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thinkaboutdobrik · 5 years

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She’s Taken → David Dobrik

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plot: david and the reader are dating. theyre at dom and alex’ apartment hanging out with everybody. jonah thinks the reader is hot, but is too scared to talk to her, so he asks david for help, completely oblivious to the fact that she’s taken. david plays along to pull a prank on him and capture some good vlog footage.

warning: kissing, and it’s a little funnyy :)

sitting at dom and alex's apartment, you were having endless conversations with the boys. everybody was there: dom, alex, you and david, carly and erin, as well as a couple of other friends that tagged along.

when you first started dating david, you had never expected to be involved in all of the craziness going on in his daily life. his vlogs were legendary, and there were so many different characters to his vlogs; everything from the chill, normal ones, to the drunken hot messes, and everything in-between. and you, you were just lucky enough to call them your best friends.

your humorous personality combined with your magnificent looks had everybody weak at their knees. david never minded all the guys swarming around you, because he knew you loved him and he loved you - however he'd often see this as a golden opportunity for some excellent vlog footage.

so, there you were. sitting in the middle of dom and alex' apartment, listening to dom's many stories of all the girls he had ever hooked up with.

«everybody, jonah is here!» david cheered as jonah walked through the door.

everybody greeted him, and he joined you on the couch. you had met jonah before, but never really gotten to know him that well. he seemed a little shy and awkward, and you didn’t want to make him feel uncomfortable around you so you never really talked to him.

after sitting down on the couch, he shared many looks with the guys around you, awkwardly sitting quietly next to you, glancing over at you when you weren’t looking.

«does anybody want anything to drink?» you asked as you got up from the couch, offering everybody some beverages from alex and dom's fridge, before heading into the kitchen.

jonah leaned over at david, gently poking his shoulder. «bro, she’s so hot. is she single?» he whispered.

david let out a loud laugh. «you think you’d have a chance with her?» he chuckled, pointing his camera at jonah and hitting the record button as this was a golden opportunity to get some funny bits for the vlog.

«bro, i don’t know what to do. i-i literally need to talk to her. what do i say?» he asked david with wide eyes, desperate for an answer.

david chuckled behind he camera, knowing exactly how this bit would turn out for the vlog.

«dude, just go up and talk to her.» david replied and shrugged.

frantically looking around the room, jonah searched for something to say. «t-talk to her? what do i say?»

david flipped the camera and pointed it at himself. «just say whatever you want! say you really like her and ask if you could kiss her.» he said with a smug smile plastered on to his face.

«what?! are you serious? i can’t just ask her that!» jonah replied, jaw dropping to the ground, letting out a big gasp as he furrowed his eyebrows.

«sure, you can. just do this.» david said, before pointing the camera at himself again. «hey, y/n?»

your eyes landed on david as he got up from the couch, jonah shyly following his steps as they came up to you.

«yeah, what’s up?» you smiled as you grabbed a water bottle from the refridgerator.

david gave jonah a quick wink, motioning for him to pay attention to what he was doing. «you look hot today.» david complimented, before putting a hand on your waist to pull you closer and placed a soft kiss on your lips.

«thank you, david.» you giggled, gazing into his eyes before you peeked over david’s shoulder to take a quick look at jonah.

jonah had wide eyes and his jaw had dropped further down to the ground than before. his cheeks were flushed as his eyes darted from david’s to you, and back to david.

«h-h-how, w-what, how did you do that?» he stuttered.

david let out a big laugh as he pointed the camera at jonah.

«what do you mean? this?» he asked before pulling you back in for another kiss, this time deepening it.

jonah stood still, unable to form any sentences, let alone react. «wow.»

«sometimes, if you’re feeling frisky you could even do this.» david said, and ran his hand down your back before landing it on your butt, getting a good grip and firmly squeezing it.

jonah looked like he was about to drop to the floor. he was speechless. everybody in the room were laughing at your little act. david had the big camera pointed at jonah, ready to capture his reaction.

«this is a prank, right?» jonah gulped, examining david’s face expression before looking around the room for any answers.

david placed a hand on jonah’s shoulder, still pointing the camera at him. he playfully pushed jonah as he let out a laugh. «yeah, she’s my girlfriend.» he admitted.

jonah rolled his eyes as far back to his head as possible and groaned as he put a palm to his forehead. everybody’s laughs filled the room while david captured everything.

«at least put his link in the description.» you laughed as the camera was pointed st you.

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themostunquietmind · 7 years

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Day 18 (whoops...)

Once again, I have failed myself. From day 5 to day 18? What trash am I lol.

But where to begin. So many things have happened in the 2 weeks since I last wrote. First things first, I suppose: I did not kill myself. So woohoo for me.

But I don’t understand how I’m still breathing when I literally feel like I’ve died. I don’t know if I’m alive. I don’t know if this is real life. I keep asking myself how I got here, how I got to this point. I sit and look at all of the events leading up to this moment and I feel... nothing. Maybe I need to dissect all of the events that got me here to find clarity.

Tinder. What a glorious fucking app. What an app, guys. What a fucking app. For all of the miserable people to find other people just as miserable as them to do things God would not approve of. And voila! I found myself on this app... But who was first...

Nathan: what a lovely man. Super skinny and nerdy. A redhead. He bought me chicken tenders at a restaurant in Richmond. And that’s it. No hooking up. No sex. We didn’t even kiss. What a lovely evening we had together. But the thing about Nathan is that he was out of my league. A literal genius. He only wanted to make money. He didn’t want children. He didn’t see the point. So when he told me he didn’t see us going anywhere, I wasn’t too upset. But of course he couldn’t just let it go there; he had to tell me the reasons things couldn’t work out between us. Essentially, I am an underachiever and I’m not going anywhere in life. Thank you, Nathan. My skewed perception of myself was not fulfilled without those words from you.

So onto Navroop. Nav for short. What a lovely face he had. But unfortunately, that’s where the attraction ended. What a scrawny man. And he didn't have toilet paper in his apartment... I’m still salty about this. So I went to Nav’s for the sole purpose of hooking up because at this point A and I were going nowhere fast. So I went to sleep with Nav. But Nav was gross. After he gave me very precise pecks on the neck and lips, I should have left. But I convinced myself that I could do it! I could fucking do it. But I couldn’t. Once he took his pants off and said “what do you think” with the most smug look on his face, I grabbed my shit and left. Bye bye Nav. I don’t miss you.

And then we get Brandon. Oh Brandon. Your inexperience made you so endearing. The steroids though.. I wasn’t a fan. Things with A and I were still so up in the air. No official status. No exclusion. Nothing. So Brandon. I actually remember some of the context with Brandon. I remember that I was so desperate for someone to want me... I had myself so convinced that all I needed was a physical connection -- someone to just sleep with regularly, and I would be happy. A and I were going to end. What was the point of even trying. So Brandon. He was close. He had a nice body (due to the steroids, but whatever). And he had a killer smile. So I slept with him. A whopping 3 times. The poor guy. He just wanted to get laid, but I realized that I’m not a casual sex kind of girl. So I made this poor man talk to me for 2 hours before I even let him touch me. But he was kind and patient, so it was okay. Unfortunately, he was also a flaming asshole. So when he told me he wanted a fuck buddy and that’s it, I was hype. But then he broke his own rules by asking me for girl advice. What a fucking cunt. So things ended after that. Although that didn’t stop him from reaching out occasionally asking for sex. I did not oblige.

So after Brandon came Joe. Or was it Reza. Oh who cares. After Brandon came Joe. And Joe was a joy. He had this sweet little daughter. And he let me spend the night with him and he snuggled and it was so lovely. And I actually thought Joe and I had potential. But at this point in my relationship with A, things were crumbling. So I was scared. So scared of being alone. So I threw myself at Joe and sufficiently scared the shit out of him. Joe and I only had sex twice. Enjoyable nonetheless, but not noteworthy. So when he told me he wanted to be friends with no benefits, I knew I wouldn’t ever see him again. So I was alone. Alone with A. Who didn’t want me.

Which led me to Reza. The pharmacist wannabe. He was beautiful. Although his mild lisp drove me fucking bonkers. He literally met all of my requirements. Sweet, funnyy, outgoing, ambitious, a family man... And so many other things. But Reza was the Ashley to me as a Joe. He was so fucking into me. And I was not into that. But hey, everyone deserves a chance, right? Wrong. I should have just told Reza to fuck off. But I didn’t. So I added another useless number to my body count. Reza counts as the worst sex of my life (if we can even call it sex). By my definition, a guy humping you, yelling obscenities, and cumming in under 5 minutes doesn’t count as sex. But hey, I don’t make the rules. So where did I end up? Back with A. But A still didn’t want me for more than a minute.

Kia. We can’t forget Kia. Forever my best friend. Bless that boy and the late night Skype calls in 8th grade while I was crying with a razor over my body and him begging me not to... What a guy. He was also the reason I took a handful of Benadryl (which only made me sleep for 48 hours -- trash), but that’s a story for another day. Kia stopped by on his way to Tech or something. I blew him. It was insignificant. It took about 5 minutes. But it matters. Everything matters.

Jorey. Back to the past. So lonely. So fucking lonely. One friday night I invited him over at 10pm. He drove the hour and a half to see me. It was supposed to be just sex. But we had so much sex. I don’t even know how much, but damn it was a lot. And I was content with the sex. But things had to get so fucking complicated because he loves me. And I thought that I loved him. I mean I’m sure I’ll always love him, but not in the way he needs me to. So I broke his heart again. And for that I will forever be sorry. I hope he never forgives me; I don’t deserve it. But I told A about Jorey. A didn’t have a problem. A was doing the same with someone else. It was fine. It was cool. But it wasn’t. It never is.

After Jorey came Mark and Jenn. I know they’re two separate people, but their stories go hand-in-hand. Mark, my internet crush for over 10 years. And his wife Jenn. I don’t even know why him and I started talking again... But we did. And that was such a huge mistake. So we talked. And I talked to his wife too. And she.... She is such a special individual. But she’s also fucking crazy. So hey, let’s just drive from colorado to VA for ashley’s 21st birthday. Why not. So they came. And it was so lovely. Dinner and drinks, and snuggles. So many wonderful things. I kissed Jenn a handful of times while they were here, but I didn’t even really touch Mark. He made me nervous. And on the last day, we talked about sex. We decided not to have sex. We decided that because I didn’t feel comfortable, we weren’t going to have sex. But that night, Jenn kissed me goodnight, but it didn’t stop at a goodnight kiss. It was just her and I for such a long time, I didn’t think Mark was going to join. But he eventually did. And it was an interesting experience. I don’t regret it because it was an experience. But I regret them. I regret bringing them into my life. I regret bringing them into my web of shit. They deserved so much better than me. And so does A... Of course he didn’t want me. I don’t want me. I don’t even know why he’s still talking to me... I want to die.

But it doesn’t stop with Mark and Jenn. There was Ed. Who had a massive blowout breakup on Facebook. We talked after that because he was making very... distasteful posts about his ex. So we talked. And we snapped. And nothing ever came of it. He said he would visit me in Richmond, I said I’d visit him in NOVA. But it never happened. I’m full of empty promises. So him and his ex got back together, and good for them. But he still tried to hook up with me. He repeatedly asked for sexy snaps... I couldn’t oblige. I refused. We don’t talk anymore.

And then Jake. My final fling. We met in a bar. He saved me from the creepiest of creeps. He kissed me on the dance floor and gave me his number. I had sex with Jake twice. Not noteworthy, but enjoyable at the time. Jake was exactly what I needed. A and I just had such a big blowout. We even called things off. But we were still in limbo. But Jake. Jake made me feel lovely. Like I was worth everything. He was so intrigued by me. But I had to say goodbye to Jake. Because A found out. And it’s better this way, because Jake didn’t deserve a person like me. No one deserves a person like me. A doesn’t deserve a person like me...

So now it’s just me and A. But A hates me. A wants to cause me pain and tear me apart. And I’m going to let him. I deserve it. But I don’t think he deserves to have to deal with me.

As much as I want to fight and claim that A and I were never together, were never official, I knew all of the guys above were wrong; I knew A would be pissed. I don’t know why I did it. I guess I was living for the moment. Stupid. Because none of it was worth losing him. Which I think needs to happen. I think I need to say goodbye to him. Because he deserves better than this. He deserves better than me. No one deserves to have to deal with me. No one.

I really should kill myself. If I do, I won’t hurt the people in my life anymore. I won’t hurt the people not already in my life. I would do so many favors if I just disappeared. I want to disappear.

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troublish-blog · 7 years

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and for the ocean asks bc they're rel pretty: nymph, tsunami, hurricane, turquoise, and pearl

THANKS anon!!!

nymph: old-fashioned or modern decor?

i like a mix of both?? like modern i guess with a bit of a kinda old-fashioned feel to it idrk haha

tsunami: describe a dream outfit of yours

ok well i’ve been looking for like something yellow forever!?!! idk what but i want it to have long sleeves but ive never found like the perfect thing unless i’m actually just looking for a rain jacket who kno;; and skinny jeans to go w it i guess haha i need to find good ones :(

hurricane: describe a strange habit of yours

i have sm strange habits it’s not even funnyy but i guess smelling like every single bit of food before i eat it basically and also checking literally everything i eat/drink for spiders but that’s mainly bc of my arachnophobia so :^)

turquoise: weirdest dream you’ve ever had

i’ve had SO MANY omg i can’t even describe one but one of them was probably when i killed this guy (like shot him w a gun) and someone sent bounty hunters after me and they were full on cowboys and i ran to the edge of australia (where i live) and hid under this kinda alcove thing but the cowboys brought their horses round the side so i was like if i push them hard enough they’ll fall into water and drown even tho i felt really bad so i tried to push the horses away but the cowboys fell off and only the horses drowned and oh my god i felt REALLY bad so i kept running and i saw this really modern house kinda hanging over the water and i knocked on the door and this chick opened the door and turns out it was my supermodel gf??? and she was like what are u doing and i was like I KILLED A GUY AND NOW THE BOUNTY HUNTERS ARE AFTER ME!!! and i came in and she rolled her eyes n was like oh my god ofc u did y do i even love u and then a cowboy fell thru the roof except he transformed into an old bald guy from an advertisement i had to analyse for an english assignment and i grabbed this pole and i was like i dont want to push it thru his head but i have to so i went and tried to push the pole thru his head but it kept sliding off and leaving like those white scratches like when u run ur fingernails over ur skin and i was like this is so messed up i can’t do this so i just threw him thru the window off the side of the house n then i woke up

but i have soo many weird dreams it isnt even funny i could go on for ages but like some of them are really short so not that interesting

oh in one dream i went to new zealand and they had really weird buses where like all the seats were compartments that went underground so like there was literally nothing on the surface of the bus bc all the seats were underground and idk i was walking down the street in nz when this old lady came out onto her balcony and started yelling at me and pointed at this person who was walking her monkey and poodle and baby horse and some other animal and i was like ok and i cant really rmeember what happened??? maybe i had to get them back for her or sm?? and she had so many animals omg and at the very end of it when i gave her animals back a police officer came up and was like damn ur aunty is crazy and i was like SHE’S MY AUNTY????? it was so odd

pearl: if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?

idk that’s so hard bc there are so many amazing places i havent seen yet but i think singapore would be cool bc i went there for like 6 hours and it was sooo colourful and nice but really send me anywhere!!! (that is safe) and i’ll be happy but esp somewhere in europe it’s so great over there

THANKS for the qs anon!!! // ocean asks

#srsly ty sm anon i love getting them #long #kinda #sorry #submission #ask game #personal #ainslee.txt #anon

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