#WE'RE BOTH DEAF GODDAMMIT

[xelles-archive]

we had another ridiculous conversation again, now "hosi" is going to jose's nickname list and "shanon" is going to mine. 😔

#ok listen. here's how it started- #i'm REALLY geedy tonight for some reason. idk why but i kept jumping around and making sudden movements #and y'know how fili//pinos tend to say like 'ikaw kasi' out of nowhere even tho there's no reason for them to say it at all?? #in context 'ikaw kasi' can mean 'this is your doing' #but it depends on the sentence! #but jose misheard and repeated it as 'hosi? what do you mean hosi?' #THEN I LAUGED SO HARD BECAUSE HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND TAGALOG MWJIAHAHHAHAHAHA #afterwards he also asked what's the tagalog for 'shadow' #..... but i misheard it as well and repeated it as 'shanon?' #jose: ...xelle i said shadow- #me: oh. *descends to the underground* #WE'RE BOTH DEAF GODDAMMIT #haha look at hosi and shanon laughing at each other again 🤡 #that was so funny tho ngl KWBWIEKNDCCL #xelle.gushes #⚓ my captain hook

[toutallyahoe]

Nerves ~ Bakugou Katsuki (Boku No Hero Academia)

requested by: --

pairing(s): bakugou katsuki x male reader

warnings: cursing,

a/n: this had been in my drafts for a long time so i had finished it weeks ago. now enjoy this shit

also i havent touched any bnha content for awhile now so forgive me for my lack of knowledge on it lmao ive been focusing on haikyuu!! and now solo leveling and its... chaos

It was a calming day for the 1-A class of Yuuei. The students were doing well, chatting up with friends for the most social of the class while others minded their own business by either dozing off in their seats until the bell rang for lunch to finish or just sitting there, reading a book or two.

There wasn't no drama nor any of the other class' announcing they'll beat them to a pulp. There was no problems with villains aswell as just the regular lessons of Yuuei. No pop quizzes (which Kaminari Denki and Ashido Mina cry in relief) nor hard lessons at all.

Yes, it was a calm, peaceful day for the 1-A class.

"THAT'S FUCKING IT!"

Well, it was a calm, peaceful day for the 1-A class.

Almost all of the class looked at the direction of the scream to see Bakugou Katsuki being, well, himself. Kaminari Denki and Kirishima Eijirō looked at everyone with embarrassed looks and apologetic smiles. Seeing that it was merely Katsuki having his usual outburst again, the rest went back to doing their own thing, minding their own business.

The classroom president though, Iida Tenya, chided at the ash blond's outburst. The blue haired male was unfortunately ignored which made Tenya a bit saddened and was immediately cheered up by Midoriya Izuku.

But back to the ash blond. It seemed like Katsuki started to venomously glared at the [Hair color] haired student who passed by him awhile ago. His lips turned into a sneer as he forcefully shoved his hands on the green pants pockets.

Kirishima Eijirō gaved a questioning glance at his abrasive friend and was about to ask when the explosive ash blond continued on. "I am going to fucking tell him!"

'Okay, what now?' Eijirō questioningly thought as he scratched his head in wonder. "What?" The red head questioned as he sweatdrop when Katsuki didn't even respond to him nor bat an eye at his direction. The red head pouted at his friend's ignoring. Now that's just mean Katsuki.

Kaminari Denki who seemed to curiously follow the ash blond's line of sight. The blond was confused on why was Katsuki looking at [Last name] [Name] as Denki saw that the ash blond male was glaring at the [Hair color] haired classmate of theirs who was happily talking to one of their other classmate, Todoroki Shōto, who seemed to have a small smile on his own. If looks could kill, Denki swore [Name] was incinerated with how the ash blond was looking at him.

"Tell who what, Bakug— HEY!" The blond started until he abruptly shouted when he saw the explosive male was not listening to him and was also walking away. Eijirō tried to get Katsuki's attention to ask what was wrong but the ash blond didn't seem to bother on his shouts as he menacingly walked towards the [Hair color] haired and dual haired male with a frown prominent on his face.

"Oh God, BAKUGOU?!?" Denki shouted in panic as he realized what the ash blond was doing. The blond feared for the [Hair color] haired male's being since Denki doesn't even know why the ash blond was heading towards him. But Denki does knows was that [Name] was a nice student. Too nice to even do anything to anger the ash blond. Denki was sweating buckets as he suddenly grabbed Eijirō in the shoulders and shook the male back and forth in his panic state.

The red head male could only try to get the blond's grip away from him but failed. Denki's grip on his shoulder was too tight and Eijirō felt like barfing his lunch right now because of Denki's back and forth shaking on his form.

"K-kaminari!!! S-stop!!!" Yelled Eijirō but it seemed his yell fell into deaf ears by the blond as Denki was still panicking and fearing for [Name]'s life. The ruckus of the two seem to capture most of their classmates attention, even the two male's who we're chatting happily looked at them.

"Pfft— oh God!" [Name] quickly covered his mouth with his hand as he tried to contain his laughter from seeing Denki panic and poor Eijirō seemed to be turning paler by the second. The [Hair color] haired male swore he could see Eijirō's soul was coming out of his mouth with a crying face as he slowly ascended away from his body. The [Hair color] haired male was shaking as occasional giggles left his mouth.

Shōto on the other hand deadpanned at the scene. The dual haired male let out a sigh while shaking his head. Honestly, his classmates were an odd bunch. Turning to his [Hair color] haired friend who seemed to be dying on containing his laughter, Shōto shook his head again. The half and half rolled his eyes as he nudge the [Hair color] haired male to gain the giggling male's reaction.

"What happened then?" The red and white haired male asked as he saw his friend stopped laughing, occasionally letting giggles but finally turned away from Denki and Eijirō's antics.

The [Hair color] haired male seem to beamed at what Shōto had said as he grinned and comically made hand gestures to the male as he told his tale before he was interrupted by two of his classmates shenanigans.

"So, where was I?" The [Hair color] haired male had asked out loud to his friend who shrugged. Not a second later, [Name] snapped his fingers in a eureka moment as he remembered.

"Uhh, yes!" [Name] had chuckled as he continued. "Well, I was at the CC Café again and manage to talk to that tired looking waiter? You know, the only waiter working there?" Shōto nodded at that, indicating he knew what the [Hair color] haired male was talking about.

"Yeah, I managed to get a small talk outta him!" [Name] said excitedly. This caused the dual haired male to softly smile at him. "After awhile there, he abruptly stopped paying attention to me and looked so done when he turned to the table beside me," [Name] said as he let put a snort when he remembered the waiter's face looking so done and ready to just drop dead that second.

"He was quietly muttering curses underneath his breathe, mostly saying he was so done and was quitly asking someone to just end him and I cou—" [Name] stopped talking his story when he and Shōto seemed to not notice the ash blond angrily approaching them.

Tilting his head in confusion, the [Hair color] haired male disregarded the angry glare Katsuki was sending to both he and the half and half quirk user and instead beamed a smile at the ash blond. [Name] seemed happy to see Katsuki as he grinned at the ash blond and waved a hand in greeting.

"Hey there, Kacchan!" The [Hair color] haired male sweetly greeted the ash blond. "How are yo— EH?!?" [Name] didn't even feel fear when had Katsuki arrived in front of him and had grabbed his red tie to bring him face to face with the angry male.

In the background, you can hear Denki shriek in terror more loudly as he shakes the almost dead red head more. Izuku was panicking and tried to stop Denki for unintentionally murdering Eijirō but the green haired male was failing aswell from how he was panicking by Denki and Katsuki's actions to Eijirō and [Name].

"Katsuki?" The [Hair color] haired male had softly called the ash blond's name. [Name] was confused and he grew more confused when his [Eye color] eyes looked directly at the ash blond's red ones.

"You!" Katsuki yelled at [Name] who look at him in confusion. "You've been getting on my nerves!" The ash blond continued. The [Hair color] haired male was about to apologized when the ash blond's next words not only shocked [Name], but also everyone inside the room.

"Stop being so fucking attractive, goddammit!"

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