#Pie anon

[wxs-len-official]

WE'RE HERE!!! @vbs-len-official @mmj-len-official

#DID WE BEAT PIE ANON?? #pjsk #len-posting🎪 #pie anon

[vbs-len-official]

ATTENTION!

I am starting a gofundme page! We need to save N25 Len from getting pied and to suffer from the lasting effects of feeling constantly watched and feeling afraid of a tin pan! We don't want him to be a victim of the Pie Anon. Me, MMJ Len, and WxS Len are currently on foot towards Empty Sekai, but I feel as if we may not get in time. We need YOUR help! If each person who sees this donates just a few dollars, we can have enough money to buy a car or teleportation machine or something to get there in time to warn and protect N25 Len! Please consider helping and spread the word!

#len posting☕️ #pjsk #kagamine: across the lenverse #pie anon #ooc tags: #//im not acthally raising money this is a joke please dont venmo or paypal me 😭💀

[myfairkatiecat]

#mysterious pie society #gracias!! #pie anon #or should I say anons #now that we know there’s more than one

[slimeranch7]

Hello! I found your blog through your post about the Genshin girls as monsters, and I really liked your blog and other posts!

But speaking of that post, it made me think about Eula! A wight Eula to be exact, so I hope I can share it with you! ^^

Being the highest class of undead, Eula had been living in the mansion at the outskirts of your hometown way before the founder of the village had even drawn their first breath. Eula was a monster, an undead creature of the night, but above all that she was a noble, a merciful at that, so she allowed the humans to move in and live on her territory. They thanked her, they praised her, but after a few decades. Nothing. No more gifts, visits or the occasional sacrifice she would turn down, they forgot about her completely.

Every day she would be sat near the window, seeing the young kids growing older and older without being able to leave her home to make herself known to them. She wouldn't lower herself to their level just for companionship. Until one day, someone had the courage- nay, the hubris to enter her home. It enfuriaded her, but she decided to let is passs. Letting the young human do as they desire as a way to show her superiority over her kind. She was generous with the people she allowed to live on her backyard.

To her, a lesson was given so the human would be grateful for being able to live another day without even having to face the lord of the land. But to you, you only got confirmation that the old mansion was indeed empty, and all those spooky tales that passed down from generation to generation were lies after. So you came back again, lounging on the antique couches. And again to keep your sweets hidden so no one could eat them before you could. And again to hide when you had to take care of the kids in the village while their parents went out to hunt. All of those times, nothing happened. Well, each time the air inside grew colder and colder to the point you could see your breath dancing in the air, but that's it.

Until one day, you brought some friends to take a look at your very own secret place. But it's on that day that Eula herself realized that she doesn't sharing all of her belongings. She grew to love the daily visits, everything coming closer and closer to hear her new-found friend exploring her surroundings. But the peace and warmth you brought would not be disturbed by some loudmouth delinquents, she would make sure of it.

She only gave and gave whatever humanity wanted to them, wasn't it about time she took someone in return?

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I hope you liked reading that. Also I hope it would also be OK to interact with you ^^; Oh! And welcome back to the hellsite :D can't wait to see you active again!

-Pie anon

Pie anon that is a horrifically beautiful concept, ty for this welcome back gift lmao

It's perfectly fine to interact just as long as u read the rules and abide by it. Then again i rly have no way of enforcing them so I'm just relying on my audience's integrity 😉

Content warnings: DEAD DOVE

You'd have no idea she's even there. She's in the walls, in the furniture, always prying, always watching and waiting patiently.

To you, it's free real estate. Everyone else is too afraid to approach, all the omens, the stories of a vengeful spirit residing in the barren estate, and despite the ungodly amount of cleaning you have to subject yourself to, the rooms grow familiar and even nice and quaint over time. It feels like a hard earned vacation home.

On the other hand, unbeknownst to her cute little visitor, Eula has eyes on your every move. That includes your... Unnecessary stowaway.

They're loud. Disruptive. Unkempt. Nothing like what you are, quiet and tidy and graceful, just the way she likes it. It's her house, her rules, and if she doesn't want them, she'll make it happen.

It took some convincing from their part, so it's your first time reluctantly revealing your secret little hideout, but all the years you've been hanging out here, you've never felt this sense of unease and dread.

The air feels colder than usual, the blankets you keep here are no longer keeping the chills at bay. Things are missing, books sometimes slide off the table. You swear you left the front door closed, why is it swinging wide open?

The halls- it's beginning to twist and turn in ways you can't comprehend. The kitchen should've been this way... It's not that you're lost, you cluelessly try to navigate with your friends laughing as they tail behind you.

Everywhere you turn, it leads right back to the front door, which seems to have stayed open no matter how many times you've shut it close. Maybe something's wrong with the hinges?

Maybe they should return another day, when you're in the right mind, when you've finally gotten these faulty doors fixed up.

But when everyone's stepped out, the door slams shut in your face before you can even make a move.

A hauntingly graceful voice of a woman seems to echo all around. She carries her tone with dignity, yet it's laced with a low, boiling anger.

"I've let you off the hook far too many times. But this. This is overstepping."

You're still faced against the door, disbelief and shock still stuck in your system. You can't seem to move, muscles unresponsive, despite doing everything in your power to desperately claw at the door.

A ghostly pale hand reaches around your waist, too close to your lower abdomen. A cold breath tickles you ear. "And for that, i will exact vengeance."

#pie anon #yandere eula x reader #genshin impact #dark content #dead dove do not eat

[fruitytulip]

What is going on what is the pie anon what am I missing? Someone help please explain I’m so confused

#confused #what is pie anon #pie anon #pie anon? #what is it? #someone help #what is it about #please tell me #I’m so confused what this is some of the tags say mbs but I don’t know

[papermillll]

you are a very talented baker, pie anon :)

#pm’s posts #pie anon

[phtalogreenpoison]

pecan pie

OOHHHHH VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD SHOW.

(It's one of my favorites if made well!)

#pie anon #mysterious pie society #nom nom nom #very beautiful #very powerful

[my-fair-katie-of-the-lake]

I hope you like pie since I’m sending some your way! 💕💕🥧

I do love pie!

….is this the TMBS pie anon?

……..welcome to my Christian blog, whichever pie anon this is! 💙

#pie anon

[laymedowntorest]

How does Vanessa treats the animatronic on your smol guys AU? Does Ronnie love his job? How much is their paycheck? - 🥧

Beyond dealing with Sun’s kitten like demanding for attention and to be held, and Moon crawling all over her like a jumping spider, she treats them well. Delicately bc smol. But they do test her patience sometimes pft

Ronnie loves his job! It's easy beyond the clinging boys. But they’re more of a nuisance then any real problems. Outside smol guys au, depends really

Your guess how much their paycheck is! I imagine it's less then if the au took place in game, as there isnt as many threats of being hurt. 

#pie anon #ask #anon ask #my art #fnaf au #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf moon #fnaf sun #fnaf vanessa #art response

[echo-echo31]

Every day I think I've sent my most self-indulgent concept, and every day I somehow prove myself wrong.

The very brief original version of this pitch was "imagine Heist!Mark calling you Captain". Somehow things...escalated from there. If I felt more confident in my ability to write fully NSFW works, I would not leave this pitch hanging. For now, however, I suppose here is the theoretical intro for a faux fic. - 🥧

Captain.

Well, that's certainly new.

You had missed the rest of his words when you first heard the nickname, and a jolt of warmth runs through you now as you turn to face him.

"What?" You can't hide the flustered tone in your voice despite yourself, and it only makes his smug expression grow.

"I said, you really put on a show back there, Captain." You can't miss how he draws out the title; he knows exactly what he's doing, and you'd be lying if you said that didn't intrigue you more.

"And what brought this on?" He catches the playful inflictions in your tone, and it's incredible how quick you are to return the grin he gives you. You're more than eager to engage with this dance.

"I think you already know." He strides slowly towards you, his voice gradually becoming something akin to a whisper as his hands rest against your hips, gently guiding you closer to him. "You're always acting like you're the one in charge, Captain." It's hard to discern whether the hitch in your breath comes from the title that leaves him or how you can feel his breath against your neck, how you can feel him grin as he practically purrs, "I think we're forgetting who's the heart of our missions."

You almost lose yourself to his touch then, almost start to melt into the indulgence of him...but then you feel him falter slightly. You'd think it was another instant of him teasing you, if it wasn't for how you feel him start to pull back from you just slightly.

Perhaps, you realize then, you should show him just how in charge you are willing to be. You are quick to guide his touch to be firmer against you, and the way the words on his tongue fade to a gasp as you bring yourself flush against him is something beautiful.

"You know, maybe you're right about something." There's that smile again, a proud rumble of a laugh leaving him as you start to guide him backwards. "You may be the heart of this whole operation, I have to give credit where credit is due..." You pull back just enough to rest a hand against his chest as you speak, both emphasizing your point and gently pushing against the wall. "But I think we both know who's really calling the shots here, sweetheart."

Something in the way his breath hitches at your words makes you shiver against him. You have never seen his cheeks this flushed so close before, and it's a sight you hope you get to see more of in the future. His lips are parted slightly, practically breathless as you catch how his gaze lingers on your lips.

You tilt his head just slightly so he can meet your gaze properly. "Stop me if I'm going too far." There's something warm to his smile at your words, but it's quick to grow to something mischievous as the gap between you finally begins to close.

"You got it, Captain."

I swear Pie anon, I SWEAR

#echo answers #pie anon #cocky thief <3

[never-wake-up]

May I join in the pie anons and bring you meat pies?

Please do ! I'm starving :)

#are you yet another pie anon ? or just new on my blog? #7th pie anon hdjdkdksllzmzmz #the mysterious pie society #pie anon

[wxs-len-official]

//WHO'S READY FOR THE SAGA OF THE CENTURY

#ooc #pjsk #pie anon #kagamine len

[vbs-len-official]

I HATE MY LIFE

@pie-anon fuck you

#len-posting☕️ #pjsk #vbs #ooc tags: #//i rushed the edit im sorry i like forgot what i did last time #pie anon

[myfairkatiecat]

The pie anon thing is still fun right? like this fandom has seen a lot of drama in the past so I’m just checking in.

~Pie Anon I Guess But I Only Sent One

I think it’s still fun! And I think most others think it’s still fun as well! I’m assuming you’re referencing the Italian drama but I think everyone’s chill with this mysterious pie society stuff. (If not I’m tagging everything #pie anon if you’d like to block it and get it off of your dash lol)

#pie anon #mysterious pie society

[emotionally-intense-heavy]

Добрый день! Я вам испекла пирожков. :)

Спасибо тебе друг! :] Что ты положила в пирожки? (Thank you friend! :] What did you put in the pies?)

#heavy lore #tf2 #team fortress 2 #asks #heavy tf2 #tf2 heavy #pie anon

[slimeranch7]

I never knew I needed such an amazing story of a background NPC before...

Until now.

That was amazing! You beat that artist block with a vengeance!

- Pie/Lime anon (who forgot what nickname they picked last brainrot x.x Imma just stick with Pie)

I remember the first time meeting ying 'er in game and i was like holy shit her flirty personality actually rivals that of lisa's which is absurd. Then hyv dropped that alchemy event a while back and her interactions with timaeus just sealed the milf stamp on her

You'd be surprised how many Genshin npcs actually have milf energies. Like i had ideas with ayakas mom (yes her mom. I think her name was kamisato kayo) and Katarina (i think) from the chasm. And now that Genshin is beginning to flesh out their npcs even more my milf/gilf list is expanding as fast as the universe

I'm surprised you're still around pie anon, thank you for your patience . Like seriously thank you LOL.

And thanks to everyone who's also stuck around too :_)

#pie anon #ily thank you