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#Plo is neglecting his baby son
padawansuggest · 10 months
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Cody: I’m so tired of these assholes everyone post the dumbest shit ur Jedi does I’ll start: he’s a thumb sucker but not his own thumbs I keep waking up with his mouth attached to my hand it feels so wrong
Fox: I don’t have one but Palpatine asked me to wax his back for him once. I think that’s how he got that infection that killed him.
Cody: wow. Mine lookin better already.
Rex: Anakin keeps crying whenever we watch movies and then expect me to hold him he’s an actual infant, Soka keeps eating raw chicken around me and it makes me gag from smell, sound AND sight
Wolffe: mine forgot to cut the crusts off my sandwich once ☹️😖
Cody: a crime
Wolffe: im so neglected 😭
Bly: Aayla won’t let me parkour anymore it’s really boring around here she thinks I’m gonna hurt myself
Cody: considering you broke your leg like that last year, uhhhhh
Bly: it’s fine now!
Gree: Luminara won’t let me buy a boat. She said there aren’t any large bodies of water around Coruscant so there’s no point. What’s the point of having rights now if we can’t DREAM! Barriss is going though a phase where she keeps showing me ‘interwebs funnies’ and they aren’t actually funny but she laughs so hard so I just nod and say ‘uh-huh’.
Rex: ajfjeodhroebe ur such a dad wtf
Cody: And Rex would know. He’s very daddy shaped. But you got the Home Depot theme song playin around you at all times.
Gree: I don’t get it. This is like the funnies Barriss shows me :/
Cody: great news guys my dumb baby infant Jedi is perfect thanks for renewing my faith in him and his dumb baby infant antics 😌💅
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