biting
brought to my attention by a friend-
people dont BITE?
my friend was confronting me abt how my biting urges weird her out
“it’s not normal” she’s says
but likw
HUH
idk is it js her??
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My friends talking about their relationships:
Me:
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When your absolutely brilliant seduction plan goes awry (or the post above befuddles you so)
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So I had a dream that a bunch of animals were migrating through a city and for some reason a bunch of horses ended up galloping through a ruined castle or something like that when they grew like huge, maybe 5m tall, and turned black with red eyes. Anyway when they got to the main city the streets were covered in water, maybe an inch high, except for random rectangles maybe 1m by 2m, which were deeper. Everyone got scared of the horses and tried to push them into the water, but then it turned out they could swim. One of them came up to me, I was wearing a skintight black bodysuit, and I hopped on its back and rode away. When we got to the ruined castle, I dismounted, the city exploded, and the horse turned into a human guy who was REALLY hot. He looked at me and said
“Congratulations. That’s every one of them now.”
Then I woke up.
@one-time-i-dreamt
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I love you but I don't know what to do.
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Sesame Street (1969-Present)
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