#IK LOCE YOU

[satelitis]

okok so this is gonna be all of my hs2 comments throughout the season

!! HEARTSTOPPER S2 SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT !!

TAO AND ELLE 🤬 get your asses together already

omg imogen she is so pretty !!!

who the hell is this guy?

nooo they’re separated!!! ))):

BEN GO THE HELL AWAYYYYY STOP TALKING TO MY BOYFRIWND ABOUT HIS BOYFEIWND

:0 CHARLIE IS REJOINING RUGBY??!

EW HARRY GO AWAY 🙄

why is charlie the only one in different clothes—

STOP YELLING AT NICK NEOW

OMG TARA AND DARCY MY FAV LESBEANS BESIDES DORCAS AND MARLENE IYKYK

ew elle is weirdly flirting w/ tao 🤨

omg if my bf doesn’t get me oreos for our 2 month anniversary then i don’t want it 🤦‍♀️😐😐

OMG CHARLIE RWMEMBERD NICKS FAV CHOCOLATE SHHEJEJEHHWHEHHEHEHEHEBS

NOW THEY ARE MAKING OUT IN THE LOVKER ROOM AND ALMOST GOT CAUGHT 🫢

🎶BOYKISSSERRRRRRR 🎶

“No more kissing at school 😡 it’s too risky 😣”

OMG TORIII ML 🫶🏼

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OUT OF MY LEAGUE BY FATT SNJSJSJSKENNENSNEJSNSNSNNBDDBDBDBBSSBBSBEHSHEHHEB THIS SONG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMYOMGOOMGOMYOMYOMGOMGOMYOMGOMGOGMOGMGOGKMTOTKTOTRNWJHWBSGWGWGWGWHWBHWBWBWNSNSBSNWB I LOCE THIS SONG CAUSE U ARE OUTTA MY LEAUGEWEEE ENJSJSJSNENNENSBEB SCREAMING HEHSBEHEBEBBEHDHEHEHEHEHSVSBEHEBEBBEBEBEBEB OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG ok i’ll shut up now

omg issac—

CAUSE U ARE OUT OF MY LEAUGE ALL THE THINGS I BELIEVE YOU ARE JUST THE RIGHT KIND YEHA U ARE MORE THAN JUST A DEEAM!!!

omg they invited imogen 🥺🥺

omg charlie tryna help nick come out to imogen is everything 🥺🥺

WHAT THE FUCK TAO AND ELLE ABT KISSED?!?

pov nick:

OMG IMOGEN KNOWS ABOUT NICK AND CHARLIE —

“i’m bisexual actually” 😜

FUCK NO NOT IMOGEN HAVING A CRUSH ON BEN🫣💀

take a drink everytime i say omg

:0 THEY KUST KISSED INNFRONT OF EVERYONE well they’re friend group but still

“bye” 😋

“bye” 🤭

charlies parents need to gtfo—

“no hankypanky” SHUT THE HELL UPPPP

EPISODE 2!!

charlies teachers need to get out

uhm charlie’s mom gtfo now let them be gay around each others houses

IGH EW NICKS STUFID BROTHER 🙄

awww their texts ))):

OMG TAO AND ELLE JUST NEED TO CONFESS ALREADY LIKE TAO BETTER ASK ELLE TO PROM OR I WILL BE THROWING HANDS

ew ben ugh GO AWAYYYY 😤

“i told you my rules and now you’re here till the end of the day😐” SHUT THE FUCK UP

:0

…

….

BEN COME HERE IM THROWING HANDS I AM TAKING MY FUVKING SWEATSHIRT OFF AND I WILL PULL THAT BROWN SHIT ASS HAIR OUT OF YOUR SCALP AND DRAG YOU THROUGH THE RUDGBY FIELD BY YOUR NOSE HAIR

anyway 🤭

you and nick are NOTHING alike get that through you’re dumb thick ass scull

ACTUALLY DAVID HE DOES AHVE A GF ALA ME AND HE ALSO HAD A BF NAMED CHARLIE SO GTFO

omg felix 🥰🥰🥰

naomi !!! 😚

we love taos mom <33

“is that elle? she’s so pretty!! :DD” omg :(((

bens gonna throw hands w/ nick i just know it

awwwh charlie snuck out again!!

taos smile is so cute

DAVID STAY TF AWAY FEOM CHARLIE

i can definitely tell who got the good genes

:0 HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT…..

I- omg

“i just wanted to meet the guy who turned my little brother gay” STFUUUUUUU 😤

olivia coleman better drag his ass

Charlie )): babes you gotta eat… )): i feel so bad for him ☹️

awh the voice memo ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️💗💗💗💗

EPISODE 3.

OMG TAO COMING TO TERMS W/ HIS FEELINGS 💗💗💗💗💗

“ik you and charlie are really good mates 😄”

the coach just walked in on them lmaooo

we stan the coach!!! and her wife 💐💐

OMG THEY FINSIHER THE EXAMS AND HISOry thing!!

OMG TARA!! she just… oh no… i mean oh yes but in an oh no way ://

THE GAY TEACHERS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

omg a boy just invited issac to the party hehehehe

they really thought they did something by not letting the boys and girls share a room

tara, darcy, nick, & charlie :

OMG TAOS HAIR I—

OMG OMG OMG OMGOMGOGKGMFNT HE JUST ASKED HER OUTTTTTTT 🫢

AWWW AYYAYAYAAYTAYAYAYYYYYTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

awh he is willing to go see a movie he hates but she loves just for her )):

“Look after him or you die :))”

why the fuck are those popcorn things so huge?

oh no oh no oh no oh no tao and elle nononononononononononononono )):

i hate this fucking party i would break down then and there that is WAY too overstimulating

toriii stopp )))):

oh my god i need to skip a couple scenes one sec

ok phew they’re just having tea now

*sighs*

EPISODE 4.

kit conner speaking french is EVERYTHING

everyone being so surprised nick can speak french is so funny.

BEN YOU FUVKING RAT CALL IMOGEN A BITCH AGAIN AND I WILL DRAG YO STANKY ASS RN AND PULL UR HAIR WE WILL BATTLE IT OUT RN NO BOXING GLOVES DISS MY BABES IMOGEN AGAINANDN I WILL DRAG YO FUVKING FAKE ASS

anyway

EPISODE 5.

CHARLIE HAS A HIVKEY????

OK SO ELLE KISSED TAO AND CHARLIE IS MEETING NICKS FAD

TARA AND DARCY )):

OKOK DORRY I GOT SO LAZY W/ EPISODES 4&5

EPISODE 6.

tao and elle are so cute 🥰

OMG— NO NOT THE TRUTH OR DARE ARE YALL 5 😭

“I dare charlie to kiss Ben 😻” shut the fuck up

OMG I CALLED THE TRUTH ISTG

OMG NICK IS COMING OUT — OMGOMGOMG IM SO PROUD OF NICK :D WHY AM I CRYING ☹️☹️☹️☹️

darcy has food poisoning 😶

omg they’re adorable wtff

nick is a right side of the bed person…idk how i feel about that tbh

WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS—

🫣🫣🫣

ok phew it’s not escalating

:0 oh no. Oh no. do it and i will turn this off bc now i’m scared—

DARCY SAID IT GUYS

ONG GAY TEACHERS GAY TEACHERS GAY TEACHERS GAY TEACHERS KISSING !!!

awwh nick ml )):

EPISODE 7.

TARAS FOLKLORE POSTER IS EVERYTHING

ugh ben just go away

CONGRATS ELLE 🥳🥳🥳

oh no tao )):

I LOVE TAOS MOM SO MUCH!!!! AND NICKS MOM!!!

Charlie’s mom can fuck off tbh

I would kick Charlie’s ass at Mario Kart tbh

“Oh my god they’re gonna kiss!!!” I love darcy sm

UGH BEN STOP BOTHERING CHARLIE FUCKING NUT 🙄

AWH NICK ASKING CHARLIE FO PROMMM

CONANANNANANANANANANAN CONAN CONAN CONAN CONAN CONAN CONAN IM SCREAMING @masivechaos

Awh issac )):

I— NOO TAOO

Issac representing aroace is amazing

OMG KMGOMGOMGOMG CONANANANANANANANANANAN WNWNNANNA CONAN I LOVE TOUUUUUUUUU

i’m so confused

OKAY OKAY

DARCYS MOM FUCK OFFFF

AWHHH OMG ITS SO CUTE THE PAINTING IS ADORABLE I LOVE IT ))):

tao )):

OMG BEN GO THE HELL AWAY YOU FUCKING RAT DIEEEEEE

ben get your half assed apology out of here and go take a shower musty ass

YEAH CHARLIE DRAG HIM BUTN HIM AT THE STAKE 🥳🥳🥳

YEAH YOU DONT HAVR TO FORGIVE HIM!!!

david go away

HES GONNA TELL THE DAD ISTG

oh my god

oh my god

oh my god

DAVID SHUT THE FUCK UP 😐 ACTUALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP !

DAVID HUSH DAVID HUSH KEEP YOUR ASS UP

david im gonna kick your ass

AWWWW NICKKK )))):

DRAG THEM NICKS MOM WE LOVE YOU 🫀🫀

AHH WE STAN TORIIII

YAYY CHARLIES MOM IS COMING SEOUND :)))

why are they doing dishes in the dark 🤔

OMG DARCYS MOM GTFO STOP RN OKG OMGOMG DARCY GOT KICKED OUT— i’m crying now what the hell

EPISODE 8.

”Boyfriends ❤️ (Im bi, actually)”

GRAHHHHHH

AWHH TAOOOOOOOOOOO AND ELELEWKWLLWLWLWLWWLelw AHHHHHH MY HEARTTTTTTTT

wait wait where is darcy?????

OMG WE LOVE THE SUPPORTIVE FRIEND GROUPOO

tao and nicks friendship >>>>

AWWW CHARLIE AND NICK IN THE SUITS ARE TOO CUTE ☹️☹️☹️💗💗

OMG THE RADIOHEAD REFERENCES ARE SO 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

awh darcy )):

we love how supportive of a gf tara is!!

omg elle’s dad jsjsjsjej

ELLE IS SO ORETTY!!!!!!

SUMMER OF LOVE THAGS SO CUTE ?!??

THE SET UP IS ADORAVKE ?!?!?

issac bringing a book to prom is everything

nicks friends give me mixed signals but atleast they’re supportive !!

TAO AND ELLE DANCINF ARE SO ADORABKE

GAY TEACHERSSSS

…IMOGEN

OMG DARCY!!!! TARA NOOOOOOO DONT GO TO HER HOUSE ACTUALLY DO GO TO HER HOUSE AND YELL AT HER STUPID MOM!

bitch ass mom 🤥

AWWHHH

crying again 😃

them just saying i love you to each other over and over again ))):

OMG TAYLOR SWIFT , CONAN GRAY & BEABADOOBEE IN THE HEARTSTOPPER SOUNDTRACK?!?!

awh charlie )):

nick helping charlie is everything

OH MY FUCKING GOD— THIS WAS , I JUST , THIS SEASON WAS … IM SO , 9.5/10 BSBSBDBS OK BYE!!

#──★ ˙dals declarations !!

[quotidian-oblivion]

For your ask game! (May I choose more than one?)

🌤️Share your favorite piece of dialogue from your WIP.

🌧️Share something angsty from your WIP.

🌈 Share something soft/fluffy from your WIP.

Love your work!

HIIIII! You absolutely can choose more than one!

Ask game

(Sorry it took a while, it's really busy here on my end)

🌤️ Okieeee. So, this gave me an excellent opportunity to revisit the wips I have been neglecting because of life. Thank you

TW: Implied child abuse

Btw, the following scene is a chat/texting scene

~

Jason: Hey baby bird, u still awake?

Tim: My throat hurts.

Jason: Its spring Jason: Did u get an infection or sumth? Jason: Where exactyl does it hurt?

Tim: I don’t know.

Jason: Does it hurt inside? Outside? When u swallow?

Tim: Outside

Jason: Did u hit sumth??

Tim: No

Jason: Baby bird, please. Tell me what happened. I can help you.

A pause.

Tim: I’m not supposed to hide

Jason froze.

Tim: I’m sorry. I dont want to disturb you

Fuck.

~

V angsty, ik. Kinda combines the second q too? But fortunately, i'm not low on angst pieces.

🌧️ Alrighty, let's see, more angst.

Aha! Tim's 6 in this one

TW: Implied child abuse

~

Tim forgot all the pain and ran to his room, not stopping until he locked the bedroom door, then crawling into his closet and closing the door of that too. Only then did he break out into proper crying. 

Blindly fishing around for one of his few stuffed dolls, he found a random one (a dolphin) and hugged it, curling up on top of it. 

He didn’t know what had just happened, but the memory in his brain was fuzzy and blurry. 

He knew that he would forget it soon. Then maybe he could apologize and bring his dad back.

~

I'm having fun! Now, sumth fluffy to balance out the angst.

🌈 Aaaaaalrighty. Sumth fluffy. I love this scene sm. Mainly cuz how chaoticly accurate it is to the fam.

~

She once tied him up to a chair tightly and spoon-fed him all different kinds of food when he had accidently gone two days without eating.

She made him properly chew and swallow a piece of fruit, two vegetables, a glass of milk, chicken tender nuggets, and an entire slice of cake. She had shoved in the last bit of cake into his protesting mouth, when the others finally showed up in his room to end the torture. Tim suspected that Alfred was responsible for their uncommonly late arrival. 

When they confronted her, Cass pointed at Tim and said, "Too small." 

Tim made a noise of indignance. "I'm not that small. I've grown a lot over the years." 

Cass poked his stomach and sniffed, "Too empty." 

That sent Jason and Dick into a fit of laughter that ended up with them wheezing on the floor. 

~

And that's it! Ooh, tysm anon!! I loced hunting through the wips. It makes me want to write again. And i'm crediting that to you ^^

Hope you have an enchanting day! 💖

#quotidian asks #quotidian fics #writer asks #writer ask game #fanfic writer asks #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #cassandra cain

[dollops-of-delusion]

ITS SO PRETTG ♡♡♡♡♡ I LOCE U

IK RIGHT??? I think it was january or March 13th and the sunset that day looked like it came out of a michaelangelo fresco or something

that entire week actually the sky was gorgeous

also also: did you see the moon yesterday?? it was orange, it was so cool

I love you most <3

#I’m going to morocco soon and i’m gonna take so many sky pictures #esp when we’re up in the mountains visiting my great aunt #you can see the milk way up there

[pjsk-writin]

HIIIIIII

Idrk waht to tlak about so like tiem to tell you my favroite pjsk charaxters and why 😍😍 u dont have to resd rhis i just wnana send smth in 😭 ALSO 33 REQS?… ik so many people have said it slready BUT BE XAREFUL WITH THE REQS

anywyas

Leo/need

TBH I LIKE SAKI… im biased i love the tenmas IDK SOMETHING ABOUT HER TRYING EVERYTHING SHE CAN BUT LIKE RHE TH E TRAUMA FROM HOSPITAL AND 😞😞😞😞😞😞i lvoeher also nsnf event ☹️ okah yeah thats mt reasoning

moremore jump!!!!!

I LIKE ALL OF THEM but i also drc either?? I LIKE MINORI and airi OH MY GOD MINORI IS SO CUTE AND SHES SO DETERMINED BUT IALSO FEEL BAD FOR HER BC OF HER BAD LUCK minori is just so skrunkly airi is so ljke sarcastic?? idrk how to explain airi is just airi and i lcoe her for that

vbs

KOHANE AND TOYA MY BELOVEDS idont rlly have a reasoning but i like how kohane is like gaining coursge and learning to find herself and whst she eanrs and smth about that is so admirable she just like me AND TOYA IS JUST 🫶🫶🫶 him sticking up to his dad in the nocturne interlude event probably did it for me IDK HOW TO EPXLAINHEKP

wonderlands x showtime

oh my god take a wild guess

that is ckrrect 😱😱 (ithink)

tsukasa I LCOEHIM AND HOW HES WRITTEN him and mafuyu are two sides of the same coin istg prepare for a rant. i love this man

THE WAY HES WRITTEN MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK THE WAY HES ALL ENERGETIC loud? not rlly?? idk??? the way he represses what he doesnt want to remember and covering it up to the point he genuinelt forgets it AND HOW HIM REMEMBERING MADE HIM LIKE not rlly get emotional but get emotional 😞😞 UGH IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN on this stage of dazzling lights event IF YOU HAVENT READ IT PLEASE READ KT IM BEGGING YOU its so good ANYWYAS YEAH TEUKASA hes so 🫶🫶 somebody get him a therapist

niigo 25

kanade kandadekandnekande kande kanade I LOCE LOVE LOVEEEE kanade IDK WHY shes just amazing and her ahhhhHhhHhHhH

Idk how to epxlain okay thats all 😍

gice me ur opinion on pjsk characters groupsnbro idk 😭😭 okaythanks for lsiteninf to my rant ALSO BE CAREFUL W THE REQUESTS ive tried to run an xreader account and couldnt even finish more than 3 reqs how do you do it… ANYWAYS YEAH TAKE XARE OF YOURSLEF BYEEE

WEHEH I'll definitely be careful dw !!! and IVE AKWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS so here's my rambles on my fave pjsk charas per group YIPPEE

Leo/Need : SAKI SAKI SAKI I LOVE SAKI SM 😍😍 SHES SO SILLY im always impartial to the Tenmas but god i relate to her....SHIHO TOO my silly transmasc just like me in middle school fr

More More Jump! : HARUKA MY LOVE shes literally so wonderful and just like me in overworking oops! but I also am that unnormal abt penguins plus I just love her blue its so good

Vivid BAD Squad : AN AND AKITO an was the reason I started playing and she remains one of my faves to this day !! she's so awesome....and ofc the ginger god I can't believe I'm a ginger liker 😒😒/J but still

Wonderlands x Showtime : RUIIIIII AND NENEEEEE i love emu and tsukasa sm but seriously. silly ourple guy always has my heart <3 AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON NENE I LOVE HER AND HER STORY SM

Niigo : MIZUKI OBVI they're just like me fr I love them so everything abt them is literally so wonderful like <33 AMD MAFUYU TOOO transmasc maf plus idk. also just like me fr i wanna be that jackpot sad girl

#mod amia !

[suntara]

I'm... sorry I spent way too much time on this please laugh @strawberryphrogg look at this bestie

JANA I LOVE YOU

#TWICY ISTS TYUOSFUGJDFHSJA #I AM SO FOND #FAIRY PRINCE !!!!!!!!!! #PLEASE THE PHROGGO KEYSHMAHSHFHDJGSH #I WMA D FGHJSK #I LOVE HTIS SO MCUHH #IK LOCE YOU #I LOVE YOUUUUUU I LOVE YOU #JANAUARY #💌.letters

[peachesnnndreams]

i want dev bhatt happy >;((

#rachel rambles #dev #dev pronounced thave i loce you sm ik youll read this #youre my favorite person do your multi variable calc drink some water and keep going #i will support and love you nonstop i love you

[its-nebula]

As an FYI, if you're ever wondering, Nebula is extremely shy and unsure of herself. My DMs are always open, but even if I really want to talk to you I probably won't start up a conversation because I always think I'm being straight up annoying Lol. It's also the reason I don't make requests on pages, because I just think my ideas are really dumb and I'm embarrassed for myself lmfaooooooo. Ik I act really confident and whatnot on here, but I promise you 1 to 1 I get really nervous and shy. But if you ever want to talk to me, just DM me, and if I take more than like 5 mins to text back it's bc I'm really nervous and scared of saying the wrong thing, I promise you're not annoying me lmao. I'd loce to have some internet friends, I just don't know how to initiate conversations to save my life! 💙

#not an imagine #no really like im scared #terrified even

[sunseteyes]

Rozé babe, who told you were intimidating? I interact with you the most out of all the hq writers ik- you’re so sweet and your personality reminds me of a warm apple pie, comforting- idk whoever told you they thought you were intimidated but I’d like to say you are not. Ly babe 💞

ah no no one told me in here really!! it’s more like irl tho hahaha. and since i also saw other people are shy to talk to me too base on the answers last anon pda meme i did? i thought it was bc im intimidating hahaha dont mind me i just feel a bit anxious😅😅 and loce you too aaa i always cheer up when i see ur notifs!!

#🎫.vip: kieran #🎟.roze’s audience

[no-fxn-club]

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.-☘️

I’m fmjdkfndjenrk

yooo you made me Ike grin n hide my face in my hug bear but like I LOCE this

#homosexual idiot #☘️ anon #clover anon #i lowkey wanna ask a himt of who you are but idk for sure #also ghis made soft me even stronger-

[falcqns]

hi i’m sorry ik you’ve been very busy and have a lot going on but i wanted to ask if i’ve said smth that upset you? ive sent in a few asks over the past few months and you haven’t replied, which could be a me issue or you’ve just missed them but i just wanted to check , i hope you’re okay and i’m sorry to bother you <3

-🧸

no no no love ypou're all good!!! i've just been super busy and i currently have 700 asks lmao. i do see them and i loce them all, its just be having mom brain and forgetting to respond, dont worry! <3

#🧸 anon

[tidemakerrs]

i don’t even know how to put this into words but i wish i could be a more functional human being. like i don’t feel this constant panic jumping thruout my body when i’m with someone and ik our conversation isn’t hitting all the beats—but maybe it’s just all in my head—and i feel like they hate me and start feeling defensive right away. i hate that i cant see peopl without feeling nervous beforehand and wishing that time would slow down so i have more time to myself. i hate not knowing anything about myself. i hate not knowing if i genuinely do like having time to myself or if i’m just too anxious to function. and i don’t know if i truly do have anxiety or add or any time of mental illness or if this is just normal or i’m just creating all of this for myself and i’m overreacting. it just takes me so long to do any form of work and so much dread to do any form of work—talking to people, writing a fucking essay, even just changing clothes or picking things off the floor sometimes. i hate that even tho i do miss a lot abt college i’m going to lowkey not want to go back no matter what. i hate not knowing who i am. i hate that i always have to be perfect even though i never want to work for it and the end result is that i hurt or overexhaust myself. i’m just so confused. what do i do? do i have good relationships with my friends? are any of them truly intimate or are we all just soap bubbles barely pressed up against each other? would my friends replace me in an instant or they actually like me? the fact that i’ll never truly know what others are thinking or expecting actually hurts me. i think all i need to do to fix this is chill out but i cant. like when they tell you not to think of pink elephants and all you can think of are elephants in every shade of rose. i cant calm down because the more i want to calm down the more the thoughts in the back of my head buzz and jitter throughout my body. i’m just so sick of it and worried if i’m unsatisfied with life or if the worry about being unsatisfied is making me unsatisfied and being so so so self conscious about myself at all times. constantly worried and thinking that people are with me watching everything i do. i am happy and feel good a lot but it really is exhausting. i need people but i cant have them around. i need to be alone with myself and sometimes i loce her and sometimes i cant stand her. i’m a walking mathematical paradox that doesn’t make any sense even to me. i’m a contradiction in terms. ik the answer is just to be myself but most of the time, i don’t even know how to do that. i’m just so tired.

[henrycheng]

aa i wsnt sure if u read ao3 comments so i just wantd to messge u here nd say i loev call me maybe so much!!! its literslly my fave chat fic of all time in any fandom nd i love the way u write evryoens relationshis nd i Love bokuakakuroken i wld die for tem nd for this fic? also makki texts ike exaclty like i do nd i love tht i love him?? ND i lvoe akaashi being a witch bc me too n i love akaashi so much nd now we have things in common nd i kno this deosnt make sense i just loce ur fic so much!!

😍😍😍 i was sitting a timmies at like 11 pm when i saw this last night and everyone wanted to know what had me grinning so much lmfao

this means so much to me!! im glad ur finding the characters relatable, cuz something i rlly strive for is making sure theyre fun and interesting while still staying real. thank goodness thats shining through at least a little! thank you for reading, im so happy youre enjoying it 💖

(also every time someone says smthn abt it being their favourite chat fic I just d i e cuz im so stoked)

#asks #cmm fic #also chapter 5 should be up within the next week! #unis had me busy

[danceswithdinosaurs]

Didn't see the post til now. We loce you ik? Promise.

Pinky promise?

#don't take me too seriously #but thank you

[aceoftwos]

so... i went to the dentist’s. and got fucked up on anesthetic. insisted i was franziska von karma for a good two hours. this is the results. 

simon says and charlie yells is me, bunster is bunny, toast is tammy, and jammin’ ninja is brian. 

private chat - bunny 

[5:54:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: my spelling is shi a dn i accused th anaesthetiaologist or murder whe n iwoke up??? [5:54:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: wHY DID I DO THAT????????????????????? [5:55:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: mouth tastes like  sand paper thingk i'm drooling but no proof. [5:55:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: there was several ppl in surgery why accuse her she has cats, was nothing but nice. [5:56:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SHE SHOWED ME PICS OF HER CATS?? THEY WERE SO CUYE TBH. [5:56:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm sry i don't have th mental acalpacity to reply rn/ [5:57:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but i'm ry you're angry?? i jsut love and want the best ofr you and it isn't murder. [5:57:27 PM] simon says and charlie yells: you didn't kill anyways, right?? [5:57:54 PM] simon says and charlie yells: no, no, no you would never what am i talkimng about [5:58:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: bunny is just just [5:58:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i just [5:58:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: loce you??? you 'd never murder anyone [5:59:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: funny pls answer i need someone to alk to until ele'strem starts [5:59:44 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i dont accuseo [5:59:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: accuse you of mjrderi promie [6:00:14 PM] bunster: ??? [6:00:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HI [6:00:47 PM] bunster: Omg hi [6:00:55 PM] bunster: You're acting so so funny [6:01:00 PM] bunster: Don't worry, I didn't murder [6:01:03 PM] bunster: I love you too [6:01:15 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HI I LOV E YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING [6:02:01 PM] bunster: Just some homework!!! [6:02:07 PM] bunster: What about you? How's your face? [6:04:00 PM] simon says and charlie yells: my face is NYMB. [6:04:19 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I HATE IT SO MUCH [6:04:31 PM] bunster: It's kinda nice tho! :3 [6:04:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: could'even properly accuse anyone of murder??? [6:04:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: what knida man am i????? [6:04:49 PM] bunster: The best kind! [6:05:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: buT MURDER???? [6:05:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: bunny i accumsed a man or murder and could'nt even back it up with vidence???? [6:05:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: IT WASX AOMWNA FUCK [6:06:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AHE AWS SO NICE HE SHOWED ME PICS OF HER CAT [6:07:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ca't tell me if she's a got photographer or lying to make her case with professional photos?? [6:08:11 PM] bunster: Omg [6:08:16 PM] bunster: I see you love cats [6:08:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: omg ty i was about to skype brian if you didn't answwer [6:08:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ik ik shit about him but that would stil lbe blackmail [6:08:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I COULD BLACK HIM BUT, [6:09:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: secret secret stuff tbh i can't tell you it'd incriminate him i pleade the fifth for him [6:10:00 PM] bunster: Omg [6:10:08 PM] bunster: It's ok, ya don't gotta tell me [6:10:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: my mouth tastes like shit why this [6:10:32 PM] bunster: I'm sorry [6:10:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm trying to condut a muder investigatio ain't nobody got time for this shit [6:12:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: she' must've done it but no proof??? [6:13:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: whERE'S THE DEAD BODY [6:13:27 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SHE WOULDN'T TELL ME SHE MUST BE LYING  [6:14:52 PM] bunster: Omg you're so silly [6:15:03 PM] bunster: Find the murder weapon! [6:15:08 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM FEAR I AM DEATH I AM THE NIGHT [6:15:19 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i can't?? i'm lying in my room dying [6:15:21 PM] bunster: Are you batman? [6:15:27 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nO???????? [6:15:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: maybE?

private chat - brian 

[6:14:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: brian brian i was knowedl out for lik 4hrw is it possible to hide and body in that time and coverup [6:15:34 PM] jammin' ninja: what [6:17:34 PM] simon says and charlie yells: biAN THERE WAS MURDER THIS IS SRS [6:18:16 PM] jammin' ninja: what?? EXPLAIN. [6:18:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: the aesthetic lady did it i k?? [6:18:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: talk to unny they know [6:19:13 PM] jammin' ninja: what. [6:19:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ASK BUNNY [6:20:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ca'nt repeat too muc h [6:20:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: rbs kink meme has bunny ask them [6:21:00 PM] simon says and charlie yells: hs chat is good to solve a murer righht??? intent purpsoe tofay

group chat - members: bunny, brian, charlie, tammy 

[6:20:57 PM] jammin' ninja: Bunny? [6:21:47 PM] simon says and charlie yells: they askd me if i'm batman maybe they can't be trusted [6:21:48 PM] jammin' ninja: You there? Charlotte is saying something about a murder but I honestly can't understand and have no idea what's going on. [6:21:57 PM] jammin' ninja: what. [6:22:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I'M NOT BATMAS [6:22:10 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OR CHRISTMAS [6:22:19 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte are you okay? [6:22:41 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nO??? there's murder happene but i have no prrof and i'm stuck at home. [6:23:16 PM] jammin' ninja: happened or happening? [6:23:35 PM] simon says and charlie yells: past [6:24:04 PM] jammin' ninja: and you saw it happen? [6:24:31 PM] simon says and charlie yells: no i was out for 4hhhrs [6:24:53 PM] simon says and charlie yells: an drugged now [6:25:24 PM] jammin' ninja: what happened? [6:25:33 PM] jammin' ninja: where did it happen? [6:25:46 PM] toast: Dude what the heck is going on?! [6:25:47 PM] simon says and charlie yells: woke up accused aesthic lady or murder [6:25:56 PM] toast: Woah what??? [6:26:03 PM] jammin' ninja: aesthic? [6:26:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SHE WAS NOTHING BUT INCE AND SHOWED ME CAT PICS BUT IK???? [6:26:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: no can't type word [6:26:18 PM] jammin' ninja: anasthetic? [6:26:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: yeS THAT [6:26:26 PM] jammin' ninja: oh. [6:26:33 PM] jammin' ninja: you're hopped up on anasthetic. [6:26:37 PM] toast: Ohhhhh [6:26:42 PM] jammin' ninja: well that explains a lot. [6:26:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: BUT THERE'S STILL A MURDEER BRIAN [6:26:51 PM] toast: Yeah XD [6:26:58 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte there wasn't a murder. [6:27:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: TAMMY YOU'TR ALIVE [6:27:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HI [6:27:09 PM] toast: I've always been alive [6:27:13 PM] toast: Hi [6:27:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I MISSED YOU [6:27:23 PM] toast: I've missed you to! <3 [6:27:24 PM] jammin' ninja: Anasthetic messes with your mind. [6:27:45 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but i questned her [6:27:46 PM] toast: Yeah I mean I've never been on it but I've heard that to [6:27:52 PM] simon says and charlie yells: have testimon7 right here [6:27:56 PM] toast: Questioned who? [6:28:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: aesthic lady [6:28:08 PM] toast: Oh [6:28:28 PM] simon says and charlie yells: the paper rly wet why this [6:28:32 PM] jammin' ninja: If she'd commited a murder she wouldn't tell you that. [6:28:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: she denied it but i have all questns [6:28:54 PM] toast: Listen to Brian Charlie [6:29:08 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte. Anasthetic screws with your mind. [6:29:13 PM] jammin' ninja: You're imagining things. [6:29:54 PM] toast: Oh my gosh Charlie's gonna look back at this and think "what the **** was I thinking" [6:30:08 PM] simon says and charlie yells: bunny believes me excuuse you brain [6:30:17 PM] jammin' ninja: I think you need to rest for a while, Charlotte. [6:30:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: maybe you't in on it???? [6:30:28 PM] toast: Lol [6:30:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i can't sleep tell me no sleep [6:30:44 PM] jammin' ninja: Rest is not sleep. Just try to relax. [6:31:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: will when steam is back on [6:31:10 PM] jammin' ninja: There's no murder. You're basically on a bad drug trip right now. [6:31:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AM NOT FUCK YOU [6:31:28 PM] jammin' ninja: I've seen people on anasthetic who thought fish were drowning. [6:31:48 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AREN'T THY??? THERE ARE FISH IN THE OCEAN THE OCEAN IS A MURDER [6:31:53 PM] toast: Lol [6:32:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FISH DIE BRIAN [6:32:08 PM] jammin' ninja: I can't tell how serious you are right now but either way it's disturbing. [6:32:11 PM] toast: Yup oceans are definitely murderers [6:32:17 PM] simon says and charlie yells: WHOS GONNA KILL TEM EXCEPT THE OCEAN [6:32:19 PM] jammin' ninja: Tammy, don't encourage her. [6:32:22 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SEE TAMMY BELEIVE MEs [6:32:33 PM] toast: I'm sorry it's just funny to me XD [6:32:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: theres nothing funny about murder tammy how dare [6:33:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: the ocean killed peple and that' sfunny to yu????????? [6:33:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i changed my mind tammy isn't on my side [6:33:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: guILTY [6:33:34 PM] *** toast has renamed this conversation to "I don't know what's going on anymore" *** [6:33:51 PM] *** simon says and charlie yells has renamed this conversation to "GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *** [6:34:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: why does it say i'm sto pple?? idk who simon is [6:34:18 PM] simon says and charlie yells: two [6:34:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: too? [6:34:24 PM] jammin' ninja: Charlotte. Put the phone or computer down and take a break. [6:34:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: to??? [6:34:38 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I CCANT BRIAN THERES MURDER TO SOLVE [6:35:44 PM] jammin' ninja: Do you think you can solve it while your mind is addled by anasthetic? You have to wait for it to wear off first. Then you can solve it with a clear mind. [6:37:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM MILES EDGWORTH EXCUSE YOU [6:37:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HUSBAND REPLYING ON MEE I WON'T LET AESTHTIC STOPO MEEE??? [6:38:11 PM] simon says and charlie yells: it wouldn honestly hlep yi you fer being srs??? [6:38:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: get wit the program brian there a murder [6:38:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i need help not lunacy [6:38:51 PM] jammin' ninja: You can't even type properly, and you're accusing me of lunacy? [6:38:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YEES [6:39:10 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MY MOTO SKILLS ARE IMPARED SO WHAT [6:39:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I HAVE A MURDER TO FIC [6:39:37 PM] jammin' ninja: I wish you luck with that. [6:39:48 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YOUr NOT HELPING [6:40:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGERTH YOU FOOLISH FOLL TAST MY WHIP [6:40:18 PM] jammin' ninja: How could I help? I have no evidence. [6:40:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SO FIND SOME???????????????????/ [6:40:37 PM] jammin' ninja: I don't have a car. [6:40:52 PM] simon says and charlie yells: EVIDENCE IS NTHNG TO YOU FUCKNIG DUMBASS ATTORNEY ANYWAYS [6:40:53 PM] toast: I thought franziska Von karma had a whip? [6:41:02 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YOURE FULL OF CONJECTURE [6:41:19 PM] simon says and charlie yells: yeah and 'm not agrafi to use it?? [6:41:28 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't care yif you're my brothe fuck off. [6:41:49 PM] jammin' ninja: Neither of us are your brother. [6:42:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ILMES EDGWORT YOU'RE STILL A VONKARM HOW DARE YOU SULLY THE NAME [6:42:18 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM PERFECTIN [6:42:42 PM] jammin' ninja: You said you're Edgeworth though. [6:42:56 PM] jammin' ninja: I AM MILES EDGWORTH EXCUSE YOUEvidence. [6:43:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nO?? why would i be that foolish foll of a little bro of mine??? [6:43:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: lIES [6:43:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSES THE PROSECUTIOON I AM GOD [6:44:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MANFRED VON KARMA GOD OR PREOSECUTORS [6:45:51 PM] jammin' ninja: I give up. [6:46:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THA LAW DOESN GIVE UP [6:46:52 PM] toast: Yeah I'm just gonna let Von karma do her own thing and let her believe whatever she wants [6:47:10 PM] simon says and charlie yells: vom karma is alwyas pefec [6:47:22 PM] jammin' ninja: I'm not the law. Therefore I can give up. [6:47:23 PM] toast: Yup [6:47:44 PM] simon says and charlie yells: YOU ARE A VON KARMA VONKARMAS DO WHAT THEY WANT [6:47:51 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THEY ARE A LAW UNTO THEMSELVES [6:49:09 PM] jammin' ninja: I'm Brian, not a Von Karma. [6:52:00 PM] simon says and charlie yells: BRIAN VON KARMS [6:52:42 PM] jammin' ninja: Welp, I tried. [6:53:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OEOCUTE TIS CASE THERE'S A CLEAR GUILT PARTY [6:53:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: EVEN NICK CAN'T ATOP US [6:57:58 PM] jammin' ninja: You seem to have this one handled. [6:58:28 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I DO NOT I'M IN BED RECOVEING [6:58:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I NEED SOMEONE TO GO TO THE CRIME SCENE [6:58:54 PM] simon says and charlie yells: get it thru your fucking hea miles edgwort [6:59:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: you prosecut for me when i got shot but no now??????????/ [6:59:36 PM] jammin' ninja: Okay, okay, I'll deal with it. I'll need a few hours though, to make sure I search every inch. [7:00:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORT BACK TO ME AS YOU FIND THINS OR I WHIP [7:00:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: scruffy will follow you to make sure!!! [7:00:59 PM] jammin' ninja: Alright, will do. 

private chat - bunny 

[7:03:53 PM] bunster: omg [7:25:11 PM] simon says and charlie yells: at least finall investigat is overeay [7:25:46 PM] bunster: lol [7:25:48 PM] bunster: v good [7:26:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: speAKING OF KAY [7:26:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: didd that foolish fool find enough for you to run a simulation?????? [7:27:11 PM] bunster: nah not yet. We wait. [7:27:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: mies edgewoth is a food as alsoyas [7:27:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: TELL HIM YHAT IF HE DOESN'T FIND RESULTS SOON [7:27:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I'LL FIRE HIM [7:28:02 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I CAN DO THAT I AM THE ALAW. [7:28:30 PM] bunster: of course of course

group chat - members:  bunny, brian, charlie, tammy

[7:04:39 PM] bunster: brian is totes the murderer tammy is innocent [7:04:55 PM] bunster: -disappears into the night- [7:05:07 PM] jammin' ninja: Neither of us are murderers, we're working on the case, you derp. [7:05:26 PM] toast: Yeah exactly [7:05:30 PM] bunster: omg [7:05:39 PM] bunster: THAT'S WHAT A MURDERER WOULD SAY [7:05:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: SCRUFFY ISN'T INNOCNT SHE'S A FOOL [7:06:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FOOLISH FOOL DETECTI VE TOO ATTACHED TO MY MILES EDGWORTH HE'S GUITLY [7:06:39 PM] jammin' ninja: Bunny, stop goofing around and get to work. We have a murder to solve. [7:07:11 PM] bunster: oh shit yeh yeh I'll get on it [7:07:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I KNOW YOU'D SEE MY WAY EVENTUALLY MILES EDGEWORTH [7:07:19 PM] bunster: lol [7:07:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: get to work kay!!!! [7:07:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: kay you had one job [7:07:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: doen't [7:07:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't steal any evidence [7:07:53 PM] bunster: omg [7:07:58 PM] bunster: this is kinda hilarious [7:07:59 PM] simon says and charlie yells: miles edgewrth is incompetent he needs all the evidence he can get [7:08:08 PM] simon says and charlie yells: EXCUSE YOU DON'T LAUGH SOMEONE IS DEAD [7:08:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: idk who yet but???? murde [7:13:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: reports??? i'ts been hrs [7:14:19 PM] jammin' ninja: it's been minutes. [7:14:22 PM] simon says and charlie yells: jsut bc i' not there doesn't mee you can slACK OFF [7:14:27 PM] jammin' ninja: i'm not even there yet. [7:14:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: NO IT HAS NOT [7:14:36 PM] jammin' ninja: traffic is terrible. [7:14:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: GET A FUCKINLE CLOCK MILES [7:14:59 PM] *** Group call *** [7:15:12 PM] *** Call ended, duration 00:11 *** [7:15:15 PM] bunster: ? [7:15:23 PM] simon says and charlie yells: that report was terrible [7:15:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: nothing but silence??? [7:15:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: who initiated thati  was them fire [7:17:51 PM] simon says and charlie yells: whoevr was is firec when i find out [7:19:03 PM] bunster: omg [7:19:44 PM] simon says and charlie yells: can' figr ou this foolishly fllosih sifr desidnged buy a foolsihly foolish fool!!!! [7:19:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: who start the calll?????????????/ [7:21:01 PM] bunster: not meeeeee [7:21:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I REQUIRW TESTIMONY [7:21:28 PM] jammin' ninja: It was clearly Wright. He's trying to butt in to our investigation. [7:21:33 PM] simon says and charlie yells: PHOENIX WRIGHT CAN CROSSEXAMINE IT [7:21:38 PM] simon says and charlie yells: oh good point [7:21:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: yeh okay [7:21:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: fuck phonix wright he is a foOL [7:22:00 PM] bunster: lol [7:23:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: miles edgeowrth may be foolishly infatuated with him buT HE'S STILL GETTING IN OUR WAY??? LET THE MANY INVESTIGAT IN PEACE [7:23:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: PSEAKING OF [7:23:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: RPEORT [7:25:43 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGEWORTH A VON KARMA DOESN'T TOLERATE TARDINESS [7:27:20 PM] jammin' ninja: I'm a little tied up at the moment. [7:27:36 PM] jammin' ninja: By that, I mean I've found a bowtie. [7:27:48 PM] jammin' ninja: It's quite cool. [7:28:34 PM] jammin' ninja: Searching is ongoing. I'll report when I've found something more significant. [7:32:52 PM] simon says and charlie yells: boW TIE??? [7:33:03 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THE CONE'S INVOLVED [7:33:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THAT MEANTS THERE WAS TOTALY A MURDER [7:33:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: KID CAN'T TALK FIVE FOTT WITHOUT RUNNING INT  A FUCKING MURDER. [7:33:43 PM] jammin' ninja: Upon closer inspection it's actually a necktie. [7:34:07 PM] simon says and charlie yells: is he pattern fish [7:34:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ??? [7:34:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FISH PATTERN???? [7:34:45 PM] jammin' ninja: You know those ugly hawiian shirts? It's like that, but worse. [7:34:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: GUMSHOE KILLED HIM [7:35:03 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ONLY HIS FASHION SENSE IS THAT BAD [7:35:06 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OR LARRY [7:35:23 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but larry isn't answering skyppp [7:35:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: so focus on investigating gumshow [7:35:50 PM] simon says and charlie yells: but gumshoee isn't in chat either??? disappered a whole a go. [7:36:04 PM] jammin' ninja: I've also found a discarded orange peel. [7:36:34 PM] jammin' ninja: Wait, no, this is a tangerine peel. [7:36:36 PM] simon says and charlie yells: hori likes oranges she ate so many her nails went orange on point [7:36:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: oranges mikan tangerine ssame dif??? it's orange [7:37:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells:  don't dare start feeding me conjecture miles ik what i'm talkngi about [7:37:16 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM THE LAW [7:37:29 PM] jammin' ninja: Yes, Mrs. Law. [7:37:48 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I AM FRANZY VON KARMA EXCUSE YOU [7:37:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i can't spelll name rn [7:38:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: fransizka? [7:38:12 PM] simon says and charlie yells: franzisika? [7:38:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: franzy [7:38:21 PM] jammin' ninja: I know. Focus on recovering. [7:38:29 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm franyyyyyyy [7:38:43 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I WILL FOCUS WHEN YOU FIND RESULTS [7:39:38 PM] simon says and charlie yells: maybe better for me to get out there sooner and take over because you're incompetent thoug [7:40:05 PM] jammin' ninja: There's a cat. I'm petting the cat. It's a nice cat. Not evidence, though. [7:40:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: OYU HATE CATS [7:40:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ARE YOU BETRAYING PESS????/ [7:40:30 PM] bunster: omg [7:40:37 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't pet the cat aren't you allergy [7:41:58 PM] jammin' ninja: I'll be fine. I'm just hoping if I pet it enough it'll be satisfied and go away so I can keep searching in peace. [7:42:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: surprise efficient stratwegy from you miles edgeworth [7:42:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: msy you arent useless [7:43:01 PM] jammin' ninja: Thank you. [7:43:20 PM] jammin' ninja: ...Okay the cat has left. [7:43:28 PM] jammin' ninja: Resuming my search. [7:43:47 PM] simon says and charlie yells:  is scruffy still following you i told him two [7:44:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: isn't answering skyype [7:44:20 PM] jammin' ninja: Yes. His phone died. Forgot to charge it. [7:45:01 PM] simon says and charlie yells: is he annoying yo [7:46:00 PM] jammin' ninja: No. He's proving quite useful, actually. He found some strange crumbs from some kind of pastry. [7:46:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: did you find a body [7:46:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: how did you get them to let you in [7:47:19 PM] jammin' ninja: No body. I told them I'm an investigator, of course. [7:48:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: okay but usually theyre dickfaces i hate peolpe [7:48:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THEY MEVER LET YOU IN [7:49:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: DID YOU KILL SOMEONE TO CREATE A CRIME SCNEE TO INVESTIGATE AND FORCE THEM TO LET YOU IN, MILES EDGEWORRHH???? [7:49:42 PM] jammin' ninja: No. [7:50:22 PM] jammin' ninja: ...They may have turned me away at first. But I insisted until they gave up. [7:50:24 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i mean they'd le me in i'm von karma and you may have been one but you never too kthat name and you're a foOL [7:50:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGWORTH ISN'T THAT ANNOYING [7:50:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: it was gumshow wasn't it [7:50:51 PM] jammin' ninja: maybe. [7:51:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i knew it my cases are always perfect there was no room for doubt [7:52:03 PM] simon says and charlie yells: unless phoenix wright somehow go word and started being his usual foolish self [7:52:47 PM] jammin' ninja: ...He was just leaving as I arrived... [7:52:57 PM] jammin' ninja: So he already knows. [7:53:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AND??? did you press him for information? [7:53:36 PM] jammin' ninja: I tried. He was having none of it. [7:53:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: don't tell me you passed up a chance to talk to him i know you miles edgeworth [7:53:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: DON'T GIVE ME THAT THE MAN LIVES TO TALK AND MAKE A NUISANCE OF HIMSELF [7:54:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AND SO DOES MS FEY [7:54:14 PM] simon says and charlie yells: was she not there?? [7:54:35 PM] jammin' ninja: No. And he was in a rush, for once. [7:54:46 PM] simon says and charlie yells: wha happened to my girlfriend miles was she not there to annoy you that measn smth is wrong where is she is she okay [7:54:59 PM] simon says and charlie yells: AND YOU DIDN'T SEND SCRUFFY TO TAIL HIM??????? [7:55:04 PM] simon says and charlie yells: IT'S CASE RELATED [7:55:40 PM] jammin' ninja: I did, but he gave us the slip. Surprising, considering how much he stands out. [7:57:09 PM] simon says and charlie yells: and hew asn't at his agency?????? [7:57:13 PM] simon says and charlie yells: did yuo try asking trucy [7:58:18 PM] jammin' ninja: Apparently he left as soon as he got back. Something about checking out another place. He's clearly looking in the wrong places, though. [7:58:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: why so? [7:58:34 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORT [7:59:56 PM] jammin' ninja: I've found what appears to be a rubber chicken covered in barbeque sauce. This is too strange to not be relevant. [8:01:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: it is irrelevant if yo can' prove it'ss related with Logic!!!! [8:01:56 PM] jammin' ninja: Do you have any ideas? I'm having difficulty with this one. [8:02:15 PM] simon says and charlie yells: turn your thinknig around [8:02:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: now how was it realte [8:02:35 PM] simon says and charlie yells: why would it be ther is it wasn't? ? [8:02:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ask witnesse [8:05:25 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORT [8:05:35 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MILES EDGEOWTH [8:07:49 PM] simon says and charlie yells: i'm forced to assume soometing has impeded your progress [8:07:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: is it gumshoe [8:08:07 PM] simon says and charlie yells: or did phoenix wright return??? [8:08:36 PM] simon says and charlie yells: STOP LETTING YOUR FOOLISHLY FOOLSIH CRUSH ON A FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL DDISTRACT YOU??? [8:10:56 PM] bunster: I CANT HELP IT [8:11:18 PM] simon says and charlie yells: ?????????????????/ [8:11:39 PM] simon says and charlie yells: kay faraday what are you on about [8:11:57 PM] bunster: I'm gaaaaay [8:12:30 PM] simon says and charlie yells: FINNIN AND MICKEY AND TED CONFESSED TO MUDERER????? [8:12:42 PM] simon says and charlie yells: INVESTIGATION OS REQUITRED [8:12:57 PM] simon says and charlie yells: KAY FARADAY YOU'RE ON THE JOB [8:13:13 PM] bunster: Oh my lord [8:13:15 PM] simon says and charlie yells: MIESL EDGWRTH IS CLEARLY USELESS [8:13:31 PM] bunster: Nooooo! [8:14:21 PM] simon says and charlie yells: if he refuses to report then he is useless to me!! [8:14:34 PM] simon says and charlie yells: a von karma demands perfection!!!! [8:16:47 PM] jammin' ninja: Report: Wright is back. I have succeeded in convincing him to join me for what he believes is a friendly dinner. I will use this opportunity to subconciously drill him for information on what he has discovered so far. [8:17:14 PM] jammin' ninja: Radio silence for now. He must believe the ruse if this is to succeed. [8:17:20 PM] simon says and charlie yells: going on a date with your cruh does not constituate an investigation miles edgeowrth!!!!! [8:19:54 PM] simon says and charlie yells: GUMSHOE REPORT [8:20:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: mile edgeworyh is clearly useless and i require your equally useless, if responsive presence!!!!! [8:26:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: I KNOW YOU'RE HERE YOUR ICON IS GREEN [8:33:18 PM] bunster: Omg lol [8:33:26 PM] simon says and charlie yells: KAY. [8:33:32 PM] simon says and charlie yells: REPORtt [8:33:40 PM] bunster: WHAT [8:33:56 PM] simon says and charlie yells: THE MURDER, KAY FARADAY. THE MURDER!!!! [8:34:22 PM] bunster: Report: I still don't have enough information for a simulation but I'm trying to make something with what I've got. There could be some holes in the thing tho [8:34:55 PM] simon says and charlie yells: any body? [8:34:58 PM] simon says and charlie yells: alibis? [8:35:05 PM] simon says and charlie yells: witnesses? ?? [8:35:40 PM] simon says and charlie yells: miles edgeowrth is useless and humshoe refusse to respond you're only lead [8:36:08 PM] bunster: Hmmmm there's no proof that the murderer was where they claimed to be. No witnesses have come forward [8:36:27 PM] bunster: My info ain't helpful I'm sorry

#charlie chatters #ace attorney #friends #thIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME EVER #WHAT THE FUCK DRUGGED ME #WHAT WERE YOU DOING #i'm going to be teased for fucking ever i swear #this is the funniest shit #long read tho?? #anyways after that i came to my sense #the rp is still going #brian has never pplayed ace attorney #suprisingly convincing miles despite that?? #NO ONE HAS SEEN AA EXCEPT ME AND TAMMY #THIS RP IS A GLORIOUS TRAINWRECK