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mageofseven · 4 years

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The Brothers as Astrology Signs (Sun edition) Part 1

I know each of the brothers have their own birthdays and by association, their own signs already, but some of their signs just don’t seem to fit well to me so I’m going take a crack at figuring out their true sun signs.

If you think another sign fits one of the boys better, feel free to let me know! I’d love to hear your thoughts on the matter.

Lucifer:

Birthday: June 6

Canon sign: Gemini

True Sign: Virgo

Virgos are seen as practical and logical people. They are diligent with their work and aren’t afraid to put in some sleepless nights for their current projects. They can also be a bit of a perfectionist at times, which can cause them to be overly critical of themselves and others. They can also be pretty stubborn and set in their ways, thinking that they know what’s best. They’re also known for being big worriers as they overthink quite a bit. All of this together can make them seem a bit uptight at times, but they are just trying their best to keep their lives running as smoothly as possible.

Now let’s look at Lucifer. Being that he is very often found doing work for Diavolo, whether in the form of paperwork, attending meetings, or investigating into legal matters for the Devildom (ex: trying to locate the illegal casino at the carnival). We’ve even seen him sacrifice sleep and work long into the night to get his paperwork done. There is definitely no doubts about his diligence. What about being stubborn and a perfectionist? Well he’s definitely shown that when he gives an order that he fully expects you to comply. Negotiations are often ineffective with him. He has often already made plans for how things need to go and doesn’t want his family to make themselves, him, or Diavolo look bad.

Worries or overthinks? I definitely think so. As the eldest and Diavolo’s right-hand man, he has a lot of responsibility on his shoulders. He tries to keep his brothers safe and out of trouble, but there is always some sort of ordeal within the House of Lamentation. Mammon trying to steal his shit? Has to place magic on his most important items to keep them safe. Video game turning the house and school into a maze? Jfc, Levi, why did you have to by this? Now he has to struggle to get to the meeting on time. Suspicious human exchange student systematically making pacts with his brothers just to release his youngest (and not to mention, genocidal) brother out of safe captivity? Yeah, we’re looking at you MC! Basically, this man has every reason to worry and overthink.

Also considered: Capricorn, Taurus

Mammon:

Birthday: September 10

Canon sign: Virgo

True sign: Aries

Aries are known for being passionate and independent. They are known for their competitive nature and are determined to win every contest they are a part of. They are also known for being loyal, smart, and impulsive. They are also ones to be blunt with their words, even at risk of sounding rude. They’d rather be honest and tell it like it is instead of keeping quiet or sugarcoating things. They always have multiple projects on the brain, never satisfied unless their life lines up with how they dream it should be.

Now to Mammon. What here matches up? Well, we know he is smart when he chooses to apply himself. Mammon has shown to be really talented at math when he associates the problem with money. Impulsive? Definitely. As many times as he’s stolen from his brothers on a whim just to make more cash, I’d say this is pretty accurate. Honest? Well, I think you could make a case for either answer. Mammon does have to lie a lot to cover his tracks when doing something illegal or, in general, something Lucifer would disapprove of. However, he has shown in different situations how he lacks a filter and honestly speaks his mind, resulting in an accidental insult to Lucifer or admitting to wrongdoings in front of him. This can be interpreted as him naturally being a honest person, but having learned to be dishonest in certain situations to protect himself and his interests.

Is he competitive? When given the right motivation, you can bet that he will go all out to become victorious and you will hear the Great Mammon singing his own praises before the competition even begins. Loyal? Hell yeah. This dude may complain a lot, but at the end of the day, he cares about his brothers. He may muck things up at times, but he still tries to help them out every now and again. Now is he passionate? Think about how he is with Grimm and there’s your answer.

Also considered: None

Leviathan:

Birthday: April 9

Canon sign: Aries

True sign: Cancer

Cancers are seen to be tenacious, imaginative, emotional, and sympathetic people. They are truly in touch with their feelings on a deep level and care a lot for their family. However, they can also be moody, pessimistic, suspicious, and insecure.

Levi shows many of these traits. His imaginative side shown with his interests: anime and video games. He likes occupying his time by transporting his mind elsewhere; into fictional worlds to explore and be himself. It is also shown with his hobby of making cosplays and costumes, like he did for the play. After all, one of the reasons to make cosplay is to express your creativity. Some other clear traits of his would be emotional, pessimistic, and moody. How he expresses his title of Avatar of Envy shows this well. Whenever he hears something fortunate happening to others, especially if its something he has already expressed an interest in, he will quickly become sad and overall down on himself, with thoughts that others have it so much easier and he could never have their luck or the good things they receive. This also leads into his insecurities. He’s always talking down to himself and trying to justify his shut-in lifestyle. As much as he enjoys the things he likes, he feels like no one can understand him because of them, causing him to worry that he’ll never fit in with others while simultaneously say to himself that he doesn’t need others and shouldn’t have to interact with “normies”.

Bonus: The site I was using also said Cancers love relaxing in or near water, like home-based hobbies, and hate revealing their private life. Since Levi is a pretty private person, rarely leaves his room, and has an affinity with water, this seemed too perfect.

Also considered: Pisces

Again, feel free to tell me what you think! Do you have other signs in mind for these guys or was I spot on?

Also, has anyone else noticed the trend with the signs? I noticed it while typing and its somehow a really interesting pattern to me.

Masterlist

#ObeyMe #ObeyMeOtome #astrology #sunsigns #characteranalysis #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan

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prettyboysdontlookatexplosions · 4 years

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Penny is canonically a Pisces! I kind of see Scorpio for Eliot but I have a hard time squaring a Scorpio's obsessiveness and the inclination for vengeance with him...honestly Alice fits that better I think. Julia's birthday is in the pilot so she's probably either a Scorpio, Sagittarius, or Capricorn.

other anon asked: A very important question: has Magicians fandom ever discussed zodiac placements?

(merging these two for Zodiac Pondering Time)

magicians zodiac is interesting, i feel like there’s a lot of characters where i could go in a couple different directions! let’s do this by character, in rough order from more to less attached to my zodiac headcanon, lol:

josh: taurus! almost too easy except that it fits. loves food & other sensual delights, a gifted naturalist and so connected to the earth, soil, planting, growing things, springtime, etc. also he just has a taurus… vibe. you know? taurus is my secret favorite sign because i kind of think of them as like capricorn’s less Unhinged better-adjusted younger sibling and anecdotally i just tend to feel very safe around tauruses in the world, i don’t know why! there’s a peaceableness… a simplicity but in a good way… josh drinking beer with eliot is very in this mold imo!

julia: for zodiac concepts i mostly consider canon birthdays like, helpful suggestions, although often they DO wind up feeling right… for example, i absolutely consider julia a capricorn. this is a little bit because she is my baby and i am a capricorn, but mostly it is because of every single thing she ever does. surveying one’s options and choosing the most Extra choice possible, and doing so with a vibe like you don’t even know that that’s what you’re doing? capricorn antics. dismantling a magical battery simply by hurling your body at it over and over until it caves to the sheer force of your will, while someone looks on wondering why you seem to lack the human instinct for self-preservation? capricorn antics. “i don’t really do slow”? capricorn antics. giving a pep talk about your friendship that ends with “tighten your shit”? capricorn antics. the extent to which she is impossible to insult or intimidate because she is so comfortably self-contained, very capricorn. the best thing i have ever read about capricorns is this hairpin (rip) piece called Astrology Is Fake, But Capricorns Are A Conspiracy, about how goats seem like normal critters until you look at their fucked up square pupils and then realize that they are interacting with the world in a fundamentally different way from everyone else and also have no idea that there is anything weird about what they’re doing. like...

This is the heart of the Capricorn mystery, the secret that has been kept so quiet for all these years. They seem so normal, so predictable, but they are looking at through the world through effing rectangular pupils, different from all the other kinds of pupils in this world, and they don’t even know. Only I know. And now you.

Ask a Sagittarius why they did something weird and they will say that they thought it was funny. Ask a Cancer the same question, and they will look you square in the eye and tell you that it’s because they are nuts. Ask a Capricorn, though, and they will just look at you blankly. What do you mean, weird? I don’t do weird stuff, because I am a Capricorn and that is not our way — it says so right there in the literature. What do you mean, “rectangular pupils”? No other sign has such a vested interest in thinking of themselves as rational, organised, and so on. You can’t tell a Capricorn that they have done something which exceeds the limits of what is considered reasonable. They are the appointed guardians of what is reasonable. This doesn’t make them any less nuts, though.

this is julia! simultaneously the most normie-passing member of the cast, and also the most unhinged, but in a very calm, emotionally unbothered way. alright. case made. moving on.

margo: another one that feels almost too easy, but, like, yeah, leo. royalty, glamor, ferocity, potency, naturally and comfortably the center of attention, charismatic, protective, throws a great party, fights for those she loves, loyal, etc. again, feels almost too on the nose! and doesn’t quite get at her cold, machiavellian side. but also, if the glittering stiletto fits....

alice: things are getting trickier here! my instinct for alice is aquarius because her niffin self is driven by the quest for knowledge, and because she has that like, fixed-sign rigidity, and also she is a total freak and extremely alienated from, like, all of humanity. (one of my BFFs is an aquarius so i say this with love.) but i would be open to a reading that gives more weight to her neuroticism (virgo?) or her deep wells of rage and pain (leo? scorpio?)

kady: a little tricky mostly just because of how uninterested the show is in acting like she is a real person. the gimme here is aries - “no one else hits that hard,” resident battle magic expert. but despite being introduced as the brakebills thief, kady’s biggest storylines are all about her loyalty: to her mother, to julia, to penny, to the hedge community, such as it is. not a trait strongly associated with the baby of the zodiac. is she also a leo? are she and julia a capricorn power couple? (taking on the role of like Honorary Hedge President is not... not capricorn antics)

quentin: i swear to god when i was first thinking about this, i was like, “quentin is a cancer,” and then i was like, “you can’t just make quentin a cancer because cancers and water signs in general are wildly overrated in your historical fandom interests, just because steve rogers is a cancer doesn’t mean quentin is a cancer,” and then i found out there’s some (semi?)-official info that places him as a cancer... there is a part of me that continues to resist because of his intellectual side, because of the particular mechanisms of his escapist tendencies, but. has a lot of feelings, at his happiest living in cozy domestic contentment with someone he loves, eager for partnership, easily wounded, capable of being the sweetest darling on the planet and also a huge, terrible asshole........ fine. okay. cancer. as a bonus, this means that he and julia are sister signs, which is pretty cute.

penny: i can see pisces for penny! i like scorpio because of the underworld connection, ruled by pluto, etc., also because the astrology book i have says that the life purpose of scorpio is to be “a true, irritating healer” which is an amazing phrase and very penny, but pisces works in terms of like, liminality, the porousness between realms, psychic phenomena, his association with dreams... plus of course his big heart, deep wells of compassion. pisces doesn’t really capture his prickliness, but i actually also thing the scorpio-vengeance thing applies to him less than it does to eliot - penny is constantly annoyed but he pretty rarely gets really angry or acts out on his anger. his huge inner softness and the fact that he’s like secretly the most caring person in the cast makes me think water sign and i could see either of those... but wouldn’t it be funny if he and quentin were both cancers and that’s why they can’t stand each other? would add even more to my whole Thing about how writing penny-40 out how they did was a huge lost opportunity for quentin and penny’s characterization as shaped by their gradual peace-making towards each other. but then again he is also absurdly impulsive... maybe he’s an aries! or a sagittarius? i am uncommitted.

eliot: ELIOT IS THE HARDEST ONE!!! the scorpio thing, i feel like eliot is so secrets on secrets, you know? he’s an exhibitionist but also extremely private about his actual heart. carly rae jepsen our SCORPIO PRINCESS writes “i’ve got a cavern of secrets / none of them are for you / even if you wanted to keep them, where would you find the room?”... very eliot. and i do see what you’re saying particularly about the scorpio obsessiveness/intensity - eliot for all his feelings and Extra-ness is actually one of the... less intense people on this show about 24-year-olds having a group nervous breakdown? but he did (1) kill a kid with a bus (2) immediately kill beast-mike which was like obviously strategically justified since the beast wasn’t gonna give mike up but also pretty obviously the hurt that propelled the spell (since eliot was not trained in battle magic at the time) came less from a rational consideration of the situation and more from his since of betrayal at having opened his intimate vulnerable self to someone under false pretenses (3) throw margo in the dungeon. obviously eliot is my child who has never done anything wrong in his LIFE and i hold none of this against him, but for all his softness when he really thinks he’s been crossed shit can get pretty real pretty fast. not to mention whatever the hell “if you want to live your life live it here” was about.

but!!! he is also so soft!!! i mean, shit, maybe eliot is the pisces? intuitive, Deeply Sad, gentle, with an easily bruised but never closed heart the size of the ocean? but then i also feel like aesthetics are sooooo important to him... i thought about libra, for the combination of aesthetic vision and interest in justice (all his thinking about what kind of kingdom he wants to rule, very different from margo’s immediate focus on making sure they stay in charge and alive). he’s got the libra elegance and charm, and of course his status as consummate host is very libra. (did you know f. scott fitzgerald, author of the great gatsby a book about parties and charm which is also one of the most famously symmetrically structured novels in american literature, is a triple libra? if you ever needed proof that astrology was real...) but eliot is SO driven by his heart, it’s hard to square an air sign with that! in my wip i have him as a scorpio with moon in sagittarius but maybe i should switch those... eliot obviously doesn’t have sagittarius’s optimism but like you can see how he might have in a different life (and/or without a scorpio moon), right? as opposed to quentin who very obviously was always going to be Like That... there’s a lightness to eliot in his better moments, this really lovely capacity for joy... and there’s a lightness to him in his worst moments, which is very sag! can get angry but doesn’t dig into it the way margo does. not Book Curious but very into Seeing The World, gathering experiences. hmmmm. maybe i’ve talked myself into sagittarius eliot! but then again where are his Enormous Feelings? IT’S TOUGH. eliot brings out my You Have To Look At The Whole Chart tendencies!!!!!

#i am not quite involved or unhinged enough to have like multiple placements involved for everyone #but i did decide for wip purposes that have maybe become a headcanon #that quentin is a cancer sun aries moon virgo rising #which... poor kid!#the magicians

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spacerhapsody · 6 years

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85 questions tag game

I was tagged by @yasisworld - thank you, I hadn’t done one of these for ages! :D

last?

drink: water

phone call: a co-worker from another location at work

text message: a friend… about soaps, lmao.

song you listened to: Heroes – David Bowie

time you cried: last weekend? ugh PMS, making everything ten times more dramatic

ever?

dated someone twice: no

kissed someone and regretted it: ugh, yes.

been cheated on: no

lost someone special: special to me, yes.

gotten drunk and thrown up: yes, and trust me, I learned more than one lesson that time.

fave colors?

purple

turquoise

red

in the last year have you?

made new friends: yes

fallen out of love: no (unless you count football, because wow, that’s such a mess)

laughed until you cried: yes

found out someone was talking about you: no

met someone who changed you: in a way

found out who your friends are: no

kissed someone on your facebook friends list: no

general

how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: most of them, and the ones I’ve never met I’ve still known for a pretty long time.

do you have any pets: not anymore

do you want to change your name: no, I’m pretty happy with it :)

what did you do for your last birthday: I think I made at least two rhubarb cakes that day, one for my family and one for work. I also took my birthday off from Facebook and realized that I really don’t care about empty wished from people I don’t really care about, and how nice it is that almost all of the people who mattered cared, anyways.

what time did you wake up today: 8am (we went to the beer garden to celebrate a birthday last night, sue me)

what were you doing last night at midnight: finally home sleeping!

what is something you can’t wait for: THE WEEKEND, this week is going on forever already. Also, it’s my brother’s birthday and the cake he wants sounded like a lot of fun to make, so I’m kind of looking forward to it.

what are you listening to right now: the washing machine next room because I’m too lazy to get up and close the doors.

have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes, I actually did so today.

something that gets on your nerves: right now? My boss, and probably myself tbh.

most visited website: Firefox says Twitter which kind of surprises me because I’ve not been using it that much lately??? (I really need new people to follow.)

hair colour: dark brown

long or short hair: rather short

what do you like about yourself: the fact that I do enjoy trying new things, even when some of them scare the hell out of me at first.

want any piercings: I want the third one in each ear back, yes!

blood type: 0+

nicknames: none tbh, mostly because my name is pretty short as it is and I’m not a huge fan of “Tanni”.

relationship status: single, still not sure how to mingle

zodiac sign: Aries

pronouns: she/her

fave tv show: Black Sails, Ashes to Ashes, Queer Eye

tattoos: none, but I want one! My main problem is that the best tattoo artist in the area has a fucking long wait list and you need to apply with the tattoo you want and then you might or might not get chosen for that wait list, and the one I want probably isn’t that special. Of course they’ve ruined every other artist for me.

right or left handed: right handed

ever had surgery: no

piercings: the remaining four in my ears.

sports: I watch football, even though it’s complicated, and I really should start doing zumba again.

vacation: IT’S BEEN TO LONG. My last proper one was to London in 2013.

trainers: I’ve discovered my love for them over the last few years. My favourite pair right now are the light blue/grey Puma ones I bought this year because they’re some of the most comfortable ones I’ve ever owned <3

eating: yes? Like, I do eat? I enjoy good food? What’s even the question here?

drinking: also yes? Both in the “I do drink a lot of water and stay reasonably hydrated most days” and the “I do occasionally drink alcohol” way? Also, I feel like I should give a shout-out to coffee here.

i’m about to watch: uuugh, I don’t know. I finished Happy! And caught up on Ducktales the other day and now I have to find something else. I kind of want to rewatch Black Sails, though.

waiting for: myself to get my shit together again

want: I’m stealing this answer because, god yes, a new job would be nice

get married: right now I can’t really see it

career: not right now

hugs or kisses: hugs

lips or eyes: eyes

shorter or taller: taller?

older or younger: omg I hate these questions, who cares?

nice arms or stomach: arms, probably?

hookup or relationship: hookup? I don’t think I can handle a relationship on top of everything right now tbh.

troublemaker or hesitant: a good mixture.

have you ever?

kissed a stranger: yes

drank hard liquor: yes, but unless it’s a small amount in a cocktail or something I’m not a big fan of that anymore.

lost glasses: thankfully not.

turned someone down: yes

sex on the first date: no

broken someone’s heart: I hope not

had your heart broken: yeah

been arrested: no

cried when someone died: yes

fallen for a friend: I’d say no, but in hindsight I’m not 100% sure anymore

do you believe in?

yourself: on good days, yes.

miracles: sometimes

love at first sight: not real love, no.

kiss on the first date: if it feels right for the date, sure!

angels: no

other?

best friend’s name: idek anymore, i guess

eye colour: blue-grey

fave movie: Back to the Future, Star Trek IV, Rise of the Guardians, and don’t judge me, but my latest happy place movie is actually The 10 Year Plan

favourite actor: I don’t really have one. The last one was Johnny Depp, and we all know how that went down…

favourite food: those gnocchi al forno the Italian restaurant near my workplace makes.

extrovert or introvert: introvert

favourite flower: daisies? Maybe sunflowers.

favourite hello kitty characters: there are more Hello Kitty characters than just Hello Kitty…?

#meme answers

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dream-rabbit · 6 years

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Tagged by @ghostiac and @ghoulign. I love you both a lot, thank you for the tag.

Rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

Last:

1. Drink - Bubble tea

2. Phone call - my best friend

3. Text message - my best friend

4. Song you listened to - Daddy Issues by The Neighbourhood

5. Time you cried - yesterday, but from laughter

Ever:

6. Dated someone twice? - No

7. Kissed someone and regretted it - No

8. Been cheated on - No

9. Lost someone special - Yes

10. Been depressed - A constant state

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up - Nah, when I get drunk I K.O. for like half an hour and then my brain restarts and I’m fresh as ever

Fave colours:

12. Blue

13. Green

14. Black

In the last year have you…

15. Made new friends - Yes, and I love them so much, they are already some of my closest friends now

16. Fallen out of love - Yes

17. Laughed until you cried - Yesterday man

18. Found out someone was talking about you - Yeah, that's cool

19. Met someone who changed you - Yes

20. Found out who your friends are - Yeah, there were a few situations which showed me who my real friends are. Unless you were thinking about finding all the shady shit your friends do and you find out who they are all over again. That too.

21. Kissed someone on your facebook friends list - Yes? I mean, we were friends on fb before we kissed.

General:

22. How many of your facebook friends do you know irl - Majority of them, I don't like adding people on fb who I don't know

23. Do you have any pets - I have a dog that might as well be a very domestic cat that likes to bark at the mail man

24. Do you want to change your name - Yes, and I'm doing it next month

25. What did you do for your last birthday - Went for some beer with my friends, then got some alcohol and went to a park to tell embarrassing stories and drink.

26. What time did you wake up today - 8:30

27. What were you doing at midnight last night - Scrolling Tumblr

28. What is something you can’t wait for - next year so I can apply for the college I want to switch to

30. What are you listening to right now - my sisters computer making airplane liftoff noises

31. Have you ever talked to a person named tom - My friend is technically named Tom, so yeah?

32. Something that’s getting on your nerves - my laptop being too slow for me to edit video

33. Most visited website - 98% sure it's YouTube

34. Hair colour - brown undercut, a somewhat darker top with a redish tone

35. Long or short hair - short

36. Do you have a crush on someone - technically

37. What do you like about yourself - Physically, I don’t know. I was very unsatisfied with how I looked for a long time but now I’m working out but I still can’t say I like something specific. Mentally, my imagination. It’s a curse and a blessing.

38. Want any piercings? - Maybe one day

39. Blood type - Can’t remember

40. Nicknames - Matko (in Croatian), Matty, Alex

41. Relationship status - Single

42. Zodiac - Aries

43. Pronouns - He/him

44. Fave tv shows - X-Files, Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Legion, Goblin, Vampire Diaries,

45. Tattoos - Maybe one day

46. Right or left handed - Right

47. Ever had surgery - Yes, once

48. Piercings - No, maybe one day

49. Sport - Volleyball, hockey, basketball

50. Vacation - Take me to Disneyland

51. Trainers - none?

More general:

52. Eating - Currently? No

53. Drinking - No

54. I'm about to watch - Ruining History, then Big

55. Waiting for - My essay to write itself while I watch hours and hours of kdramas

56. Want - To get my shit together

57. Get married - Maybe? I don't know, we'll see

Which is better:

59. Hugs or kisses - Hugs

60. Lips or eyes - Eyes

61. Shorter or taller - Taller, but both is fine

62. Older or younger - Depends on the person, but I'd go with older

63. Nice arms or stomach - Both? Arms tho

64. Hookup or relationship - Relationship

65. Troublemaker or hesitant - I will hesitate but if I don’t... then we have a problem

Have you ever:

66. Kissed a stranger - No

67. Drank hard liquor - Yes

68. Lost glasses - My sunglasses, a few times when I was smaller. Now I have three pairs that I adore and always take care of

69. Turned someone down - Yes

70. Sex on first date - No

71. Broken someones heart - Hopefully no

72. Had your heart broken - Meh, felt like that at the time but it was good for me

73. Been arrested - No

74. Cried when someone died - Yes

75. Fallen for a friend - Fuck

Do you believe in:

76. Yourself - Sometimes

77. Miracles - Yes

78. Love at first sight - Yes, I'm a sappy shit sometimes, deal with it

79. Santa Claus - ...yes. I know he doesn’t bring me presents but who’s to say a magical old man with a heart of gold doesn’t exist. It’s the spirit that counts.

80. Kiss on a first date - Depends

81. Angels - Yes

Other:

82. Best friend’s name - Lux, Ida, Tomislav, Luka

83. Eye colour - Blue

84. Fave movie: I have fave movieS, can't choose one

85. Fave actor- I have fave actorS, but maybe Harrison Ford, or Benedict Cumberbatch, or Tom Hiddleston, or Michael Fassbender

Tagging: @ghost-proof-babyy, @queerunsolved, @youwinricky, @shanemaclej, @ghoul---ish, @why-the-fcuk-not, @king-with-a-paper-crown, @smallwheeze, and anyone else who would like to do this. If you already did this then my apologies. I just wanted to tell you all that I love your blogs and even if we never talked I noticed you and I always love to see you on my dash or in my activity feed.

#ask #technically #about me #tag game

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fuckingmonet · 6 years

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92 truths tag

RULES: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. at the end choose 25 people to be tagged.

Tagged by @feveredreams

LAST:

drink: coffee

phone call: the gf, but her name on my phone is freaky little moonrat so that comes up over and over in my call history

text message: mom

song you listened to: I was singing hard knock life while i painted my nails

time you cried: last night because my cat scratched my foot really bad and probably hormones

HAVE YOU EVER:

dated someone twice: nope

been cheated on: :^)

lost someone special: yeah

been depressed: lmao tru

been drunk and thrown up: yeah i’m a small system so it happens a lot

IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

made a new friend: yeah a few!

fallen out of love: nah

laughed until you cried: yeah all the time

met someone who changed you: yes

found out who your true friends are: the fakes are everywhere

found out someone was talking about you: yeah

GENERAL:

how many people on tumblr do you know in real life?: maybe ten total but not all of them are active anymore on here

do you have any pets?: big dog Sawyer and two lil bitch cats Hazel and Cabbage

do you want to change your name?: no i love my name

what time did you wake up this morning: 7:30 which was awful

what were you doing last night: i made kickass alfredo sauce for trader joe’s ravioli

name something you cannot wait for: i’m going to seattle w my mom soon!!

have you ever talked to a person named tom?: my uncle is a tom

what’s getting on your nerves right now?: my family is all getting sick and I am living in fear and also coughing is annoying

blood type: all I know is it’s not O, beyond that it is a mystery

nickname: my gf’s nephew and her family call me Ina

relationship status: taken bro

zodiac sign: aries / taurus cusp because I am special #420

pronouns: she/her/hers

favorite show: lost, parks and rec and adventure time because nostalgia

college: chapman u babey

hair color: dark brown but it’s still badly bleached halfway down from when it was blonde and I dyed it all sorts of shit

do you have a crush on someone: not serious ones but like celebrities

what do you like about yourself: i can be... pretty cool

FIRSTS:

first surgery: none I’m pure

first piercing: earlobes at claire’s

first sport you joined: i think dance? or gymnastics? the baby versions

first vacation: rhode island i believe

first pair of sneakers: uh what

RIGHT NOW:

eating: shishito peppers i told you i am cool

drinking: still working on that coffee

i’m about to: apply for jobs

listening to: some video my gf is watching that russian youtube man

want kids: may or may not have names...

get married: save the date binch 1/21/21

career: ideally... writer in the comfort of my god damn home

WHICH IS BETTER:

lips or eyes: girls are so pretty don’t you think

hugs or kisses: mm kisses but a hug from a big soft person is great because i am v bony

shorter or taller: i’m five foot three so someone has to step up and be the tall one

older or younger: everyone has been at least a few months older idk why

romantic or spontaneous: tutte le due

sensitive or loud: i’m sensitive but a loud drunk i have been told

hookup or relationship: relationship

troublemaker or hesitant: it varies usually i’m kind of a mom for personal safety but drugs don’t count i guess

HAVE YOU EVER:

kissed a stranger: nope

drank hard liquor: haha

lost contacts/glasses: not forever but like for an hour

sex on first date: uhh second date

broken someone’s heart: maybe

been arrested: i would die

turned someone down: yeah

fallen for a friend: first love

DO YOU BELIEVE:

in yourself: you got this you stupid bitch

miracles: everything is random

love at first sight: maybe

ok if you’re up for it i tag: @drarry @r0rschach @avocadofrog @crashthenbeginagain @breathing-honestly @inbetweenthefoullines @clovereternal @princessnalgona @flying-off-again @theshortgay @why-is-this-so-hard-to-choose @rainbowninja @missspidergurl

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all the cute asks plz

anything for you my lowercase lovely

Cute asks

1. do you have any recurring dreams? what are they?

I actually don’t dream, or at least I never remember them

2. what is your favourite kind of fruit?

MANGOS !¡ FUCK ME UP MAMI

3. sweet or savory?

Depends on the day, atm sweet

4. what is your smallest/pettiest fear?

Smallest? Tape + glue + gum getting in my hair

5. what is your least favourite vegetable?

I swear to jesus that if you come near me with brussel sprouts i will decapitate you

6. what is your favourite art movement?

The Heidelberg Project

7. do you drink milk?

Ah, I’m,,, I Am,,, lactose intolerant,,,

8. what was the last line of the last book you read?

Remake the World

9. do you like bitter food?

What is a bitter food? I like sour + bitter candy?

10. what is the most significant event in your life so far?

This is not it but a significant event was moving from my old school to my current one. It really changed who I am as a person

11. what is one thing ( a book, movie, etc ) that has greatly affected you?

Doctor Who

12. what is your favourite breed of dog or cat?

I love all (but i like black cats)

13. list your top 5 favourite turtle names.

“Lester”, “freddy”, “toasty”, “first name petty, last name bitch”, and “laurence”

14. what job would you have if you could have it without going through all of the school or experience that is required?

I would be an architect

15. are there any names that you dislike so much that you would dislike the person with the name? what are those names?

I could never hate a name like that, only a person

16. what is your favourite letter?

M. Idk why I just picked a favorite letter for the first time, i love the way it feels + sounds in my mouth

17. are there any instruments you wished you played?Violin, piano, trumpet, harp, etc

18. list your best friends.BeccaFaithEvanDylan

19. would you rather be a skeleton or a ghost?

Definitely a ghost, are you kidding??

20. do you prefer fish or lizards/snakes? (as pets)

I love snakes, but I’ve gotta go with fish

21. art or music?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nooooooo i dont know fuccccckk art?

22. what is your favourite type of flower?

Purple Hyacinth

23. soup or salad?

Olive garden salad,,, soup otherwise

24. are you good at keeping plants alive?

frick yeah, I love me some green leafy bbs

25. do animals tend to like you?

I guess so? Not one has ever hated me?

26. what is the worst book you’ve ever read?

I don’t know, actually. Let’s go with that it was probably some free short erotica novel on iBooks, before I realized how bad they were

27. do you collect anything?

I used to collect bottle caps, like snapple, izze, beer, caps from bottles like that, but not anymore

28. how many pillows do you sleep with?

5 dont shade me

29. whats the latest you’ve ever woken up?

Like from night sleeping? 9 pm

30. how many pictures are on your walls?

Holy shit hang on i gotta count,,, okay i’m including ticket stubs, 66 pictures/posters/ stubs

31. what age did you stop keeping stuffed animals on your bed?

Um, yeah that’s definitely happened

32. what is your favourite candy?

SMARTIES BITCH HELL YEAH

33. what is your favourite baked good?

Brownies, or banana bread

34. do you have a camera? if so, what kind?

Heck yeah, Heather is a lovely brown Samsung NX3000, and I love my bb

35. do you wear jewelry?

Not really, a necklace + bracelet once in awhile

36. sunrise or sunset?

sunrise

37. do you like to listen to music with headphones or no headphones?

In a car/with big ass, quality speakers, or on headphones, only

38. what was your favourite show as a child?

electric company,, was so fucking good

39. describe your favourite spot in your house.

In my basement, on this free spot of spacey carpet, it’s open, cold, and blank, I go there to free my mind and to paint

40. do you like to be warm or cold?

Cold

41. the best joke you have.

No such thing, i steal the humour of those around me cuz i have none

42. whats the weirdest thing that you’ve seen happen in a public place?

An entire dick, just out. Chilling. Nobody said shit about it

43. CD or digital?

Honestly, cd, but it’s more convenient for digital

44. who do you miss right now?

General company rn tbh

45. if you could combine two places in the world, which two places would you choose?

I’d put Seattle in Italy

46. describe the worst substitute teacher you’ve ever had.

Yo, Mrs tatertots we called her. Fucking bitch. Our 5th grade teacher was on maternity leave for like practically the whole year, and left us with potato bitch. Racist motherfucker, hated children, why was she teaching?? WE DONT KNOW!!

47. do you believe horoscopes?

Yeah, usually tbh, I try to reasonably apply it to my life

48. are you spiritual?

No? Nothing is real? Be selfish to live life to the fullest?

49. describe your pets ( or family if you dont have pets )

MY PUPPERS!! Madagascar, or maddie, is a boxer lab mix, my precious baby, who needs to calm the fuck down most days, Arenal, or Ari, my lazy ass, White Blonde golden retriever doofus doggo

50. are you good at getting over mistakes?

Hahahahah no

#ask #answered #cute asks #my bae fai

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