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URGEGNT MESSAGE
ANY BAD GOTH BITCHES HAVE SOMETHING COMFORTING TO TELL ME A MOTHERFUCKER NEED IT
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From the fmod cast, who would watch Barbie and who would watch Oppenheimer 😏
Personally, I would go for Barbie
omg- wait...
I wanna say a haha funny and say that Optimus would watch Barbie... But honestly, OP probably wouldn't watch either? He's just the grumpy guy that just wants to read his goddamn news paper and be left alone.
Bee would 100% watch Barbie. Like- dude... Come on...
Arcee would watch Oppenheimer, CliffJumper would be the one on the movie date that's like that one scene from Twilight- you know what I'm talking about?? Where Belle is in the theater watching Face Punch, and Jacob is on one side and Mike is on the other?? Right and- and Mike totally just vomits because it's too gory?? That would be CliffJumper. He'd be the Mike. He'd TOTALLY be the Mike.
IronHide would watch Barbie. If you have a problem you can take it up with my lawyer.
Ratchet would watch Oppenheimer. Like all jokes aside, he totally would.
Jazz? He'd be an ADHD kid that has like three computer screens and has both of the movies playing on either side screen and a weird youtube video in the middle talking about the newest FNAF game... You can't change my mind... Omg now I wanna talk about what kind of like mental disorders everyone would have... Wait... Hmmm... Bee obviously has an eating disorder, Jazz would have ADHD... Hmm... I'll think about it more in depth if someone asks.
Mirage would watch Oppenheimer because he wants to be seen as tough, but in reality he's just
... I WILL watch Barbie. I WILL watch Barbie. I WILL watch Barbie. I WILL watch Barbie...
#this made me laugh way too hard#I had to pause my music and stop writing so I could answer this#this question was URGANT#I needed to answer it NOW#it's important info#what can i say#related to fmod#god i love asks
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"russians are homophobic" then explain THIS
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Eurovision Fact #212:
In 2009, there were separate hosts for the Semi-Finals and the Grand final.
Natalya Vodyanova, a famous supermodel, and Andrey Malakhov, a famous TV host, presented the Semi-Finals. Alsou, famous singer and Russia's 2000 representative, and Ivan Urgant, a TV star, hosted the Grand Final.
[Sources]:
Moscow 2009, Eurovision.tv.
Stockholm 2000 Participants: Alsou, Eurovision.tv.
'Exclusive: The hosts of the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest!' Eurovision.tv.
#esc facts oc#esc#eurovision#eurovision song contest#eurovision facts oc#esc 2009#Natalya Vodyanova#Andrey Malakhov#Ivan Urgant#Alsou#esc 2000
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I'm bored out of my mind pls send asks
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movie theatres in california just dont have those little LED strips on the steps that make them visible to you when they hit the lights off and thats cazy cause movie theatre steps are also not your average step length so every step in those fuckass theatres is me trying to feel for the edge as i get down cause i refuse to evee trip and fall and hurt myself in a theatre because california health system is the most dogshit ive ever seen because their emergency rooms, urgant care, general practice, and pharmancy are all in different buildings 5-8 min drives from each other and california drivers are so nasty that i just know that commuting between those buildings will get me sidechecked eventually because i almost got caved into in a fedex parking lot and the last thing i need on top of california medical bills and a broken leg is to get rammed into by someone drivinv expires plates whos gonna disappear into murder mountain when i try bringing them to court for destroying my rib cage it wouldnt happen for like 8 months because the singular courthouse wants to worry more about putting homeless people behind bars than it wants to get me $500 and a shitty day in court to fix $40,000 worth of ribs while im waddling around on one good leg cause my movie theatre fall took my other one out in a way where i definitely need a wheelchair but getting my house wheelchair proofed would take 10 years of working at my part time job that would probably let me go because im in a wheelchair and took more time off than 3 days ti recover from taking a tumble down the movie theatre steps all because they didnt insert LEDs to the side od the steps
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Switching expectations: we need to switch RIGHT NOW because only this One Specific Headmate can handle this URGANT situation
Switching reality: Ew we got an eyelash in our eye… Fae can you take front for a minute? I don’t wanna deal with it :(
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To: random tumblr user
From: the desk of the office of the 45th president of the United States
CC: URGANT SUPPORT NEEDED
FWD: [email protected]
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October Prompts Day 5: Autumnal
GN Fuct Robin (they/them); GN Reader (you/your)
Words: 671
“Are you sure?”
You wave a hand at Robin, as if you can bat their worries right out of the air. “I’m sure. I’m fine. I need the exercise. And it’s the perfect day out! Leaves turning, clear skies. It’d be a waste to stay indoors.”
“Let me go with you, at least.”
You have half a mind to argue, but the words die in your throat as Robin gives you a pleading look. It’s strange, seeing your friend like this. Their face is older, more adult, but it’s the same look they’d give you when you’d slide a hand over their crotch in the middle of the canteen. Begging, loving, desperate.
“If you’re sure it won’t interfere with your work.”
Robin is across the office before you can even finish your sentence. You have to fight the urge to flinch, a sudden movement like that in this room. Memories, nightmares, were etched into the walls. But, you’d get over that, eventually. You’re sure you would. This was Robin’s office now, their orphanage. Things were different. Better, you hoped.
Orphans scatter when they see Robin coming down the hall. Robin waves it off when you question it, saying they’re just all busy getting ready for Halloween, but there’s an edge to their tone that bothers you. Robin never was a good liar. Not to you, at least. But you let the thought roll off you, water off your back. You let yourself focus on how Robin keeps a protective arm around you, helping support you as you’re still weak from your long stay in the hospital.
The walk to the park takes longer than you remember, but you also aren’t able to walk as fast. It also feels…safer. Maybe it was because you were older, maybe it was because you were with someone. You didn’t care, enjoying the walk with Robin.
The park hasn’t changed much in ten years. The trees taller, the benches worn.
“Here,” Robin says, guiding you to one of the newer looking benches, “let's take a break.”
You don’t fight them on it, grateful that you didn’t have to admit that you might have pushed yourself too much already just by walking to the park.
“Remember when you used to set up a drink stall there,” you say, nodding to a spot near the center of the park.
“Yeah,” Robin says, a fond look in their eyes.
“Remember when those kids threw snowballs at us and we ended up hiding behind the stall?”
They laugh, the sound making your heart swell in your chest. It’s the first time you’ve heard Robin laugh since you woke up. “Those punks. I used to hate them but then I got to spend time with you and…”
They trail off, lapsing into a comfortable silence.
A gentle wind stirs the leaves on the ground, making them dance in small, swirling circles.
You jump as the silence is broken, Robin’s phone going off in their pocket.
“Fuck,” they mutter, glancing at the screen, “I have to take this.”
You hum in acknowledgment, sighing as Robin leaves the bench and takes a step away from you to take the call. You can’t really hear what they say, voice low and urgant as they talk into the phone.
It’s the gruff, “Just get it done,” that catches your attention. It was something Bailey used to say, in almost the exact same tone. Hearing it come from Robin makes you grow cold, but then they’re back at your side, giving you the same soft smile that you’ve always known, and you let yourself forget it. You let out a content sigh, leaning into their side, appreciating their warmth, their presence. A single orange leaf drifts down in front of you, coming to rest on your knee. Letting out a small laugh, you tilt your head back, looking at the perfect, blue sky.
“It’s beautiful,” you murmur.
You can see Robin staring at you out of the corner of your eye as they agree, “It is.”
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i genuanly adore humanity.
i was diagnosed with depression finally last week and am on an urgant track to medication but humanity fills me with love.
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Публика ликовала: Иван Ургант вернулся на сцену после бойкота
Ведущий совсем скоро возобновит работу на телевидении.
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Dress code for Masons at the Evening Urgant show.. Or black white red, there are no more beautiful colors..
Дресс код масонов на шоу Вечерний Ургант.. Или черный белый красный, нет цветов пре��расней..
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URGANT WHAT ARE LOW CALORIE FOODS MY PARENTS KEEP ASKING ME LOW CAL FOODS AND MY MUM THINKS IM ANA
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