#Kassandra watches

[polyphonetic]

jesse. we need to get the body down from behind the whirling-in-rags. did you do the autopsy report jesse

yo mistah white my consciousness is fractured and i don't remember basic facts about my reality, bitch

#kassandra rambles #disco elysium #breaking bad #ive never watched breaking bad i assume this is how it goes

[totally-unshway]

Kassandra “Bald Faced Liar” the Eagle Bearer

#remember that this is Kassandra “eagle what eagle’’ the eaglebearer #this comic idea has haunted me for the last week #kassidas #ac odyssey #brasidas #have you ever watched brasidas pace I love his little mannerisms #btw that severed hand isn’t from the camp it fell out of kasssndras inventory ofc

[kassandras-one-braincell]

giggling thinking about watching hercules with kassandra 😭 at some point she’d get so fed up she’d start like- pacing around ranting about it and then eventually just turn the tv off and leave the room

She'd be an absolute nightmare. At first, she's disgruntled by something, and you have to remind her that it is a kid's film, and mythological accuracy wasn't the priority, otherwise it definitely would not be a kid's film. She'll settle down again, mumbling a "you're right, you're right" only to start up again 10 minutes later.

The pacing around kicks in at just after the halfway mark, at which point you would be the one to suggest switching the telly off or finding something else to watch. But Kass refuses because you wanted to watch it (not that you've been able to thus far) and that wouldn't be fair to you. She manages to keep quiet and still for another two minutes but the second they arrive at the Underworld, whoo boy, she's unleashing a string of Greek profanities that would hospitalise a nun.

Kass excuses herself from the room at that point, wanting you to enjoy the ending, oblivious to the fact that you haven't been able to pay attention to anything past the first few minutes. Of course, she feels bad about this when it gets pointed out. You let her make it up to you with cuddles - the easiest way to get her to simmer down after a petty rant - and you put on Drag Race while massaging her palm to reduce her cortisol levels lol

#what do you mean this is an unhealthy level of thought dedicated to a fictional character watching a disney movie #kassandra of sparta #kassandra #kassandra x reader

[heraldofsomething]

Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey - Kassandra vs. Alexios (other comparisons)

Bonus:

#assassin's creed odyssey #kassandra #alexios #barnabas #acedit #ac odyssey #assassin's creed #ac: odyssey #gamingedit #acgifs #kassandra of sparta #alexios of sparta #eagle bearer #assassin's creed: odyssey #odyssey comparisons #my gifs #my stuff #coloring these was an actual nightmare #but everyone liked the deimos version. so #also. i watched barnabas get waterboarded so many times making this i felt i had to include him #sorry bud

[ruethos]

Bravern really is a show that should have 24 episodes instead of 12.

#Kassandra talks like someone's listening #I like what we got and I'm excited for the finale #BUT! BUT! I need. More of these characters #I would love to have more time to really flesh everyone out. Show more of a gradual change in Isami's feelings towards Bravern #get more of the side characters #Get more of Bravern being absolutely head over heels In Love with Isami #I just want More. But i'm not surprised we won't get any #Kassandra watches tv #I'm not liveblogging Bravern but i'll put it in the liveblogging tag

[hvecomvndo]

thinking about how kassandra outlived ikaros

#assassins creed #assassins creed odyssey #kassandra #ac odyssey #i can’t imagine watching my lifelong pet eagle die

[peridot-tears]

I love how AC Valhalla was a chance to delve deeper into the histories of pre-existing characters like Juhani Otso Berg, Ratohnhaké:ton and Ziio, and Shay Patrick Cormac. And yet --

#going by the few clips i watched #they didn't #unless the haudenosaunee bits count???? idk how deep they went #but instead they stuck in kassandra and basim #which like #i'm not complaining about them being there #but maybe stop mass producing new characters developing them halfway and forgetting they existed???? #ac valhalla #eivor #ac #juhani otso berg #ratohnhaketon #ziio #kaniehtiio #shay #shay patrick cormac #shay cormac #ac rogue #eivor varinsdóttir #basim ibn ishaq #basim #assassin's creed #otso #ac3 #tears falling like peridots

[msmisthios]

🔴it's that time again,.. I'm streaming AC Odyssey on twitch!!!

twitch.tv/tawniplays

#ac odyssey #assassins creed odyssey #kassandra of sparta #kassandra the eagle bearer #yall come watch plz

[asscrackcreed]

which of the ac va's are your favourites? im tryna see smth here

for me its haaz sleiman (malik), matt ryan (edward kenway)

#to give a 2007 video game character that much emotion and feel is just... beyond impressive #matt ryan is such a good actor in general i watched john constantine hes amazing #honorable mentions are melissanthi mahut (kassandra) and michael antonakos (alexios) #ROGER CRAIG SMITH TOO AAAA the range in all three games #im probably forgetting more #assassin's creed #ac #text

[polyphonetic]

Finished my rewatch of the anime "Another" with my friend who hadn't seen it, and while watching I made a little chart categorizing the order in which each person dies, if someone murdered someone else, if they are related to a class member, a doodle indicating how they died, and deaths from previous years that were related to the class! Obviously spoilers if you haven't seen the show but in either case it was fun to make :3

#kassandra rambles #Another #anime #Yukito Ayatsuji #mei misaki #Kouichi Sakakibara #kassandra watches anime

[deadendfriendz]

#lara croft #tomb raider #ezio auditore #assassin's creed #assassin’s creed 2 #assassin’s creed brotherhood #wrench #watch dogs #watch dogs 2 #kassandra #assassin’s creed odyssey #jinx arcane #arcane #leon kennedy #resident evil #resident evil 4 #dante dmc #devil may cry #handsome jack #borderlands #borderlands 2 #shanoa #castlevania #castlevania order of ecclesia

[kassandras-one-braincell]

Bulletproof

A Bodyguard AU anthology comprised of three independent stories, in which Kassandra, Soma and Eivor respectively serve as your protector. [mature]

A series of bureaucratic catastrophes left you, the daughter of two oligarchs, a prime target for attack. With the threat of assassination imminent, the need for a strong security detail was critical. And the woman hired to oversee your personal safety was – well, easy on the eyes, to start, but nothing short of a lethal enigma.

Without her, you’d be six feet under.

Cumulative warnings: assassination attempts, angst/hurt/comfort, blood. Each story will have its own specific warnings disclosed fully before a "keep reading" cut.

Kassandra - here

Soma - to be added

Eivor - to be added

#this is what happens when you let me watch too much narcos after my operation #kassandra #kassandra of sparta #kassandra x reader #soma jarlskona #ac soma #soma x reader #soma jarlskona x reader #eivor #eivor varinsdóttir #eivor x reader #lady eivor x reader

[ilikedetectives]

TIL the Isus are being cloned in modern day in AC Syndicate

#watch one of them is Fenrir lol #oh no they're gonna clone Desmond and Kassandra while they're at it #wait does this mean Eivor can be cloned too??? #would be funny if they clone the Sage and we end up with two maniacs #wait where's my hell daddy at #ac syndicate #colin plays

[ruethos]

I NEED to see Zed and Mara learn that Beck is the Renegade. I need to see them realize that the reason he’s been so scarce since Bodhi’s death isn’t cause he’s been drinking his grief away or WHATEVER they thought was going on with him and Cyrus. I need them to confront the possibility that Beck is the reason Able’s dead. The best part of a secret identity plotline is when the characters close to the protag LEARN ABOUT IT.

#Kassandra talks like someone's listening #Kassandra watches tv #Kassandra rewatches: Tron Uprising #I'm so mad I'm going crazy thinking about the possibilities that Disney has PREVENTED US FROM SEEING #I trust the writers to make do it right and give us something absolutely amazing

[no-barbarians-here]

#ac odyssey #kassandra #watching you

[onewingedangels]

i want to install acv and only play the part where eivor meets kassandra and thats about it, but i'm also so lazy to install this huge game on my pc just for that :'D

#personal #i've watched it on yt 837589754th times i'm tired i want to meet kassandra again mYSELF