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thatpumpkinmf · 21 days
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I wanna see this picture everytime i close my eyes omg
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catboygretzky · 1 year
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i was like, "wow can't wait to listen to trevor zegras talk about jamie drysdale for 30 minutes haha"
first minute in: "yeah i wear this hat because it's jimmy's favorite"
i'm in physical pain
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crowned-relapse-king · 4 months
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Fangers live like that? Just say fuck all with cleaning? Is it because they're fuckin dead?
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theleechyskrunkly · 4 months
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Guys there is actually no way I have 3 midterms tomorrow.
There is actually no way.
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Crying and screaming and pulling my hair out over ancient civilizations. Who was the last one to die or walk away?? Who was the last part of such large communities to fall away from their home???? I don't know alot about ancient civilizations but surely there was a final person to leave. Who was the last person to die in Pompeii?? Were they lonely?? Were they even awake?? Can you tell when your the last part of a community??? Do you know when you walk away that you're leaving a place to die behind you, to ruin and decay and be buried by time?? I am slamming my head into the wall rn. Is there a last cell to die in my body??? Will the smallest parts of me know that they are the last ones when I die one day???? Crying rn nobody talk to me.
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suga-kookiemonster · 2 years
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taehyung: *biting his lips in his bed in the dark while lipsynching a song about morning sex*
me:
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cactusringed · 6 months
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jimmy and martyn have me acting unwell. WHY 😭😭😭
it was that damn kiss, that damn kiss that made them DOOMED
Bro genuinely this is the worst martyn has ever done on the life series he usually keeps his green life for so long and now he's on RED and both him and Jimmy dying one after another I feel SICK I FEEL SICK HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN HOW ARE THEY NOT DOING IT ON PURPOSE?!!!?!
And brother them, the watchers favorite babygirls to torment, teaming up on the season where they're fully Canon and have legitimate sway over everyone. I'm feeling ssooooooo normal about them SO NORMAL
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charactersaremylife · 2 months
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See the problem with liking your professors is that halfway through writing your midterm you may be struck with the paralyzing anxiety that it is a bad essay that is basic as hell in the academics that it references, and likely monotonous and boring to read.
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eightfifteen · 2 years
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thinking about Mike laying his head on Will's chest at the hospital. he used to be so innocent and tender...
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desir3dus3r · 2 years
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I hate steddie with all of my heart.
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schumaquinho · 1 year
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I cannot begin to explain this, but I guess let's start from the beginning where there's a fucking FROG living in my bedroom/bathroom FOR MONTHS and I have no idea how it got in and even worse, idk how to take it out!!
legit, the little bitch has been hanging around and when I think she's gone (I'll assume she's a she because it has seen me naked and I don't want to imagine a male frog watching me shower) she just like appears back OUT OF THIN AIR!!!
and today, the worst happened: IT JUMPED ON ME. I swear on everything that is sacred in this world. it jumped. on. me. I was showering, I was naked. AND IT TOUCHED MY LEG. I just didn't wake up the whole house because I was also brushing my teeth (multitasking and shit) and had my mouth full of water.
now she's hiding behind the door and I don't have anything to do because it's fucking thirty minutes after midnight and I'm not fucking waking my parents (because I ain't taking it out myself) to remove it from my living quarters. And by the time tomorrow (or later tomorrow) comes she'll be gone and we won't find her.
I swear she's planning to kill me. As far as I know this can be my goodbye letter to you. So, ily, Lewis is and 8x wc and White Lotus is not that interesting of a show. goodbye
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catboygretzky · 1 year
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listen -
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i'm not saying i would kill a man for olen zellweger but i'm not NOT saying that
to note, in this photo he is not even staring into the camera, which i thought you all would like to know.
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flamejob · 2 years
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i thought last week was bad little did i know i had to do today. god
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mythicalthing · 2 years
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i hosted parties and starved my body... 
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negrowhat · 2 years
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the old social responsibility chairman or president or whatever the fuck he is is a fucking pervert ain’t he? I knew he was creep when he met that female judge in ep 1 or 2. Fucking freak.
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minty-bubblegum · 6 months
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Me trying to figure out a way to get out of school because I'm sick again but not visually sick
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