#It was funny to me but not my eyeballs

[go-learn-esperanto]

I was gonna write a post but suddenly Tumblr changed from my beloved Goth Rave Pallette to Pride. "Assigned queer at Tumblr palletes" ok Tumblr may be right but it didn't need to blind me to make that point

#gle original #I know it's a bug #It was funny to me but not my eyeballs #Tumblr is a functional website

[zodiac-rave]

#replaying it and this part was just so funny to me now #garet is valid i wouldn't have spotted a giant floating eyeball during a volcanic eruption either. #golden sun #my stuff

[redbootsindoriath]

Dungalef sure is a master of disguise 🤣💖

Apparently so! The only alternative is that Sauron is just kinda dumb.

#finrod #sauron #the man the myth the legends #one shiny #three shinies #canon is great and all but what if #just exploring and stuff #my trash #is this actually funny or am i just tired #i'm sorry professor tolkien #yo somebody talked to me #/end classification tags #sauron continues to be just an eyeball in this au #which works i guess

[starfables]

some outer worlds doodles (+ 1 drawing) i've never posted

k thanks for watching don't forget to like and subscribe

#oc: alex hawthorne #the outer worlds #outer worlds #the outer worlds fanart #the outer worlds oc #felix millstone #parvati holcomb #nyoka ramnarim wentworth iii #captain alex hawthorne #the captain the outer worlds #the captain outer worlds #the stranger outer worlds #art #fanart #my art #starfables art #hiding this in the tags but hawthorne and anubis is so funny to me #the eyeball part of the gorgon quest we went to like the canid pagent thing #and my captain had the cynophobia flaw #so the moment we walked in parvati was like “you're doing great captain! <3” it was such a nice detail i love this game

[xplding]

i made this while half asleep and with only knowledge of the pink smiley mf

#starkid #i actually know nothing abt these mfs except from my friends #and i made this in a half sleep state listening to my friend talk abt nibbly #tag urself im the eyeball looking mf #this is just so funny to me i had to share #xplding

[popponn]

i need a bllk man whose love language is a severe case of words of affirmation and affection

#i need the most embarrassing guy out there #top of my head will be reo ofc. isagi to some degree IF MF SPEAK IT OUT STOP SPEAKING IN YOUR HEAD ONLY BBY #nagi rarely say shits than say several most poetic line to ever grace the soccer jail manga #and whatever is this honestly kaiser is the opposite of that to me. words of degradation. #rin too—but he is so chuuni and edgy about it that it becomes funny #CHIGIRIIIIII followed with promise for physical affection because that headpat promise to isagi changed my world forever #bachira. that's it. #yukimiya. in a flirty way. my heart says yukimiya's truest and most genuine expression is shown from his action. i haven't eyeball him much #not sae. itoshi bloodline has something wrong with it. #kunigami is too shy to express much pre wc Even More after wc but it's there. it's there. #reo bachira chigiri are my champion then #im on the road and bored as hell can you tell #babblings

[cloffmoff]

mys garroth's irrational fear

hc that growing up, garroth developed a phobia of potion bottles, because of the experimenting, a phobia which was seen as really weird by the people around him and garte reassured them that it was 'some silly irrational fear'; not even garroth knew why he was so afraid of them (the memory wiping)…but every time he saw one his hands started shaking and his heartbeat quickened and he started to get a headache-now after WAF he knows why.

#like that lady on a game show who was terrified of olives and it was 'funny' cause they reminded her of her grandfather's decaying eyeballs #not me projecting because of my slight-but-still-annoying megalophobia #aphmau garroth #aphverse #garroth ro'meave #mystreet #mystreet season 6 #when angels fall #mystreet garroth #garte ro'meave #aphmau garte

[vermillioncrown]

i was so sure my wine mom vampire boyfriend would have wanted to hang the 'damsel' out to dry lmao

#damsel is the guy that poked my eyeball out and everyone hated i let him do that #hey but he gave me a sweet new eyeball that lets me latently see invisibility all the time! #something something the grinch's heart grew #verm is playing... #also my roommate and verm bf think i'm both rude and nuts bc i make shadowheart cast create and destroy water to clean off bloodstains #idk if summoning ghouls is supposed to work like this but i can't dismiss them? so they just turn into a pile of blood by my bed after rest #and i'm in a hotel room rn so i feel bad so i make shadowheart clean it up #''she doesn't deserve this verm.'' #''...cleaning up after yourself. in your video game hotel room. okay.'' #and i also found a funny exploit for free necromancy casts but that also got them mad #''i hope you're proud of how you play this game.'' #thanks i am with my spell DC of 23 🥰 #if i'm casting hold person on you you are being held 🥰

[todayisafridaynight]

hi snap !! ^_^

in your opinion as the minedai guy, are mine's feelings for daigo reciprocated? or do you think it's more one sided

Its inarguable that daigo genuinely cherished mine as a confidant and a reliable ally. he valued mine not just for his stalwart loyalty, but how despite (or perhaps because of) that loyalty mine was prepared to disagree with daigo and not just be a self-serving yesman only after money or a semblance of power like other members of the tojo; because of mine’s readiness to risk going against daigo despite his position, daigo saw mine as someone who genuinely cared not just for him, but for the tojo clan that meant so much to him

When it comes to romantic feelings though, its never going to be as cut-and-dry as we’d like (unless you’re mine. Unless you’re a raging homosexual like mine.), so i can never- with confidence- say a character has romantic feelings for another (AGAIN. Unless You’re Mine). At the very least, it’s safe to say mine was more explicit about demonstrating that love, or at the very least he was given more chances to show how much he loved daigo, so it’ll always look one-sided going off of what we have so far <- delusional

If we want tho, we can have some fun with the franchise and implications and all. after the events of Y3 via an RGGO story, daigo visits the bar he and mine would frequent. Inside, the bartender brings up a special bottle of alcohol daigo was meant to share with mine, though because mine’s, daigo declines drinking it. Ultimately, he decided the bottle should only be opened if mine was there to share it with him, otherwise it would be pointless

I bring up this moment For Giggles because in Y7, kashiwagi the bartender weaves a similar story during nanba’s drink link. The story goes that he keeps an expensive brand of alcohol on his shelf because he wanted to give the bottle to his lover, though she died before they got the chance to share it and keeps it in honor of her

Obviously, the story’s just a silly front to trick people into coming in- but it is Dually funny considering the parallel to the mine/daigo situation..

#snap chats #tl;dr - i dont know <3 #THE LONGEST NON ANSWER OF MY LIFE LMAOOOOOO #in my heart of hearts i want to believe daigo loved mine the same but i wanna stay within reason to what my eyeballs see #the Y7 story is probably the best indication of daigo loving mine depending on how serious you wanna take it #cause evidently kashiwagi in the story is reflective of daigo #and though kashiwagi’s story was a lie he was still playing the role of a mourning lover #a pretty funny coincidence dont you think… #itd be one thing if The Saved Bottle story was something frequent in rgg #but its really only these two instances i can think of #either/or i always like it when pairings are ambiguous or ‘noncanon’ #so whether that hard confirmation comes or not ill be happy #also y4 will always be daigo’s widower moment to me. its just too logical #daigo doing all this dumb shit cause he misses his wife so sad so true can we get five likes #DAMN I HAVENT TYPED AN ESSAY IN NINE YEARS LOL long as hell post bye

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: February 25

“Watermelon Crawl” by Tracy Byrd

#song of the day #I just remembered to go back and edit this song file on my comp so it has the correct artist #it was so stupid funny--last week-ish Duncan and I were talking about the playlist I'd made for him to veto things off of #(neither of the boys are any good at telling me what songs of mine they /do/ like so we've landed on this variably-successful strategy #where instead I make a playlist of my best guesses for their taste and then as it plays through they tell me which songs I was wrong about) #and we got to 'Brown Chicken Brown Cow' by Trace Adkins and I was like 'yeah you probably don't want this one do you' #and he was like *extremely flat expression* No. Thanks. #and I told him I'd already remembered to remove 'Ala-Freakin-Bama' (also by Trace Adkins. same album and all) so I should get partial credi #and he was like mm. sure. #and I told him how I'd started with my 'all country music on my laptop' playlist for scaffolding #and then added in pretty much everything I had by other artists he'd seemed to enjoy before #(Duncan's more tolerant of this playlist-winnowing process than Nick is so his playlist starts with a much wider net #Nick's playlist I was a lot more cautious with because if I lose him at an early stage we'll never get a successful final product) #anyhow so Duncan rolled his eyes so mightily at the mention of Ala-Freakin-Bama and I was like actually you know what #here's all the songs I have by Trace Adkins. tell me which ones you /do/ want and we'll pull all the rest now (to save your eyeballs) #and he looked over the whole list (about twenty songs) and finally he said 'oh! Watermelon Crawl! I do like that one. at least there's one' #and I had to laugh and tell him 'actually I'm pretty sure that's mislabeled. that's a Tracy Byrd song' and he rolled his eyes again #turns out there's actually no Trace Adkins song Duncan will tolerate! no respect for the artistry of the Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk

[dhmis-autism]

woke up to like 3 asks today all abt duck..... omg

#NOW THATS THE SHIT I LOVE TO SEE DUCK NATION RISE UPPPPP #BEST BOY WIN ALL DA POLLS BEST BOY WILL ALL DA POLLS #anyways ill get to em but winter semester starts today wish me less agony than normal 😔 #i have a lot of better duck reaction images for this occasion unfortunately they are all other ppls art and i am NOT a thief #so i just keep them for myself and look at them #my faves are him holding the trans flag and saying those confounded queers and one from a comic from twitter #where hes literally like this 🥺 and talking abg murdering ppl i relate to that one greatly #HONESTLY. THERES A LOT OF GREAT DHMIS ART BOTH ON TWT AND INSTAGRAM. LIKE. IF UR EVER LOOKIN OUTSIDE OF TUMBLR #I HAVE SUGGESTIONS. #theres this korean artist who loves dhmis AND the three caballeros and their art is SO cute and funny it pops my eyeballs #anyways sorry. enough. #my dhmis postings

[todderwodders]

My durge and Gortash’s relationship is like. Two horrible little best friends who put an amazing amount of trust in each other despite their positions and generally horrible personalities making it more or less impossible. They’ve known each other carnally and robbed a few supposedly unrobable places. It ain’t true but it is love.

#also my durge is a huge dnd pot head and a deeply capable monster of epic proportions #Aku is like cercei Lannister motivated by love to even more psychotic extents who also thinks hunting people is a delightful pastime #something something volo said all spawn are coins landing on their sides #he swings from being totally okay #even happy #with his occupation as anti christ #only to fall into short lived but deeply tumultuous periods of meloncholy or breaks INTO reality #where he may not regret his choices but he does regret bhaal and knowing he will never see an end to being father dears perpetual servant #no escape no life beyond this tiny little existence he didn’t get a choice in #he fully slides up to my quasi immortal tav multiple times #still brain damaged #and is like the things I could do to your body over and over and over again baby… #tomoko voice are you flirting with me or threatening me? #Aku voice oh baby it’s a prommy #anyhow durge is a funny tyrannical god complexer who says shit like ‘you approached the blunt with a heavy karmic debt’ after eating #an inn keepers face off and doing some very suggestive tongue stuff before he sucked out his eyeballs like other people suck out gogurt #has had like twenty kids tried to give Enver a kid (his? not? does it matter #take the honor you little worm) a kid only to be bitterly disappointed each time #would love to do some laundry and taxes #nic plays bg3 #they show up to the function (post bg3 events where gortash lives) lookin real good only to go hooooow could you cheat on me like this #(they are both fucking or wooing different people now)

[grimmjowjaegerjaquez]

Do you think kankuro would collect ball joint dolls.

#nartposting #temari walks in on him unpacking one and it doesnt have a dress on yet so shes just like #hey why does that doll have nipples. why does it have labia. #why does this one have a penis. #and hes just like I DIDNT MAKE THE SCULPT OK!!!! #bjds are so funny to me. like i know why but also why are they like that #my friend vik cursed my eyeballs by mentioning angel philia dolls and now i curse you too #look at the face sculpts and despair. #yes im sure he would also collect gunpla. like of course he would.

[ophidian-bite]

full (+alt) version of my header captura

lavos my beloved <3

#warframe #lavos warframe #captura #whispers in the walls #yes i paid 50 plat to put funny eyeballs on my new book so sue me

[snowychicken]

Therapy with Dr Albert Krueger is literally just "this is great, I'm going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both reasonable to want and possible to achieve"

#and if you dont get a good grade you die. and if you do get a good grade you die. your therapist wants to kill you #this game was so fucking funny btw #'im your therapist and i have a phd in marine biology. so you can trust me' #'an eyeball is a ball. its a sphere' #or when he gets so angry at you he just fucking kicks you out of the game #(at least i think thats what happened. maybe my computer glitched. but it was still funny as hell) #anyway. that was fun :) #therapy with dr albert krueger #snowys talking again

[girlscience]

I'm over here getting all concerned that the grad students won't like me now and then I won't be able to work in the center. And everyone I have told that to goes "when has anyone ever not liked you? when has that happened?" and I'm over here going "WELL THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING".

But what if they decide I'm weird and don't want me because of that? Plenty of people have thought that about me before. Or what if they think my deficits in knowledge are too large to be overcome and that I would be more of a hinderance than a help???? These are actual possibilities.

#listen I find it funny that apparently for all my desires to be cool and edgy I am just too easy to get along with lmao #but I am nervoussss #tbh the comedown of my stress today was so strong it has felt like my eyeballs have been vibrating since #and I am soooo sleepy #I have a couple chores I have to do and then bedtime for me #right now though I am eating mac n cheese and watching hannibal #I am also going to have to read 'freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose' #that is The science story for me and I am going to need it to get through this #I can't live in constant stress for the next week and some odd days before this meeting #I also have some ideas about how to prepare for this meeting which will help I think