#THANK U ANON HOLY SHIT!

[agustdiv1ne]

txt finding out you have an onlyfans...

OH FUCK. OKAY! i think all of them would be shocked in some capacity hmm let's get into it (rest of the members under the cut!)

yeonjun would find it when the two of you are still just friends, videos of you fucking open your pretty pussy with dildos that almost look too big for you to take. he subscribes before he even realizes it's you, mostly because you only ever posted things from the waist down, but one day you get bold and post a full body shot. your face is out of frame, but he could recognize that chain around your neck anywhere, the friendship necklace he gifted you all those years ago, dangling so prettily between your breasts as you ride a ridged dildo til your legs are quaking. it's in that moment that he realizes that he's been jerking off to you for months, imagining your pussy wrapped around his cock when he so desperately needs to get off, and god, he wants to fuck you so badly now, make you his. guilt begins to eat at him as he continues to stroke his aching cock to the video, your moans growing louder and more ruined — but when he hears you whisper his name, barely there if you weren't truly listening, he immediately spills all over his hand. fuck. fuck, you think about him when you're doing this — and suddenly the guilt inside him vanishes. you're his, and he's gonna show you the next time you come over

soobin would accidentally walk in on you filming yourself one day when he quietly entered your apartment since you gave him a spare key. poor baby, he'd immediately begin to apologize, slapping his hands over his eyes as he rushes to leave, but your pitchy whine of his name makes him pause. with his back facing you, he asks what you need, his cock growing painfully hard as you beg him to help you, that the small dildo that you're fucking yourself with isn't enough. "please soobin," you whine. "need you so bad." and fuck, okay, soobin's not gonna pass this opportunity up, not when he's been crushing on you for months now. he climbs into your bed, towering over you with cheeks as red as rubies, feeling as if he's dreaming — until the blinking red light from your camera catches his eye. he glances over at it, and you hurriedly explain what you do as a side hustle, scrambling to go to turn it off, but his big, strong hands stop you. looking back at him, you find his eyes have darkened, his presence looming over you as he tells you to keep it on. the next day, your highest tier subscribers get a video of soobin's head between your legs, hair covering his eyes as the obscene, wet noises of his tongue playing with your clit mix with your breathy moans

beomgyu (who's your roommate) would, similar to soobin, stumble upon you fingering yourself in front of a camera — but he'd go about it in a completely different way. he's such an icky, closeted perv, watching you through the crack in your barely open door as you fall over the edge, hiccupy sobs pouring from your lips as you overstimulate yourself. his cock twitches in his pants, and he takes no time shoving a hand beneath his boxers, stroking his cock at the same rhythm as the fingers plunging in and out of your walls, the sloppy sounds of your pussy pushing him towards release faster than he expected. it becomes routine, coming home quietly on days he knows that you film just to watch you — but you're not stupid, no, you know that he's been watching you...and so you leave your door open a little wider the next time, inviting him in and asking if he liked seeing all your content for free, asking him how he's gonna repay you...and when he takes the camera from your tripod, spreads your legs wide, and shoves his boxers to down to reveal his aching, red-tipped cock, you bite your lip and demand that he puts it in already. he becomes your personal cameraman as he fucks you, grunting out how his cock must be so much better than your smaller fingers, filming your fucked out expression as you beg for him to cum inside

you would ask taehyun what he thinks about onlyfans when your relationship with him starts to grow more serious, looking to gauge his reaction. he's smart, though; you should've known he would figure it out right after you ask him. "are you trying to tell me you have one?" he would ask with an eyebrow raised, and you lowkey freak out and say that it's just a hypothetical question. just from your reaction alone, it's so obvious that you do. while taehyun might be a little jealous, he's a lot more turned on at the thought, ordering you to come sit in his lap while he tells you that he doesn't mind if you do have one — he knows you'll always be loyal, after all. he trusts you. he asks questions about it, and as you tell him what kind of content you film, face growing hotter, you feel his cock harden beneath you, and then his hands begin to guide your hips over him. you stutter through your sentence when he bucks his hips up to grind his boner into your covered pussy, gasping as his motions grow more brazen. it ends with you dry humping him on your couch, exchanging slow, spit-slicked kisses until the both of you cum in your pants. a hand travels up to your throat before you can even catch your breath, his voice deep as he asks if you think your subscribers would like couple's content

kai is not as innocent as he seems, getting off to videos of women humping cute lil stuffies until they orgasm, clips of them playing with their tits until they're swollen and achy, one little touch can set them off...god, they're so hot, but all he can think about is you whenever he watches them, his cute, bubbly best friend. imagine his surprise when he finds your onlyfans one day — and that's the exact content you produce. the first video of you he stumbles upon is one of you playing with your clit at first, before you're sitting up on your knees and placing a stuffie between your legs and. wait. holy. fucking. shit. that's the one he gifted you last week. the one he sprayed with his cologne because you've told him how much you love it. kai's cock twitches at the sight, gulping as you begin to moan and whine, hips moving faster against the soft material until your crying, whispering that it's too much. he nearly cums untouched as you quake above the toy, toppling over the edge as your torso collapses into the bed, but you don't stop. not until you've cum three times just with his little gift. he's slack jawed, drool pooling under his tongue at the tantalizing sight of you spreading your lower lips to show the camera the sticky mess between your thighs. he subscribes immediately, hoping that you don't recognize his user, pengning02. with plans to hang out with you later that night, he's anxious the rest of the day — but when your hangout ends with your pussy smothering his face and your tongue dragging along his cock, kai realizes that maybe, just maybe, you need him just as badly as he needs you

#kinda went off on kai's holy shit #txt hard thoughts #txt hard hours #txt smut #🧨 — hard hours #agust.nsfw #this made my h word brainrot worse thank u anon #💌 — txt

[mushiewrites]

Ok, I went a little crazy thinking about this

Dream would absolutely loose his mind, stuck on his side, hogtied, cause there is absolutely no way he can protect his poor tummy, especially if his ler is sat behind him, holding him on his side so he can't roll on his front.

I can imagine Sap and George taking full advantage of this opportunity, not having to worry about accidental injuries caused by flailing.

"Can't take it cutie~?" You don't really have a choice~"

okay this. this has been sitting here for a while because Reasons <3 but holy cow. this concept? chefs kiss. dreams poor tummy 🫠

he'd have no way to escape or block anything...he's just completely at their mercy....

just imagine it.

somehow, george and sapnap convince dream to let them tie him up. they dont tell him how, but they give him the biggest puppy dog eyes and beg him nicely, praising him and telling him how he's always so good for them, and how much fun they have playing with him. and dream folds almost instantly. he can't say no to them, he loves them so so much!

and now he's on his side, hands behind his back, legs bent up and all four limbs tied together. sapnap is behind him with a grip on the rope, holding it down against the bed and preventing dream from turning over to block his now very open and vulnerable tummy. he whimpers when george appears in front of him, slowly lifting up his shirt and giggling nervously when he feels the cool air hit his skin

"what do we have here?"

and before dream can ask what george means, he feels light fingers tracing over his scar above his right hip. he jolts forward, a squeal flying out of him before he can stop it. sapnap uses his free hand to grab onto dream's right elbow, pushing down on it slightly to keep him still as george explores the dark purple lightning bolt along dreams skin. and strangely enough, dream has never been subjected to such light tickling there before. and it's...devastating, to say the least. he's thrashing as much as he can in such an immobilizing position, twitching his torso forward and back, moving his hips from side to side with the little leniency he has. but it's no use - george's light tickling just keeps going and going. and finally, when the fingers stop tracing, he's able to take in gulps of air. he thinks it's over.

then he feels fingertips tracing his lower tummy. he knows hes fucked. dream screams out when george circles the middle of his tummy, pleading and begging for the tickles to stop. but does george stop?

absolutely not.

george just giggles and adds his other hand into the mix, now squeezing up and down his sides as dream cries out in a panic. george moves his fingers over the sides of dream's tummy and it makes him shriek, and now he's really moving between the two. sapnap sits up on his knees and leans his body weight over dream's limbs, successfully stopping him from moving at all. now george is free to explore the rest of dreams tummy, paying close attention to the edges of his bellybutton as he traces a finger around it. dream is in shambles. he has tears in his eyes and his face is bright red from laughing so hard. he can't plead, he can't beg, he can only laugh and laugh and laugh as his poor little tummy is tortured with tickles.

they're both teasing him, telling him how cute he is, pointing out how awful it must be to not be able to move, to be stuck, forced to take the tickling.

"look at him trying to get away, sapnap! he's so cute, thinking he can escape!"

"where are you trying to go, cutie? you're stuck here with us - you're stuck with the tickles."

"his tummy is jumping! that must mean he likes it!"

then george changes tactics. he goes back to lightly tracing over dream's lower tummy again, and dream is near hysterics. george know's he can't possibly take much more, but there's no safeword said, and he's always one to push the limits anyway, so he continues.

george finds the spot just above his hips and presses his thumbs in deep, making slow circles and driving dream to silent laughter. not even a second later his safeword is called, and finally the torment is over. sapnap works on untying him while george runs a hand through his hair, praising him and cooing over how good of a job he did, how well dream took the tickles, how good he is

dream's curls are a mess from flailing and shaking his head against the sheets. his cheeks are wet with tears from his laughter, and george uses both thumbs to wipe them away, rubbing soothingly under his eyes on his upper cheekbones. when he's finally untied, sapnap and george rub where the rope was securing him, gently soothing his wrists and ankles with gentle touches and plenty of kisses. this of course sends dream into light giggles, and the two can't help but pull him in a big cuddle pile, continuing to play with his hair as they hold him close. they take turns kissing his cheeks, his temples, the top of his head - anywhere they can to make him blush. they trace over his back, and within minutes dream is asleep, too exhausted to threaten the revenge they both know is coming.

#sleepy anon #asks #lee!dream #ler!george #ler!sapnap #mushie concepts / hcs #....so i might've gotten a little carried away :D #but its fiiiiiiine hes fine #dream loves the torture i promise!!!! #i actually made my own stomach flip writing this #whoopsie #also thank u cal baby for encouraging me and believing that i could actually write something AND for proof reading this as always #and sleepy thank you for the ask holy shit #mcyt tickle

[bastardbvby]

Here's a fun game: if you had to assign an Avatar the Last Airbender character to each of the MunchyMc peeps, who would they be?

🌿

SLAY LETS DO THIS!

dream: aang/zuko

george: mai

sapnap: suki

bad: uncle iroh

sam: sokka

puffy: june

ant: princess yue

velvet: toph

sylvee: ty lee

hannah: katara

punz: hakoda

skeppy: momo

#my best friend and i love atla so much this was so so so fun to do holy shit #thank u anon <3 #asks #FAV

[awholeclxwn]

I'm loving your art and your color theory so hecking much.

Don't ever let anyone bring you down, you're amazing.

this is literally so sweet thank you SOOO much im shaking you ofmhteikwnd

#awholeclxwn #ask! #anon asks!! #anon!! #like holy shit this is soid hfhrhejdjd #thank you!! #chewing on u affectionately

[kmagsy-moved]

Okay so I was surprised to learn that you didn't know about Kevin's love confession for Romain, so I decided to find other posts on Tumblr to share with you in case you hadn't seen them either 😅 don't want you to miss out on the crumbs that are actually there 💖

Like Romain telling Danish TV that he loves Kevin, on his farewell video: https://at.tumblr.com/iknowwhatiamdoing/romain-grosjean-saying-goodbye-to-kevin-magnussen/qe0qs8n2u9np

And here in 2019 I think: https://at.tumblr.com/justgifittomebaby/hungarian-gp-press-conference/egsd5tqc8sz3

Kevin talking about missing Romain after his accident: https://at.tumblr.com/iknowwhatiamdoing/robinfrijns1-x/b56j49w1md83

Romain and Kevin traveling together: https://at.tumblr.com/iknowwhatiamdoing/two-bros-chillin-in-a-plane-five-feet/z8mbfm1b3mq5

Romain and Kevin meeting up 2021: https://at.tumblr.com/guanyu-ilott/grosjeanromain-just-two-old-friends-talking/azkcplzniz58

Kevin talking with Romain in Miami 2022: https://at.tumblr.com/andrelottering/i-love-crumbs/7gvuupdiakks

Kevin and Romain meeting up after his accident and having the best comments after: https://at.tumblr.com/sebchalmaxiel/i-miss-these-two-together-tbh/unz9bt8dvxkf

Other stuff:

Kevin talking about wanting to kiss Gary his engineer when he got points in Hungary 2020 (Micks engineer this 2022 season): https://at.tumblr.com/iknowwhatiamdoing/624087742361550848/9cf1xks1pl1l

Kevin talking about the contrast of going from day care to f1: https://at.tumblr.com/iknowwhatiamdoing/kevin-magnussen-about-very-suddenly-being-back-in/fkiz8clth1h7

This interview where Kevin talks about Romains accident and seem quite upset. The interview is in Danish but translated below by op: https://at.tumblr.com/iknowwhatiamdoing/kevin-i-dont-see-anything-happen-it-happens/uicp92ut5ztu

I probably missed a lot, and you have likely seen most, but anyway here you go 😅💖

hey. hey . ur like. literally my favorite person the fact you went out of your way to compile this ???? thats.... i love you

#LIKE THANK U !! i have seen some of this but IT STILL MEANS THE WORLD LIKE #holy shit this was so thoughtful #fave* #inbox #romainkev #anon

[sukugo]

here's the link to watch jjk jump festa red stage on 16 dec, 12.10pm JST! https://youtube.com/live/pdVIFkVSQ1E not sure why wsj_manga didn't tweet out the links this year but yeah. i had to look it up on youtube myself. i hope you got to my message in time!

link

OH SHIT ANON I FORGOT THANK U SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖

#f.ask #i saw this earlier in the day but i was busy so forgot. just saw this again rn. thank uuuuuuuuuuuu #it's ao no exorcist time rn!!! #it's dubbed :o #dont like it a lot with the voicever but well better than no subs haha #WAIT NOOOOOOOOOO I MISSED JJK #AND BY SO LITTLE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #IT WAS JUST BEFORE THIS #OTL #holy shit seven years since ao ex s2..........fr that felt like it was yesterday wtf #dasjfdshfjdshf anyways yeah im watching it hehe #<3 #gonna add more thoughts here bc why not :D #dont know how i feel bout ao ex s3's artstyle 🙈 #it's very different to the prev seasons. #also love how we still got uverworld openings haha <3 it's gonna be another banger i know it #but fr im so 😭 about missing jjk i wanted to see suwabe and nakamura!!!!!!!!!!! :c #and u told me since so long before too 😭😭 sowwy anon 😔 ive failed u #but anyways. gonna watch the replay later when we get it #and it wont have the voiceover so i guess it's kinda cool hahha #so i can hear properly hear their voices <3

[mymp3]

hi! its a delight to see that you have been enjoying minat + ryoj (and p3 in general), your tags and art just capture the essence of what makes them enjoyable...! anyways. did you know that the p3 mangaka previously made a ryomina doujin? cant send links but if u google "ryomina sogabe" u should be able to find it! have a nice day o/

FUCKING WHAT?

#thank you for the ask anon! #compendiumnotebook #IM RUNNING TO GOOGLE AS WE SPEAK HOLY SHIT I ALMOST THEEW UP IN MY MOUTH #FUCK I WISH YOU WOULDNT OF TOLD ME THIS ANON #IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE PAST HOUR IM CRYING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO #WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME ACTUAL HEART ATTACK #i was feeling so down. so blue. but literally how am i supposed to feel any emotion when this pops into my ask box? #like fuckinf what? #wHATTTT #WHATTTTTTTTT #im standing on top of mt everest rn #i don't even wanna read any 18+ stuff like id rather not #i just wanna see if the mangaka has em hold hands or lean on each other #oh im gonna fucking throw up im crying this is too funny #'have a nice day" YOU HAVE CAUSED ME CRAZY AMOUNTS OF BRAIN DISEASE #oh someone just put me down already #HOW DO I POST THIS POST HOW DO I JUST SEND IT OFF #. #also i just wanna take a moment to say sorry if im not responding right away to things (not to u anon but ppl in general) #life has been in various extreme rough patches #its very tough for me rn. #so bare with me #um anyways #uh #ha #i feel like im going a little loopy #thank you for the sweet compliments at the beginning #im glad you lik e my art and tags s #they make me very happy #also it's fun to dissect them in regards to the story and it's themes

[narutoheritageposts]

hii your estimates of the deactivated posts are actually pretty spot on !! if you want the exact date of them you can turn on the "show time" option or something in settings

WHAT??!? THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME ABOUT THIS :D!!!!

#gonna go edit some post timestamp hehe #holy shit! #you just made my job sm easier thank u sweet anon #ask #anon #not a heritage post

[daydadahlias]

Jess every time I see Luke on a magazine cover I need 48 hours to recover how is he so PRETTY

i literally DO NOT KNOW!!! He was just made to be a cover star.

These in particular for me are the holy trinity of Luke Hemmings in his cover model era:

#honorable mention ofc to the dscene cover because of the FULL DENIM #but these in particular hit DIFFERENT for me #the euphoria one.... #wow it gets me every time #THIs MAN #THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i love luke asks thank u for sharing ur thoughts #im going to need so much time to calm down btu WOWOWOWOWOWO #HE IS !! ETHEREAL !! #bro home boy is divine #homeboy is faefolk like holy shit #pigeon #anon #the euphoria one will always reign supreme to me. #she IS the moment #he's wearing cow pants clearly im biased #fuck i should reblog the euphoria shoot it's soooo #y'all i was looking to reblog the euphoria shoot and i coudlnt find the cow pants and for a second i felt like i invented them #i felt insane #but no they're real #he was wearing cow pants #swear on my life

[cantsaythetword]

I walked beside my friends Crow and Michael, lost in my own world. Crow was being a little shit, as usual, and I made sure to give him a few quick tickles as punishment. He’s so much fun when you tickle him! And I love his laugh, it’s adorable. Michael and I exchanged glances, and while Crow was distracted we quickly texted our plans.

It was 9:30 AM, perfect. As we finished and prepared to split up, I casually asked Crow what he was up to today. He cheerfully told me he wasn’t doing anything after 3. Perfect.

“Did you want to do something?” He asked.

“Yeah.” I nod. “Tonight, at 7, we’re going to hold you down and tickle you until you forget your own name.” I grinned as he stopped dead, his eyes widening. “See you tonight, bud.” With that, we split up, leaving Crow frozen on the sidewalk.

I had so much fun teasing Crow the rest of the day. If I texted him about anything, I’d finish off with “See you at 7!” and if I happened to see him, I’d mime tickling him with my hands, enjoying his reactions. Michael did the same thing, and at one point when we happened to run into him we both pretended to go for his ribs, enjoying his reactions. I’m not sure if Crow told his girlfriend, but she didn’t say anything to us so I took that as her permission.

Michael and I took Crow for dinner at 5, and deliberately didn’t tease him then. I could see the nervousness in his eyes as he looked at us, clearly debating whether or not to ask about it and wondering if we were serious or not.

I invited them over to my apartment, and lured Crow by telling him about a movie I thought he’d love. We got there about 6:30, and Crow’s eyes immediately landed on my coffee table. I had set it all out; a few different feathers, a couple hairbrushes with different degrees of softness, a paintbrush, and two toothbrushes (one regular, one electric). I could see his eyes widen, but I put an arm over his shoulder and gently guided him to the couch. He wasn’t getting out of this one.

As we talked and put on YouTube videos, I could see Crow’s eyes going from the clock to the table to us and back around constantly. When it hit 6:55 he visibly tensed, and at 6:58 I could see him twitch every time we moved. He didn’t know that I’d deliberately recorded a new alarm to say “It’s time to Tickle Crow!” and set it to go off at 7.

Michael got him into a talk about something, and it seemed to work. Crow got distracted speaking to him as the clock went to 6:59, and went slowly, slowly, slowly…and my alarm went off.

Instantly, my hands were on Crow’s ribs and Michael went for his stomach mid-sentence. Crow exploded into giggles, and we carefully eased him onto the floor, not letting up for a moment! I pinned his arms over his head and pulled up his shirt, and together Michael and I started slowly counting his ribs.

“No!” Crow laughed hysterically. “You g-g-guys suck!” He choked out.

“Oops, we lost count. Time to restart!” I teased him. I looked at Michael. “Hey, pass me the toothbrush, will you?”

Ignoring Crow’s protests, I slowly began scrubbing at his ribs, and running the bristles into his armpits and over his belly button, enjoying his desperate laughter and pleading.

Michael, meanwhile, had sat on Crow’s legs and pinned his feet, and I could see Crow's socks tossed aside. Michael was playing with the hairbrushes and running them over Crow’s feet using different techniques. Slowly, methodically, up and down, back and forth, testing to see which spots and hairbrushes worked best on him.

“Dude, check this out!” I told Michael eagerly, then ran the toothbrush over a particularly good spot on Crow’s ribs.

“Nice! This hairbrush is the best for his feet.” Michael showed me the one he meant.

“Cool. Switch places and try the feathers?” I offered.

Michael nodded eagerly, and we switched spots. Crow made a half-hearted attempt to stop us, but he was gasping for air and his face was bright red, so we easily got him pinned again. This time Michael and I were facing each other to target Crow’s torso together. I had plans for his feet, but I’d leave those until the end. I wanted to surprise him.

We took the feathers, and Michael began running them around Crow’s neck and into his armpits, making slow, careful circles to maximize the effect. Crow was adorable, scrunching his shoulders up and shaking his head. Meanwhile, I just He was beyond protesting now. He’d learned to accept his fate, and just laughed and laughed. Michael and I kept up a steady stream of conversation, talking about work and plans and upcoming trips, with Crow’s hysterical laughter the perfect background noise. Every few minutes he’d make a really funny noise, so we’d take a moment to talk about how effective the feathers were.

So far, the feathers were my favourite. The toothbrush had been good, and the hairbrushes were really effective, but the feathers seemed to take Crow to a whole new level.

Finally, I turned and took Crow’s feet, ignoring his feeble “No!” that he managed to gasp out. I began running the feather up and down his soles, dipping the tip of the feather between his toes a few times and enjoying his shrieks.

I put it down and picked up the regular toothbrush again, while Michael stuck with the feather on Crow’s neck and armpits. I began scrubbing his feet, enjoying his wails and laughter. He wasn’t even struggling anymore, all he could do was laugh and laugh. So far he seemed to be handling it well, but I was listening in case he started coughing or choking.

Finally, we stopped for a few minutes and I looked at Crow. He was gasping for air, and his face was a fantastic shade of red. There was a deranged grin on his face. We took a bottle of water and helped him have a drink, and he fell back onto the floor. It was like he was boneless.

“All good, bud?” I asked him.

He nodded weakly. I could tell he couldn’t move yet.

“Good.” I nod, and Michael and I took our places again. “Now for the finale!”

I could just hear Crow’s gasp of shock before Michael put the paintbrush into his belly button with one hand and used his other hand to keep the feather going around Crow’s neck and ears.

Crow exploded into adorable laughter again, but I was ready. I took the electric toothbrush and turned it on, then tested it on my hand. Perfect.

I reached down, took Crow’s big toes, and pulled them back, keeping his foot taught and ready. Then I lowered the toothbrush and put it right onto his toes.

Crow actually screamed with laughter, bucking madly on the floor. Michael and I kept it up, enjoying his frantic laughter. I ran the toothbrush over each of his toes with excruciating thoroughness, making sure to get every spot on every toe. Michael had thoroughly explored Crow’s neck and bellybutton by now.

I looked at the clock, and we’d been going for a while, so we finally, reluctantly stopped and got off him.

Crow just lay there, thoroughly wrecked beyond all imagining. I knelt by his head and carefully sat him  up. He felt like he didn’t have bones. Michael gave him some water and we just let him breathe.

“So, what’s your name?” I asked.

Crow shook his head weakly, and Michael and I high-fived. Mission accomplished.

AGDKAGDKAGDKAHDK WHA-??? HUH????? THIS????? I-?????

WHO CAME INTO MY ASK BOX AND WROTE A WHOLE ASS ME-FIC ????? (/pos)

AHDKAHDKAHD I HAVE NO WORDS OMFG I FEEL CALLED OUT AND ABSOLUTELY READ AND I CANNOT EXPLAIN THE THOUGHTS AHFLAHDKAHDKH

#ask #anon #anon holy shit this is actually like incredibly well written just in general #insane work afkhadkhsd thank u so much #this will live in my head rent free for the rest of my days

[cynical-cy]

I went to check out your blog but the mobile app glitched and put your banner directly in the center of my screen with the ass front and center for 10 seconds then the app crashed

the power of my ass is great enough to fell app functionality, y'all heard it here first

#cyspeaks #ask #holy shit this made me laugh really hard thank u anon

[mushiewrites]

So I had this image, of (cc!s btw) Dream sitting on Punz’s hips, pinning his hands with his knees, and pressing the left side of his face into the carpet. Dream has one of Sylvee's softest make up brushes and is having the time of his life using it all over Punz's ear, jawline and face. Feeling him kick behind him, watching his nose scrunch when he'd target his nose. He'd occasionally grab his jaw and turn him to the other side so they got equal treatment, if Punz managed to shake his head out of Dream's grip he'd let out a surprised and 'offended' gasp and he'd snatch one of his flailing legs, pulling it so when he leaned back it was slightly infront of him, and ruthlessly attacking his knees, both over and under, yelling of his "tortured screams" to put his head back where he had it. And as punishment he'd go back to his ears and add his tickly scalp and make him say things like "Say 'Dream, I want you to tickle my *spot name*" or "Say I'm the best tickler and I'm your favorite, say it nice and loud so Sapnap and Foolish hear you"

hi hello I'm so sorry these asks are taking forever!

but omg.........this concept is Good

firstly okay I think that Punz is super sensitive to soft tks! Especially on his dumb lil face and ears and neck!!! I can picture Dream's huge ass hand just pressing down on Punz's head by his temple with just enough pressure to keep him down, dragging a fluffy makeup brush along Punz's jawline and under his chin and over his cheeks and his cute lil nose ):

and Punz would just be doing these lil giggles, kicking his legs behind dream and switching between telling him off and begging because he can't decide which will influence dream more and the whole time he's praying either is working bc he's not sure how much more he can take from that damn blush brush

but his relief from the makeup brush comes in the form of knee squeezes, which is ten times worse for him, and now he's screaming instead of giggling and dream is laughing with him because his reactions are absolutely ridiculous, and then he's trying to get punz to say all sorts of flustering things that he downright refuses to say

that is, until dream threatens to call sap and foolish for help ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#sleepy anon #asks #thank u for being so patient sleepy #also the whole 'say it loud so sap and foolish can hear you' thing???? #holy shit #thats good #thats insane but its GOOD #mushie concepts / hcs

[ice-sculptures]

mission cheer-up: arm wrestling edition

round 1:

match #1: el vs dustin

match #2: lucas vs max

match #3: will vs mike

round 2:

the winners of match #1 and match #2 face off

round 3:

the winner of match 1, round #3 faces off against the winner of round 2

results?

hello lovely anon!!

round 1:

match #1: el vs dustin - she is will's sister and is thus not above cheating. she subtly uses her powers to push back against dustin and overpowers him. he doesn't notice that her nose is bleeding.

match #2: lucas vs max - max wins easily due to her many many years of practice, demolishing her classmates in california.

match #3: will vs mike - neither of them are particularly athletic, but will wins out by the slightest margin.

round 2:

el vs. max: el decides to be fair and doesn't use her powers on max. because el is her favorite, max tries to go easy on el for a bit, but eventually it becomes clear that max is much stronger and wins.

round 3:

max beats will, no contest!!! and tbh, i think max could go up against anyone in the extended party and easily win 👍🏼

#mission cheer-up is so sweet holy shit 🥹 #thank u!!! #answered #anon

[bastardbvby]

If you're interested in watching full episodes of taskmaster NZ (or UK because they upload them right after the episode instead of having to wait for them to come into the taskmaster yt channel) look up ozmartian on YouTube - they post links on their community page after every episode

THANK YOU THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg ive just been watching the clips the comedians post on tiktok but i would love to watch full episodes u are a blessing anon.....

#i need to see more of david correos holy shit hes so funny #asks #thank u anon <3

[catboy-kakashi]

please please talk to us about actual canary jimmy and those flour bastards

AH. okay well. If u insist

Okay im typing this on my phone as i pass out so pls excuse any mistypes and long winding sentences. This is a stream of consciousness that youve just uncorked my friend

ANYWAY. I really really love canary-and-coal-miner team rancher art, right? And i love birds, and strip mining in minecraft, so i thought. Well! What if i came up with a funny little au where tango is a coal miner and jimmy is his little canary buddy?

Of course, actual coal mining is very scary, and i only write funny goofy things, so this is Mined Craft™️ coal mining. Anyway, tango takes up a job working for some unnamed mining company working under TFC, since i love his mining videos

I havent decided which other hermits to include yet? Im def including grian, joel, and lizzy, since theyre often featured in jimmy’s non-minecraft videos. I dont want to include too many and risk bogging down the story bc i get too caught up in writing accurate voices for everyone, but i might also write in some cameos of bdubs and etho or something. I want to include scott but im afraid i wont be able to properly balance a characterization of him hamming up on the “why yes my ex husband DID disappear under mysterious circumstances and i got most of his items. Why do you ask :)” facade while also deep down being quite sad and upset about jimmy just vanishing off the face of the earth. And then if i DID balance it properly im afraid it would come off more angsty than intended

ANYWAY. Uh. I dont know much lore about hermitcraft bc im still catching up on the lore-heavy videos (i like to just listen to people build/design things while i strip mine in my own world), but i’m thinking there’s enough wacky magic hijinks that i could justify my idea

My idea being that jimmy actually wasnt ALWAYS a canary, he wound up getting turned into one due to [redacted] (bc i havent come up with that part yet and am not particularly pressed to do so). Jimmy used to be a canary hybrid but now he’s full canary - still the same on the inside, but now he’s a tiny bird that loves to cause problems

None of his friends know this happened to him, or else they would have been working hard to get him back to normal. Instead, grian notices two things about this particular canary: he’s way more belligerent and vocal than the other canaries, hardly acting like a prey animal at all, and he seems to be prone to winding up in the parts of the mine that get gas leaks. He’s actually starting to get concerned that this poor little bastard bird has brain damage at this point and thats why hes Like That

So, anyway, grian and the others start calling this canary Timmy, bc it kind of reminds them of their missing friend who was also a canary hybrid and a little shit with terrible luck. They tend to keep timmy on the sidelines bc theyre worried hes been through too much and dont want him passing out anymore

Then, along comes tango! Tango, a blazeborn, is of course a major safety risk inside of a mine where gas leaks and combustibles are common. they trust him well enough to be careful and not blow himself up, but they also cant send him down the usual mineshafts, so they have him working mostly near the deepest parts of the cave, away from the coal veins and closer to the lava pits that he can withstand easier, so he winds up mining alone for the most part

And they think, hey, this is perfect! Now we have someone we can send timmy with so that he’s not cooped up all day. So tango winds up spending several hours a day just exploring deep caves and talking to himself, hanging out with this weird little bird that grian and joel love to bully

Anyway, long story short, this is me indulging in my own personal love of tiny animals and basically writing about tango going “ive had timmy for one day but if anything happened to him i’d blow this place up with myself in it”. Its just dumb little fluffy stuff like jimmy and tango doing back and forth whistle calls (jimmy of course being safely tucked away in an oxygen chamber the whole time), tango absolutely decking his room out with lots of perches and things bc he noticed jimmy hates cages, and tango spending his free time walking around with a bird nestled in his hair

Mostly this is just snapshot scenes in my head, stuff like grian explaining to tango how timmy got his name and what not. But yea this has been taking over my brain for weeks now!!!! Please help me i still need to finish my other wips!!!!!!!!!!

#can u tell im unmedicated 😔 #AHHHHHH im like actually shaking bc my brain got so excited to dump all that shit out thank u for indulging me ajhsjsbbsn #anyway. i love those funny guys they mean everything 2 me #holy shit ouuuuuu i need to go drink water now #anon im kissing u so sweetly pls feel free to message me off anon i do not bite usually #​ camtankerous is whining #long post

[nymphiess]

the jenga thing didn't happen in 2002, it was after 9/11 😭 ig ppl didn't want to try to bring down other structures? idk

OH SHIT OK THANKS I FORGOT ABOUT 9/11

#oh my FUCKING gods I actually forgot that happened holy shit #ask #answered #ask answered #thank u sm anon