What do you like to do for fun?" What's your favourite animated or cartoon program? Fullmetal Alchemist. What do you think the greatest invention has been? Electricity. What's your favourite movie quote? I dunno, I don't really have one. Do you prefer digital or analogue clocks? Analogue clocks are way more elegant and can be beautifully decorated. Who is your favorite foreign singer/musician? Do you translate his or her lyrics? If you exclude English-speaking foreign bands, like from the UK, Rammstein for sure. I can translate some of them. Say something in a foreign language? "Liebe" means "love" in German. What is a weather-type that you like that not many others do? Snow, for sure. I've never understood the "ew, snow" type of people. It's so pretty. Granted, it's rare here, so it's more of a treat down here, but still. Who do you know personally that has a nice singing voice? Sara has a beautiful voice. What was the last word you learned? I have no clue, given how bad my memory is becoming... It's hard for me to learn anything nowadays, because it doesn't stick. What is your favorite culture? (that you find most interesting): I'll be honest, I'm not very well-informed on foreign cultures. Due to taking so many classes though, I do find German culture to be quite appealing. They are very serious about honesty (for example, telling someone you're okay when you're not is frowned upon in small talk, even), as well as manners. I would love to experience their lifestyle. Have you ever watched anime porn? I've never watched porn to begin with. If you got paid $3 million to smoke meth one time would you do it? Nope. I'm not risking addiction or death. Are ladybugs cute? Yesssss. Will you leave the house without fragrance on? Yeah, I usually do. Do you make good money doing what you do? I'm unemployed. I've only ever worked minimum wage jobs. What is your favorite fruit? Strawberries, yum. And kiwi. What do you think of horses? I love them! Are you doing something with your life that matters? Ugh, I don't feel like it. Do you like gravy on your mashed potatoes? I hate gravy. What is the dirtiest rap song you have ever heard? Nicole played "WAP" once when I was in the car and I wanted to die. What about a dirty song in any other genre? "Bitches" by Hollywood Undead MIGHT be rap, but idk? What even is their genre???? But anyway, as much as I love the song, it's dirty as shit. What is a genre of music you simply can't stand? Rap, generally. What is, in your opinion, the best way of dealing with a break up? Lots and lots of self-care and focusing on loving yourself and realizing your worth lies in yourself and not another person. What flavor of Doritos do you like best? Cool Ranch, of course. Would you ever go to a comedy club? Yeah, sure. Why is it that photography is becoming a trend? Because it's art, and people enjoy art???????? What is the funniest movie you have ever seen? White Chicks gets me way harder than it should lmao. Would you ever consider dating someone who lived across the country? I guess, so long it was the plan that we'd eventually move in together, and effort was being made to achieve that once we got pretty serious. Do you have a tattoo? If you do, describe the pain you went through when getting it done. Well, I have six, so I'll just talk about my first one, which was on my wrist. It really isn't bad, especially once you've adjusted to the pain. I think the best metaphor would be that it's like lightly pinching a cat scratch. Outlining is the worst part, imo. What is your favorite bookstore? I don't have one. Who was the last person to tell you that you were cute? I have no idea. When was the last time you had a fever? How high did it go? Oh, I couldn't tell you. Those are very rare for me. How many times do you think that you’ve truly been in love before? With who? Twice, with Jason and Sara. Do you prefer French kissing, or regular kissing more, and why? I mean, this depends on the mood as well as how serious we are. Have you ever been married before? How many times? No. Who do you know that gives the best hugs? Summer has always been a big, strong hugger like I am. Have you ever dated someone of the same gender before? Yeah. Who do you consider to be your hero? My mom. Who is your best friend? Tell us about them. Sara. She's a very caring, strong, creative, just overall amazing person who stands firmly for what she feels is right, and we can't forget about her incredible loyalty, nor her absolute adoration for animals, reptiles especially. How much did your car cost? I don't have my own car. What is the last picture you received on your phone of? Sara sent me a photo of Martha, her ball python. Do you have any friends that actually model? No. Do you keep condoms in your room? No, considering I have no reason to. Do you follow any special diet? (dairy free, vegetarian, gluten free etc.) No, but I desperately want to return to being vegetarian. Vegan would be even better, but I know I'm absolutely not capable of that. What is an appliance you don’t have, but would love to have? uhhhhh Which keys on your keyboard are worn out the most? My "a," "s," and "d" from gaming. If you could be any supervillain, which would you be? Ha, I could probably pull off Harley Quinn pretty easily. Though "super"villain sounds a bit strong for her. What’s the most historic thing that has happened in your lifetime? Either Covid or 9/11, probably. What’s the scariest non-horror movie? I personally think the idea behind Johnny Got His Gun is fucking terrifying. What’s the most amazing true story you’ve heard? More beautiful than "amazing," but whatever. I can't think of anything else. Jason's mother actually left his father to go back home to New York when he cheated on her, but he followed her all the way there, and they wound up reconciling and were very happily married since. They were a spectacular couple, and I miss them a lot. What brand are you most loyal to? I have no idea. It's hard to be loyal to any when you're not the one buying products. Where are you not welcome anymore? Well, speaking of him, probably Jason's house, haha... I feel that if I just showed up there, his parents would honestly be super happy to see me and want to catch up, but Jason, not so much. I doubt Colleen would welcome me into her house, either. What’s the most recent show you’ve binge-watched? Avatar: The Last Airbender w/ Sara. What’s a common experience for many people that you’ve never experienced? Just... adult stuff. Paying bills. Having a stable job. Passing their driver's test. What are some misconceptions about your hobby? We'll use forum roleplay here, in which case I know a very common misconception is that it's sexual in nature and is a kink. It's never been that for me. It's about building unique, complex characters in a vast universe of your creativity, meshing with other's. It's a beautiful thing to me. What’s the dumbest thing someone has argued with you about? Oh, I'm sure something with Mom... because she is absolutely never wrong. What’s the longest rabbit hole you’ve been down? Conspiracy theories on YouTube, aha... What odd smell do you really enjoy? I really enjoy the smell of lilacs, though I know people who think they smell too strong and/or just stink. If you had a HUD that showed three stats about any person you looked at, what three stats would you want it to show? Hm, interesting question. Maybe approachability, moral alignment, and mood. What is your favorite flavor of pop tart? I really like the chocolate sundae ones. Gum? I really like fruit-flavored gums, especially watermelon or strawberry. Last song you sang along to? I sang a bit to "Second Chance" by Shinedown. Are you fascinated by rivers? Yeah, sure. Streams, more specifically, because you can see the bottom and walk more safely in them. I love exploring those. Do you live near a volcano? No, and I plan on keeping it that way, haha. How big is the screen on your digital camera? I dunno, the normal size for a Canon? Do you find train whistles comforting? No. What bird is the cutest? Oh, that's so hard. I love the pastel-colored ones, and hummingbirds are like, universally cute. Are you scared to look at your own organs on x-ray or ultrasound? No, that's actually really cool. Do big eyes freak you out? On people? Generally, no. I tend to find them cute, actually, especially on girls, but I've definitely seen people with big eyes that instead look kinda creepy. Have you ever walked on a frozen lake/river? Hm, I'm actually not sure. I don't believe so, though. Have you ever held a real sword? No. Have you ever seen a tree over 100 years old? Uh, realistically, probably? That's not that old in the grand scheme of trees, is it? Do you feel uncomfortable at fancy restaurants? I can sometimes, yes. I feel very out-of-place.

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Riverdale Unpacked

Finally figured out a title for my weekly Riverdale commentary! :D

- I snoozed during the opening scene, I’m sorry the whole campaigning thing was boring. Who gives an actual fuck?

- I woke up when Veronica said she was being courted by Mob Princes... and I sooo wished like fuck that this would suddenly take a Jeronica turn, but I realize that the writers are gonna waste this opportunity and lamented. Oh well, there’s always @pembrokebitch ‘s fanfics!!!

- “Going around house to house to stare into men’s eyes? That sounds like looking for a needle in a haystack.” no, that sounds like what they used to do in the days before Grindr, Hiram. Taken out of context that quote is really weird.

- Sorry kinda snoozed through the convo about making his bones whatevs I do not care I am not here for Mafia Archie.

- Wait, what is that I smell? A stumble in the Bughead dynamic? Jug didn’t believe her when she said her Dad could be the Black Hood, didn’t even take her seriously, just sorta walked off... there’s blood in the water. Fuckin’ A, YES.

- “Dear cousin, you look harrowed!” ... and “Wherefore?” also “Heed my hard learned advice” and “tread carefully, cousin” you been reading Jane Austen, Cheryl? I don’t really know what to think of the style of Cheryl’s dialogue, but I’m oddly here for it? No character really talks like that in this town, so, it’s interesting to hear a character talk more eloquently. (Wouldn’t that be cute? Cheryl and Toni reading Jane Austen together? Awww! C’mon Riverdale writers, stick it in!)

- So self-consciously, Cheryl knew that her Dad was capable of Jason’s murder? Makes me wonder what the hell else that kid witnessed. Poor Cheryl.

- Yawn, Alpha Male Aggression Display. Wait, did anyone notice that Reggie’s way too fired up over this? Sure, Moose was hurt by her confession that she’d been seeing a serpent but he wasn’t over the top aggressive like Reggie was. That makes me suspicious... was he doing Midge too? I mean, she was into Polyamory and all.

- “Which one you reptiles was screwing Midge Klump?”

“I get why she wouldn’t want fleas from you mangy bulldogs.”

Dahahaha, it made ME laugh. ;D Good dialogue!

- What the fuck about the mob bosses sons... this was a weird little foray into the underworld and I suspect not at al the way things actually work. Though, gotta admire my girl V for putting the new ‘meat’ through their paces with ‘interviews’ lol. Good girl. (Also Elio is kinda hot.)

- “The muckraker, the troublemaker.” this line made me roll my eyes. No, Jug is not a troublemaker. Good Lord.

- WHAT THE FUCK ARCHIE YOU GAVE AWAY YOUR HAND TO A MOB BOSS’S SON?! You are stupid as hell!!!

- The Cooper and Blossom detective agency? This is an interesting angle that I wouldn’t have thought to take. I kinda like this.

- I dunno if I can get behind Cheryl’s deadpan reaction about Chic, but seeing as she didn’t really know him and probably didn’t want to garner unwanted attention from the Coopers, then yeah okay, I guess it makes sense. However an indignant “What?!” would’ve said it all at Betty’s confession.

- Midge must’ve been a hot commodity around Riverdale High for FP to make the comment “Of all the girl in Riverdale.” ah well, she was a cheerleader so I guess there’s that currency? I dunno considering she had barely been mentioned before this it just strikes me as kind of odd.

- I like the way Jug’s trying to take responsibility for the gang and is starting to treat them as family rather than some weird, extended relatives he’d never really wanted.

- Oh noez, Fred is being threatened by he Black Hood. Seriously, WTF did Fred do? He ain’t have to die!

- I’m sorry Betty but what you sellin’, I ain’t buyin’. Where was all this remorse when you were actually turning Chic over to the Black Hood? Where was the conflict then? No you were just mad cuz he tried to swing on your boytoy, that’s all. Now shit’s gotten real for you. -_-;

- “If he’s dead then that makes me an accomplice to murder and I think I’m okay with that.” what the fuck kind of dinner table confession is that?!

- “I don’t know what to say Betty” INAPPROPRIATE REACTION, ALICE!!! As a Mom I’d think you’d be horrified, not... just simply shocked. You at like Betty is just dropping one of her extra-curriculars, not confessing to a crime... what the hell?!

- I don’t even know what to make of her Dad’s reaction.

- Look at Hal’s eyes closely guys, *in my Maury Povich voice* He is NOT the Black Hood!”

Originally posted by desingyouruniverse

- Who the hell leaked the video footage of Midge and Fangs?

- Gotta admire our boy Jug for trying to get Fangs to a safe place before the freakin’ lynch mob found him.

- Archie, put down your bat and go to bed.

- WAR DOGS? Did they seriously go “arf” at the end of that scene?! Seriously?! I don’t blame Jug for being mad. How juvenile can you be, slashing tires and setting dumpsters on fire? What the fuck! Hiram Lodge is paying for the Dark Circle now??? Holy shit. Archie what the FUCK have you done!

- Cheryl uses the same color nailpolish my Mom did... ;o; Awww. Again, I am liking the whole Blossom/Cooper detective agency angle. Cheryl needed a friend and Betty needs a healthier relationship than the one she has with Jug.

- Our girl V did all the work and Hiram shut her down??? COME ON NOW!!! And then HIRAM PUT THE MONEY IN A TRUST SO SHE COULDN’T DO HER CASINO YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU HIRAM WHO IS YOU BITCH!!!!

- So Betty’s Dad can’t be the Black Hood... he really can’t. He was there comforting Betty while the Black Hood took pot shots at everybody in Town Hall, and it can’t be her Mom because her Mom was hiding behind a podium, it’s not FP. It’s not Chic because he was a possible victim of the dude. So that leaves Claudius Blossom because he’s way too fucking quiet for his own good.

- I love how Fred just let Veronica in and let her go bang his son on a school night. I mean, sure she’s gonna back him in the election but that is a helluva way to say thank you. “Thanks for your support, here, you can bang my son all night!”

- Gotta say, this is the best acting I’ve seen Cole Sprouse do in awhile. I mean, it’s the most convincing, the most roused I’ve seen Jug since Season 1 and there’s been quite a few reasons for Jug to raise his voice and he hasn’t. I mean maybe that’s just his character but that monotone voice kills me in every fucking scene. Come on, Jug. GET SOME SPIRIT EMOBOI!

- What the hell is Betty doing with a gun? And who exactly SHOT Fangs? Was it Reggie? Was Archie too late? (BTW good job Archie on the whole bodyguard run, my man.) Did Betty have a secret deal with Daddy to take somebody out? Or was it the Black Hood? RIP Fangs, we barely knew thee. Hopefully you were reunited with Midge in the afterlife... God, poor Fangs though... he was so scared and crying and then to go out like that anyway?! Where the hell was the rest of the police force when he was being led out! A group of high school boys ain’t gonna do the trick, Sheriff, he needed an armed guard himself! I CALL DISCRIMINATION!!! :P

- WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE AGAINST MY GIRL CHERYL, BLACK HOOD?! SQUARE UP, BITCH!

#riverdale #black hood theories #claudius blossom #RIP Fangs Fogarty

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