#Making your Mondays saucy. ppl

[theartofimagining13]

Imagine:

You live one floor above Tom, so he’s heard your multiple fights with your current boyfriend. One evening while having a cigarette on his balcony, he catches a glimpse of you hanging out in yours. So he starts an amicable conversation. The next time he hears an ugly fight and your boyfriend leaving, he knocks on your door to check on you. From then on, your friendship with him grows and it’s all very innocent, until you discover that your boyfriend’s been cheating on you so you have rebound sex with Tom. You feel bad afterwards and confess to it but he just chuckles and says you can use him for sex all you want; anytime, any day.

#Well well aren't we kind sir? #Imagine Tom Hiddleston #Tom Hiddleston #Imagine #Making your Mondays saucy. ppl

[missguomeiyun]

dinner @ Urban China

Good evening, everyone~

I have been busy with other things which I will reveal (maybe later???) so I haven’t been checking out Groupon lately but remembered I still have this one for Urban China around & it’s expiring soon so..  . you know? It’s Monday, kinda hot with sunny & cloudy periods throughout the day. I had to work today.. just felt like today was the day to use it & try out their dinner food.

I went to my family around 5:45pm & besides my table of 5 adults + 1 baby, there was only another table of customers (like 12 ppl? it was one of those larger tables). They were pretty much half way thru their dinner by the looks of their dishes but anyways, we were seated & were given the menu. My family & I have been here for dimsum in the past. My bro had dinner here with friends from out of town so I’ve had some of their leftover dinner food - it was pretty good. There’s something about greasy Chinese food that makes me feel.. . I don’t know what the right term would be ‘homely’ ??? Don’t know =P & somehow it tastes better when it’s leftover from the night before... lol

In any case, we ordered the following items:

They gave a print out of our order so they could check it off once they bring the dish out.

#1: Hong Kong-styled fried pork cutlet. OMG! The sprinkled seasoning was lethal! Fried garlic, green onions, & chili pepper slices. What can go wrong with that combo?? The batter on the pork was salty (which I was expecting anyway) but the flavour sort of exceeded my expectations a little. I thought it’d just be plain “salty” but it had some other spice to it that I can’t put words to. Peppercorn??? Garlic powder? Like there was definitely something else & it was addicting! The fact that they started us off with this dish worried me a little bcos it was very salty.. . would it “bland out” the rest of the dishes???

#2: Cashew, mushroom & bell peppers tossed with cubed steak in a black peppercorn sauce. I’ve always had a soft spot for black peppercorn sauce & this hit me (like usual). So tasty! The steak cubes were mostly soft with a bit of chewiness. I was not a big fan of the bell peppers bcos they way they cooked it, it was in that half raw-half cooked phase & I don’t like that. Not a big nut fan either. ..so the cashews were no for me. The mushrooms they used were the Korean oysters mushrooms, my favourite! Didn’t soak up any sauce but that’s ok, it was still coated with the sauce abundantly so it was delicious! I think that if you like a lot of texture/consistencies in your dishes, you will like this dish cos everything is just so different in texture.

#3: Shrimp & egg over flat rice noodles. Yes that is a raw egg yolk! Back in high school, I knew a guy who would get this every time when he visited a Chinese restaurant that served this - I knew about this “white” version of flat rice noodles thru him bcos my family always gets the pan fried beef version. Anyways, I haven’t eaten this in almost 10 yrs that I almost forgot it exists! The “sauce” is actually a smooth mixture of egg whites & either flour or corn starch (as a thickening agent) plus simple seasoning like salt (or MSG lol). Some places serve it with shrimp, others have chicken. The raw egg yolk is meant to be mixed in with everything else so it’s creamier (without actual cream) & smoother. At Urban China, you can get this over flat rice noodles or rice but we went with the flat rice noodles. This my whole family’s favourite of the evening! It was very ‘plain’ & it went well with the 2 savoury meat dishes we got earlier.

#4: Pan fried ‘Yee’ noodles (AKA “e-fu” noodles). The restaurant has several version of this & we got the more expensive version as this one comes with shrimp & baby scallops. The other one has mushrooms (3 kinds I believe) & it’s vegetarian. I can’t remember what was in the other one, but I know they have 3! In my opinion, this was the dish where you would get the most bang out of your buck; it was a huge plate! Flavours were excellent, not too salty, had that ‘wok’-ness to it, wasn’t too greasy.. . & a decent amount of shrimp & scallops even though they cut it up into such small pieces. I highly recommend!

#5: “Jer Jer” chicken pot. Ok, if you have another name for this dish or if there’s a more English-fied term, pls let me know lol for those who are not familiar with this dish, it’s essentially marinated chicken + Chinese mushrooms (plus green onions, onions, & sometimes cabbage) in a pot, with a special sauce. It’s traditionally made & served in a clay pot. The sauce doesn’t have a name bcos it’s actually a potion of various sauces commonly used in Chinese cooking, such as soy sauce, “chu hou” sauce (which is already a mixture of things), seafood/hoisin sauce etc.. . diff places/ppl make it differently but the idea is, it’s saucy chicken “sizzling” in a pot. This was our least favourite dish of the evening. The chicken is supposed to be very soft & tender (braised-like) but the chicken here was very stiff. Rather than marinated, the sauce is merely coating the chicken pieces; furthermore, we were not likers of their sauce =/

5 dishes.. .like all of them except for #5. Service was alright.. . 8/10!

#YEGfood #chinatown #dinner #mondaydinner #familydinner #chinesefood

[theartofimagining13]

Imagine:

You and a group of friends go on a couples trip to the Bahamas and rent a luxurious house. You get up in the middle of the night because you can’t sleep and you find Chris in the kitchen all by himself, wide awake as well. The two of you start talking but the conversation turns very deep all of a sudden and you realize how comfortable you are with each other. You two end up having sex while your partners are sleeping in their bedrooms, and the next morning, you’re both so nervous you can barely look at one another. For the rest of the trip, you keep meeting in secret and end up falling in love.

#Lol... couples trip to switch partners i guess... #Imagine Chris Evans #Chris Evans #Imagine #Making your Mondays saucy. ppl

[theartofimagining13]

Imagine:

You’re rich and have always lived a very comfortable life. All the people you’ve dated came from rich families as well. But one night, you caught Sebastian’s eye, and he was nothing but bad news. A gang member who made little money through criminal activities. But it was love at first sight. He was mistyfied when you weren’t intimidated by him and he became obsessed with you because he was sure you represented a challenge, and someone as perfect as you would never even glance his way. Little by little, he made you fall in love and you were sure that there could not be someone else out there who would please you more in bed than him. All your friends and family disapproved of this relationship of course, which only encouraged Sebastian to ask you to run away with him.

#And eat what? the grass on the sidewalks? And use your bills to start a fire when you're both homeless? AHAHAHAH IN JAIL #Imagine Sebastian Stan #Sebastian Stan #Imagine #Making your Mondays saucy. ppl

[theartofimagining13]

Imagine:

You’re a queen who enjoys playing with men. Pedro has been your lover for a very long time but he’s started to become quite insolent. To give him a lesson, you start an affair with the newest warrior, Jared. Pedro is punctual, so you get ready and let him hear you and Jared having sex when he comes knocking on your door. He gets so jealous he starts plotting Jared’s death and is not afraid to tell it to your face just to remind you that you’re his and forever will be. He will murder anyone who gets in the way.

#Well then don't be insolent numbnuts #Making your Mondays saucy. ppl #Imagine Jared Leto #Jared Leto #Pedro Pascal #Imagine

[theartofimagining13]

Imagine:

Jonathan Pine and Javier Peña were working together to destroy your drug cartel, and they had solidified their friendship. That was until they found out they were both sleeping with you. They thought they were getting information out of you that would make them come out on top of the investigation but you were actually giving each of them false material that would only keep them entertained and far away from the truth. When they confronted you about it, you were cynical and said you would give them something if they agreed to a threesome. Pine just scoffed but Peña looked at him and said, “What? Too scared?”

#Ahahaha nitwits #I SHALL CALL THIS COMBO PIÑA which means Pineapple in spanish LOL #PIÑA #Making your Mondays saucy. ppl #Imagine Jonathan Pine #Imagine Javier Peña #Javier Peña #Jonathan Pine #Tom Hiddleston #Pedro Pascal #Pedro Pastel

[theartofimagining13]

Imagine:

Jared is a friend of your brother’s and he’s staying the night at yours and his place after attending a party. Your brother is passed out drunk in his bedroom while you’re making dinner. You’ve always had a huge crush on Jared so having him around makes you very nervous. He suddenly asks you if you have a significant other in your life, and when you say no, he shamelessly asks if you need someone to take care of your sexual needs. Right then and there, you and Jared end up having wild sex that only marks the beginning of a steamy no strings attached relationship.

#Imagine Jared Leto #This was a trick question... he definitely was the one who needed some action. Oh well. #Jared Leto #Imagine #Making your Mondays saucy. ppl

[theartofimagining13]

Imagine:

You were having an affair with King Jeremy even though you were married to his son, Prince Tom. Everything was going well until his cousin, Prince Oscar, came to visit and was instantly infatuated with you. Jeremy had to witness how Tom and Oscar attempted to destroy each other but then Oscar learned about your affair and thought he had won; all he had to do was tell Tom and perhaps you’d be banished and he’d make you an offer you wouldn’t be able refuse.

#Making your Mondays saucy. ppl #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #Imagine Tom Hiddleston #Tom Hiddleston #Jeremy Irons #Oscar Isaac #Tom & Jerry #Imagine

[theartofimagining13]

Imagine:

Sebastian has been courting you for a while but when his brother, Tom, arrives in town, he sweeps you off your feet. When Sebastian learns that you and Tom are having sexual encounters, he loses it. He plays the part, pretends he doesn’t know anything, all while planning his brother’s mysterious and accidental death. And when he succeeds, he knows you’ll marry him and he will make your life a living hell.

#Making your Mondays saucy. ppl #OOF... i am on fire today #I Constantly Thank God for HiddleStan #Imagine Sebastian Stan #Sebastian Stan #Tom Hiddleston #HiddleStan #Imagine

[theartofimagining13]

Imagine:

Your rich lover, Tom, gave you a set of keys to his apartment because he would be going on a trip for a couple weeks and said you could stay there if you wanted. You didn’t immediately take his offer but after a rough day at work, you were mad and bored so you thought it’d would be fun to spend some time there. Tom came back earlier than planned but when he found you there and after not seeing you for days, he became incredibly aroused and showed you how much he had missed you, right there on the kitchen counter.

#I guess you also fell because i mean look at that gif. You definitely fell... on his dick *evil smile* #Imagine Tom Hiddleston #Tom Hiddleston #Making your Mondays saucy. ppl

[theartofimagining13]

Imagine:

You and Morbius have a deal; You keep yourself in shape and healthy so he can safely feed off you but this also includes him being the only man you can fuck. 

#Pretty sweet deal i'd say if he also pays the gym and protein powder :) #Making your Mondays saucy. ppl #Imagine Morbius #Imagine Michael Morbius #Michael Morbius #Jared Leto #Imagine

[theartofimagining13]

Imagine:

You and Sebastian were lovers until you had to move to another city for your dream job. You’d be back in town for 24 hours and when he found out, he picked you up at the airport just to spend one more night having sex with you before you had to leave again.

#Oof #IS HE ALSO GOING TO GIVE YOU A RIDE THOUGH? THE FUCK IS HE DOING THERE LIKE AN ASSHOLE ON THE FLOOR? #I KNOW HE'S EXHAUSTED BUT YOU HAVE A PLANE TO CATCH. CHOP CHOP #Making your Mondays saucy. ppl #Imagine Sebastian Stan #Sebastian Stan #Imagine

[theartofimagining13]

Imagine:

You’re coming home from a date with Tom that ended in bed. The two of you come to an agreement afterwards to be fuck buddies. Just as you reach your front door, your neighbor, who also happens to be your fuck buddy, Pedro, is waiting for you for another steamy session.

#You're all living the life out there #Making your Mondays saucy. ppl #Imagine Tom Hiddleston #Tom Hiddleston #Pedro Pascal #Imagine

[theartofimagining13]

Imagine:

Jared being your sugar daddy; he buys you everything you want, the two of you travel all the time, and he fucks you like no man ever has.

#Making your Mondays saucy. ppl #Imagine Jared Leto #Jared Leto #Imagine

[theartofimagining13]

Imagine:

Having a threesome with Tom and Pedro.

#Making your Mondays saucy. ppl #DIS FOR MAH PPP's: Pedro Pascal Peeps! #Imagine Tom Hiddleston #Tom Hiddleston #Pedro Pascal #Imagine

[theartofimagining13]

Imagine:

You’re coming home from meeting your boyfriend’s parents which was a complete fiasco. They were quite rude and you were bored and bothered to no end. In the elevator, you run into your neighbor Tom, and something comes over you. You kiss him and right when you’re about to apologize, he pulls you back for a second kiss. He ends up taking you straight to his place and fucks you until you forget all about your disastrous evening.

#YAS #Making your Mondays saucy. ppl #Imagine Tom Hiddleston #Tom Hiddleston #imagine